A Panda's Martial Arts

Chapter 27 Hongmen Banquet

Just as the shelter was preparing to return to normal life, the pandas far away on the hillside have also encountered new troubles these days.

In other words, it's a little more troublesome than troublesome.

"just kill me!"

There was a low growl coming from the door of the hut, followed by a scratching sound.

The door of the thatched hut was nothing more than a piece of broken wood, how could it withstand such damage, and after a while, sharp claws dug out a big hole on the door.

"I see through!"

The exasperated panda opened the scratched door and kicked the saber-toothed tiger at the door.

"Are you going to reopen the car and go elsewhere? Don't kill me! Bad luck!"

"Come on! You're killing me! Can't you beat me? Come on!"

Facing the fierce kick of the panda, the saber-toothed tiger didn't even dodge or dodge, just got kicked so hard, and then lay down directly on the ground, and began to rot.

After being defeated by the panda but released again, the saber-toothed tiger, who felt the great humiliation, did not think of committing suicide——

But this is the embarrassment of being a strong person, even if it wants to die, it is not so easy.

It tried to kill it head-on, but the hard skull shattered the rock.It also tried to jump off a cliff and fall to its death, but the instinct of the body always made it land smoothly.It even tried jumping into the sea and drowning, but the result was...

It learned to swim.

Perhaps this is the disadvantage of becoming stronger. Now it really wants to die but it has become a difficult thing. No matter how sharp the claws are, it can't open its own neck. No matter what the saber-toothed tiger does, it can't kill itself.

So it can only come here, after all, it was the panda who let him live, didn't he?

"I just want to die now."

Sighing, the saber-toothed tiger crouched in front of the panda.

"Come on, give me a good time."

"Throw out this retard."

The panda didn't want to talk to the saber-toothed tiger at all, but just waved his hand, and the two mammoths rushed over screaming, swung their long trunks, and ran away with the saber-toothed tiger on their shoulders.

Headache, Panda really has a headache, thinking about how refreshingly he played with the group of cerebral palsy a few days ago, even Panda was vaguely impressed by his own performance——

But the facts have proved that this kind of thing can't just watch the thief eat the meat, but not watch the thief be beaten.How well he played the ultimate insult to the saber-toothed tiger before, and now he eats more shit.

It is impossible to kill, the main thing is that all the words have been spoken, and you can't talk like farting.

Of course, if the panda was given another choice, he would definitely smash the saber-toothed tiger's head into pieces, and he would definitely not engage in such useless rhetoric, but there are so many ifs, so say it.

The sins done by oneself, after all, still have to be borne by themselves.

"Why don't we live somewhere else..."

Thinking of this, the panda began to check what things to bring in the thatched cottage.

The silk thread must be brought. These high-strength materials from Jonathan are now his main weapon. There is still half a tube of water in the bamboo tube, which is not too much, but considering the size of the bamboo tube, it is not too small. As for the rest of the wok and seasoning...it's not that you can't bring it, it's just that it will be troublesome.You should bring some change of clothes, but there is nothing else.

This is a good thing for pandas, there is not much luggage, which means that moving will be very convenient.

But right now he still can't get away.

"What? Welcome party?"

Looking at the bald young man who came to the door, Panda scratched its head.

"Is this...really going to do it? It's not appropriate for me to go, is it?"

It is indeed inappropriate, this is not only a matter of identity differences, but also out of practical considerations——

Although the panda has never been to the shelter, he also knows that the shelter has just been beaten to pieces by those animals, and a large number of facilities have been demolished. These people may not even be able to resume production now.

What kind of festivals are you celebrating at this time... Wouldn't precious resources be wasted?

Of course, it is not suitable to say such words, such as "Because you are too poor, so you are not suitable for treating guests", if you say it directly, it will be too embarrassing.Although pandas seldom socialize in daily life, they still have the most basic emotional intelligence.

But the bald youth was keenly aware of this.

"It is most suitable for you to come, after all, you are the savior of the shelter."

The bald young man sighed, the panda's performance made him feel even more ashamed.

"I always want to say something to you, you have saved the shelter twice. As for other issues... It's okay for the shelter to hold a celebration, not to mention that the more you want to celebrate at this time Do something to make everyone happy."

"It's also..."

The panda thought for a while, and probably understood what the bald youth meant.

The more difficult the time is, the more we need to find some reason to hold some grand celebration——

This not only allows the residents of the shelter to get rid of the previous painful disasters, but also makes them feel a little happier, and allows these people to see the human and material resources of the shelter, so that they have more confidence in their future life.

So this has nothing to do with the amount of resources. It is purely a consideration from the perspective of people's hearts, and it is a morale-boosting action.

This actually opened up the panda's idea, which he hadn't thought of at the first time before.

"That's fine."

Panda, who had gained new ideas, was in a good mood, and did not mention the previous unpleasant gap.

"When are you going to do it?"

"Tomorrow night, when the moon just comes out."

The bald youth bowed slightly.

"Please do come."

"Don't worry, I will definitely go."

Panda nodded, and warmly invited the bald youth to stay and have lunch before leaving.

The bald young man still didn't stay to eat after all, no matter how big his heart was, he couldn't hold back his face to eat and drink with the panda, which also made the panda only eat with the little mammoths——

After seeing the food intake of these six cubs, the panda decided that it would be better to go there by himself tomorrow.

Otherwise, let these young mammoths who are growing their bodies open up to eat, I am afraid that the food in the shelter is not enough for a meal.

But you can take something else with you.

"Saber-toothed tiger, are you here?"

In the afternoon of the next day, the panda, who was playing Go with the little mammoth, saw the saber-toothed tiger appearing at the foot of the hill again, and quickly got up to meet it.

By the way, he accidentally stepped on the hastily made chessboard.

The little mammoth behind him who had almost won was yelling at the street in anger, but the panda had already ignored it. As soon as they met, he warmly embraced the sabre-toothed tiger's neck.

"It just so happens that I have something to do..."

"just kill me!"

The saber-toothed tiger opened its mouth to say this sentence, as if it could only say this sentence.

But Panda shook his head.

"That's definitely not good. It's not good to fight too much... You come with me in a while, and I'll take you to see some good things."

"good stuff?"

The saber-toothed tiger was stunned for a moment, not understanding what the panda meant.

"Is it a new style of play?"

"It's more exciting than fighting."

The panda laughed.

It is indeed more exciting than fighting. If the saber-toothed tiger, the leader of the defeated party, is carried to the welcome party at night, the scene will not be extremely exciting——

This saber-toothed tiger has been blocking his door and has disgusted him for days, and it is not rude to come and go, so it is time for him to make the saber-toothed tiger disgusted.

With the fragile self-esteem of the saber-toothed tiger, it collapsed like this just after being released. If he really went to that kind of scene, he might run away with his tail between his legs on the spot.

Thinking of this, the panda's attitude towards the saber-toothed tiger became more cordial.

"You'll know when you go and have a look, it's guaranteed to make you feel so refreshed."

Before the saber-toothed tiger could answer, the panda carried the big cat down the mountain like this. The saber-toothed tiger struggled a little at first, but soon gave up resisting——

Just because the panda poured a few sips of catnip into the sabre-toothed tiger's mouth, the saber-toothed tiger fell into a blissful dizziness.

On the panda's side, he also took a sip from the bamboo tube containing Chang Ruo Shui.

With just one bite, the panda felt his whole body lighten up.

"You still have to drink less..."

Glancing at the bamboo tube in his hand, the panda sighed, and hung the bamboo tube back around his waist. After thinking about it, he covered it under the wide hem of his clothes.

At this moment, he was still an hour and a half walk away from the shelter.

But the saber-toothed tiger suddenly opened its eyes.

"It's really exciting."

The saber-toothed tiger suddenly raised its head, its eyes fixed on the rock not far away.

Or the back of the rock.

This made the panda couldn't help but look in that direction.

"There's nothing..."

Panda scratched his head for a while, but he didn't feel anything wrong there at all.

But this movement loosened the grip on the saber-toothed tiger, allowing the giant beast to escape into the shadows.

Night fell.

It was already dark, and only a little moonlight shone on the ground, and under the light of the moonlight, the figure of the saber-toothed tiger lying on the ground seemed to have merged with the surrounding environment——

If he hadn't witnessed the process of the saber-toothed tiger lying on the ground with his own eyes, even the panda would have easily overlooked the saber-toothed tiger's position. Even though the giant beast was so huge, it was no less than the current him in terms of its size alone.

This is the talent of the top assassins, as long as they want to hide themselves, the technique of restraining breath is even comparable to being invisible out of thin air.