A Panda's Martial Arts

"For example, killing people would be punished. But if, after meeting a certain condition, you can have unlimited self-defense, would you cripple his hands and feet without hesitation?"

"How is it possible? I'm not a lunatic. If I knock him down, just... wait a minute..."

Just as Pu Yongyeol wanted to shake his head, he froze.

He suddenly remembered, a month ago, when he faced that panda.

Wasn't that what he was then?Taking advantage of the opportunity, the panda's ribs can be broken just by stepping on it, and it is possible to kill the panda with more force.

But is he really going to seriously injure or even kill a panda?

"You see, in the face of this matter, everyone will hesitate."

Yamaguchi Gengang sighed.

"We will be hunted down by the police and punished by the law...We will think of these consequences first, and those consequences are not something we can bear."

That's why they are soft-handed and hesitant.

Hesitation will defeat.

This is what Yamaguchi Xuangang didn't say, just because this fact is too cruel for a warrior.

It is already a peaceful age and a society ruled by law. Let alone seriously injuring the other party, even if it is a minor injury, it will involve a criminal case, and it will be a matter of going to jail——

But they think so, their opponents may not think so.While they were still hesitating whether they would pay for the medical expenses, their opponents had already stabbed them more than a dozen times.

Obviously, they have tempered their minions and turned them into tigers and leopards, but they couldn't stretch out their sharp claws when facing the attacks of those antelopes and bison.

But who can guarantee that the antelope and bison are absolutely harmless?Obviously their horns are sharp enough to pierce the chest of a tiger or leopard.

"So, I've been thinking about a problem for a month... Koreans, help me."

Asking Park Yongyeol to help fetch a tile, Yamaguchi Xuangang didn't practice his hand sword as usual, but just stared at the tile in a daze.

Until, it was getting dark.

"Korean……"

"what happened?"

"When you kick the plank, do you ever wonder how you did it?"

"It's enough to be strong enough, do you still need to think about this kind of thing?"

"Have you ever thought about the consequences of kicking a plank?"

"Is there any need to think about the consequences of kicking the wooden board?"

"What if it's illegal to break a board by kicking it? For example, if it's an antique, if the board breaks you will be shot..."

"Why should I use antiques as teaching materials? Can't I change a board? Can't I use tiles if I can't use wood? It's fine if it doesn't break the law?"

"Then I probably understand."

Taking a deep breath, Yamaguchi Xuangang gathered his palms together into knives.

"Korean……"

"what happened again?"

"Have you ever thought about something?"

"what's up?"

"The martial arts we practice may be missing a part."

Snapped--

After stabbing with his hands, only one layer of tiles was broken as a matter of course.

"And a very important part is missing."

-

"Head! Smash his head! Pick up his knife!"

In the president's class of unlimited fighting skills, Chen Haiwang, who was only wearing a vest, was standing aside and shouting. His voice was full of 60 years old, but it was more like those young people in their twenties.

"He cut you first! You are self-defense! Do you want to keep your hand! Do you want him to kill you!"

"Ahhh!"

In front of Chen Haiwang, the student who was hitting the target with a steel pipe on the wooden dummy turned over, picked up the machete that had just been knocked out of the wooden dummy, and then greeted the wooden dummy like crazy with the machete in one hand and the steel pipe in the other.

If it was a living person, I am afraid that it would have been chopped into meat by now.

"stop!"

Seeing that the students were exhausted and out of breath, Chen Haiwang raised his hand to signal the end, then walked to the side of the students and looked at the person who was originally the general manager of a certain financial company.

"Still scared?"

"not afraid!"

"Still hesitating?"

"Don't hesitate!"

"now it's right."

Chen Haiwang patted each other on the shoulder.

"The other party is coming to hack you to death, and you are still hesitating how much you will pay for beating him... Is this the time to hesitate? If you hesitate, you will be hacked to death! You must defend yourself properly!"

"Defense must be justified!"

The student nodded again and again, and the originally gentle face now also took on a bit of a tough aura.

"Anyway, he cut me first! I was in self-defense! I didn't break the law! Why should I be hacked to death!"

"Yes! This is what I want!"

Chen Haiwang nodded repeatedly, looking like a teachable child.

Then he raised his hand to signal the next student to enter.

"Joe Dong! It's your turn!"

"it is good……"

Qiao Dong, who had been waiting on the side for a long time, took off his loose tracksuit, revealing his armor-like muscles, and walked straight towards the wooden dummy target.

The wooden target held a machete in his hand, but Qiao Dong didn't even have the intention of dodging, just letting the sharp machete draw bloodstains on his shoulders.

"The length of the wound is 45cm, a minor injury."

Feeling the traces of the blade on his body, Qiao Dong smiled.

Then he raised his hand and smashed Wood's head with a punch.

Chapter 71 "Pandas Playing with Mobile Phones"

When night fell, the entire Shuzhong City fell silent.

Of course, according to the habits of young people today, darkness does not mean the end of the day.

Some people will go to the bar to get drunk, some people will choose to stay up late and study hard, some people are soaking in the gym to use their rare leisure time to exercise, and some people are busy running for work.

But these have nothing to do with the pandas in the zoo. The pandas are playing with their mobile phones.

A new mobile phone has been delivered long ago, and he ordered one in the mountains—after all, the stolen things are not so safe, not to mention that the mobile phone left by the golden monkey was picked up from the poacher's corpse. Leaving it in your hand with a hot hand will cause problems sooner or later.

This can be seen from the strange website sent by the golden monkey before, which is obviously the trace left by the previous poachers.

So for the sake of safety, he simply let the golden monkey go down the mountain, and threw the mobile phone obtained from the poacher into the police station.

It's better for human's affairs to be left to human beings. He's a panda now, so what bad intentions can a panda have?

After all, he no longer needed to fight.

There was no need to fight anymore, there was no need to fight to the death, even the monkeys and the white-haired wolf in the mountains had a source of income, so he didn't need to worry about it.

After coming to the zoo for more than a month, he finally gradually felt that the dispute was over, the times were peaceful, and he no longer needed to be as tense as before.

A little exercise during the day and a good sleep, surfing the Internet with a mobile phone at night, ordering a takeaway when hungry, and a cup of milk tea when thirsty, avoiding the camera has become a pastime, and all life has returned to leisure.

In other words, life should have been like this.

In the dead of night, the panda would occasionally think of the old days, when he was still a human, or when he was in the mountains, he would occasionally think about what he would look like if he traveled back to being a human with his own abilities—— But in the end, it was just a thought, even if he had the chance, he would never change back anyway.

As a panda, he is now a genuine first-class state-protected waste, or even a world-class protected waste. He can eat and wait to die as a matter of course, so why would he want to work overtime?

"Hey, the takeaway is here."

Seeing that the message was on on the mobile phone, the panda turned over and sat up. After putting the mobile phone with a thick mobile phone case in his mouth, he flew out of the panda house with a pole vault.

The location of the monitoring has long been known by heart, and even the patrol routes of the security guards have already been mastered by him.

After just turning a few corners, he found the coke and hamburger left by the courier near the fence of the courtyard wall.

It is inconvenient to bring the garbage left by the takeaway to the panda house, so he usually eats outside. The zoo at midnight is a quiet time, which is very suitable for a walk, and it is just a good time to come out to enjoy the wind.

It's just that sometimes, he also encounters some things that he doesn't want to encounter.

For example, the sika deer in front of you.

"I haven't settled the account with you yet, but you still dare to appear in front of me?"

The panda, who was holding a big bottle of Coke, frowned, opened his mouth wide, and took a bite of a hamburger.

"Go back, don't spoil my appetite, or I'll point at you and beat you up when I'm full."

"I saw……"

Facing the panda that was chewing the hamburger, Bambi shivered with fright from the gleaming teeth—but after hesitating for a moment, the sika deer still didn't choose to run away on the spot.

"I saw... no, I mean I'm sorry, I just wanted to run out at the time, I really didn't expect you to be so powerful... You even beat that human! It was that human who asked me to follow! He said he wanted to study intelligent animals..."

"OK OK."

"I really know I was wrong! I won't listen to that human again..."

"I said! All right!"

The panda glared fiercely at Bambi, the chattering sika deer almost made him choke on Coke.