"???"
"Do you want to try my Tathagata Palm? Or my Baguazhang? Or the Twelve-Road Tan Leg?"
"Heilong, don't be so irritable. In fact, I missed an uncle yesterday. My second uncle is the Pope of the Temple, and my first uncle is the Erlang God of the God Realm. One ax is an old cousin of a god. He is so strong that he has no friends. If you don't give me a second uncle Face, my uncle Erlangshen's face, you have to give it, right?"
Chapter 23 Black Dragon, I will sing for you
"My second uncle is the Pope of the Temple, and my uncle is Erlang God of the God Realm. He is an old cousin of a god, the black dragon. You don't have to give my second uncle face, but you can't help my uncle. After all... He is a god, or the god of justice in the God Realm."
Osk looked at the black dragon with its teeth and claws in front of him, and a confident smile appeared on his handsome face. He had never heard of the god Erlang, but Earl Qingshan had, and he could even accurately tell the position of the god Erlang in the God Realm.
Judicial God, sounds like the kind of God who holds great power.
He was even more shocked by a godly old cousin with one axe.
It doesn't matter if he hasn't heard of it, as long as the black dragon in front of him has heard of it, it doesn't matter if he hasn't heard of it, the four words of judicial god are enough to deter.
Osk couldn't believe that the black dragon in front of him was so arrogant that he dared to ignore the god.
If the "Erlang God" mentioned by Earl Qingshan can make him sign a contract with the black dragon and make him the cardinal of the black dragon.
He forgives the Count Dog.
Because the dog earl didn't return his two thousand gold dragons, he was severely humiliated by the big sister last night.
Normally, he would throw the golden dragon in front of his elder sister, and the elder sister would take the initiative to sit on his hand with her sexy and lovely peach buttocks.
However, last night, after the eldest sister knew that he only had ten golden dragons, she directly took out a hundred golden dragons in front of him, put them in front of him, and then kneaded and patted his strong buttocks with her hands...
After that, the eldest sister took out another three hundred golden dragons and asked him to listen to her tonight...
Then... he was meowed all night by the big sister's superb tricks...
Shame....
Although he had [-] more golden dragons in his pocket after dawn...
.........
Caesar couldn't believe what he heard, he scratched his bright head with his dragon claws, and grinned grinningly: "Who did you say your uncle was just now?"
"Erlangshen, the god of justice in the divine world, the black dragon, signed a contract with me, and you must have a place among the sacred dragons."
"........"
Can't laugh anymore.
Caesar couldn't stop laughing.
He never expected that this human red-clothed archbishop would have such a showy operation.
Not only coquettish, but also shameless.
It's too brave to frighten him with the name of God that I heard from him.
"Is there a golden dragon on him?"
"Yes...cough...no...no...didn't I throw this for you yesterday?"
Seeing the black dragon grinning ferociously, Osk suddenly had a bad premonition, wouldn't this black dragon even look down on the god of justice?
Fortunately, he was prepared for failure before he came, and buried the four hundred gold dragons he earned last night at the foot of the green hill in advance, otherwise, he might be taken away by the black dragon again.
"Trespassing on my territory and threatening me with the god of justice, human being, you are very brave, but considering the joy you brought me this morning, I will not hammer you, and give you a ride for free."
Osk hadn't realized it yet, but in the next moment, his whole body appeared in Caesar's claws: "Black Dragon, what do you want to do? Business is not based on benevolence and righteousness, so you won't crush me to death, right?"
"Squeeze you to death? Think too much, my dragon claws are never stained with blood, if I say I will give you a ride, I will give you a ride, let you go..."
Caesar threw Osk in the dragon's claws. With Osk's strength, it should be no problem to fly rapidly in the air for a while, and then land safely.
Can't die anyway.
It is great to have an uncle who is the pope...
Nishizawa looked at Osk who had disappeared into the sky as a meteor, and sighed a little.
"What are you looking at?"
A refreshing voice sounded from the bottom of Caesar's feet, and Caesar knew who it was without bowing his head.
Sirin!
The strongest tiger woman in the empire.
"Tiger woman, why are you here again?"
"Come to tell you, I like you."
"......"
Caesar squatted on the ground, looking down at the persistent tiger woman under his feet, feeling a little headache.
Straightforward, bold and straightforward.
She never hides her love for her. If he hadn't met Cuihua, there was a one in ten thousand chance that he might be moved by this tiger woman's persistence.
"I do not like you."
"Reject me again? I thought today was my lucky day. You won't reject me. It doesn't matter if you reject me. You still have 362 chances to reject me."
Sirin wasn't angry, it was normal to be rejected by the black dragon, and it would be abnormal if he really agreed.
"It's your misfortune to fall in love with me."
"That's not necessarily true. If I don't like you, I won't be able to get any money today, you know? I picked up four hundred golden dragons at the foot of the mountain."
Sirin casually grabbed a handful of golden dragons from her pocket and shook them at Caesar.
Seeing the golden light in Sirin's hand, Caesar's gilded vertical pupils showed envy. What kind of luck is this?
Pick up four hundred golden dragons when you go out...
Why didn't that poor man, Cardinal Osk, have such luck?
"Want it or not?"
"think."
"If you listen to me sing a song, I will give you fifty gold dragons, how about it?"
"can."
How could Caesar refuse such a good thing.
Sirin smiled. She put the golden dragon in her pocket, coughed lightly, and began to sing a cappella.
dead? want to love?
Not dripping? Exquisite? Not happy?
.......
The moment Sirin opened her mouth, Caesar's ferocious dragon face instantly became distorted. Is this singing?
This is not singing!
This is reading the text aloud!
After listening to a few words, Caesar couldn't take it anymore, he directly covered Sirin's mouth with his dragon claw pinky finger.
"Stop singing, please, I don't want this golden dragon anymore?"
Sirin patted off the little finger of the black dragon Nishizawa's dragon claw, and looked at Nishizawa with a blushing face: "This is the first time I have sung, and it is also the first time I have used a song to express my love to the evil dragon... If you dare Make fun of me....I will hit you! I will really hit you!"
"It's not a joke, it's just that the singing is a bit ugly."
When Sirin heard this, she blushed and kicked Caesar's toes fiercely. What's the difference between this and making fun of her?
"It's not bad at all! Earl Qingshan's singing is ugly! If you've heard Earl Qingshan sing, you'll know how good my singing is! Hmph!"
"After listening to my singing, I will give you fifty gold dragons. You only heard half of my singing, so I only give you 25 gold dragons!"
Sirin grabbed a handful of golden dragons from her pocket, ordered 25 golden dragons and threw them into Caesar's cave.
"If you are willing to listen to me sing half a song, I will give you the remaining 25 gold dragons."
Caesar was silent for a while, and he said: "Is it okay if I listen to you?"
"???"
Sirin drew out her big sword.
........
At the foot of the green hill, the ashen-faced Osk was lying beside a big tree, and he kept picking at the dead leaves around him: "Where's my money? I remember hiding it here... why is it missing? Could it be Was it removed by the gold-eating ants?"
"No, those are the ones I earned all night!!!"
Chapter 24 I want to see you, our meeting is meaningful
The disgraced Osk pulled all the dead leaves within a three-meter radius of the big tree, but he couldn't find the four hundred golden dragons he hid here before he went up the mountain. He even turned over the nest of a gold-eating ant nearby, but he couldn't find it either. ....
Done....
His four hundred golden dragons...may have been picked up...
That's the hard-earned money he earned all night by meowing in various poses... and it's gone...
How to do?
Should I go to Earl Qingshan to borrow ten golden dragons tonight?
Then let the big sister play with him all night?
What a joke!
He is the cardinal of the temple, he doesn't want face?Don't be self-respecting?
Shall I go to my uncle?
Forget it, after my uncle was found hiding money from his private house, he has been laying the floor for a short time, and he probably almost forgot what it was like to sleep in bed.
Still don't bother him.
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