I Was Reborn As a Pigeon, but It Was Shen He's Senior Brother?

Her stupid brother really doesn't let her worry... When she first heard about Tanlang Jiesha, Gan Yu sensed something was wrong, but the speed of rumors spread too fast, the so-called spread rumors and run away Broken leg, before the rumors can be refuted, the city is full of storms...

Even Liyue Qixing began to wonder if the immortals in Jueyunjian really planned to attack Mengde... After searching for a day, they couldn't find Fusheng, so Ningguang asked Gan Yu to go back to the mountain to ask the master...

"and many more."

Fu Shengyu stood up, and his whole body was shocked: "Teacher already knows about this?"

He was so frightened that he spoke human words.

Gan Yu looked at it with a little pity in his eyes.

a long time.

Gan Yu shook her head lightly, and smiled lightly, "Where did you get the courage to do such a thing? I don't know you yet...I never went back to the mountains."

"call--"

Floating let out a long sigh of relief.

"but."

A cold voice came from above.

Fu Sheng held his head up, met Gan Yu's gentle, almost distorted eyes, and the icy arc of her mouth, listening to her gentle voice that made people shiver: "I I've been looking for you all day...but you're here to listen to a play...?"

Fu Sheng felt two cold fingers pressing on his pigeon's head again.

"Gulong." He swallowed heavily.

click-

"Goo!"

The silence of the night sky was suddenly broken.

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"Cuckoo."

Fu Sheng moaned and touched the top of his head, and let out a grievance.

"Humph."

Gan Yu put her hands on her shoulders, sat cross-legged opposite Fu Sheng, turned her head away, with an expression like I'm angry and don't care about me, who obviously still has a lot of work to do today.

Fu Sheng ordered another bowl of high soup noodles, and added an egg. The egg yolk was floating in the clear soup, exuding a faint fragrance and steaming hot; Fu Sheng pushed the side facing Gan Yu over with the tips of his wings, and cooed a few times: "Eat noodles!" ,good to eat!"

Gan Yu glanced at that side, the green vegetables were floating and sinking among the soft noodles, it was very tempting, and she really hadn't eaten all day...

"Hmph, cultivators don't need to eat."

She decided that she couldn't be dismissed so easily, at least let Fusheng drag her for two rounds before eating it herself.

He must be taught a lesson.

"Hey." (Okay, you girls are afraid of getting fat)

Fu Sheng pulled the noodles back with the tips of his wings, the bird's head buried in the dough, sucking.

Just now he just went to listen to the opera, he didn't even have enough noodles.

"Goo, goo."

(Listen to me, how to solve this matter...)

Before he could finish speaking, he heard the clang of the gavel again.

"The last book said that in the clouds, only the voice of 'Zhenjun, leave your fart under the sword'..."

His grandma's, that goatee is back on stage.

Fu Sheng didn't care about this guy, and continued: "Coo. Coo." (I think, we can fool the past like this, and just say that it was...)

"So that's the master of True Monarch Tanlang, 'True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing the Wind'."

The storyteller is in the mood.

"Cuckoo." (It's a drill, a military drill, not real, and it didn't kill people or anything)

"'Tanlang, Amitabha Yuanshi Tianzun, we practitioners should be merciful...' The True Monarch Liuyun Borrowing Wind sighed."

"Cuckoo" (Actually, Lord Yasha is still alive, but he is just coordinating with training the crisis awareness of the masses)

"'My brother Yasha is dead, he was stabbed to death by this fart!' Greedy Wolf made a gesture to beat him again, "I must get rid of this goblin"..."

"Cuckoo (Liyue doesn't want to start a war with Mond, it's just a military exercise...)" Fusheng's eyelids twitched.

The Mr. Goat continued:

"'I can't beat it, I can't beat it' Liuyun borrowed Feng Zhenjun to stop Greedy Wolf in a hurry, and reprimanded him: 'Do you know the identity of this fart? If it is an ordinary fart, you will be beaten, but this is the grass god of Xumi who let it go Shit...'"

Gan Yu stared at Fusheng eating the noodles, and was a little embarrassed to stare at the latter, so he pushed the noodles back again, "Googoo" (Or some more?)

Gan Yu pursed her lips, looked at the noodles that Fu Sheng had eaten, and didn't care about anything, picked up the chopsticks and stuffed them into her mouth.

While eating, she vaguely analyzed Fu Sheng's plan: "There is no problem dealing with the masses..."

She is as beautiful as Ye Boshi's eyes looking at Fusheng seriously: "But how are you going to explain to Liyue Qixing?"

...

Fusheng looked a little constipated.

Woo woo woo.

How could he be so unlucky.

In all fairness, although Fusheng has caused many disasters in the past 2000 years, but this time the blame has nothing to do with him at all...

This is Quan Liyue's people wanting him to die...

"Cuckoo." (Framing the blame on the widow of the Vortex Demon God!)

The pot was pinned on Fu Sheng's head, since he couldn't take it off and the black pot couldn't be cleaned, he pinned it on someone else's head.

As long as you are meaner and shameless than everyone else, you are invincible!

This is the true meaning of life summed up by many years of living in the world.

Gan Yu supported her head, looked at the little pigeon in front of her with a smile, and patted his head;

"I haven't seen you for decades, you're getting worse the more you learn."

Thinking about it carefully, 2000 years ago, my junior was still a cute little boy who liked to blacken all day long.

Unexpectedly, after so many years, it has grown into a lazy little white pigeon, Gan Yu is a little emotional.

Why did the innocent and cute little junior learn so badly... She was a little distressed.

Fusheng proudly puffed out his chest, looking very proud.

There are plenty of ways to put the blame on the Widow of the Whirlpool Demon God, so I told Liyue Seven Stars that this was a conspiracy by the Widow of the Whirlpool Demon God. They spread rumors on land with sorcery in order to disturb the morale of our Liyue people and sow discord with Mond ...

There are many reasons.

Bullying others Fusheng is not good, bullying widow Fusheng is the best!

With a firm mind in his mind, he became lazy again and let out a cooing sound.

But I didn't expect my body to lighten up.

Getting closer and closer is the gentle and feminine breath...

"Okay, we're done discussing business matters, come and let my sister masturbate, I haven't masturbated for decades..."

Gan Yu's biggest problem is that he likes to masturbate him...

On this day, the desperate Fusheng recalled... the horror of being imprisoned in the palm of a woman, and the... shame of being reduced to a bird.

Chapter 23 The Widow's Door

"Today's harvest is pretty good."

It was late at night, the lights of all the shops were finally extinguished, and the small noodle shop was closed, and the whole Liyue was quiet. Occasionally, there were a few dogs barking in the deep alley, which quickly disappeared in the murmur of sea water. middle.

Mr. Goat lit a candle, placed the porcelain bowl on the table, and carefully counted the money one by one under the dim light.

"Ten moras, ten moras, twenty moras..."

His mouth was bulging.

Rubbing the heat and following the facts is indeed the best way to make money, and he has already thought about the content of the next episode.

This stinky fart turned out to be the fart of the emperor's relatives, Caoshen, so Tanlang had to spare his life, and then his master Liuyun Zhenjun was turned into a chicken stuffed with flowers every day.

It is said that as long as you eat this one bite, you can live forever, and the true king of Tanlang was furious...

And Thor, the female goblin, has taken a fancy to Greedy Wolf...

Thinking happily about the next content, Mr. Goat stroked his goatee proudly.

There is a lot of spoofing about immortals, and some audiences or colleagues always scold him for disrespecting immortal masters, and he will be punished... just a bunch of stubborn old people.

People who fall into the eyes of money always dismiss risks.

This Liyue is already in the era of human rule, why is there still something about your fairy teacher... He even planned to turn Tanlang Zhenjun into a fairy. Qu Shusheng enjoys the blessing of heaven]

Definitely very welcome.

He counted Mora happily.

So what if you don't respect the immortal master?It's impossible for the gods to come to him, right?

The night is getting darker, and the candles are getting shorter. The white candlelight casts shadows on the cold screen. Occasionally, the night wind blows, and the candlelight drives the shadows to shake. Mr. Goat lives in the innermost part of the alley. , although the traffic remains the same, but it is also a cheap rent.

At this moment, the wind was blowing deep in the alley, and Mr. Goat shuddered inexplicably.

He got up and was about to close the window, but heard a 'dong'.

A thunderbolt inadvertently slashed across the sky, the sky and the earth turned white in an instant, and the bronze mirror in front of him also turned white, and what was reflected in the bronze mirror...behind him was a pair of blood-red eyes!

Mr. Goat's calf was trembling directly, and he staggered and fell to the ground. He stepped back frantically, his lips quivered, and his pupils shrank, "You...you, you are."

"Goat. Jie Jie Jie."

A voice without a trace of emotion came from the depths of the darkness. Ordinary people can feel the coldness and silence contained in it just by hearing this voice...