Harry's guess was correct, if Hermione was here, her sense of nonsense was very high.
"Mr. Potter, it is very, very irresponsible for you to run away from home under the current circumstances." Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge said seriously: "A murderer has escaped from prison."
Harry immediately thought of something, on the Knight Bus, the conductor read the front page of the Daily Prophet.
"Is it Sirius Black who escaped from Azkaban? What does he have to do with me?"
Harry is very smart, of course he will infer other things from one instance.
Cornelius Fudge didn't want to tell Harry too many details for the time being. As a big man, whitewashing the peace is also a very important job.
Turn big things into small ones, and small things into small ones, this is the skill!
"Of course it doesn't matter, you're safe, yes, yes, I mean you're safe!"
"You will be heading back to Hogwarts in a few days. Look at these. These are your new textbooks. I will bring them to you on my own initiative."
Great!
Harry felt that after talking for so long, bringing all the textbooks for the new semester ahead of time was a very valuable thing.
"Thank you." Harry here is a more polite child.
Chapter 196 Miss Hermione's Reasoning
Ms. Hermione may be really boring. She was squatting in a corner to hide, and suddenly thought of a joke from "Warm Her All Day":
The delicate girl asked her boyfriend: "If we get married in the future, will you domestically abuse me?"
The boy was full of sense of responsibility and pampered, only she said in Xingchen's eyes: "As long as you like, I can learn."
right!Yes, you can learn...
It's just too 'warm'——
It's not just "warm" for a whole day, it's simply "warm" for a year, "warm" for a lifetime!
...
Harry saw that the matter was finally finished, and when he was about to leave, the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, stopped Harry again and said, "By the way, Harry, it's best not to run around while you're here." .”
It's very polite to call Mr. Potter, but it will obviously make the relationship a lot more rusty.
According to some conversations, Cornelius Fudge, who was a little familiar, started calling Harry directly.
"Ok!"
Harry nodded, he's not stupid, he always felt that the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, seemed to have only half-spoken, and there should be something important that he didn't finish.
However, the old man was unwilling to say it directly, and Harry couldn't help but pinch him by the neck to force him to ask.
...
In this way, Harry left safely, and the invisible Miss Hermione left with the door.
Outside
Ron is not a baby who can live idle, he is worried about Harry, but he can't make up his mind, so he can only go to Hermione.
How did he know that Hermione wasn't even in the room.
So Ron searched everywhere, and finally met Harry Potter who came out.
"Harry, you came out, did they do anything to you?"
Harry smiled slightly and said, "It's okay, they brought me the textbooks for the new semester."
Ron was curious, is the Ministry of Magic still in charge of developing express delivery business?
"By the way, Harry, have you seen Hermione? Since you were taken away, Hermione just disappeared."
"How could she disappear?" Harry also began to get nervous. It has to be said that Miss Hermione's position in Harry's heart is still unmatched.
"Exactly! What are you talking about?"
The beautiful Miss Hermione suddenly appeared, her voice was clear and sweet, and as soon as she appeared, even the air was filled with a sweet smell. "You just disappeared, Ron!"
Ron was taken aback. "My God, Hermione, where the hell did you jump out of? I didn't even see you just now."
Hermione said, "I've been at the Leaky Cauldron! You should get your eyes, Ron."
Hermione stopped explaining to Ron.
With a private cloak of invisibility, she can appear whenever she wants.
Hermione started questioning Harry. "The Ministry of Magic not only brought you new textbooks, but also your aunt."
Harry didn't know that there was Miss Hermione squatting in the corner of the room at that time.
But Harry didn't lie, he nodded and said: "Well, I said it a little bit, but Mr. Cornelius Fudge is not a big deal!"
"It's such a big deal, Harry, it's not a big deal to turn my aunt into a hot air balloon!" Ron sighed.
Harry was still willing to say a few more words to Hermione.
"By the way, they mentioned Sirius Black. I don't know what relationship he has with me. I feel that they are hiding something from me, and at the same time they are very worried about my safety!"
Harry felt right.
Hermione was hesitant to tell Harry the truth. After all, his relationship with Sirius Black was not a big secret, and Harry would know it sooner or later.
However, the funny system is always one step ahead of Hermione:
[Option 1, tell Harry: "Stupid boy, Sirius Black is your biological father, back then he and your mother... Forget it, I can't make it up anymore, Ron, you guess." Complete the task and reward stimulating toilet water 1 bottle]
[Option 2, Harry, Sirius Black is actually Voldemort, he has a huge conspiracy, and he conceals it from everyone.Completing the task rewards 1 piece of happy soap]
[Option 3, "Ron, what are you looking at? That's right, it's you. In fact, Sirius Black is your biological father..." Completing the task rewards 1 decorative flower]
what is this?
Even if it is nonsense, there must be a limit, okay!
Option 1 and 3 are just fucking messed up!
Although gossip is very interesting, it is better to be close to reality. This kind of spoof will only make people annoying.
"Ahem, it's time for reasoning again!"
Although Miss Hermione thinks that option 2 is ridiculous, but this is the way it is now, what can be done?
You can't invent a new dad for Ron and Harry out of thin air, can you?
"reasoning?"
As soon as Ron heard it, he became interested, because Miss Hermione was very knowledgeable, and her reasoning, although most of the time, had nothing to do with the truth, was interesting!
Attractive!
Because Miss Hermione's reasoning can always start from the perspective that normal people cannot think about, and the reasoning results are often unexpected, thought-provoking, and very interesting.
"Hermione, you don't think the relationship between Sirius Black and Harry is related to Professor Snape!" Ron deduced.
You stinky boy!
Who told you to secretly make up lessons?
He even learned to rush to answer!
Harry also laughed. At Hogwarts, no matter what bad things happen, Miss Hermione can find unreasonable reasons to pour dirty water on Professor Snape. Over time, as long as Miss Hermione talks about conspiracy theories, then Professor Nepe must be blamed if he can't run away.
But this time, the system options clearly let Professor Snape go for a while.
Hermione shook her head and said seriously: "Professor Snape is not here, how could he have anything to do with him?"
"Actually, as long as you broaden your mind a little, you can easily think of it!"
Ron then asked, "Think of what?"
Since neither Ron nor Harry had heard of Sirius Black before, with their brains and knowledge, they really couldn't think of any connection between him and Harry.
Only the system and Hermione can imagine the distortion of human nature and moral depravity of "biological father".
"Actually, the answer is already coming!"
Hermione said with an expression that I knew the truth, "Do you still remember what the conductor who read the newspaper said when we were on the Knight Bus?"
Both Harry and Ron began to think.
As long as a person starts to think, the atmosphere immediately becomes solemn.
Hermione continued: "Everyone thinks that Sirius Black is a loyal servant of Lord Voldemort, but all this is just an illusion!"
"You can imagine that the Azkaban prison was established in the 15th century, so many years ago, but Sirius Black was the only prisoner who could escape from it."
"This shows what?"
Hermione no longer needs reason in order to complete the task.
"This shows that Sirius Black actually has a real identity, and he is actually Voldemort!"
In order to convince Ron and Harry of her reasoning, Hermione continued to look for false reasons and said: "In this world, only Voldemort can escape from Azkaban safely!"
"..."
"..."
Ron and Harry were stunned at the same time!
After spending two years with the beautiful Miss Hermione day and night, they have already understood that sometimes Miss Hermione's reasoning is to adjust the atmosphere, and the truth is completely two parallel spaces.
but!
They never dreamed that Sirius Black would be logically deduced by Hermione to be that mysterious person that ordinary wizards dare not mention——Voldemort!
'This reasoning is too good! '
Chapter 197 Ron's Parents
[Congratulations for completing the Option 2 task, reward 1 piece of happy soap]
This happy soap is not a simple literal meaning, but a soap with a magical effect.
If you are depressed, decadent, or unhappy, you only need to use this soap, and you will instantly open the door to a new world, embracing the happy experience brought by happiness.
Hermione hadn't tried it because she didn't need it at the moment.
At that time, it can be given to those who do not feel happy.
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