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He looked away and thought about how to remedy it.

Because of his distraction, this drama was about to be ruined, and he had to find a way to get the scene back.

He frowned, thought for a few seconds, then pretended to search in all directions twice, pointed with both hands, and shouted: "Hey!"

He stayed in place for a while, and this was actually releasing the small flash bombs and powder bombs he had prepared earlier from the 【Exclusive Spiritual Consciousness Space】.

Then there was a sudden explosion not far from the southeast, and the dazzling white light forced everyone to close their eyes. When they opened their eyes half a minute later, they only saw a mass of colored explosions in the sky.

"Naughty beast, let me see where you are fleeing!"

Huang Chao yelled, squeezed a spell, pointed at the place where Ning Yi disappeared on the ground, and another flash bomb exploded. After the color powder dispersed, there was an extra one meter long on the ground. Green-backed wild bastard!

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Chapter 189 Everyone Just Pretend Nothing Happened

This terrified the people of the Su Mansion, Chan'er and Geng Nuyuan, who were so close, even jumped up in fright.

Chan'er pointed at the tortoise and stammered and shouted: "Wang... wang... bastard! My uncle is... yes... a big bastard! Miss! Look quickly! This uncle is actually a big... big... big... big bastard!" !"

Su Tan'er was also shocked and inexplicable. She wanted to get closer to see it in a panic, but forgot that she was standing on the sloping roof at that time. She staggered and fell off the roof in a hurry.

"Ah! Help!"

Geng Nuyuan saw the lady falling from the building, but his martial arts were low, so he saw it, but he didn't have time to react and rushed to rescue him, only had time to exclaim:

"Miss be careful!"

Seeing that an independent and self-improving flat-chested beauty strongman in the weaving industry will disappear in smoke.

Fortunately, Huang Chao was still paying attention to Su Tan'er who was staying on the roof. The moment her foot slipped, he had already started flying towards Su Tan'er with his lightness kung fu.

Just as Su Tan'er finished calling for help, a pair of powerful big hands swept over her legs and jade back, and hugged her in her arms.

With the beauty in his arms, Huang Chao's first reaction was to look down at his heart again: Hey, I have been disappointed several times, this is really peaceful...

He caught Su Tan'er in the posture of a princess, and fell to the ground. He released his left hand to let Su Tan'er stand still.

Su Tan'er was terrified by the weightlessness just now, and curled up in his arms like a puppy. She didn't hug his neck with her hands, but curled up in front of her chest in a posture of protecting herself.

After landing, her legs were weak and she couldn't stand still. Huang Chao helped her stand upright, and it took Su Tan'er more than ten seconds to get used to it.

Su Tan'er stood pretty and looked at Huang Chao. Her face was a little pale, which was frightening, and a little red, which was shameful. After all, she has never been so frivolous by a man before:

"You...you...I...I..."

Su Tan'er's mind is quite confused now, and she doesn't know what to say.

Huang Chao took two steps back, looked Su Tan'er up and down, and said:

"No need to thank you, it's just a matter of raising your hands. But girl, be careful in the future and don't climb the roof. You look at your bone statue. Although you are born with a talent for cultivating the Tao, you don't even have a little cultivation in your body. You must take it seriously like this." If you fall from a high place, not only your bones will be damaged, but your life may also be in danger! Take care of yourself.”

After Huang Chao finished speaking, he ignored Su Tan'er and walked towards the green-backed wild big bastard next to him.

While walking, he said to Wang Ba, who was lying motionless on the ground:

"You bastard, taking advantage of the gaps in my practice, sneaked into this world of mortals to make a fortune. Not only are you constantly beheading your emotions and desires, but you are also greedy for enjoyment. You are the son-in-law of a mortal family. You are really lazy The eighth king of thieves."

After Huang Chao finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, and the bastard on the ground disappeared.

Such a miraculous method of the immortal family scared the nearby Geng Huyuan, Xiaochan, and the old lady Su who came behind, the father and son of the second bedroom of the Su family, and others did not dare to move, did not dare to take a breath.

After Huang Chao took Wang Ba back into the 【Exclusive Spiritual Consciousness Space】, he clapped his hands and accused the people around him:

"Everyone, don't be afraid, Pindao is a Taoist cultivator from Sumeru Heaven Palace. He has come down to the mortal world just to bring my two stolen spiritual pets back to the cave. You don't need to panic, Pindao has no malicious intentions."

Old Master Su is seventy-eight years old this year, and he is already a dying old man. When he heard the words Xumi Tiangong, spiritual pet, and Dongfu, his eyes lit up: this is definitely a fairy!

Old Master Su was trembling with excitement, he was secretly ruthless, he must seize this golden opportunity, whether he can live a few more years, even asked about longevity, it all depends on whether he can seize the opportunity in front of him now!

The old man Su pushed aside and supported his two sons, came out more and more, tremblingly walked in front of Huang Chao, then knelt down, saluted and said:

"Immortal Master! Immortal Master's visit to Su Manor has made our Su Manor flourish. I am too old to host a banquet, so I ask Immortal Master to forgive me!"

Seeing that the old man knelt down, the surrounding Su family quickly knelt down on the ground, including Su Tan'er, and all of them pleaded for forgiveness.

Only Su Wenxing was heartless, still murmuring a few words in a low voice:

"Let me just say, why did Ning Yi, who was originally honest and sympathetic, suddenly seem to be a different person, ghost spirit ghost spirit, ghost ideas one after another, it turned out that he was occupied by a bastard! No wonder!"

Su Wenxing's father, Su Boyong, gave him a hard look, and silently and sternly told him to shut up, Su Wenxing reluctantly closed his nagging mouth.

Huang Chao ignored the winking father and son, waved his hand at Mrs. Su, and said:

"Not guilty, not guilty, you guys should get up and talk first, you don't have to kneel, the place I came from is not happy to answer on your knees."

Only then did Old Master Su slowly get up from the ground, and his two sons also hurriedly got up and came to support him.

The old god Huang Chao stood there, looking like a master of the immortal family. After everyone stood up, he opened his mouth and said:

"If we really want to talk about cause and effect, it's really the fault of the poor. Because of his practice in seclusion for a long time, he has no time to take care of the spirit beasts at home. After he left the customs, he found that two thousand-year-old tortoises were missing. Tao then hurried down to the earth to look for it. Fortunately, these two evil beasts were tired and greedy for enjoyment, so no catastrophe was caused. If the poor Tao finds them this time, he will be disciplined and will not let them come down to earth again. For the trouble of the world. As for the troubles caused by the spirit beast of Pindao, Pindao can give you three spirit pills as compensation, and after this karma is settled, I wonder if you are satisfied with this compensation plan?"

"Satisfied, satisfied! Immortal Master's generous gift, this old man is extremely grateful!"

Old Master Su bowed again and again, his heart was going crazy with joy!Panacea?This is probably the elixir!

Huang Chao took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms and asked Mr. Su to open his palm. He uncorked the bottle and poured the elixir into Mr. Su's hands. He accidentally poured too much, and poured out 4 pills.