After Becoming a Little |

"Miss, why did you let her go?"

"No, you said a few words, why, do you still want to stop others from fighting?"

"Fight...don't fight, I can scold her if I don't fight! Obviously she has a problem!"

"Oh, then you catch up and scold her, I don't mind."

"..."

Tianjin Allegro's maid stopped talking, tears were rolling in her eyes, her fists were clenched tightly, but she couldn't swear, like a weak girl.

Aliya touched her hair: "Some things, don't look at them as small things, but as long as they are done, they will change the world line - you know when a butterfly flaps its wings a few times in the southern hemisphere After that, what will happen?"

"...Oh, I see." The Tianjin Allegro maid sniffed, "It will produce a butterfly effect..."

"No, it will fly a little higher."

"???"

"So even if the mother is a bit stupid, the child will learn something after all, right? When the child learns more, he will understand where his mother made mistakes and will not continue to make mistakes. This is the way to fly after hard work. Get a higher butterfly theory!"

"I always feel that something is not right..."

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Room 5, Teaching Building, Department of Information, Dongshan University, Dongshan City

This is the forbidden area of ​​Dongshan University, and its status is probably equivalent to the Langhuan Jade Cave in Wuliang Mountain, or the cave behind Siguo Valley in Huashan. Under normal circumstances, even the teachers in the school can't come in casually.

Because they don't have the key to the corridor...

The developer of the Hongjun system, the house girl You, is educating her artificial intelligence. Wang Shu has been sidelined by her because she accompanied the khaki-colored maniac before and squeezed her spare power. This time, the AI ​​was replaced by Xi and.

Different from Xihe, the goddess of the sun, Xihe and Wangshu in Zhainuyou are essentially the two swords in "Legend of Sword and Fairy 4", but Zhainuyou has never liked male AI, so Xihe and Wangshu It was changed to a girl.

But in fact, the gender of Xihe, a mythical figure, has always been full of controversy. If you study carefully, you will find that the evolution of Xihe's gender controversy is just a reflection of the evolution of social culture. For example, in early mythology, under the cultural background of matrilineal society , such as the Nuwa Empress, the Queen Mother of the West and other mythological characters, all occupy important seats, and Xi He also appears in mythology as a woman.

Later, the matrilineal clan disintegrated, material production replaced population production and gradually took the dominant position, and men gradually entered the core of the power structure.In a patriarchal society, it is difficult for men who master cultural classics to tolerate women's dominance over them. Therefore, the dominance of women in early myths was changed. Xi He also changed from a sun goddess to Emperor Jun's wife. Later, Xi He even Reduced to the chariot of the sun god.

Of course, most of these later came from those ancient literati who had brains. Zhao Yi in the Qing Dynasty even changed Nuwa Empress to a male...

Aside from these small stories, the house girl You is now using big data to try to let Xihe do deep learning.In fact, there are many examples of using big data to assist artificial intelligence in learning, but the characteristic of big data is that it is abundant but not refined, and it is easy to mix some eccentric content and mislead artificial intelligence.

Xiaobing, who did not want to be named, can still scold netizens, but the netizens did not do it themselves.

The house girl You opened a social networking site, activated her own account, threw a copy of Xihe over there, and asked her to take the lead in replying to comments, to learn the language of those girls and sisters on the Internet who communicate with each other,

As for the testing method... She thought about it and sent a post asking for help.

[Who can teach me to swear?Every time I was scolded, I could only have tears in my eyes and clenched my fists very tightly, but I still couldn't swear a word, I am such a weak girl. 】

As a result, a few minutes later, the first reply came. It was a passing tourist, who obviously couldn't understand the speech of such a white lotus green tea bitch, and immediately put a question mark; [?Stupid? 】

A few minutes ago, Xi He, who was still a true white lotus, began to respond——

【You are the idiot!Nima is dead!I'm playing on your family's grave while rubbing numbness while dancing, and I'm confused! A national warrior with 32000 points! 】

"..."

The otaku girl covered her face and sighed, although those young ladies are all so talkative now, but why did you learn this?Should it be said that swearing is the strongest ability to express emotions?Sure enough, to learn a foreign language, learn to swear first, and the seniors will not deceive me.

She ruthlessly chopped off the trumpet, cleaned Xi He, put it back on her server, and taught her very seriously: "Don't swear in the future!"

The golden light representing Xihe danced on the screen: "Okay, Mr. Developer. 』

"In addition, I asked you to check the information of Aliya, how much have you checked?"

『The 'My Husband' folder has been saved on the desktop. Do you want to check the file directory or open the detailed file? 』

The house girl raised her eyebrows, clicked on the folder and looked at it carefully, and touched her chin after a while, feeling a little puzzled: "I always feel that something is not right..."

Several dialog boxes on the screen displayed different pictures, and the first one was a clip someone took in IKEA. Because the video did not have electronic anti-shake, it shook very badly. The girl in the windbreaker Eyebrows are not very clear.

And the dialog box on the far side was recorded by the Bai Ze fleet, that Alia who rushed into the bonfire brazenly, carrying a whole body of flames, came out of the fire like a nirvana phoenix.

The otaku girl tilted her head and looked at it for a while, made a model to calculate Alia's character data, and then drew a theoretical peak pentagonal combat power frame of an adult male, and lost Alia's data go in.

"Data overflow, warning, data overflow. 』

The frame of the pentagonal warrior, how can it support the various data displayed by Alia, the house girl frowned and looked at the model just now, and immediately took a breath——

"Sure enough! Something is completely wrong..."

After thinking about it, she pulled out some wild body data she treasured, made a stickman model, and then had a free fight with Aliya's super cool 3D high-frame-rate character modeling.

After 3 minutes, the stickman pressed Aliya in the corner, and a set of combos was grinded to death.

"Although the data under normal circumstances is not as good as that heartbroken man surnamed Zhuang, but you are definitely hiding something, let me Kangkang you hide, little mimi..."

The house girl, You, tapped the keyboard, pursed her lips, and disassembled the video that was only captured by the Bai Ze fleet, from Alia's sudden acceleration into the bonfire, to the explosion of the entire bonfire into fireworks, and to the moment when she alone Holding Xiao Ke Xuemei's neck and rushing out, she calculated this clip frame by frame, and finally got a series of simulation data. She imported this data into the character model, and hit the Enter key heavily.

"This is it--"

The lively stickman was sent flying by the Alia character model with explosive data, lying softly on the ground, spitting blood like a fountain.

"Uh……"

The otaku Yu blinked, checked again, and revised the rules of the battle.

So three seconds later, the stickman was directly caught in Aliya's hand, and he hit his knee with a click in the middle, and broke into two halves on the spot...

"What the hell! This combat power has skyrocketed tenfold——Xi and you come out! Did you just add zeros to the end of the data?!"

Xi He looked a little aggrieved: "Xi He didn't do this..."

"But it's impossible, isn't it?" The house girl scratched her head. She is a software engineer and has no in-depth research on hardware such as the human body. After thinking about it for a while, she packed this data and threw it into the group file of Alchemy Star In the sharing, I also sent it to a friend who I just met recently.

Although this hot friend is a bit of a dish for playing games, she is really nice to speak, and she is a talent in biology. The house girl Youxin thought that it would be good to use this data to tease her.

This is the same as when you see a big touch painting, you especially like to share it with those painting friends in the group. As for whether you just want to let them see it, or want to hurt them, it is a matter of opinion.

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After finishing all this and driving Xihe to let her continue her slow evolution, the house girl stretched her waist and threw a piece of Bo Chew coffee into her mouth - this brand of coffee candy was once shown on TV. The advertisement bombardment of time, but that was already ten years ago. I remember that the people in that advertisement have basically stepped into the rhythm of life of middle-aged and elderly uncles and aunts with soaked wolfberries in thermos cups and instant noodles with Codonopsis ginseng.

But she still likes this candy. From the moment when the other party became popular to when it was taken off the shelves in supermarkets, it can be said that she really loves it.

"Play the game for a while! After clearing the level, I will take a shower and change clothes to meet my husband~"

New game Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice!start up!

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The second floor of a tavern in an alley in Dongdu, Japan

The silver-gray haired maid with heterochromatic eyes looked coldly at the wine sister who was tied to the restraint frame by herself, with a deadpan face, like a teaser without emotion.

"Miss Sigrid Ludwig, what do you want to say to me?" The maid with odd-color pupils put her hands on her chest and looked at the tortoise shell on the other person: "About today's Caijin, let's go eat sushi with you this matter."

Sister Jiu sighed: "What I'm going to say is about biohazard, don't be afraid."

The maid with heterochromatic pupils flipped through the item box next to her and took out a candle: "I'm a biology specialist, so I won't be afraid, just tell me."

"I pushed the car out today and wanted to walk the alley in a hurry, but I met a goblin-like licker..."

"...Is it a goblin or a licker?"

"It's not a goblin or a licker, it's like a goblin and a bit like a licker."

The maid with odd-color pupils took out her phone and found a photo of a goblin on the Internet: "Is it like this?"

"Uh, not goblins, the skin is red, the muscles are red."

The maid with odd-colored pupils looked for it, and found a flame goblin with poisoned milk powder: "Red."

"...No, it's a bit more ferocious, and has a goblin-like figure, which is essentially closer to a licker.

"So you mean that in the city, I saw a goblin monster with no skin and muscle tissue directly exposed? I think you are insulting my IQ."

"It's true, I emptied out the bullets in one magazine, and I was able to move around freely with three shots, and then at this time, a woman in red clothes fell from the sky, and with a purple sword, I killed that monster directly. Killed it, and then completely burned the remains of the monster."

The maid with heterochromatic pupils originally wanted to look for pictures, but following an email from a foreign netizen, her expression became more subtle. She closed her eyes and shook her head violently a few times, as if she remembered something in an instant, but the violent The headache suppressed her thoughts.

After a while, she exhaled a foul breath, wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, and returned to normal.

The wine sister showed concern: "Are you okay? Why don't you put me down first, I think you are not in a good condition..."

The maid with odd-color pupils felt that she was in a good state, but she didn't want to play boring word games with her, but lit the candle directly: "Is it burned like this?"

Sister Jiu shook her head with a serious expression: "Speaking of which, don't play with this. It was a gift from the store when I bought other toys. I tried it, and I don't feel like playing with it very much. I am a very serious person. "

"Why are you eating sushi?"

"Is there anything wrong with being frightened and going to have a better meal?"

"It's fine to eat sushi, why did you catch the proprietress of the sushi restaurant?"

"When people are full, they naturally start to consider other needs... Hey, hey! What are you doing?! That size is not for sale! I am your employer! Do you want to treat me like this?!"

"Your employer, who is like non-burnable garbage, is completely useless... I said, if you don't buy the ingredients today, you will be sent to the hospital dehydrated."

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah—"

PS: I agreed to write the leave note and wrote it into the main text. When will I be able to write the leave note successfully... In addition, I wrote thousands of words today about the characters of the assistant girl, but it was too literary, so I thought about it and deleted it...

PS2: continue tomorrow

Chapter 360 0358-Untitled (Blade Plus 3/3)

Higashiyama City Higashiyama University Auditorium

The welcoming ceremony of Maximilian University was concise and efficient, mainly because the leaders who wanted to talk a lot held the thin speech paper in their hands and chose to compromise. ——Student Union of Dongshan University , Never allow the school leaders to pour water in their speeches.

And the secretary of the student union meeting at the nearby school even recorded all the words of the so-called leader Xia Ji Bachui and reported them to the whole school, just like those real historians with integrity in ancient times.

You said that the dormitory building will be repaired next semester, so I wrote it in the notebook for you!

In fact, I have to say a digression here, that is, the ancient historical record system of the Republic-many people may have heard the false famous saying 'history is a little girl who can be dressed up'.