Superheroes Are Not Wives

Because of Miss Witch's words, Aina instinctively imagined the appearance of Miss Witch wearing underwear, and a red liquid slipped out without noticing, scaring Aina to sniff her nose, the blood stuck in her nose and made herself Coughing continuously.

"It's really outrageous, Aina, what kind of elves are you, elves have no desires, and you can't help it with such a mere temptation? ! 』

Aina's self-talk made the surrounding clerks very nervous. She was considering whether to go forward and let Aina pay attention, but Aina's own beauty made these female clerks not dare to come forward and "inflict humiliation on themselves". ".And Aina's tangled appearance completely fell into the eyes of the witch in the dressing room, and she recorded it with the crystal, which made Aina often used by the witch in the future. thing to tease.

39. Pay attention to malicious pyramid schemes

Because the witch is wearing a more complicated dress, no matter how hard it is to put it on, it is difficult to take it off, so it is said that the witch will not be able to get out for at least a period of time after entering the dressing room, and Aina does not think that the witch will really wear it. Let yourself see, mostly just make fun of yourself.

Aina was a little bored standing in front of the mirror in the lingerie store, looking at herself with loose hair in the mirror, her delicate skin and tender flesh could be said to be a bit like what a man should look like, although in a sense, her own dress was not enough. Very handsome, but it only refers to the handsomeness of women. It is the kind of woman who will be charmed by men when they see it.

"Although I don't hate it either. 』

In any case, this body is Aina's own. The elves, as a race that loves beauty, are all very delicate. For example, in the kingdom of elves, there are almost all handsome men and beautiful women. Humans dream of finding an elves (male). )friend.Although Aina is not as handsome as those male elves, her charm is not bad at all.

"But it still looks weird. 』

It is false to say that she has no problem with this girl's general posture. Aina's body is full of slender arms, plump legs, or the buttocks that look like a child. It exudes a feminine scent. The only thing that can make Aina a little relieved is that the chest is flatter than the grassland. This is the only place where Aina can be regarded as "manly charm", although women will only show a sympathy when they see it. expression.

"Miss, you look troubled. 』

Just when Aina was thinking wildly in front of the mirror, two suspicious people wearing masks like shop assistants came over. They kept rubbing their palms and looked very malicious, and they didn't know why they looked at them. With one black and one blue hair, Aina will have a sense of familiarity, as if she knew someone.

"I...I have nothing to worry about, you guessed wrong. 』

Aina originally seemed like she was not a girl, but thinking about it in a lingerie store, it seemed that people would look at her with strange eyes, so she acquiesced to the title of Miss, but the behavior of the two people in front of her was too suspicious. , Aina doesn't seem to have anything to do with these two people at all.

"No no no, miss, you don't need to doubt our eyesight, like young lady... um... how could a woman who is a flat horse not have troubles? 』

The blue-haired clerk spoke in a strange tone, staring at Aina's chest without any hesitation. After reading it, she even showed a sympathetic look and shook her head, as if she was lamenting Aina's misery. As fate would have it, this made Aina bewildered.

"This kind of thing is born... What can I do? 』

"Hey, that's not what I said. Although people's starting lines are different from birth, the ending depends on people's hard work.Like you, there are many people who think that the size of breasts is innate and cannot be changed. In the end, they lost the opportunity to change, which led to her lifelong flatness and loss of self-esteem as a woman. She couldn’t conquer men. She had to end her short life with suicide. . 』

Aina's words were actually saying that he was a man and would not grow up no matter what he did, but the black-haired clerk in front of him seemed to have misunderstood Aina's meaning, and even Aina felt a little bit out of it when he said it to himself. Sad story, indeed for some girls breast size is a source of confidence.

"That's really..."

"So, Miss, you can't give up too soon!In order to be able to fascinate a female assassin with excellent quality, beauty and the best figure in the world, you must change the fact that you are an airport!Don't ruin your future because of the airport!So fight hard, girl! 』

"Ah... oh! 』

The blue-haired clerk suddenly grabbed Aina's shoulders with excited hands, and swore in a high voice that he would never give up. I don't know if it was Aina's illusion that he actually felt so motivated and wanted to tell the blue-haired clerk. Change yourself as an airport just as you say.

"What should I do? 』

"Good question, Miss!We two of you sincerely recommend 8012's latest "Girl's Love" brand underwear, which is healthy and comfortable to protect your little white rabbit, and also has the magical function of breast enlargement and growth.It is the first choice for modern women to ask the airport to regain their confidence. Now the new product promotion, you can not only enjoy a [-]% discount for a limited time, but also get our beautiful kiss!It's better to act quickly and buy it now! 』

Looking at the clerk in front of the two who sang like a crosstalk group, Aina gradually showed a complicated expression, and this expression fell into the eyes of the two and was regarded as hesitant.They surrounded Aina's front and back with the underwear that was picked up by the side no matter how they looked, and they tried it on for him, completely disregarding Aina's advice.

"Miss, do you like blue or white? 』

"Or do you prefer bold black and purple, miss? 』

"Ah, my words may sound a bit ugly, but your size is really too small, Miss. Even if you wear an A-cup, you may need a child's type, but don't worry, you still have a child's type. Breast enhancement effect! 』

"Hey, miss, how fit you look!You are so charming now! 』

The two shop assistants kept helping Aina try on his underwear. The scary thing was that they didn't dare to take off Aina's clothes. They tried on Aina through the clothes from beginning to end. PLAY" is a good game, they didn't notice Aina's gradually darkening expression at all, and when they noticed, their heads had been grabbed by a hand, and the terrifying force was about to kill their heads. Got caught.

"Pain Pain Pain Pain! 』

"Hey, it hurts, miss, let go!If you don't like it, you can say it, we won't force you to buy it! 』

"I like it, of course I like it. I like the underwear that my good friend chose for me. I don't dare to accept such a great thing, so I'd better give it to you. 』

Aina said with a dark face and a smile. He had already discovered the identities of the two people in front of him. They naively thought that they could deceive themselves by putting on a mask and changing clothes without changing their hairstyle. Treat Aina like a fool.

In this way, Aina walked to the cashier with one child and one hand, and the two fake shop assistants were holding various colors of children's underwear in their arms.Aina showed a "smile" and spoke to the real clerk at the cashier in a very "kind" tone.

"I like these styles very much. Could you please help me pack the bag? If the cost is calculated, please include the C-level hero Shadow Thorn and the Flash Reporter. I guarantee that they will be honest in the name of the D-level hero. Pay, you say right, two lovely shop assistants? 』

"Yes Yes Yes!We will pay! 』

Aina's angry look is really terrifying. The two who were curious about Aina's angry expression once, when they met Aina's angry eyes, tasted the fear that came from the depths of their hearts. They don't dare to say a single word to Aina's words now.

"Well, I think these underwears are quite suitable for you. I hope you can wear them to me when I go back. You shouldn't refuse me, right? 』

"Won't!As long as you are happy, Aina, go back... We will wear it right away! 』

"Is that right, good boy~good boy~"

Aina gently stroked the heads of the two clerks, no... Now it should be said that it was Phil and Qinshi. If Aina gently stroked their heads like usual, Phil and Qinshi would probably feel that I am very happy, but although the head being stroked feels quite comfortable now, for some reason Phil and Qin Shi always feel as frightened as they are being scratched by a knife.

"Miss clerk, these two bastards are suspected of impersonating the staff in your store to harass customers, can I ask you to throw these two people out? 』

"But......"

"Um? 』

"Yes!I'll throw it away right now! 』

The real clerk has long understood that these two people are fake, but because of the identities of Phil and Qin Shi superheroes and the private letter he wants to sign, the clerk has been turning a blind eye and letting this Phil go. Er and Qin Shi are messing around.Now the identities of the two have been revealed, but the clerk doesn't dare to throw them out. After all, they are heroes who protect people. Not to mention their bad attitude, even if they really want to throw themselves, they can't beat the other party!

However, these miscellaneous thoughts disappeared when the clerk met Aina's eyes. They could only mechanically grab Phil and Qin Shi and threw them out. Phil and Qin Shi did not resist being picked up like a piece of wood. Throwing out, also thrown out was a bill and a bag of underwear.Afterwards, when the clerk recalled this incident, he always felt a little scared, and he also sighed that he had such great strength?

"Really, these two people are usually noisy, how can they be so tacit at the thought of pranking?So I really hope they can coordinate like this when they usually go out on a mission. 』

Aina rubbed her head like an old mother who was disappointed with her child. These two darlings really tossed themselves so hard today, even if they were found in a lingerie store, the two still joined forces. Make fun of myself, if it weren't for the crowds here, Aina really wanted to spank the two of them and teach them a lesson.

"But it's been a long time, Miss Witch, you've been tossing around for a long time, why haven't you come out yet?Could it be that the button collapsed and didn't dare to come out? 』

After Qin Shi and Phil left, the lingerie store returned to a very quiet atmosphere. Aina, who had calmed down, had to think about why Miss Witch hadn't come out yet. Aina, who was worried that something would happen, didn't dare to rush directly. Go in, if you accidentally see something that shouldn't be seen, Aina will be eaten by the witch lady for the rest of her life.

40. It’s good to have someone enlighten you during the trough

"So why are you looking for Aina like this, Aina got angry and we were thrown out too. 』

Qin Shi, who was thrown out by the clerk, touched his aching buttocks, took off the somewhat ridiculous mask and complained that he didn't need to think about it and knew the broken ideas that his unreliable teammate came up with, so that Aina was good to him. Sensitivity dropped a lot.

"But when I saw Aina in a place like this, I couldn't help but want to go up and talk. It's obviously not good to go in and talk to us as usual, so we have to disguise. 』

"But there's no need to play such a strange role, right?It's a shame to think about it now, it's a shame that I was able to say such lines in a serious manner. 』

Recalling her acting like a comedian and Aina's mentally retarded eyes, Qin Shi felt extremely ashamed, and her self-esteem as a superhero was about to collapse.

"It's not our fault, but Aina!Who made him have a face that he wanted to be bullied?Dressing up for other women, I have never seen Aina dressed up like this, she is so handsome!Ah♀ I really want to be hugged by Aina like this~」

Phil, who was still a little angry at first, became hurried as he spoke, his face flushed and his hands clasped his shoulders, and he kept pinching his shoulders. To be honest, this looks very bad. Many people saw Phil like this. The behavior of letting go of oneself is detoured.

"Hey, you also pay attention to my image!If the hormones explode, it will explode when I go back, and it's not ashamed to be in public! 』

Phil's actions made Qin Shi feel very embarrassed, but after thinking about the scene of being hugged by Aina, even Qin Shi's hidden girl's heart also sprouted, and she entered the fantasy unconsciously, but she was not interested in stopping Fei. Er's idea was completely forgotten, so that two slightly famous superheroes outside the women's underwear store were ecstatic.

On the other side, Aina was still standing in front of the mirror to pass the time, using the witch lady to try on her hair and put her hair back into a ponytail. She tidied up her bangs and covered her left eye, which she didn't intend to donate to someone useful even if she didn't need it. She was gentle. The amiable temperament has once again become beautiful and handsome. Just because of this, many women who come to the lingerie store to buy underwear have their hearts, and they all want to go up and talk to Aina.

"It's so slow..."

Aina was helpless and completely unaware that something was wrong with the surrounding atmosphere. Miss Witch had been in for almost 10 minutes and hadn't come out yet. Aina didn't have the habit of playing mobile games either, so she just stood in front of the mirror and looked at it. It's hard not to be bored if I watch myself for almost 10 minutes.

"Um... Aina, can you come in and help me, I don't understand the structure of these things. 』

"what? 』

When Aina was so bored that she was about to fall asleep, the witch finally had a voice, but Aina was a little distracted and did not hear what the witch said, nor did she hear the shy tone of the witch.

"No...it's okay, I'm messing around a bit. 』

"Oh. 』

At first, Miss Witch wanted Aina to come over and help with these cumbersome modern underwear. As a genuine ancient witch, she spent too much time at home. For her, human things are too difficult to get. I really don't understand what I teach.But if you think about it carefully, although Aina looks so tender, he is indeed a boy. If it was Miss Witch two or three years ago, she would regard Aina as a cute younger sister because of the age difference with Aina Or younger brother, if you show him a little body, you won’t have too many thoughts, but now you have seen Aina’s other temperament, so handsome that even an old woman like Miss Witch will be tempted, if two people are in the locker room She was still dressed a little sparsely, so it was hard for Miss Witch to guarantee that nothing would happen.So Aina waited in front of the mirror for another 10 minutes and finally finished the annoying underwear.

"ah! 』

"Miss witch, are you alright? ! 』

Suddenly there was a sound of something snapping, followed by the scream of Miss Witch. Aina, who thought something happened to Miss Witch, rushed into the locker room without thinking, but what she saw was With tears in her eyes, the witch was kneeling on the ground with one hand covering the torn underwear strap on her back.

"What about that Aina?I seem to have damaged this underwear. 』

"No...that...it's fine...as long as the cost is compensated, so...don't... panic, this underwear....I will pay for it! 』

Aina, who walked into the dressing room, saw Miss Witch showing a lot of skin, and her brain went blank. She spoke intermittently and looked very nervous. On the other hand, Miss Witch saw Aina's reaction, and the expression that was about to cry disappeared instantly. , replaced by a little devil-like smile, as if the expression of crying has never been the same.

"Damn... I'm a little angry, I'll go to the bathroom first to calm down! 』

A warm feeling poured out of his nose, so scared that Aina hurriedly rushed out without looking back, covering her nose. There was only a drop of red liquid left in the locker room. If some people with bad hearts saw it, they might think of it. something bad.

"What a cute expression. 』

Seeing that Aina escaped without looking back, Miss Witch's stiff body also relaxed, and a blush gradually appeared on her fair face.Although the witch is quite old, she herself is much more innocent than Aina imagined, and the sight of her body is enough to make the witch shy for several days.

In fact, Miss Witch is not used to teasing Aina as a big sister. This is a difficult thing for her to maintain, but there is no way she has to do it in order to encourage Aina.

Four years ago, when Aina first met Miss Witch, the expression on Aina's face was completely dull, full of loneliness, fear of losing the protection of her parents, and anxiety about the uncertainty of the future. The expression on Aina's small and cute face made Miss Witch worried, and she didn't know how to comfort others, so when she learned that Aina was actually a boy, she thought of taking advantage of adolescent boys. I fantasize to distract Aina, because this witch will occasionally tease Aina, which is not only very interesting, but also very useful for Aina to divert her attention. Even if she is not used to it, she likes to stick to it.

But even the witch herself didn't fully notice that she seemed to be teasing Aina, and she had a different kind of emotion towards Aina herself.

"Haha...haha...haha..."

In the bathroom not far away, Aina rinsed her face with cold water, and the cold touch gradually cooled her inner heat. Aina stared blankly at herself with water droplets on her face in the mirror, even the original self. The face that has been accustomed to seeing began to blur, and gradually it became clear that the pretty figure flashed by in the dressing room.

"Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what are you thinking !Miss Witch is your benefactor, how can you use her body to think wildly? ! 』

My mind is full of the concave and convex figure of the witch in the dressing room, which makes Aina feel a deep sense of guilt while excited. After all, she saw the witch through her underwear. Consider yourself the best.

"Calm down, Estreya Hillina, you are the son of the greatest elf queen in the world. You have half of the most precious blood of the elven royal family. As an elf in the name of justice, you are only a mere adolescence. Can the restlessness make you so uneasy?Miss Witch has an immortal body, and her real age is hundreds of times more than that of my newborn soul. A mature, beautiful, dignified and elegant Miss Witch will not feel resentment just because a young person like me sees my body. The only one who needs to be careful is you, Estella, don't do anything that's sorry for yourself and the witch. 』

Aina was talking to himself in the language of the elf for a long time, and the tone like a recitation calmed his heart. The blood of the elf sleeping in his body was boiling continuously, and the natural aura of being an elf gradually came out.In addition, Aina didn't realize that the fairies who were not close to him and invisible in the atmosphere had begun to surround him. This was just the activity of the fairies, who were originally known as amiable and friendly, surrounding Aina. , to the point of being active to the point of a little excess of energy.

"Okay, let's go, it's not good if you make Miss Witch wait too long. 』

Aina took a while to sort out his clothes and prepare to go back to the store. He didn't want Miss Witch to wait for too long, although he forgot that not long ago he was standing alone in the mirror Waited three 10 minutes before.

However, just when Aina wanted to leave the bathroom, the door of the bathroom was opened, because Aina is a boy, even if she looks no different from a girl, but the toilet must only go to the men's toilet, and it will be opened. Apart from men, there is only a cleaning aunt at the door of the men's toilet, but unfortunately, the cleaning aunt will not come to clean the toilet at this time, so a serious man came in.

"woman? !Sorry I went the wrong way! 』

"Wait a moment!That you... did not... go... wrong..."