After Becoming a Little |

The Xuanpao Tyrant is capable of fighting, very capable of fighting. The beheading action directly destroyed the record of the Rising Sun Empire, and made the hearts of all the dark world organizations tremble.

Then I h**e money, I h**e power, ah ♂ combined together, become a dual ability person.

A natural evolutionary with the ability to make money—if Batman has super physical strength, he still needs to be deflated by the clown every day?

Well, although he and Dachao were just an accident, and the clown is true love, at least at that time the offensive and defensive sides have to switch.

"You shouldn't have done this, Alicia...you let me down. ’ The Great Demon King sighed softly.

To be honest, Aliya is a little doubtful whether the other party is from the Republic. After all, this Mandarin sounds in addition to the electronic sound that is more piercing to the ear, and the tone can be said to be correct, unless the crooked nut was born in the Republic from the beginning. Otherwise, it would be difficult to practice such a unique skill.

Not to mention crooked nuts, Chinese people may not be able to do it, after all, you have to suffer from regional dialects for gun barrels.

But just when she was about to write this point into the setting of the big devil, the big devil turned around and spoke German.

The German language abruptly startled the strong brother.

"I know you're there too, Zeppelin, you shouldn't be with them, you shouldn't be like this... I like you, but you make me feel betrayed." 』

Everyone blinked, and Aliya quickly reached out and grabbed a French stick on the table, and put it on Brother Qiangqiang's neck: "Are you a [-]-year-old boy?!"

The khaki wild man didn't take out his gun, mainly because he didn't bring it - the Infinity Sports 1911 that he got from Mr. Bob's old butler was disassembled and still in the luggage compartment.

But he grabbed a banana and put it on Brother Qiangqiang's forehead: "Say! What's going on between you and him?!"

Brother Qiangqiang turned his head and took a bite of a banana, broke off a baguette and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing helplessly: "Maybe I'm so good that he wants to recruit me."

He felt that the baguettes provided on the plane were quite good. Although Wu could not defend himself, Wen could satisfy his hunger. At least Alia couldn't beat herself to death with a soft baguette no matter how hard she tried.

After all, it is not the Middle Ages now, and there is no need to make that kind of real murder weapon. Although the French are not good at fighting, they have always been very good at creating weapons. The baguette is one of the best. The combat effectiveness of this thing will show exponentially after it is hardened. Explosive growth.

"I still remember the scenes that often appear in foreign movies. The big sister in a red dress hurried past the street, holding a paper bag in her arms. The paper bag is usually full of fruits and a few golden baguettes coming out of it. , is simply the perfect embodiment of the combination of style and life.”

As Aliya said so, she divided the baguettes, and each of them took a piece.

The Great Demon King, who completely ignored Aliya's words, sneered and said, "Zeppelin, you just need to tell me one thing, and I'll tell you how you survive, how about it?" 』

"Talking about thieves in the Middle Ages, there were quite a few tragic cases of being beaten to death by housewives with black bread sticks. Is that a baguette?" Aliya also ignored the big devil and chatted with everyone.

Khaki shook his head wildly: "Black bread sticks—hand me the soup, and I'm choking on it."

"Black bread?" Aliya looked at Brother Qiangqiang: "Isn't that your staple food in Germany?"

"No, that was in the Middle Ages, and now there are all kinds of bread and potatoes." Brother Qiangqiang frowned and looked at the banana he just brought in his hand: "This banana tastes bad...is it ripened?"

"Wow, what's your tone like a Chinese aunt?" Aliya peeled a banana and tasted it, and immediately expressed contempt: "I was wrong, this is really ripening."

Everyone fell into the criticism of bananas and completely forgot about the big devil.

After a while, the Great Demon King seemed to understand something, and smiled in a low voice. On the contrary, Yazi calmed down: "It seems that you have cracked my bomb, so you are so confident..."

Everyone's movements stopped, only the house girl took a slow pat, and subconsciously bit off the banana in her mouth, making a slight "click" sound of teeth colliding.

"Yes, that's right, you guessed it all." Aliya cleared her throat, her tone of hypocrisy was too obvious: "Oh, you are really awesome, why don't you talk about cracking the code, and we can check each other? "

The Great Demon King knew that she had cracked it.

She knew that the big devil knew she had cracked it.

But now the Great Demon King felt that he might have known the news that the other party wanted him to know that the other party had cracked it.

But the Great Demon King is still the Great Demon King after all, and it only took him ten seconds to decide to believe all of this.

For a hot woman, it can never be judged by common sense.

"So you're stalling for time and trying to... escape? 』

"Did you misunderstand something?" Aliya threw away the banana and replaced it with strawberry dessert: "We are the positive characters, and you are the villain. When did you chase me down?"

"You are alone at a height of [-] feet, and I have many, many means to bury you in the air. ”The tone of the electronic voice of the big devil was slightly cold, as if he had been poked to a certain point: “At this time, do you think it’s not me chasing you? 』

"...how high is forty thousand feet?"

"Ai!Korea!Ya——" the big devil suddenly shouted loudly: "Don't use such childish methods to talk to me again! 』

"Why are you yelling so loudly..." Aliya rubbed her ears, a little aggrieved.

"..."

She turned her head and asked the house girl You: "How high is [-] feet?"

"12192 meters." The house girl You didn't need to type the keyboard to check, she is quite a master in this respect, much better than the big devil.

"Oh...twelve kilometers, this altitude means that as long as I don't get blown into a fireball in the air, I can still jump with a parachute."

Aliya suddenly realized, expressing emotional stability.

Then she reminded everyone to quickly put the parachute on their backs: "Get ready first, the plane will blow up later, eat less, what should I do if the parachute rolls in the air and I vomit?"

The Great Demon King took a deep breath: "Alia, you don't know anything about power. 』

"...I'm your father?" Aliya was stunned for a moment, then answered a Star Wars meme, not sure if she got it right.

Darth Weiss originally said the sentence of knowing nothing about power, and the same is true of the sentence that I am your father.

It’s just that the original words of Darth Vass are “You don’t know anything about the power of the dark side”, glass slag, a meme madman, always loves to play Star Wars memes, so he stuffed it into Illidan’s lines book , became the well-known 'you know nothing about power'.

Aliya took out a small notebook and carefully wrote these two points under the profile of the Great Demon King.

The other party may be a Star Wars fan, or a glass slag game player... Could it be that he plays StarCraft?

The big devil didn't answer 'NO', which made Aliya a little disappointed.

"Alia, I know you...you are the benchmark and the future of mankind, but your existence itself is a mistake, the biggest mistake of mankind..."

The Great Demon King sighed, it was the first time that the electronic sound was so bleak.

Listening to the other party's mouthful of a human being, Aliya began to wonder if the other party was a human being, or a robot?

"Will the silicon-based Monkey King make a big fuss in the Electronic Heavenly Palace?" Alia asked subconsciously.

The big devil learned his lesson, he ignored Aliya's nonsense.

"If Blue Star wants to continue to exist, there should be no creatures like humans. Your evolution seems to have pointed out the way for humans, but your evolution method will only lead to human beings intensifying the development of resources—you know the Pacific Garbage bring it? 』

The big devil may want to say some academic things, but in the eyes of the other party, Alia is a husband.

It may be possible to fight, but the reckless man and the all-wisdom plus point are two completely parallel lines and cannot intersect.

It took Alia a few seconds to check, and the great Internet gave out the information—it was a garbage patch with an area of ​​more than 160 million square kilometers, carrying more than 1.8 trillion pieces of garbage, formed under the influence of ocean currents Terrible area, an area approximately six times the size of Great Britain.

According to the natural degradation time of those garbage, it will take about 7 years to restore the natural cleanliness.

"Those garbage has caused a serious impact on the ecosystem of the entire Pacific Ocean. Those plastic garbage have even polluted the microbes at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, and will return to human beings' own dining table through recycling. This is a breakthrough by human beings disaster, and they will spend hundreds of years to atone for their past mistakes...』

Aliya scratched her face, somewhat intimidated.

She probably understood the words of the Great Demon King—she felt that human beings are already capable of causing disasters to the earth, and if these monkey-like human beings follow the human evolution route laid out by Alia to further complete natural evolution, then With the help of technology and a stronger body, the leather monkeys will become stronger and become the monkey king or even the saint Pi, which will destroy the entire Blue Star.

So where did you come from, a radical environmentalist?

"I once wanted to destroy all human beings. I have no respect for this race, but I found that some things still need human beings to do, so I tolerated them to live until now... Although I have used many methods to minimize human beings. Quantity up. 』

"May I ask... I mean, that's what I'm asking." Aliya considered her words: "Look, I know you can make a super large hadron collider, or a red mercury bomb. Kind of thing, very high-tech... But aren't you talking too much? Extinction of human beings or something..."

Even in her heyday, when she punched Blue Star's peak state, she would not dare to say such big words as the destruction of a race.

After all, any intelligent race—any one!When faced with the crisis of extinction, they will all burst out with a terrifying desire to survive, and thus do many things that they themselves did not expect and create miracles.

Back then, the monsters of the abyss even evolved a swarm consciousness under the extreme suppression of the first human army led by the fourth natural disaster. Who would dare to believe this?

The monsters of the abyss, which represent chaos, disorder, and destruction, are like a swarm of insects overnight, uniform, and their combat power has soared by tens of thousands of points.

Of course, after all, they have been completely eroded by the pollution of original sin. Even if the fourth natural disaster did not beat them, Quantum Dragon God personally came out to solve this matter.

Her old man took this race away, and the group of abyss monsters will exist as experimental samples in a brand new universe, but that is a very distant thing.

But compared to the mutant race like abyssal monsters, human beings have a larger social group, unless there is some way to directly destroy the blue star, destroying the entire celestial body with lightning speed.

Otherwise, Aliya can still say something about the stray little broken ball, so that the big devil can feel what is called the powerful execution of socialism.

"It will not be me who destroys mankind, but you humans themselves, such as war. 』

"..." Aliya blinked, but did not speak.

"World War I, World War II, Centennial Flu, and even the future... all I have to do is to be a little butterfly behind my back and flap my wings. 』

The big devil's electronic sound doesn't feel complacent, and even seems a bit taken for granted.

I am the Big Chess Party. Behind your war, I am doing things.

This coercive style is very high, and the level is far beyond other conspiracies, revealing the smooth and skillful pretense skills between the lines.

Aliya touched her chin and came to a conclusion that she didn't even accept: "So you are actually an old man?"

"……what? 』

"You said World War I and World War II. You see, the fuse of World War I was the Sarajevo incident in 1914, right? It was written in the textbook. I will count you as 4 years old at that time. Take an integer. Your old man came from the womb It’s the geniuses who plan everything, starting to plan at the age of 4, and now it’s 2018... Are you 108 years old now?”

"..." The Great Demon King was silent for a moment: "Alia, you have to understand that there are some special existences that you cannot peek at. 』

"Like?"

"For example, for humans, 108 years is a very old age, but for some other beings, this is only the beginning. 』

Alicia nodded, suddenly realizing.

The immortal little fairy, she is.

The same is true for Sister Shenxian, even though Sister Shenxian has been asleep for decades.

She believed the other party's bragging, even though when she was young, she also believed that there was a god sealed in her body.

Occasionally, it can change voice into light, or turn into a black flame dragon with its right hand...

Thinking of this, she really wanted to discuss everyone's appearance with the Great Demon King.

But considering such a guy who hides his head and shows his tail and still has to use electronic sounds, he definitely won't look good, so it won't hurt the other party's self-confidence.

The Great Demon King waited for a while, then asked doubtfully, "Aren't you curious?You are not the only natural evolutionary in this world, but the direction of evolution is different. 』

"Curious, why don't you tell me about it?" Aliya picked up a melon seed and knocked it up, like a primary school student full of curiosity.

Have you evolved mind reading that only works for you, or have you evolved a superpower that turns escalators into ordinary stairs?

If it doesn't work, the special function that can make the automatic door open automatically is also very cool.

Alia discovered that she had just evolved a superpower, that is, she could freely control her yawns.