The Bizarre Adventure of Tartaros Fleet

【I hate when people point a gun at my head! ] (Zhou ○ posted face)

[After being pointed at by this gun, all of us will become floating lotus seeds! ! ] (Sabaru face)

The language barrier is really annoying. (convinced)

A few people flew to the hatch on the side of the ship. The interior of the ship was not as spacious as it looked from the outside. Maybe the interior space was saved for other things—if it was a colonial ship, a ship of this size plus supplies , at most 5000 people are amazing, maybe most of the space is used as the crew cabin and material warehouse.

After passing through several airlocks, they finally officially entered the interior of the ship.There Mooreston was already waiting with his companions.

The man looked at the alien who was covered in armor, and couldn't help swallowing.The pair of red linear viewfinders gave people a strong sense of oppression, and then——

Xiaobao looked at the data returned by the detector, and found that the air data was within the allowable range, so he said in the communication:

"The air composition in the ship is within the appropriate range, we can take off the helmet."

The floating lotus seeds responded and took off their helmets one after another.

"!!"

"!!"

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It was similar to when Oregana first arrived on Katari, and saw the expressions of the cats, but Mooreston was more restrained, and did not jump up and down on the spot like Oregana did at that time.

But he also became stuttering, with an expression of disbelief on his face, and said:

"Jesus, little girl with animal ears? Is...is this a joke?"

He clumsily greeted Xiao Bao and the others, "You... How are you."

"Do they understand?"

"I don't know, but I have to try..." Facing the accusations of his subordinates, Mooreston didn't care. "Hello, I...we come from...uh...homeland..."

"Sounds so stupid."

"To shut up!"

These aliens seem to be a very happy type. Although they have very hardcore ships, wear hardcore uniforms, and use more hardcore methods to sail the star sea, this cannot conceal their joyful inner nature.

Xiao Bao was so sure.

But it is still very troublesome not to understand the words, thinking so, Xiao Bao touched his leg side.

"Xiao Bao, what should I do?" Fu Lianzi, who was the temporary adjutant, asked, "Do you want to use that?"

Xiaobao nodded, pulled out the language extractor abruptly, made a gesture like a Brazilian female operator, and approached them under the shocked eyes of these aliens——

"Well, be careful... don't scare him... approach carefully, then!"

Mooreston felt something was wrong when the little girl without animal ears at the head pulled out the gun. Before he could react, the child swooped over at a fast speed and pushed the gun to his forehead Come on, click and pull the trigger!

Are you... going to die? !

"Well!?"

None of the people who participated in this kind of ocean colonization plan was afraid of death, but the death I was looking forward to was not this kind of death!If he died of exhaustion during the pioneering work, then he would gladly accept it. How could such a thing be acceptable when he was beaten to death by an alien who came to seek revenge because of an accident before he set foot on the land of a different planet!

The revolving lantern of life was already flashing in front of his eyes, and he lamented in his heart his untimely death (although counting the time spent as frozen meat was not counted as an early age), but a long time passed...

No, not dead. (dumb)

"Don't be afraid...don't be afraid..." Xiaobao took the gun away from his forehead, took out the chip inside, and inserted (big guy) into the groove on the side of the arm "Okay, it's done."

"Did they never think of changing the language extractor to a different shape? Are you afraid that one day they will really bring it wrong?"

"At the United Earth, there are technicians who have changed the shape of this thing. It's like a hood that covers people's heads, and there are matching chairs. It's all thread and so on."

"It's even more terrifying, isn't it! Where did the brainwashing aliens come from!"

Seeing that the aliens had let go of their grip on the captain, several people around him immediately surrounded him:

"No... all right, Mooreston?"

"Ah, it's okay..." The captain rubbed his forehead, touched the sweat on his hands, and his heart beat like a drum. "That doesn't seem to be a weapon."

"Not a weapon? That's..."

Before Mooreston could speak, these aliens who probably came from the animal ear planet had already spoken:

"Hello."

"Speak... Speak!"

"Don't be surprised." When the language is fluent, the rest will be logical. Xiao Bao introduced his origin as simply and quickly as possible, "I am the Armed Forces of the Civilization Circle of the Consolidation Department, the Japari Chapter under Tartarus Chapter Master Xiaobao. Travelers who sail the universe, it's a pleasure to meet you."

The next moment, something unexpected happened to Xiaobao.

The men covered their faces with their hands at the same time, and shouted:

"Because of us, I have caused losses to you. I am really sorry! That is really not an act of hostility!"

"...?!"

To be honest, Xiao Bao was frightened, not only by the unexpected action (maybe this action has the same meaning as the bow that he usually knows), but also by what the other party said.

It seems that my own analysis is not wrong.

However, if you think about it from the other party's point of view, it's probably like an ancient person who traveled to modern times and accidentally knocked over a box of exactly the same crystal clear glasses, right?

Holding the fragments, I feel that I will lose money until the end of the world, but I don't know that this kind of small thing is completely mass-produced in the eyes of the other party. (cover face)

She scratched her cheek in a little embarrassment, this super-expansion completely interrupted the opening sentence she had planned, God knows how historians will record this humiliating first contact later.

Xiaobao sighed, and focused on this task:

"Well, we don't care about such trivial things. Besides, there are no casualties... Anyway, there is still time now, why don't we sit down and chat for a while? Let's get to know each other better?"

Well, it's a very low line in a diplomatic situation, it's too commonplace!It's not like what you should say when the two civilizations first contacted!

But... at least it's better than the League of Nations and Gameiras. The early conversations there were like this——

Camillas is here...

Serizawa Tiger Tetsu【In short, let’s talk after we fight...】

So he took the lead in attacking Gamilas, which led to the beginning of the war. The father of Daisuke Shima, the helmsman of the Yamato (it can be said that he was stronger than the super helmsman Neumann on the Archangel), Dago Dago died in the battle.I fully told everyone that if the alien fleet comes, don't rush to fight before you figure it out.

And what happened next...

Gamelas [Surrender? 】

Okita Thirteen (the boarding ship at the time was Kirishima) [You mentally retarded! 】

Then the snow wind sank. (fog)

Speaking of which, at that time, many people in the League of Nations were also Showa staff officers, and they were simply heroes in the field of diplomacy. (cover face)

However, in this era, the staff of the Showa Department have been given to the civil official Heikuro Todo, and the League of Nations has also entered a period of development.After losing the conditions and ability to carry out an armed coup, the Showa faction is still a dish. Recently, among the MUV refugees, the strongest, most evil and most capable Showa force in history has died. (random analysis)

Thinking about these negative examples, Xiao Bao, who was a temporary cameo as a diplomat, felt more confident, with a business smile on her face.

Obviously, these aliens seem to relax a lot - the opposite side is not from Pengci, and not only is it not from Pengci, they don't even want compensation.

"Ah, you're right. So... where do we start?"

Xiaobao thought for a while, and pressed a few times on the operation panel on his wrist, and a holographic projection of a three-dimensional star map unfolded, causing these aliens to exclaim.She pointed to the planet where Captain Okita was docking, and asked:

"Is your goal this planet?"

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Chapter 587 Chapter 531: It is a good habit to speak up

Settlers Three, the cafeteria.

It's not funny, because Settler [-] takes into account that people are asleep for a lot longer than they are awake, or, in theory, everyone should sleep from the beginning to the end-you sleep all day long , do you need a beautiful and comfortable lounge?

unnecessary!This cold little quilt is your home along the way!Lie in and hold back!

Therefore, there are no common lounges, living areas, entertainment or other things on this ship, where everyone can relax.Instead, there is an extremely compact space, as well as a large number of dormant cabins, energy supply facilities, and life support equipment.The only place you can really call yourself a place to sit and relax is the mess hall for 'crew members' (not colonists).

For example, after being called up by the AI ​​to fix the toilet, you can sit here for a while, look at the wallpaper with the natural scenery of your hometown on the wall, supplement your body and mind properly, and then go back to sleep ——By the way, take care of yourself before going to bed, and don't leave too much undigested food in the digestive tract, which is not good for your body.

Although it looks really shabby, there is no way to do it.After all, interstellar navigation, right? Now that technology is limited, it is impossible for you to make the ship bigger and heavier for entertainment. Although the hometown has advanced technology and a thriving population, considering the cost, you can still save as much as you can. it is good.

Sitting here, Mooreston has mixed feelings in his heart—this is the place where humans and aliens had the first diplomacy, it is really too shabby, why didn't he think about it before setting off, even if it is a potted flower? ...Forget it, the potted flowers are probably left with mud now.

"Let me introduce myself. I am Mooreston, the captain of the Settler III voyage colony ship." He put aside these messy thoughts, trying to be as calm as possible in this first diplomacy that will be recorded in history." We come from Graffiz."

"Hello, Captain." From the corner of the eye, Xiaobao saw the picture on the wall, which seemed to depict their home planet.The picture is very detailed. It depicts a steep cliff by the sea. The waves rolled and slapped on the rocks piercing the sky under the cliff, stirring up white waves. Countless white creatures that looked like birds and fish hovered in the air. The buildings crumbled in the sea, the stone idols already covered with stains and moss.

Maybe it's a tourist attraction or something on their side, or an important... symbol?

It seems that after they boarded the universe, they lost the belief of the old age.This is a common phenomenon in many civilizations. The gods imagined by people in the old age and the rules set by the gods cannot withstand the blows of the times and the scouring of new things—in the civilization circle of the Ministry of Consolidation, cats are in the Before boarding the universe, he transferred his belief to an exact 'sacred place' (that is, Uranus) with his excellent brain.And all other civilizations abandoned their original gods after entering the universe.

'The outside world is endless, maybe there is a creator in the dark, but even if there is, will he leave the sky full of stars and take care of our insignificant world, human beings like dust? '

'Everything in the universe has no purpose, and the universe itself has no grand plan. Hundreds of thousands of stars rise and fall every year in the Milky Way.Civilizations are born and destroyed every moment. Has this race ever done good?Do evil?It has nothing to do with the doom they face-the universe has no law and no punishment. '

'God detonated a supernova 100 million years ago and used it to light up the morning in Bethlehem...If God exists, please don't do it again...'

"That's the Temple of the Land of Advent," said Mooreston, aware of Xiaobao's sight. "We used to believe in the God of Advent. According to legend, he descended from the sky. He told us that there is a glorious kingdom among the stars, but there is also a terrible one." Demons, we want to live in our homeland forever, we must not fly into the sky, otherwise we will be seen clearly by the demons - we must dig deep holes, live underground, close our eyes and cover our ears, otherwise the demons will follow the sound come."

He touched the back of his head and smiled, as if laughing at the ignorance of the past:

"But those are superstitions of the past. Because of these things, our ancestors lived underground for so long. It's funny to think about it."

"..."

At the level of ancient people, this brain hole seems to be too big. Could it be an aborigine who has been educated by some civilization?But since these natives are still driving spaceships that cannot exceed the speed of light to find livable planets in the universe, this means that they don't need to care about the advanced civilization that has educated them.

The natives who can let themselves be educated travel through the universe in this way, it can only show that they are gone.

"Let's go back to our previous topic," Xiaobao calmed down, and apologized for being distracted just now, "I have something to tell you about the planet you are going to."

Mooreston sighed: