After Becoming a Little |

"comfortable……"

"Come, come, let's go have a drink—let me tell you, I hugged you when your mother was with my master in the early years."

"Really? Mrs. Jin has been to Emei?"

"Then can you not go... Can a serious person travel around these famous mountains and rivers? I have been there..."

The two talked and pushed open the balcony door and walked away. At first, they looked like they were in a state of conflict, but now they are as affectionate as sisters.

Behind them, Aunt Zhuzao shook her head: "Borrowing a knife to kill someone."

"Who is Dao?" Epiphyllum cast a glance at her: "Ma'am?"

"On both sides." Jin Chashu put away his phone, squinted his eyes to look at Baili's back: "Borrow each other's knives and kill together."

"Kill who?"

"Kill the chicken to scare the monkey..."

PS: lazy, busy all night

PS2: continue tomorrow

第653节 0643-亲亲亲妈怪（10月清空4/4

Alia was still lying on the bed, so she naturally didn't know that someone had negotiated some PY deals behind her back.

It’s rare to have such a good excuse to sleep in the busy days these days—especially when there are all my little friends outside who are busy, it makes me feel like I’m doing tax evasion.

Her previous performance was pretending, but it was also true.

The part that was pretending was naturally the scene where she collapsed from strength—with her pissing nature as a legion commander, unless she really died, she would never just lie down like this.

Even though there were three big explosions on the Poseidon, the torpedoes of Des Moines did not let go. It was not until the carrier-based aircraft that my natal family arrived appeared in the clouds that I thought about deleting files and retraining. There will be such a situation where you touch it casually.

She has been used to high-pressure combat for a long time. When she fell off the Poseidon, she didn't expect that the Baishou Taixuan Sutra could lock blood, but she just thought that she would not be saved if she got rid of it.

Now that she has the White Head Taixuan Jing, one of Blue Star's biggest cheats, she has no reason to fall easily.

But the real part is her body load, which is indeed still on the original high-voltage line—it's just that the black-robed tyrant has to be handsome, and the little white flower's appearance doesn't matter if others see her weakness.

Oh, that's not weak, that's cute...

She is planning to create a new person, called the attacking little white flower, who can be called a "new natural evolutionary", which can barely be justified.

Under the meticulous care of the fairy sister's manuscript and the Xuanpao Tyrant, Ai Xiaobaihua has grown from an ignorant little flower bud to a delicate little white flower. The seeds planted back then are now blooming and bearing fruit, successfully completing the preliminary evolution.

As for when to commit suicide in front of the mother monster and expose the second personality Lu Yanqing, it depends on the progress of the plot. After all, according to the general nature of the world line, getting to that point basically means the finale.

She reckoned that even if it wasn't when facing the final boss, it should be when Ai Xiaobaihua came back that scene would appear.

At that time, she had prepared a dozen of background music. At present, "Go time" and "Hero's Theme" are more suitable for her, but "Knife Club Overture" and "The Love of My Life" are also very good. very.

Gou Chuan will definitely not let go of that moment of sadness and heroism intertwined, and she will see how she interprets her grand end.

But it's still early after all, and she's just preparing a playlist for emergencies. If it doesn't work, she can discuss it with her mother at that time, and let's all come to test the camera for shooting or something.

Thinking of this, Alia, who was really a little tired, pretended that she was really a little tired, squinting her eyes and preparing to go back to sleep.

But God didn't fulfill her wishes, God said, whoever doesn't sleep will make her more energetic, and whoever sleeps will be arranged to wake up and get up.

A sudden phone call interrupted Alia's hard-earned sleep time——

An unknown number appeared on the phone screen, and the source of the call was a bit strange, it was from abroad.

On daily mobile phones, only the takeaway brother and the courier brother call to ask about the health, or at most add financial management or insurance sales or something. Ai Xiaobaihua has never seen overseas peers expand this kind of business.

Besides, these days, Lotus has contracted the work of food delivery, which made the delivery guy lose Ai Xiaobaihua's favor, and the courier guy is probably a rabbit dead and a fox sad, and now he doesn't make calls, and only changes to the courier cabinet to pick up the package code.

"Hello? Hello, who is it?"

Ai Xiaobaihua yawned, huddled under the quilt and refused to get up, turned over and connected the strange call.

"it's me. "My mother's strange voice came out: "My mobile phone is out of battery. I borrowed someone else's mobile phone to make a call. Don't remember this number, and I won't use it in the future. 』

"Oh." Ai Xiaobaihua blinked: "Who are you?"

"……I am your mother. 』

"You lied! How could I, Ma Ma, use someone else's mobile phone to call me? You must be a telecom fraud! It's the kind of scam of 'It's me, it's me'——If you call me again, I'll call the police!"

After saying that, Ai Xiaobaihua hung up the phone directly, and added the number to the blacklist.

Mommy?Who is that?do not know!

Ai Xiaobaihua squirmed and adjusted her posture, put on her earphones, and lay comfortably on the bed with her eyes closed.

In less than ten seconds, a new number came in. Before the ringtone rang in the headset, Ai Xiaobaihua pressed the volume button of the phone, and the phone's screen was still on, reminding that there was an incoming call .

Ai Xiaobaihua waited lazily for a while, without even opening her eyes, she connected the phone——

"Xiaoya, I—"

"I warn you! Don't think I'm easy to deceive! My family is very rich! Any credit card purchases you found are true. I spent them. I bought an elephant in Thailand, and it was an African elephant that was airlifted! I’m not afraid to say that I’m involved in any case, I’m a reporter, she knows a lot of friends who can help me prove my innocence, I don’t need you messy fake police officers! Bah!”

"Beep...beep beep..."

Ai Xiaobaihua yawned and hung up the phone. She didn't block the new number this time. She just stretched out her hand and groped on the table for a while. Finally, she found a version of AD calcium milk. Ai Xiaobaihua lay on the bed and lived a luxurious childhood.

This kind of drink should be drunk in a row. I was ignorant when I was a child, but I actually took it apart, and I still suffered from a poor family.

After a while, the third number came in, and this time it was my mother who blamed her own number—maybe she had a lot of friends and borrowed a mobile phone, or she had a lot of opponents and picked it up from other people's pockets. Bought a new phone that no one else wanted.

Ai Xiaobaihua connected to the phone immediately this time, let go of the straw she was holding, and with the cloudy white AD lotion on her mouth, she yelled into the microphone of the headset angrily with her eyes closed and talking nonsense: "You There is no end!"

"it's me!Lu Wuxia! 』It was so difficult for my mother to say her name clearly.

"Oh?" Ai Xiaobaihua opened her eyes and looked at the number displayed on the phone screen, and asked in surprise, "Mama? Why did you call me?"

"I--"

"Mama, just now I encountered a phone call scammer, the voice sounded like yours, I almost believed it, but at the critical moment, I remembered the many doubts mentioned in the TV education, so I hung up the phone decisively to prevent being deceived, Ma Ma, am I good?"

I don’t know if Ma Ma is serious or not. After all, Lu Wuxia is Alia’s mother, instead of having such a mother, the old man who has been played with ethics once sighed: “Xiaoya, it was me just now. 』

"It's you?" Ai Xiaobaihua listened to the hustle and bustle of the phone, and asked suspiciously: "No, why is your voice so weird, Mama? And your side is so noisy..."

"I'm at a construction site, over here... I'm interviewing a construction boss, so it might be a bit noisy. 』

While she was talking, a violent explosion accompanied by the reverberation of the collapse of the gravel resounded through the entire earphone.

"This explosion..." Ai Xiaobaihua asked cautiously, "The construction site?"

"Well, some old buildings are being demolished here, don't worry, the technology is very mature, it just sounds loud. 』

"Oh, all right."

"Da da da da da——"

The intense gunshots rang out closely behind the explosions of the old buildings, stretching endlessly, and what's more, it was stereo, constantly changing its direction.

Ai Xiaobaihua rolled her eyes, silently counting the sounds of the familiar gunshots.

The first is the classic Kalashnikov, and then the 5.56 gun, the sound of this gun is relatively clear-then there is the continuous gunfire of heavy machine guns.

She scratched her face, how could she be playing with crane guns casually these days? Is it so chaotic abroad?

"This is to celebrate by setting off firecrackers. They have recently fallen in love with this domestic custom and find it very interesting. 』

Similar to Ai Xiaobaihua who was talking nonsense with her eyes closed, her own mother was also talking nonsense with her eyes open, purely bullying Ai Xiaobaihua's long hair and short knowledge.

"Oh, that's it - aren't they afraid of being fined? Sister Jin told me before that all the duo performers in her hometown were fined for violating the security regulations of 'prohibiting fireworks and firecrackers' by setting off firecrackers in their crotches. There was a fine of 500 yuan."

"...Maybe it's because the control here is not so strict. 』My mother sighed strangely, and was just about to ask about what happened before, but she never thought that a sharp roar would come over, accompanied by the whistling wind of some kind of weapon——

"RPG!call out------"

Ai Xiaobaihua took off the earphones and picked out her ears. Hearing the sudden violent explosion and the strange cough of her own mother, she was somewhat worried: "Mama, are you okay?"

If her mother would be killed by monsters, she wouldn't believe anything. Lan Xing's cosmic will had already clearly revealed her inclination, and that was a standard Huanxiguan licking dog.

The fairy sister is still alive after causing such a big explosion that shocked Blue Star in Ukraine, so it is impossible for her mother to be killed by a small RPG.

But not getting killed doesn't mean she won't suffer. If she is still the protagonist of the original version, then naturally everything is easy to talk about. Like Laura who is running around destroying places of interest all day long, she is carrying seven or eight rounds of RPG and more than a dozen guns. The salvo can still be alive and kicking.

But now the version has been changed, and the times have also changed. The new darling is Ai Xiaobaihua, not an outdated Obasan like her.

In the book, she was not killed by Des Moines because her aura of the protagonist is still there.

But in this book, she was able to come back with full health because her daughter Ai Xiaobaihua's protagonist aura is so big that it covers the entire server, as long as she is on the same server, she can still be saved.

Otherwise, even if he was alive, he would still have residual blood. If it couldn't be any darker, Ai Xiaobai would have to change his blue star autobiography to X-faced blood.

How else can you say that people are self-aware, her mother blames her honestly for being a rich wife, playing palace fights or posting with Xiao Mi Shu Zhanlan, Ai Rulong, a diamond Ai Laowu, can do it Treat her badly?

Buy whatever you like!Buy two!You don't need to thank my husband, it's just right to pamper her hard anyway.

If it really doesn't work, she can even give birth to another bear child to be Alia's younger brother. Considering that her own mother blames the shameful parenting experience, it's a big deal that Ai Xiaobaihua will become a sister and a mother.

At that time, he will be properly educated and given the correct three views, so that he can become a useful person to society.

Who said that you can't pick up Tairuo Mountain Sword if you pick up the Parenting Book?Who said that wearing a confinement dress can't support a black dragon robe?

It's a pity that the mother was very uncooperative, and finally gave her a Chinese medicine love potion, but turned around and gave Ai Rulong green, and completed a group of achievements that Yun's father had never been able to achieve in his entire life.

Seriously, Ai Rulong is now able to carry out financial offensives in the world of the book, attacking the city and conquering the land, blocking and killing gods and Buddhas, if there is no BUFF to improve his career, then Ai Xiaobaihua can say anything Do not believe.

Alas... Sure enough, her daughter has paid too much for this family...

For the time being, Ai Xiaobaihua really doesn't want to see her mother go out of her way—it would be a waste of time, not to mention running around, if she was asked to run over to save others.

What's worse is that her body has not fully recovered now. Although Gou Chuan has succumbed to her invincible halo, there is no guarantee that the man behind the book is waiting there, trying to wait for the last few days What about Ai Xiaobaihua killing Jitian?

Who will have an unexpected finale when the time comes?Her ending epic playlist hasn't even been planned yet!

Fortunately, my mother has rich experience in interviewing, and the experience of making big news is not inferior. Although the sudden construction RPG should have startled her, she still managed to dodge without any risk in the end.

Accompanied by a mess of sounds, including not limited to the sound of bone shattering, the sound of a knife cutting flesh, and even the screeching sound of brakes rubbing against the ground after a tire blows out.

This construction site is quite complete with props...

The mother blamed the change of place, coughed lightly and talked to Ai Xiaobaihua: "It's okay, it's just that there was a problem with the blasting just now, and it has been resolved." 』