Superheroes Are Not Wives

3. Shopping is an essential skill for a man living alone

"Yes, yes, yes, our beauty is a man, I don't believe it when I say it.Tsk tsk, I really don't know which bastard will be so lucky to marry a virtuous wife like you, Aina, I'm afraid that person cut down the Demon King in his last life haha! ! 』

"Uncle Chen! ! ! 』

Aina feels very depressed. He has emphasized more than once that he is a man, but his beautiful face is not convincing at all. Even if he puts his ID card on someone else's face, the other party will not believe it. Aina is also incomparable about this. Desperate, he can't take off his pants in the street to prove his gender, right?

"Haha Forget it, I won't bully you little cutie, here are two catties of pork, you can take it back and eat it, anyway, no one is willing to buy meat from me to eat, it's a waste to keep it, it's better for the development of our goddess make a contribution. 』

"Humph! 』

Aina didn't intend to refuse Uncle Chen's kindness, so he reached out his hand and took away the bag that Uncle Chen handed over, but he couldn't get it back when he stretched out his hand. Uncle Chen took this opportunity to hold Aina's bag tightly. Hand, but Aina did not resist but looked at Uncle Chen coldly, as if looking at a dead man.

"Chen Qiang! ! ! !you bastard! ! ! !Going to tease Xiao Ai again! ! ! !Do you not want to live anymore! ! ! ! 』

The next moment, a violent roar came from the depths of Uncle Chen's shop. Uncle Chen, who heard the roar, began to tremble. Bean-sized beads of sweat rolled down his forehead and down his cheeks. Even holding Aina's hand became a mess. Extremely cold.

Then a woman who was a little fat but still could see the beauty of her youth came out. Her face burst with blue veins and every step she took, it roared like an earthquake. The woman directly pinched Uncle Chen without saying a word He dragged his ears to the store, "You have misunderstood my wife!I'm just confirming that Aina's development is not trying to take the opportunity to eat tofu!You have to believe me! 』

"I bother!You've been with you for so many years and you still don't understand what's going on in your old slut's mind? !I told you that I can't spare you if you don't kneel the cactus for me today. 』

"No! ! ! 』

"Also, Xiaoai, if this dead ghost bullies you in the future, tell me that I promise to vent your anger! 』

"I understand, thank you Aunt Chen. 』

Aina waved and watched Uncle Chen and Aunt Chen walk towards the depths of the store, with eyes bent into the moon and a smile, completely ignoring Uncle Chen's cry for help, the next second came from the back room, like killing a pig. The general cry, and the pedestrians around are also a look that is not surprising.

"It's a great harvest~"

After that, Aina was on the way home and weighed the weight of the basket in his hand. The heavy basket made him very satisfied. For him, the heaviness that he could feel in his hand after shopping was his happiest moment.

"Um? 』

Aina was walking and suddenly found a little girl standing in the middle of the street, and her mother was bargaining with the stall owner at a stall a little further away. The little girl probably walked around because she was bored.

"what!Hello, sister, you are so beautiful! 』

The little girl noticed Aina who was looking at her, and when she saw Aina's beautiful face like a work of art, her eyes widened, and then she greeted Aina in a milky voice.

"Hello little sister~"

Being praised by such a cute little girl, even if she was misjudged her gender, Aina felt sweet, and she unconsciously showed a gentle and bright smile on her face, and the little girl was deeply impressed by Aina's goddess-like smile. attracted.

However, Aina's smile did not last long. His intuition, which was several times more sensitive than humans, kept issuing warnings. A bad premonition came to his heart. Aina frowned and moved his nose. He felt the air in the air. There is a faint smell of blood.

"Roar! ! ! ! ! ! 』

As if trying to prove Aina's idea, a roar like a beast came from the depths of an alley. Before Aina could realize what was going on, a burly werewolf covered in blood emerged from the shadows. jumped out.

"what? ! 』

"Why are there werewolves here? ! 』

"Help!Where are the heroes? !Come and save us? ! 』

Seeing this murderous werewolf, passers-by immediately panicked, shouting and praying for the superhero to come soon.However, Aina understands that superheroes will come, but when the news of the accident here reaches the headquarters of the alliance and then goes to the heroes, it will take enough time for this werewolf to kill the people here. eight.

"Roar! ! ! 』

It seemed that the screaming humans were too noisy. The werewolf roared impatiently, slapped to death a few unlucky passers-by and swallowed a little boy who had no time to escape.

"Kids...meat...delicious..."

The werewolf seemed to have some sanity when he spoke in an indistinct voice after he usually got the taste of the tender flesh of a child, and then his eyes fell on the little girl Aina saw at first.

"Human...child...eat! 』

Without hesitation, the werewolf who was still hungry immediately rushed forward. Facing such a terrifying werewolf, the little girl who was still a child knelt on the ground with her legs soft and shivered like a little white rabbit.

"No!my child! 』

The little girl's mother was far away, and it was unrealistic to use her leg strength to rush over to save the little girl.

"Damn! 』

At this time, Aina finally came back to his senses. He looked seriously at the werewolf who kept approaching the little girl. Aina's name was named after the god of justice. Since he was a child, he had a kind and righteous heart. , Now he naturally couldn't watch the little girl go into the werewolf's belly.

Aina glanced at the twisting ribbon on his right wrist. As a waste material, he had no chance of winning against a strong werewolf. If he rashly tried to save the little girl, he might get himself involved. A good way to deal with it is to run away while the chaos is in progress.

However, Aina did not hesitate to use her superpowers against the werewolf. The ribbon, which was originally only a few centimeters long, stretched wildly, and flew to the werewolf according to Aina's will, entangling the opponent's eyes and losing sight of the werewolf. The claws were swaying wildly, and the sharp claws looked very dangerous.

"not good! 』

The werewolf who was blindfolded didn't stop moving forward. He pulled the ribbon around his eyes with his right hand and waved it indiscriminately in front of him with his left hand. The next moment, the huge claws would slap the little girl into powder.

Aina stretched her legs and used all her strength to rush over, holding the little girl tightly in her arms with both hands, and the werewolf's sharp claws fell on Aina, who was blocking her body.The fragile back was cut by sharp claws, and three very terrifying wounds appeared on Aina's white back, and the whole person was slapped out because of the werewolf's huge strength.

4. Occasionally have to learn to fight monsters

Aina, who was slapped away, rolled on the ground several times until her body hit the telephone pole. During this period, he hugged the little girl tightly to prevent her from being impacted. Takes a full set of rolling damage.

"elder sister!Sister, are you alright? ! 』

"Cough...it's okay. 』

Aina struggled to get up from the ground, and as a result, her lungs moved and spit out a pool of blood from her mouth. Anyone with a little common sense knew that Aina had been seriously injured, and I was afraid that her internal organs had ruptured a lot.

"You go to your mother first... This... bad werewolf, leave it to my sister. 』

"But... sister, you..."

"I'm fine, just go. 』

Aina pushed the little girl's back hard, and the little girl could only reluctantly left Aina's side and ran to her mother, while the little girl's mother held her child in her arms while crying. Looking at Aina with worried eyes.

"The rest of the big dog is about you and me. 』

Aina reluctantly said, at this moment the werewolf had torn off the ribbon covering his eyes, and grinned at Aina.Aina's behavior is tantamount to provoking the werewolf and a signal to start a duel, but the werewolf didn't take action immediately because its sharp nose smelled a strange smell from Aina's body. This smell came from. Because of the elf's body fragrance, this also gave the little girl a chance to escape.

Aina's brain is spinning rapidly, and it is completely unrealistic to defeat this strong werewolf with his weak and weak strength. If there is a weapon in his hand, there is still a possibility, but it is impossible to take his own little fan when he is empty. Punch to punch someone else?

"Roar! ! ! ! 』

The stalemate got a little impatient. The werewolf rushed over with all four feet. Aina wanted to turn around to open up the distance. Since he couldn't win, he would delay the time. As long as he dragged the superhero to the scene, he would win!

However, in the face of the explosive speed of the werewolf, Aina's slender legs are completely incomparable. In just two breaths, the werewolf appeared behind him, and the sharp wolf claws were raised above his head. brain.

It's a pity that Aina would not let the werewolves understand him so easily. Although he didn't have any strength, Aina had received some combat training when he was young. Although he had no actual combat experience, it was still possible to avoid such a trick or two. of.

"Goo..."

Before the werewolf slapped Aina, it obviously broke Aina's bones, and now the large-scale dodging action affects Aina, which makes Aina very painful, which is even more difficult for Aina to complete the task of delaying time.

Aina shuttled between the werewolf's claws and claws like a nimble monkey. The werewolf who felt that he was being teased felt extremely angry, and his already strong body grew explosively again.The heyday of werewolves is when they are provoked except on full moon nights, and it's clear that Aina has completely outraged the werewolves by now.

"what? ! 』

Looking at the werewolf whose body was constantly expanding, Aina felt fear for the first time. The inferiority complex with no strength made him feel tied. Under the strong pressure of the werewolf, Aina's dodging movements went wrong, and the werewolf slapped Ai heavily. Aina's chest, even with her hands on her chest, Aina was still knocked away.

"Oh my God, it's so cruel, this girl's chest is already so flat, I'm afraid I'll shoot down the whole chest! 』

Seeing this cruel scene, one of the onlookers said something sad, and Aina, who tried to get up with all her strength, turned black when she heard it, and couldn't help spitting out another mouthful of blood.

I am a man!

"Women...delicious..."

Seeing that Aina seemed to have lost the ability to resist, the werewolf let go of his vigilance and slowly approached Aina step by step, as if torturing Aina's heart, he kept giving the opponent fear.

Aina looked a little scared when she hugged her body, and the tearful appearance of pear blossoms was very endearing, which made the more daring onlookers look a little ready to move.Of course they didn't want to do something to Aina, but to beat the werewolf who made Aina cry.But as ordinary people who are weaker than Aina and have no power at all, they still dare not act rashly when their lives are threatened.

"Roar! ! !woman! ! !Make ♂ match! ! ! 』

The werewolf's stinky mouth kept approaching, and Aina was ready to be devoured by the werewolf, but the male thing under the werewolf was constantly expanding, and the rag-like trousers could no longer hold up.

"Depend on! ! ! 』

Co-authoring for a long time, the werewolf wanted to get on him, and Aina, who was shocked, scolded swear words regardless of his image.According to human age, Aina, who has reached adolescence, has read a lot of books on this subject. He has read all kinds of Xiaohuangshu, and the one that impressed him the most is the Xiaohuangshu on the subject of elves. .

Elves have always been proud of their stunning beauty, and all races are constantly pursuing the beauty of this elf family, but elves have always survived with an attitude of indifference and dislike to communicate with the outside world. Most people have never even seen the appearance of elves in their lives, let alone Involved in the body of the elf.

Not getting it doesn't mean they won't think about it, so all kinds of adult works on the subject of elves turned out, and Aina unfortunately came into contact with these books.Influenced by the thoughts of ancient human beings, most elves will always be paired with rougher races such as orc goblin nobles. The contrast of stature and the more serious expression techniques have always been the reasons for the popularity of elves.

This is very cool to other races, but as a member of the elves, Aina would not think so. Seeing the heroine who looks exactly like his own tribe being abused in various ways, Aina is ashamed and angry. Tear up all the books about elves, and even raised his sleeves with a kitchen knife and almost made trouble to find the authors of these books.

Now the defeated elf heroine is ready, as is the rude and magnificent savage werewolf hero. People who have a little knowledge in this area can't help but laugh when they see this scene, although they understand that this is wrong But I couldn't help but react.

"XXX, fuck me and fuck you! 』

Aina was really panicked this time. He never thought that one day he would be pushed down like the heroine in the book.Aina, who didn't want to be captured like this, rolled and crawled back, but before she could move a few meters, her slender right leg was caught by the werewolf, and then Aina felt the werewolf's tongue slide across his calf, and instantly The discomfort made Aina extremely nauseated, and her stomach turned upside down and almost vomited on the spot.

Damn!If, if only there was a sword!

5. You have to learn how to deal with strangers' approach

Aina can't wait to have an extra elf long sword in his hand at this moment, so that he can stab the damn werewolf in front of him with one sword.

Wait a minute what if I could make the ribbon wrap into a sword?

Ai Na's brain flashed and he came up with an idea. When he first tied the werewolf's eyes with ribbons, he found that his control over the seemingly useless ribbons had been greatly improved. You can make the ribbon do different actions through your own will.And relying on this technique to make a sword with a ribbon is not difficult.

Do whatever comes to mind, Aina let the ribbon on her right hand grow wildly without any hesitation, and bind it into a sword according to her own will. Although the sword is not beautiful and even a little twisted, you can hold this one. The twisted sword made Aina feel courageous like never before.

In fact, Aina knew that even if a sword was made of a soft ribbon, how could such a sword with no hardness at all be able to hurt a werewolf with a well-developed body and extremely high defense?But the stubborn Aina felt that even if she died and was insulted, she would stab the opponent with something before that!

Different from the soft sword as expected, the long sword made of ribbons easily pierced the werewolf in front of him. Aina, who originally thought that the werewolf's blood would splatter on his face, was surprised to find that the werewolf's blood ran along his own with ribbons. Cheng's long sword was absorbed into his body, and Aina, who absorbed the blood, felt that his wounds were constantly healing, and his physical strength also recovered a lot.

Although the absorption of blood gave Aina a good feeling, but at this moment, Aina chose to draw his sword and retreat immediately. He was dying in the last second, but now Aina feels light and airy, as if his physical fitness has improved a lot.

Just as Aina stepped back, the werewolf's sharp claws immediately captured the place where Aina was standing. Pieces of flying stones were hit on the hard ground, and Aina, who couldn't escape, was hit by the gravel and the pain was almost painful. he shouted.This paw just splashed out of the stone, which made him a little unable to hold on. If he slapped directly on himself, Aina couldn't believe the consequences.

Unlike the previous appearance of constantly shrinking back, Aina, who was holding the ribbon sword in his hand, had unprecedented confidence and looked at the equally angry werewolf in front of him with a trace of anger. Aina did not want to delay time now, being so humiliated by the werewolf in front of him. He just wanted to chop off the other person's head.

Aina took the initiative to attack the long sword in her hand without a hint of coldness. It looked a bit funny, but Aina's own momentum was unstoppable.The werewolf saw Aina approaching him and wanted to stretch out his claws to grab him, but Aina avoided the werewolf's claws like a loach, and when he came back to his senses, there were several sword wounds on the werewolf's chest.

Aina's ability to suddenly become so powerful is entirely due to her childhood practice. She was not convinced that she had no talent. Aina did not give up the daily swordsmanship practice as an elf. Facts have proved that Aina's swordsmanship talent is really good, but not enough. Physical fitness up.Although a little rusty, it is enough to deal with the dumb werewolf in front of him.