Shut Up! I Am Not a Sea King!

Maybe, she should also look like a little girl?

Looking up to the stage.

The sickly girl named Chiyan raised her hand, and a cute purple electric mouse suddenly appeared.

Chen Yu couldn't help but take a few more glances, always feeling that this electric mouse looked familiar.

At this point, the note pops up.

[Thunder Beast, a rare beast in the virtual world, is extremely fast, eats charged minerals and lightning, and likes to discharge electricity everywhere.

Strength: Eight-star five-level, Ability: Zidian

It is intended!An electric mouse that discharges electricity! ! 】

Chen Yu was startled.

No wonder it looks so familiar.

Isn't that so and so?

After the electric mouse came out, the first thing it did was to discharge Chi Yan, and then he glanced at Chi Yan, who was covered in smoke and his hair stood up, with disdain, and then disappeared.

Chen Yu almost died laughing.

It turned out that it was not only a second-degree illness, but also a fool.

This is too showy.

Wu Qingyou and the others couldn't help but smile.

"Hahaha, I knew it would be like this! Last time she was bitten by a strange lizard!"

"Crazy, you deserve it!"

"Zinima! Substitution!"

The crowd roared with laughter, and the one who laughed the most was the old hunk who had just been kicked away.

On the stage, Chi Yan let out a breath of black air.

Looking at the laughing crowd below the stage, her expression gradually froze, her eyes flickered with panic, and her face flushed even more, but now she was covered in black smoke, and she couldn't see any changes.

Pretending to be calm, he stroked his bristling hair, and Chi Yan said in a proud tone, "This filthy world can only be purified by Zidian, my seat. Now that the filth is empty, this seat should also leave."

After finishing speaking, Chi Yan jumped off the stage and ran into the crowd with a "swoosh".

That figure was extremely embarrassing.

After the episode, the Seven Jade Club will continue.

a few hours later.

Chen Yu didn't want to complain anymore.

He originally thought that the initial performance of "Sickness and Second Disease" and "Needle Point vs. Wheat Mang" were outrageous enough.

I didn't expect the latter to be even more outrageous.

The ones who dance awkwardly, the ones with huge shoulders and winking eyes (male), the ones who stack arhats (32 tough men who can't be described in detail), and the mixed dance gods.

Let's not talk about some sneaky jokes with their abilities.

Along the way, apart from Changxi and Wu Qingyou who performed seriously in the middle, they were really high-energy throughout.

Seeing the Tentacle Sneaker who turned into a tentacle monster on the stage, set up a fire and performed the ten-star Sneaky that roasted himself, Chen Yu felt as if ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped past him.

Where are these crouching dragon and phoenix chicks?

How do you show off one by one?

Chen Yu felt that the Qiyu Club could be renamed as the Patient Exchange Club.

So apt.

Chang Xi and Wu Qingyou were expressionless.

They just feel wronged.

They shouldn't have come to this kind of competition.

In fact, several people didn't know that the Qiyu Society at the beginning was actually very normal.

But as time went by, Qiyuhui's painting style gradually became weird.

In the end, it became the current dance of demons.

Without him.

Si Yuzhen is too boring.

In order not to be driven crazy by loneliness, these people can only keep looking for fun.

It ended up like this.

"Brother Chen Yu, aren't you going up?"

The girl suddenly tugged on Chen Yu's sleeve.

She came here entirely because of Chen Yu.

It's just that Chen Yu doesn't seem to have any plans to go on stage until now.

She whispered: "Brother Chen Yu, I still don't know what you are performing?"

Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "Want to know?"

"Uh-huh."

The girl nodded.

Changxi and Wu Qingyou also looked away.

The three of them came together.

If you lose someone, you have to lose it together.

Hearing the girl's words, Chen Yu felt that it was time for him to play.

I thought Qiyu would be a fight between dragons and tigers, but I didn't expect it was all huskies.

Chen Yu sighed: "Originally I planned to be the finale, but since you want to see Yiyi, I will reluctantly go on stage."

Before the words were finished, a middle-aged woman from the Mediterranean jumped onto the stage.

"Hahaha, it's time for my wife to perform."

[Ten stars and five ranks. 】

Chen Yu's expression froze.

After confirming his eyes, he is someone who cannot be beaten.

Looking at the ten Mediterranean Seas that he couldn't beat, Chen Yu said quietly: "Miss Qingyou, can you do me a favor?"

Wu Qingyou nodded: "Yes."

Chen Yu pointed at the stage: "Let her go."

As soon as the words fell, the Mediterranean Sea on the stage disappeared instantly.

"What about people?"

"What new program is this?"

"Zinima, change!"

"Wait, why is it dark?"

The crowd looked at each other in blank dismay, and while they were still discussing why the Mediterranean Sea was gone, the sky suddenly darkened.

A blood moon is slowly rising.

"This body is the bone of the sword"

Along with the cold voice coming from nowhere, the sound of the sword continued.

"Blood flows like black iron, heart is as fragile as glass""

Under the blood moon, a sword came out of thin air.

"He has gone through countless battlefields without defeat"

The cold voice became passionate, and numerous long swords appeared out of thin air, with their tips hanging down.

"Never once lost

was never understood"

The tone of voice became ice-cold again, and the long sword floating in the sky suddenly let out low sounds, like whispers.

"It often stands on the top of the sword hill, drunk in victory

Therefore, this life has no meaning"

Short sword, long sword, greatsword...

One handle, ten handles, thousand handles, ten thousand handles...

Countless seen, unseen, huge, small, straight, crooked, worn out, brand new——

It seems that endless swords cover the sky.

In everyone's shocking eyes, the sky paved with swords began to undulate, tremble, and hum like an ocean.

- Om! !

The icy sword cry pierced through the sky.

Then there was another passionate and generous voice.

"This body is destined to be made by the sword of infinity!"

"as well as--"

The tone suddenly became slight.

The sea of ​​swords diverges, and the blood moon reappears.