Superheroes Are Not Wives

"I don't think our words are interesting. 』

Phil said with his face sideways, his right hand on his back was already touching the hilt of the dagger. Phil was very cruel to such a wretched old man who was not cute at all.

"No no no this is of course interesting, wouldn't it be interesting to think about the rare occurrence of an idiot in a black cap and armor running to the supermarket in broad daylight to buy something? 』

Seeing that Phil was about to start, the uncle hurriedly explained, but his words sounded a little too fake. Phil didn't believe the uncle's nonsense at all. There is an aura of danger.

"Wait Phil, let him go on. 』

"But...you...well. 』

But this time Qin Shi stopped Phil, and Phil is not the kind of person who can listen to Qin Shi, but this time Qin Shi unexpectedly called Phil's name instead of the hairy sons and daughters who always called it, he realized At this point, Phil also understands that Qin Shi is serious, and she will stop at the critical moment.

"Don't scare me, miss, showing weapons or something in broad daylight is much more dangerous than that armored idiot, can you guys care about it..."

"Who told you to say something else?What I want to know is the news of the armored idiot in your mouth, not whether you have been frightened by this stinky bastard. My patience is very limited, but I will see blood when I lose my patience. 』

The uncle hasn't recovered from the feeling of being pointed at by the sharp blade. He just opened his mouth and wanted to complain, but he was interrupted by Qin Shi before he finished speaking, and was threatened by Qin Shi, in order to make his words more deterrent enough. , Qin Shi also gave Phil a look, and Phil cooperatively took out the two huge daggers in his hand, rubbing against each other and making a harsh sound.

"Alas! 』

The sound of Phil sharpening the knife was in the ears of the uncle. It was nothing more than the god of death sharpening his scythe. He was so frightened that he was shaking. After all, he could see from the eyes of Phil and Qin Shi that they were not joking. .But if the uncle knew that Qin Shi and Phil were both superheroes, it would definitely be very uncomfortable afterwards, and then join the queue of anti-alliance organizations.

"Say! 』

"...that thing is like this. I was walking on the street before, and I found a man in golden armor and a very ugly peaked cap on his head wandering around. I think this man Most of the time, there was something wrong with his brain. He seemed to be fine, so I followed him quietly, only to find out that this person was just going to the supermarket to buy things, and his hands were all full of things. The thick armor came out to buy so many things, and he didn't seem tired and panic. 』

"Then, where is that person now? 』

"I said I said, don't point that thing at me, panic.The idiot in the armor went over there. 』

The uncle was frightened enough by the bright dagger in Phil's hand, but under the threat of his life, he still stretched out his finger and pointed out the direction of the shopping man in armor.

"Walk. 』

"Humph!Don't let me see you again, next time I see you, I'll shave all the fat on your body! 』

Qin Shi, who got the news, shouted to Phil, then checked out and left the dessert shop, walking in the direction pointed by the uncle, and when Phil left, he did not forget to scare the kind uncle and waved his The dagger cut off the few hairs on the top of the uncle's head.

"Damn it, it took me eight lifetimes of luck to meet these two tigresses, I just wanted to share something interesting, is it necessary to treat me like this?Sure enough, real women are big pigs' hooves, and paper talents won't be so fierce to me, huh huh.Really hurt my precious hair, how can I still have the energy to spend with my wives when I'm bald? 』

After Qin Shi and Phil left, the uncle touched his bald head and turned on his mobile phone to find comfort from the paper man.

On the other side, Qin Shi and Phil were walking on the road pointed by the uncle. Phil on the side looked at Qin Shi with a puzzled expression, as if he didn't quite understand why he should listen to the uncle's words and go here.

"Hey, stinky long legs, are you looking for that idiot who goes shopping in armor?We're on business now, and we're looking for Aina, not a fool. 』

"Tsk, did I say your brain is assimilated with a cat?The size of the brain is about the same as that of a cute kitten all day long. Don't you still understand that this person wearing armor and covering his face with a hat is most likely the golden knight who kidnapped Aina? 』

"I... Of course I know, I just want to test you to see if you're aware of it, it's just... It's not that I didn't realize it myself hahahaha... It seems that you still have some brains Well. 』

Phil, who didn't realize it at first, understood Qin Shi's point like this, but she didn't want to show weakness in front of Qin Shi, so she pretended to be what she knew for a long time, but her rough acting skills were completely hidden. But anyone.

In fact, this is not to blame for Phil. After all, she has not seen the golden knight up close. It is very vague as to whether the golden knight wears armor. Therefore, when someone mentions that someone is walking on the road wearing armor, Phil is not the first. Time thinks of the golden knight, this is not because her brain is not bright.

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"Ha ~ ah ~ yum yum~"

On the other side of Elina's house, when the pointer pointed to twelve o'clock and came to noon, Elina, who was sleeping, woke up.Stretching and rubbing his eyes in a daze, kneeling on the bed, his brain is still awake, and there is a drool on the corner of his mouth, which looks very cute.

As usual, Elina doesn't get up so early, because she is used to staying up late every day before falling asleep at dawn, and she usually doesn't get up until four or five o'clock in the afternoon.But because Aina warmed the bed to sleep with last night, Elina went to bed early, and it was already very late to get up now.

"It smells good. 』

The small nose of Elina, who was not yet fully awake, suddenly smelled a fragrance. This was the smell of home-cooked food that had been missed for a long time. Elina's attention was quickly attracted by this greedy smell, but the next time In seconds, Elina fell into doubt.

Because the kitchen of her own house hasn't been touched for how many years, even Elina herself can't remember, but now the smell is wafting out, which makes Elina have to be vigilant.

"..."

Elina didn't make a sound, took out her long sword and got out of bed, without even putting on her shoes, she walked softly towards the kitchen step by step.

squeak~

Elina gently pushed open the somewhat old door, revealing a fierce light in her eyes, ready to strike the intruder with a fatal blow.

"Humm~ hum hum~ hum hum hum~"

However, the sound of Aina humming softly suddenly came from the kitchen, and Elina was stunned for an instant. She then became emotional, and reflected that she had brought Aina home and slept with him yesterday. , A little embarrassed, he threw the sword aside, blaming himself for the idea of ​​attacking Aina just now.

Elina came to the kitchen and saw that Aina, who was still maintaining her elf-like appearance, was skillfully cooking dishes, humming a little song and smiling. Aina looked very beautiful. The gesture she had seen tickled Elina's heart.

"Ah, Elina, are you awake? 』

"Um. 』

When she came to her senses, Elina had hugged Aina's waist from behind, her head was resting on Aina's shoulder, and her eyes were constantly switching between Aina's face and the dishes in the pot.

"Don't suddenly hug me from behind, it's scary. 』

"Sorry, not next time..."

"I'm sorry~"

Although he complained like this, Aina was actually not frightened at all. The pair of pointed ears on the top of the elf's head were not decorations. Even if Elina approached softly and slowly, Aina was still clearly aware of it. Alina's approaching.

"Madam...you are so pretty now. 』

"Uh...thank you, but I can't eat even if I'm complimenting me. I can't eat until I'm done.And you go and get dressed first, you will catch a cold if you wear so little. 』

Suddenly being praised for being beautiful, Aina, who is a boy, is very complicated.Seeing that Elina was still dressed only in a white shirt, her chest was squeezed behind her, and her two big white legs were exposed, Aina felt that her nose was a little hot again, and quickly looked away to remind Elina Go back and get dressed.

"Oh. 』

Elina listened obediently to Aina's words, went back to the room and changed into clothes. In order to give Aina a good impression, she also dressed up.When she came out of the room, the table was already full of food, and there was a bowl of hot white rice in front of her seat, and Elina instantly felt at home.

"Come here?Eat it while it's hot, I don't know if what I'm doing is to your liking. 』

Aina lowered her body and placed her chopsticks, and smiled at Elina. With her gentle and virtuous figure and that sweet smile, Elina felt for a moment that Aina was her wife.

"As long as it's made by my wife...I like it, hehe"

Elina walked over and sat on the chair with a smirk, holding chopsticks and a bowl in both hands, but she didn't take her eyes off of Elina's face.

"What's the matter, keep looking at me, is there something on my face? 』

I was a little embarrassed to be stared at Aina like this. Realizing that her sight was discovered, Ariana quickly shifted her gaze and explained.

"No...it's fine. 』

In order to cover up her embarrassment, Elina picked up a piece of meat and bit it down, and then her chopsticks didn't stop.

128. Chew slowly while eating

In a blink of an eye, more than half of the dishes on the table had been eaten, and Elina had eaten three-quarters of the amount on the table by herself. The small belly is now full and chubby. People who don't know will go to the table when they see it. Think in another direction.

"Um...umm..."

On the contrary, Aina was still enjoying her lunch, chewing slowly, mouth after mouthful of refusal all revealing the elegance of being an elf, like a lady with good upbringing.

"Hiccup~"

Elina burped and slumped on the chair, looking like she was enjoying it. It was obviously just a dish that often appeared on the table in every household, but in Aina's hands, it was even more delicious than the delicacies of mountains and seas.

Elina, who is used to eating canned food and instant noodles, rarely eats a normal meal once. This kind of moving is indescribable in words. If it is a worldview with food novels, I am afraid that Elina has already lost all of her body. Not a single piece of clothes was left, and he became a slave to the food with a red face.

"Um? 』

As soon as she talked about canned food and instant noodles, Elina suddenly became suspicious. She still knew what she had at home. For example, these ordinary-looking vegetables and meat in front of her could be bought with just two steps out of the house. Elina's home is as rare as water in the wasteland.

"Madam...Where did you get these ingredients? 』

"...This, of course, I went out to buy it, but don't worry, I went out wearing your armor, and I also dressed up well so that we wouldn't reveal our position.But if you want to wear armor now, I can wash it for you again. You don't want to put it on your body when it smells like me? 』

Aina didn't answer Elina's question right away, but chewed the food in her mouth and swallowed it slowly before she spoke. That amount of time was enough to drive impatient people crazy. , but for Aina, it's rude to speak while biting something.

"It's better if it has flavor... No, I mean, ma'am, don't run outside all the time. It's not without food at home. Going out will be risky to some extent. 』

In fact, Elina wants to say that she will be recognized even if she is wearing her armor, because Elina's armor is so recognizable that anyone who has seen Elina's armor once will recognize it. It's impossible that no one in the vicinity has seen Elina wearing armor. It's just because they have long seen it, so they didn't do anything to Elina wearing armor. After all, Elina and Elina have been worried about the wanted It has not been fully rolled out until now.

"I'm sorry...but I won't compromise when it comes to eating!Alina, you always eat these junk foods that have no nutrition at all, you will be fine in a short time, but after a long time, your body is likely to have problems, just like your human scientists said, the long-term of junk food Eating things that are easy to cause some diseases is the so-called..."

Aina turned on her mother-in-law mode, and a bunch of words spit out from her mouth without stopping, making Elina dizzy for a while, and it is difficult for ordinary people to bear Aina's long-winded lectures, but if If you think about it from another angle, Aina's preaching is very sweet.

First of all, Aina is the person that Elina has always admired. The reason why he spends his saliva to preach to Elina is also because he is worried about Elina.Being cared for by someone you like can make you happy.

"...do you understand? 』

After a sermon, Aina finally ended his saliva machine gun. After talking too much, he felt a little messy, and his tongue became dry. He grabbed water and drank it.

"Hmm, I see! 』

"...I looked very happy when I was told. 』

I originally thought that after saying so much, Elina would have some thoughts of reflection, but when she turned around, she saw Elina looking at herself with a smile and nodding sharply at herself, which made Elina feel perfunctory. a feeling of.

"That lady... I'll go out for a while, so you can eat slowly here first. 』

Elina, who was still smirking there, suddenly seemed to sense something, and her attention shifted to another place instantly. After talking to Aina, she went to the bathroom and changed into her armor, while Aina couldn't see it. Even when she took a deep breath at the armor, Elina was very intoxicated by the body fragrance of Ainass remaining on the armor, and after fully enjoying it, she ran away from the house.

"This child is really, slow down! 』

Aina shook her head helplessly and looked at Elina who left in a hurry. In Aina's eyes, her behavior was like a child who hates preaching and making excuses to escape. Although it is not annoying, Aina is still a little resentful. .

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On the other side, Elina, who was wearing armor and wandering on the roof, had a serious face, not as cute and cute as she was at the dinner table. She suddenly ran out not because she hated being preached, just like she said earlier. It is the feeling of being cared about by Aina very much.

The reason why she ran out was because within her wide sensing range, she sensed that two people were approaching her residence "with bad intentions", thinking that Aina had gone out wearing her own armor before. Aina's whereabouts are revealed, and those looking for Aina come.

"You can't let you take Aina away. 』

Elina squinted her eyes and said firmly, if they discovered their place, then she and Aina would have nowhere to hide. In order to prevent her and Aina's "Love Cabin" from being discovered, then Elina had to come out in person to attract their attention and pull them elsewhere.

First of all, Elina found an unoccupied corner, which can be said to be a diagonal line from the real position of her original home, and then pretended that she had just come out of the home not long ago, walked with a leisurely expression, and then "By chance" I met the person who came to search.

"Hey, long legs...Are you sure that disgusting uncle didn't fool us?We've looked from house to house, and we've seen almost every person in the neighborhood, but we haven't found any clues about Aina. 』

On Phil's side, they have used their superhero identities to greet each other from house to house, and every time they use some small means to probe the situation of these residents' homes to see if they are hiding Aina, but it has already passed. After a long time, I have gone to several houses, but the results are all failures without exception.

"I don't know...but this is our only clue. If we can't find it after searching, we will go back and kill that uncle. 』

Qin Shi said with a dark face, feeling very unhappy after being played by others, and seeing the scene of Aina and Elina last night, she now has a vague drive to develop towards the sick.