I Have a Bunch of Relatives Who Want to Be Naruto

I haven't been a teacher for a long time. I'm a bit raw and I feel that I can't perform well.

This is not the first time he has been a teacher. In the first episode, he also briefly played a guest role as a teacher in the ninja school.

It's sad to think about it. When the ninja school first opened, there were only 38 students in the whole class.

At that time, the main body of Konoha was ninja, and everyone was used to teaching their children at home. The ninja still retains this habit, sending a few to ninja school, but most of them still receive family education in the clan.

Thinking about it carefully, that year was considered a gathering of big shots.

Sarutobi Hiruza, Shimura Danzo, Uchiha Mirror, Akimichi Torikize, Mitomon Enflame, and Koharu Koharu are all in it.

That is to say, Uchiha Mirror is not lucky, otherwise he is also a member of the Senju Tomonen Guard, and he must have a place in the third generation team. In that case, the situation of the Uchiha clan will probably be much better.

But there is one thing to say, the organization of the ninja will one day disintegrate on its own, it is only a matter of time.

Well, who did he seem to be talking about?

Can't remember, don't care.

What matters now is time.

By the way today, Uchiha Itachi’s five years old is a virtual age, and it will be real next year. Uchiha Mikoto has just been pregnant for a short time, and this year is the fourth season, so Uchiha Sasuke will be born next year. He and Uzumaki Naruto was in the same year, so Obito will come to Konoha to play Kyuubi next year.

You still have to be prepared for this kind of thing.

Uchiha Shingen is not worried that Kyuubi will be released, what he is worried about is that after Kyuubi is released, Namikaze Minato will die in love just like the original time and space.

It is not a good thing for Uchiha that Namikaze Minato will die in love now.

If it weren't for the core techniques of the Uzumaki Clan, he really didn't know how to do them. He would definitely give Uzumaki Kushina a bunch of seals. Don't say no, BUFF can be stacked, and DEBUFF can be stacked, but your seals can't be stacked?

It's nothing more than affecting stability, but shouldn't it be guaranteed that Nine-Tails can't get out first?

As expected, Kushina Uzumaki grew up in the Uzumaki Clan. She followed the tradition of the Uzumaki Clan and was a techie.

Uchiha Shingen once had sex with a Uzumaki girl in the first episode, and he persuaded a Uzumaki girl that he would not do such a stupid thing a second time. He decided to use his own skills to change the fate of a certain wife.

In the days that followed, Uchiha Shingen entered a very fulfilling working state of nine to five plus weekends.

The Naruto Building has never assigned tasks to the Uchiha Clan.

In the short quarter before, the Uchiha clan and the Hyuga clan even teamed up to clear the mission, and the other ninja clans that were brushed had opinions. At the beginning, it was okay to say that there were not enough manpower, but as the market gradually stabilized, it was not appropriate to let the Uchiha clan participate in the mission.

In Uchiha Shingen's view, this is really normal.

Public ninjas are not included in this task distribution mechanism. Konoha's salary for public ninjas is not low. Basically, the salary is determined according to the task gold level corresponding to the ninja level.

Uchiha Shingen is a jounin, so his monthly basic salary is the guaranteed minimum amount for A-level tasks, and there are subsidies on this basis, and these are only paid by the Konoha Administration Department in accordance with the salary system every month. There are also various subsidies and dividends for the ninjas in the clan.

In this way, although it is still not as profitable as doing S-level missions, it is still considerable after a year.

Uchiha Shingen is a contented person, and he will not look down on the money just because he has done S-level missions.

This income level has beaten most of Konoha's junin.

He commutes to and from get off work with peace of mind every day, and works hard to practice. From time to time, he also takes Uchiha Itachi out to collect folk songs, give him history lessons, and guide him in ninjutsu.

The days are very nourishing, but there is only one thing wrong, the Yang Dun in his body still looks like a salted fish uncle, the kind who is not willing to turn over.

Forget it, you can't force it.

Twisted melons are not sweet.

Only tea is fragrant no matter how you drink it.

In order to show that he is not a solitary eater, and also to prove that he is not so stingy, Uchiha Shingen had a rare and generous treat before, and called Uchiha Shisui to drink tea.

That batch of tea can be said to be very strong, Tie Huo and the others played crazy, and the smell of medicine unlocked a new posture.

This uncle can be said to be a model of a real person who doesn't show his face. How can he be immature for the first time?

Only Uchiha Shisui looks like a quail overall, even his hands are red.

Uchiha Shingen always felt that he didn't bring Uchiha Shisui to drink tea that day, but he brought tea to the young ladies.

All of these ladies and sisters are talents of pillars!

It's a pity that such an exciting scene still failed to make Uchiha Shingen open a kaleidoscope.

It is a pity that he once again missed the opportunity to become a great man of the Uchiha clan to inherit the past and inspire the next generation, and he cannot prove with hard evidence that "the sun escapes the body, and the eyes are opened with joy" is the correct path for the Uchihas.

Not making it up, he opened the Sangouyu when he was drinking tea, and he felt so happy.

The days passed day by day, winter finally came, the snow began to decorate the world, thick hoarfrost covered the houses, the leaves gradually lost the prosperity of the past, the pedestrians on the street became less and less lonely, and the occasional voices instead Bring out the desertedness of the street.

In fact, the winter in the Land of Fire is not too cold, but the Konoha people are used to the warmth and pampering of the sun, so they don't like to go out much in this season.

Xicheng District is even more obvious. Because there is no decoration of trees like shade, it even looks a bit dilapidated. No one goes out in the early morning, and the residents here will come out one after another at noon, gathering in sunny places. into a ball.

But Uchiha Shingen doesn't hate this kind of weather at all.

His ice escape was practiced in a world of ice and snow.

The vast land, covered in silver, there is no better scenery than this.

Another morning, Uchiha Shingen came out of his house. He walked across the pure white snow, made countless lines of footprints on the snow, and entered the practice field to start practicing.

As he kept changing his fingerprints, crystal clear and beautiful ice sculptures rose from the ground, and then dispersed like water.

With repeated experiments, constantly adjusting the ratio of chakra, and learning to escape from ice, Uchiha Shingen finally found the trick.

He clapped his palm with a "snap", the snow field shook slightly, and a huge palm stood up from the snow field.

"It's been a little longer..." muttered, Uchiha Shingen turned his chakra to melt away the giant palm again.

Whether it's a change in form or a change in nature, even though it still lacks in speed of activation, this escapism has finally reached the level he expected.

The next step is how to integrate the sealing technique into this escape technique.

Chapter 38 Uchiha Shingen's first title

Whether it is the perfect body, Susanoo or Mutun ninjutsu, they all have the same characteristic-ninjutsu that can carry the body of the performer.

Uchiha Madara's Susan can perform ninjutsu, Uchiha Sasuke's Susan can use Amaterasu to use fairy art, Senshou Zhujianyang's practice is unparalleled in the world, so his wooden escape can absorb chakra like him And use fairy energy.

The escape technique, which comes from the change of two natures, seems to be a stretch compared with ice escape and wood escape.

The ice escapes of the Snow Clan come and go just a few times, either opening the shield, or using the principle of Chakra interconnection to transform space. When they want to attack, their forms change into thousands of copies, Kunai, and then they disappear. People, but the temperature is the same, the typical defense is okay to attack spicy chicken.

But this is a cultural difference. Kirigakure is like that, and he is especially good at assassination. The Snow Clan is a typical assassin, and he is crazy about the agility attribute.

This is not suitable for Uchiha Shingen at all, and it doesn't even have the value of being included in the Uchiha library, so Uchiha Shingen didn't copy any of the techniques of the Snow Clan. He felt that it was a waste of pupil power.

Can space conversion be as useful as Flying Thunder God?

So what is it that clots ice behind someone else's back and then swishes with Qianben Kunai, can it be more real than Flying Thunder God Zhan, Flying Thunder God Second Stage and so on?He is not the successor of Nanny Rong.

The opening of the shield is still so-so, but this one does not need to do magic, just make ice and shape it.

After much deliberation, it's more reliable to learn from the bad and good patriarch of the first week.

There is just one problem. Ice is hard enough but not as tough as wood. Even after adjusting the chakra ratio, the limit is to make Godzilla and King Kong. If you want to restrain the tailed beast like Wood Dun, just pull it down. Other tailed beasts do it. A set of radio gymnastics, there is no scum left.

Therefore, it is not acceptable to follow the gourd.

But it doesn't matter, Uchiha Shingen was not a ninja when he was in the zero week, but a Two-dimensional enthusiast.

If Hokage is not enough, then the pirates will join in. Two-dimensional things, can that be called copying?

He does not create skills, he is a porter of skills.

Uchiha Shingen, who had a clear goal, began to play ice sculpture games in the practice field every day, and had a great time playing.

Noticing his special interest in winter, one day, his aunts, aunts and uncles appeared and asked him to make ice sculptures for the children in the clan.

There is no way to refuse this. The old people have only so much interest. Watching their grandchildren play is the biggest interest. It is much more fun than playing by themselves. No, this is their "play".

Uchiha Shingen was also played with by grandparents of the same age when he was a cub.

Therefore, he did his part to create an ice sculpture exhibition with the ice escape, thinking it was just a practice of crafting.

As a result, the family exhibition was very lively that day. The children were very happy, and the grandparents were even more happy. Even Uchiha Fugaku and other high-level officials brought their children to play.

This gave Uchiha Shingen a sudden inspiration. Under his strong suggestion, with his solid craftsmanship as a guarantee, the Uchiha clan applied to the Hokage Building for an ice and snow exhibition. The tickets are very cheap, 100 taels for ordinary people. That is, children under the age of six and the elderly over 500 are free, ninjas are [-] taels, but ninjas who are disabled due to business are free.

Hokage Building didn't take it seriously and approved it. Let alone Namikaze Minato, some old men and women think that few people will go to see it. Isn't it cold to go out in winter?

Then Konoha spent the most lively winter since the establishment of the village.

Uchiha Shingensha gave this exhibition a name - Uchiha Ice and Snow Exhibition.

There are tens of thousands of ninjas in Konoha alone. Counting 10 villagers, it is impossible to fight. The enthusiasm of these people blinded the eyes of Hokage Building.

The Uchiha Ice and Snow Show was full on the first day, and then it was held for three months until January of the second year. Uchiha Shingen was crazy about ice sculptures every day—in order to ensure the attraction, he had to make different ones every day. The ice sculptures, among which the ice sculpture buildings are all made by him from memory of various famous buildings on Blue Star.

After three months of uninterrupted masturbation, the speed of Bingdun, which he has been criticizing, is no longer a problem. Later, he really came to everything with a clap of hands.

It's just that people are masturbating.

It doesn't matter if it doesn't matter, he doesn't just make ice, he also needs to make lights inside.

But at the end of the month, Uchiha Shingen felt that the hard work was worth it after the dividends were credited to the account. This was more than the wave of tasks he did last year.

The Uchiha executives happily decided to hold it every winter. No one thought that this ice and snow exhibition would be so profitable and popular.

It is impossible for the Hokage Building not to be approved, because in the past three months, not only the villagers played, but also people from other places in the Kingdom of Fire came here admiringly. Later, even foreigners, the business was so good.

The Uchiha Ice and Snow Exhibition has been hailed as one of Konoha's special attractions.

Under the persuasion of Uchiha Shingen, although the senior Uchiha clan was very unhappy, they still allocated a sum of money and gave it to the Hokage Building. Uchiha Fugaku madly recited the manuscript written by Uchiha Shingen in the Hokage office. He won't leave if he doesn't accept the money, and must contribute to the development of Konoha.

The old men and women of the original three-generation team were all dumbfounded. Finally, this group of people personally sent Uchiha Fugaku out of the Hokage Building, and told him not to work too hard, but to combine work and rest. Although Uchiha Fugaku played very hard, but It was worth it this time, he had never been so beautiful in the Hokage Building.

Even Shimura Danzo had received his supernatural powers, and he didn't put on a Sima face like he usually does.

It's funny to say that Shimura Danzo's attitude towards Uchiha is the standard wind direction of Hokage Building towards Uchiha.

The rest of the Uchiha clan quickly felt the difference in the atmosphere of the village. The ninjas from the administration department would greet the guards proactively when walking on the street, with the appearance of "everyone in the system should be closer".

It just skyrocketed in popularity.

Uchiha Shingen is also famous, and now he is walking on the streets of Konoha, everyone will call him "Master Shingen".

It's just that he himself doesn't like this name very much, and feels that he is 60 years old in an instant.

But it's not bad, because Uchiha Shingen at least didn't need money to go to any izakaya during the ice and snow exhibition, which is completely the style of the emperor's flop.