After Becoming a Little |

"..." Kumamon Kuangfang silently took the thing out of his mouth.

He felt that what he did just now was as terrifying as holding a gun to see if there was any ammunition in it...

"This is for you, let me go!" Doraemon gestured with the wooden sword: "Otherwise I will hack you to death!"

Xiong Benxiong sighed wildly: "The situation in this book is very dangerous now. People like you can easily be targeted by others if you run out."

"So?" Doraemon said so and took out his pocket, and took out another air cannon from it: "Am I going to be like a mouse, hiding in a corner, and I don't even have the freedom to walk?" no yet?"

"...it's not a question of being free. You know your own importance and your own... danger."

Kumamon wildly raised the air cannon in his hand and pointed it at Doraemon's thigh: "Don't force me."

"Give me another chance, I want to be a free man."

"I'm sorry, you signed the non-proliferation treaty of the dangerous genius of Alchemy Star." Xiong Benxiong said wildly and took out his mobile phone: "According to the agreement between us, you should be in Europa instead of the Asia-Pacific region now." , I haven’t seen your application materials.”

"I'm in Europa now! No one has noticed!" Doraemon said as if claiming credit, and took out a tablet to show him.

Inside the tablet is an all-round monitoring divided into many parts. The monitoring object is a castle with a simple appearance, but the inside is a variety of modern modifications, with silver and blue that look quite sci-fi, harmoniously blending.

This mix-and-match style is just like a dignified and elegant European-style aristocratic young lady who takes off her simple and luxurious dress to reveal the ghastly rubber coat and bondage rope inside...

"So you found another substitute?"

Kumamoto patted his bear's head wildly, looking at Yujie on the screen who was wearing a gauze hat and sitting in the garden reading a book, and the head maid next to her who was quietly standing aside with her hands tied in front of her body.

He pointed to the head maid: "She allows you to come out?"

"Of course it's not allowed!" Doraemon raised her head and said in a very proud tone: "I'm going to be grounded and preached by her when I go back. I'm dead!"

"...So please don't say weird things in such a proud tone."

Kumamon scratched his head wildly, thinking that the other party must have acquiesced in this matter.

The net gauze hat can only cover the face. Without the assistance of the head maid, even if she finds a perfect substitute, she can't hide it from other people's eyes. The net gauze hat is the top hat that those elegant women in British dramas often wear.

On the top of the head is a thing that can be lowered to slightly cover the face. At first glance, it is similar to the layer of foam net hoop used to wrap fruits. This thing originated in the 30s-for British nobles, especially For women with status, not wearing a hat in public is basically the same as attending a formal occasion but wearing a T-shirt and jeans. It is very disrespectful, so a hat has become a rigid need.

But after six o'clock in the evening, you can not wear hats indoors, but wear some crowns instead. Mesh hats became popular as decorative top hats at that time, and even became one of the symbols of ladies at that time. It is to lead the fashion, even now it does not seem outdated.

When Zhao Wei played Yiping in "Deep Love and Rain" and performed on stage as the singer White Rose, the most classic look was a white gauze skirt with a slanted gauze hat, which became the hearts of many audiences. white moonlight.

"But this hat is not suitable for you. You should wear a gauze hat with a wide brim. After all, you are wearing a Victorian dress, and it should be decorated with a little feather." Kumamon Kuangfang has recently become more and more knowledgeable about women's clothing. I saw the sense of disobedience: "Emm... In addition to this, it should be paired with a shawl, preferably a dark one."

"... Huh?" Doraemon was a little confused.

Kumamon, who had just looked at the stand-in from head to foot and was about to suggest her to change to another pair of high-heeled shoes, reacted wildly and waved his hand: "No, it's nothing, you didn't hear anything just now."

It seems that women's clothing can no longer be worn recently. After the energy of women's clothing explodes, it is easy to have other problems.

"Oh, okay, I didn't hear anything just now." Doraemon put away the tablet, and realized that he was talking about his stand-in's outfit: "Actually, I don't like wearing a mesh hat, it's not very comfortable to cover my face or something. .”

"That's okay, the black veil burqa in Egypt is not comfortable."

Kumamon Kuangfang thought of those Assassin Paradise Lost girls who met under Mr. Bob these days. The white of others is not white, but their black is really all black.

In fact, when dealing with these women in burqas, the most embarrassing thing is not the men, but the women. According to formal etiquette, they have to face-to-face to show friendship. At best, men can’t see it and feel strange, but women nowadays have a face full of foundation. It has to be as thick as a palm, and the ritual seal on the black gauze...

Hehe, that picture is so beautiful that it makes my eyes sting when I think about it.

Shaking his head not to think about these things, Kumamon wildly looked Doraemon up and down: "So why are you here?"

"I'm here to help you, and I'll find someone by the way." Doraemon said so, and began to take things out of his treasure bag: "I heard that one of your university exchange groups came, and then another The attack happened in one way or another, I heard the name of that university very familiar, and after checking it was really you—anyway, things will happen to you wherever you go~"

"I do not have……"

"You still said you didn't. Last year when you came to Manchester, you got into a fight with a weird Libyan organization, and they exploded."

"...It was an accident, and it has nothing to do with me."

"The year before last, when you went to London, the Pagson subway station was also bombed. I knew you went there that night!"

"Extremist organizations have declared responsibility for them, so what does it have to do with me?"

"And what about that time in Brussels?"

"That time I was just passing by for a transit, and Zaventem International Airport was just my plane stopping..."

"Oh, what about 911? What about the World Trade Center?"

"I was only 7 years old at that time! This matter has something to do with me!"

"But you were in Manhattan at that time!"

"My elementary school summer camp is going to Pace University to visit!" Kumamon is going crazy.

The Twin Towers have something to do with me!Ben X crashed into the Twin Towers angrily, and Zhang Jiadun cleverly presented a crash book, but at that time my biggest wish was to own a four-wheel drive with a winding motor!

"I don't ask about any logical relationship, I just know that you can be found at the scene of these incidents! In your republic, this is called cause and effect-do you dare to say that the continuous bombings in Japan during this period have nothing to do with you? At the beginning Are you there when the shrine exploded?"

"...that's what Mingyue Tianya did, I... passed by."

"Gao Tianyuan exploded, are you there?"

"That's the gate of truth attacking Gao Tianyuan, and I just happened to pass by."

"What about the Randolph Private Hospital? Three helicopter gunships crashed down, almost repeating the 911/[-] incident in the book! If some God who doesn't know where came from immediately blew up the building, I'm afraid it will be another big international news—are you there?"

"...cough." Kumamon Kuangfang raised his hand on his mouth and pretended to cough lightly: "So how are you going to help me?"

"Sure enough, you're still here! I heard that the underground garage at the Prince's Island Hotel was also bombed this morning. You shouldn't be there this time, right?" Doraemon's head was posted, the one with the Kumamon on top of the big head. With a bear head, the shadow of a sneer appeared on his face: "I will give you a chance to get rid of the suspicion of where you went and bombed~"

Kumamon turned his face away weakly: "How can you say that things about scholars are bombed..."

"Ah, that's why I think you are special. There must be other people in this world who are as special as you!"

Doraemon retracted and shrugged: "I named these people "X-type special individuals", but as far as I can see, you are the only one, and I am still looking for a second one as a control group."

As she said so, she took out a box and handed it over: "Hey! This is the soul identification machine I developed, which can help you screen out special people hidden around you!"

"...soul?" Kumamoto was wildly surprised: "You make these fantasy props again? Are they real or not?"

This guy has a criminal record, and many of his works have the title of being crazy, cool, and shocking, but in fact it's just that the name is amazing.

"In ancient religions, the soul refers to the supernatural part of human beings, and it has to be immaterial. That kind of cognition is too biased." Doraemon looked down at the treasure bag on his stomach: "In order In terms of that definition, we may not be able to confirm the existence of souls after another 100 years of technological development.”

In fact, Britain, where she lives, once set off an upsurge in occultism in the 60s, decades earlier than the study of supernatural powers by the whole world.

The University of Edinburgh, Brunel University, Liverpool University and many other schools in the United Kingdom have set up occult majors, presenting the so-called "spiritualists". At the beginning, many associations and other organizations claimed to have the ability of ritual magic— — Like Golden Dawn or something.

They usually mix the content of many mystical systems, including Enoch's magic, Kabbalah, Hermesism, etc. Some of these organizations have developed into the dark world, giving birth to forces such as the Holy Cross and the Rosicrucian Society. The other part is reduced to a club that charges membership fees, such as Golden Dawn itself.

Doraemon's family ancestors once formed related occult associations, and they are also inextricably linked with Lord Newton. After all, it is well known that Lord Niu either thinks about God or studies alchemy after the age of 30. Science is something you do when you are young. Gravity and mechanical systems can only be blamed on my youth and ignorance.

Compared with studying mechanics, the old man wants to spend more time on how to make Breinitz bad, and it would be best if he can kill Archbishop Berkeley by the way.

Lord Niu is lonely, because others don't understand the invincible loneliness, so he has no friends on the other side of the earth - but the ancestors of Doraemon girl don't know whether it is good luck or good character, it can be regarded as the other party's good My friend, so the Lord Niu on the Blue Star world line is better than the lonely and unparalleled one on the earth.

You must know that when Newton died, the entire British Empire sent him away at the level of a state funeral, and the British nobles were proud to be able to support his coffin. Voltaire wrote "Westminster Abbey, the British people "Respect for talent" refers to the respect for Newton - it can be seen that Voltaire is quite obsessed with Lord Niu, and the story of the apple hitting the head is that he blows the whole Blue Star like tap water.

And this also led to a consequence, that is, Doraemon girl is a well-known academic family in the whole of Britain, whether it is her ancestors or now, and she is still the kind related to Daniel, and the official certification is not comparable to that at that time The Lord Niu patted her ancestor on the shoulder and said "this is my partner" to help.

"Then your machine?"

"Since I can't be sure that the soul does not exist, then I just need to assume that it exists." Doraemon took out a small device: "Type 7 identification agent, disposable items-do you think the existence of a human , how did you express it?"

"...Material existence?"

"Bingo~ but there is no reward." Doraemon handed him the identification agent: "Blood, sound, smell, brain waves, human magnetic field, body tissue—these things can reflect the difference of the human body to some extent." After all, whether it is mental or mental activities, they are all based on the physical and chemical reactions of the human body."

"So you want to use this method to collect the external manifestations of the soul, and then conduct identification?" Kumamoto looked wildly at the two things in his hand, and put them together speechlessly: "What does this have to do with a physical examination?" What's the difference..."

Return the soul identification instrument, isn't this just a portable physical examination instrument?

"Of course it's different!" Doraemon pointed to the type 7 identification agent exposed outside the soul identification device: "This thing can quantify an invisible existence."

"...What?" Kumamon gestured wildly: "My English is average, and your Mandarin is average. Can we communicate in a more scientific way?"

The reason why the Rosicrucian people are talking about it is because they can't understand the medieval black magic left by their ancestors. It is too metaphysical, and it is well known that English is a phonetic script, coined words and hieroglyphs Not the same, once the inheritance is broken, it will be very difficult to deal with.

"You should know that people have something that cannot be quantified. It can be called... aura, aura, or temperament." Doraemon raised his right hand and gave a Nazi salute: "For example, the demagogic Hitler!"

"...He was just an Austrian corporal before he became the head of state. What do you want to say?" Kumamon frowned wildly, with his non-existent brows.

"You have to know that there are always such people in the world. These people are very strange." Doraemon took out his pocket and finally pulled out a tablet with difficulty: "It's not just you, I also locked the previous Some existences, such as Hitler, or Iron Joseph—there are relatively few words in modern times, but the leaders of various countries or the top existences in the industry all have such characteristics.”

She gestured with her spherical hands: "They themselves are like a singularity in mathematics. I have studied many ancient books in your country. For this kind of people, your country calls them 'the bell of heaven and earth. ', and this kind of unreasonable probability is attributed to luck by you... This is really an interesting metaphysical idealism."

"...metaphysics is neither idealism nor materialism."

"I know, but it was proposed for the purpose of researching things other than science." Doraemon didn't care about it: "Humans themselves emit a kind of energy glow that is invisible to the naked eye, Kiel You know good photography, right? Kirlian Photogarphy."

"I know." Kumamon nodded wildly.

The so-called Kirlian photography is to record the process of high-voltage corona discharge around the object. The water vapor of the organism is excited by electricity, and ionized gas is generated in the air, and a halo similar to a glow will be photographed.

Doraemon pointed to Kumamon Wild: "The human body has bioelectricity, so we can see the electroencephalogram and electrocardiogram, then the bioelectricity can naturally form the human body's magnetic field, so the glow of the human body that is invisible to the naked eye is It is completely feasible, and because the parts of the human body that produce various substances are fixed, we often say that some people have a charisma or a quiet breath, which is a manifestation of the human body's magnetic field."

"...So?" Kumamon Kuangfang realized that he still read less.

"This can be changed! It proves that people can improve their soul strength through their own efforts, physical exercise or accumulation of learning."

"I've already said that I'm still not sure what the soul is." Kumamon Kuangfang was very distressed. Others joined the religion of Anlahu or Buddhism, but the one in front of him was the religion of Scientology.

Use the height of science to try to touch the realm of gods—if there are gods.

"Well, it's not called the strength of the soul, but the strength of the human body's magnetic field." Doraemon followed suit: "But this is a very complicated comprehensive calculation, and you don't even understand it."

"So do you have a benchmark value?" Even if he doesn't understand these messy science and technology, he also understands what he wants to test, and there must be a standard.

So what are her standards?

"My current benchmark value is measured on an adult healthy male, and the other's data are very average." Doraemon scratched his head through the puppet suit: "It is said that even the bottom is quite Standard size, "

"……so what?"

"So I marked his personal strength as 100, which is regarded as the standard for human males. In fact, I also tested some other animals, but I found that the stronger the individual, the higher the biological value, so I also doubt that this is It’s not just a physical strength appraisal.”

Doraemon said, digging out, and took out a medical record: "But later I discovered that if it is used on humans, even the same person will have considerable fluctuations in a short period of time."

Kumamon Kuangfang took the medical records and scanned around: "Who is this?"

"It was the man who took the test. He was admitted to the hospital because of a car accident. I ran to retest several times as a control group."

"...What happened to the sudden spike in blood pressure and heartbeat records in the middle of the night? The movement of your test? After that, the test value dropped to 75..."

"This has nothing to do with me. You know, as my guinea pig, he enjoys all-round monitoring medical services."