The Original God of Glass Moon Worshipper

"Can you ask why?"

Gu Sanqiu looked at Zhongli thoughtfully. From the pictures on the faces of Keqing and Hu Tao, it could be seen that this one was either out of luck or simply cheated.

Ke Qing's eyes also looked over, apparently hoping that Gu Sanqiu would help them remove the things on their faces.

Too shameful!

"Fangcai, the bet made by the hall master is that if you lose, the graffiti on your face needs to be kept for a day, no more or no less."

Zhong Li said in a flat tone: "Accepting the bet means that the contract is established, and keeping graffiti on the face is naturally a part of the contract."

"As the people of Liyue, we must respect the sanctity of the contract, and establish the creed of respecting the contract from the little things."

Zhong Li's eyes turned to Gu Sanqiu: "As a lineage of Fengxiang that has been passed down since ancient times, I believe that Mr. Gu, you should also have some insight into this."

"Sanqiu, don't listen to this stubborn old man."

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Hu Tao said angrily: "Hurry up and get this painting for me. The contract contains graffiti, and it's not this kind of ink painting. It doesn't count!"

Gu Sanqiu glanced at the "unreasonable" Hu Tao, and then glanced at Zhongli, who was staring at him, feeling that his cold sweat was about to condense into water.

I believe that as a heir of Fengxiang, I will definitely have some insights?

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Where is this feeling, this is clearly a threat, okay?

If I don't promise, then I will be sent to Wuwangpo by a long-term guardian of heaven, right?

"Well, I think what Mr. Zhongli said seems to be..."

"Three Autumn~"

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Hu Tao held her cheeks and dangled in front of Gu Sanqiu: "I and Keqing are so cute, you definitely won't let us go out with such graffiti, right?"

When he noticed that another pair of eyes were watching him, Gu Sanqiu's cold sweat started to rage behind him again.

I didn't discover this problem just now, but now when Ke Qing looked at himself, he realized the seriousness of the matter.

Are you willing to go out with two girls who know you well with such a painting?

Or, do you want to be dead or alive, and face the secret threat of Emperor Yanwang?

This uncle of his is clearly a sending proposition!

Gu Sanqiu inexplicably remembered the question on the Internet back then. His girlfriend and mother fell into the water at the same time. Who are you going to save first?

When the law has not yet made clear instructions on the issue, it seems that people in the past will use a sentence to refute their girlfriends.

If your father and I were arrested at the health care service, and the police stipulated that only one person could be released on bail, what would you choose?

......

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Gan ah!Why does thinking still scatter to these strange places now!

and many more!

Gu Sanqiu's eyes lit up, then lightly pointed at Hu Tao's eyebrows, removed the other's cute little head, and looked directly at Zhong Li with a pair of eyes.

"Mr. Zhong Li is very reasonable. As a Liyue person, it is a very important choice to abide by the sanctity of the contract."

Hu Tao and Ke Qing's faces drooped immediately, the former even took out the stick of gouma and gestured towards Gu Sanqiu's back, as if he was looking for that place to start.

"Well, that makes sense."

Zhongli nodded: "Then, it's time for us to..."

"but."

Gu Sanqiu answered with a smile: "As we all know, contracts are flexible and flexible, or in other words, there is room for both parties' reference."

"When you were betting just now, there should be no need to reserve a specific day."

Gu Sanqiu pointed to the moon outside and said with a smile: "If that's the case, then they can also understand that the retention time for graffiti on the face is today. Am I right?"

"Um......"

Zhong Li held his chin in his right hand and thought carefully.

"In terms of general rationality, it seems that such behavior cannot be called 'flexibility' in the contract, it is just a play on words."

"However, I haven't perfected the regulations in the contract. This also has my shortcomings. It really needs to be reflected."

Zhongli nodded: "It makes sense. I have no objection that this bet ends in this way."

"Long live Sanqiu!"

??ヽ(°▽°)ノ?

Hu Tao jumped up happily, and Ke Qing on the side also showed a look of relief. If she went to work in Yuehaiting with such a face tomorrow, she would definitely be so ashamed that she wanted to commit suicide by drawing a sword!

"Three autumns three autumns, come and hug one!"

Gu Sanqiu's face was expressionless, one big hand held down the flying walnut, and the other hand grabbed the other's ear.

"Don't think I don't know what you did behind me just now."

"Aren't you hungry after so long, come over for dinner."

"This is not making trouble, it is making some supplementary explanations on the details of the contract."

Gu Sanqiu glanced at Keqing in shock. He didn't expect you to tell jokes sometimes.

But...please choose the time!

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Don't repeatedly sprinkle salt on the old man's scar, we are really afraid of death!

"Wow, let me see what good dishes Sanqiu made today."

"Fried shredded potatoes, golden shrimp balls, dried shredded potatoes, potato cakes, stewed beef with potatoes, sauerkraut and potato fish..."

Hu Tao's expectation gradually turned cold like her face, and then she looked at Gu Sanqiu with a blank expression on her face.

"Why did I still see potato radish pancakes, Sanqiu, did you stab the giant potato devil's nest today? Are you trying to choke me by making these dishes?"

"Don't read Mond's bizarre biographical novels. It's not called the Potato Demon King here, it's called Potato Sperm."

Gu Sanqiu shrugged: "It's mainly today's main dish. If you haven't eaten potatoes, you might not be able to eat today's main dish."

"Well, with such a sumptuous dish, do you actually say that this is just the preparation before the main dish?"

Zhongli started his standard contemplative posture again: "Interesting, I'm more and more looking forward to what the so-called main dish is."

Ke Qing has entered the sluggish mode. If this is normal, one dish is her usual main meal, and two more dishes can be regarded as ingredients for celebration.

And now this large table of dishes actually told her that it was just before the main dish?

We are different, different...

"Don't worry, I don't dare to say anything else, but the food is guaranteed to satisfy you."

Gu Sanqiu pressed the walnut on the seat, and Zhong Li and Ke Qing sat down in a tacit understanding.

"Come on, Mr. Zhongli, this is a fine wine from my private collection, so please help me taste it."

"Oh? Even Fengxiang people need a good wine to keep, interesting."

Gu Sanqiu smiled and poured Zhong Li a full glass of Coke with a double gallbladder.

"Don't watch, you two, I can only give you drinks."

When Gu Sanqiu treated Hu Tao and Keqing, his expression changed, and he handed a large pot of Coke to Keqing.

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There is no routine for the old man, and I actually want me to clean up the mess for you, and even have to bear the possibility of being threatened by the old man.

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Chapter 42: Morax without Mora

"Well, the glycol in the mouth is like brewing from a good water source, and there is even a hint of sweetness of candy flowing and spreading in the throat, and there is no feeling of high alcohol scraping the throat and poking the stomach."

After drinking half a glass, Zhong Li closed his eyes and made a careful evaluation: "The mellowness and sweetness of the wine are perfectly combined, and there is no strange feeling at all when drinking it, and the sweetness at the end seems to contain the connotation of bittersweetness. "

"Good wine."

"If you like it, sir."

Gu Sanqiu smiled. In addition to Mona's neat sentence "energy supplement", Zhong Li's eloquent description of a large paragraph can already be regarded as a master of reading comprehension.

Compared to the two people who were tasting wine, the other two were already on the edge of the food, and the two pairs of chopsticks kept flying, especially the fight for the last golden shrimp ball. Gu Sanqiu could even see what the two guys saw in their eyes. spark.

"Hey, hey, you two are not creatures like trainers, so there's no such thing as a fight without seeing each other."

Gu Sanqiu reluctantly began to smooth things out: "Calm down, calm down, where is your cultivation as a girl?"

Seeing this, Hu Tao and Ke Qing became more honest and turned to other dishes.

Also, this is not a party of best friends without the opposite sex, these two big men are still here, and it is indeed a loss of grace to compete for a shrimp ball.

Then, a well-proportioned, beautiful or handsome palm picked up the chopsticks, slowly picked up the last golden shrimp ball and put it into his mouth.

"Well, keeping the juiciness and crispness of the fresh shrimp, the potatoes wrapped in the outer skin still have a soft and glutinous texture within a thin layer of fry."

After eating it, Zhong Li began to comment again: "After biting into the shrimp, the salty potatoes were dyed with the fresh fragrance of the shrimp. In addition to dispelling the slightly greasy fried taste, the taste became a A thicker stage."

"In general reason, it's a delicacy."

(￣□￣;)

Gu Sanqiu said that he was completely stunned, and he also said that when he found an opportunity to secretly eat the shrimp balls, he would treat it as a solution to the hidden danger and it would be over.

Emperor, I didn't expect you to be such an emperor!

The two girls didn't get much better, and Hu Tao was so angry that both cheeks swelled up, secretly determined to assign Zhong Li a difficult task next time.