Siheyuan: Start with Security

"What the hell are you doing? Are you carrying a bucket of Xiang Xiang to go back to eat? I have grown up, and I have never seen a person like you. Others empty the toilet after going to the toilet. You carry a big bucket and take it home. .”

Yang Chen took the initiative, looked at the stick with disgust, and directly frowned and cursed.

He naturally knew what was going on with Bang Geng. Originally, if Bang Geng brought the bucket to his door and dumped it, Yang Chen could naturally catch him and get it.

But Yang Chen would rather not arrest him than he would not be able to eat for ten days or eight days, so he can just forget about it. He can't let Qin Jingru suffer this kind of hardship just after he got married.

Anyway, there are plenty of ways to deal with him on the side of the stick. Find an opportunity these days to see if there is a way to make him armless and let him carry the bucket with his mouth next time!

"I'm an idiot, Yang Chen, you bastard."

Chapter 270

Seeing the filthy things on his body, the stick was so disgusting, he was instantly enraged, he looked at Yang Chen, and cursed.

"Grandson, why are you scolding your grandpa? You did it yourself, and you blame it on grandpa?"

Yang Chen naturally couldn't be scolded in vain, and replied gloatingly.

"I'm an idiot." The stick was ridiculed by Yang Chen, coupled with the smell on his body, he couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the bucket on the ground, and threw it at Yang Chen.

However, Yang Chen had already been mentally prepared. As soon as the bucket was overturned, he had already been pushed back several meters. At this time, seeing his movements, he dodged lightly, and directly avoided it.

Immediately afterwards, Yang Chen picked up the bucket on the ground, sneered, and threw it at Stick's head.

The stick was not as fast as Yang Chen, before he could react, he hit it directly on the head, and then the remaining filth also flowed down his head.

That picture is simply unbearable to look at.

Yang Chen also sneered when he saw this scene.

This son of a bitch, thought he was being honest, but he didn't expect to lose a hand and still be so bad, so don't blame him.

Feeling the wetness on his face, Stick Geng wiped it off with his hands in a hurry, then looked at Yang Chen angrily, and cursed:

"Yang Chen, you bastard, I'm going to kill you."

As he said that, he directly rushed towards Yang Chen.

He didn't believe in this evil anymore, if he couldn't hit it with a bucket, he rushed up, hugged Yang Chen, and rubbed the dirt on him directly.

"Fuck your sister." Yang Chen took advantage of the situation with a flying kick, and directly sent the stick flying three meters away.

Then he glanced at the stick in disgust, and continued to mock:

"Little idiot, you like to eat Xiang, but I don't like it, don't rub against me."

"Ah." Bang Gon only felt humiliated, so he yelled angrily, then picked up the bucket next to him, and threw it towards Yang Chen: "Bastard, I'll kill you."

Yang Chen almost didn't react, but in the end, when he was about to hit him, he dodged in time, but he was also a little angry.

I was still in the mood of having fun, but I almost encountered these dirt, so naturally I am no longer so polite.

He sneered, then picked up the bucket, suppressed his vomiting, moved a little closer to the stick, and put the bucket directly on the stick's head.

Immediately afterwards, he kicked the stick in the belly, and with a "thump", the stick flew a few meters away.

Yang Chen's kick was not ruthless, his stomach hurts from being kicked this way.

But the pain in his body at this time can't keep up with the pain in his heart.

In the bucket, although there weren't many dirty things because of throwing it a few times just now, there were still some. This time, because of Yang Chen's hedging, he got it all over his head and face.

In addition, he even felt it on his mouth. This time, he couldn't bear it anymore, threw the bucket on the ground with his hand, and immediately vomited.

Yang Chen looked at it amusedly, only feeling extremely refreshed.

If it was someone else, he might still sympathize, but this is a stick, naturally the more miserable he is, the happier Yang Chen is.

After watching for a while, Yang Chen suddenly had an idea and shouted:

"Wake up, everyone, someone stole Xiang from the toilet and went back to eat, come and have a look."

Originally, many people in the courtyard had already entered the dream.

But following Yang Chen's shout, they were all awakened.

Immediately afterwards, the lights came on one by one.

Apparently, these people are still very interested in this man who sneaks up and eats.

When he heard this, Stick was dumbfounded, fuck you, I stole your uncle's Xiang, and I still eat Xiang, why don't you die?

However, at this time, he didn't dare to be seen by others. He still wanted to show his face. Naturally, he didn't want others to see the dirty things on his body.

So, just as Yang Chen yelled for the first time, he ran in a panic.

At first, he ran towards home.

But before he ran two steps, he saw a group of people coming over there, walking towards this side with great interest.

For a moment, he panicked, and he didn't dare to run in the direction of home any more, and turned around again.

"Why are you running away? It's not about stealing. If you steal something, no one will say anything about you."

Yang Chen saw the flustered appearance of the stick, and said gloatingly.

He was really happy, he had never seen BangGiao so scared before.

I have never seen a stick like this before. It seems that this time I hit his dead point, and I can develop more in this area in the future.

The stick ignored him, and looked around, ready to find a hiding place.

"Here, people are here, come and see who Chi Xiang is."

Yang Chen naturally couldn't give him a chance to escape, so he shouted again.

Hearing this, the people who had already run out to watch the fun also followed the direction and walked towards Yang Chen, discussing enthusiastically while walking:

"I don't know if it's true or not. There are still people eating Xiang. Are you kidding me?"

"It may be true. People who are extremely hungry can eat anything. When I was panicking a few years ago, I had nothing to eat, and I even ate a belt."

"It's okay to eat belts, but there are still people who eat Xiang. There shouldn't be such a difficult person in our courtyard. No matter how much you drop, you can still eat corn bread."

"Who knows, it's probably not hungry. I feel like it's a special hobby. Many people are perverted."

"Ugh, I smell a bad smell, it's so ugly, Yue."

As everyone discussed, they got closer and closer, and vaguely, both Yang Chen and Bang Geng heard voices.

Stick stem was also very flustered for a while, looking left and right.

The direction to go home was blocked by a group of people, and the lights in the direction to leave the hospital were also turned on. For a while, Bang Giao didn't know where to go.

"It's okay, stick, it's normal to eat something. Our country is so big, there are always a few people with special hobbies, just don't worry, everyone will understand you."

Yang Chen looked at the helpless expression of the stick, and comforted him in a strange way.

Although the expression on the stick is very pitiful, but he doesn't feel sorry for the stick.

After all, if he hadn't discovered it, then his door would have suffered, and he would be the one to be laughed at, and no one would pity him.

Therefore, it is his own doing and humiliation for being surrounded by people like this.

"Hold your mouth, you wait for me, bastard."

Stick was already flustered enough, seeing that Yang Chen was still laughing at him, he scolded him directly.

But although he can't wait to tear Yang Chen's corpse into ten thousand pieces, now is not the time to worry about it, he just wants to hurry up and find a place to hide it, and we'll talk about it later.

At this time, a group of figures in the distance were getting closer and closer, and began to emerge.

Because it was late now, and in this age, there were no street lights or lamps, so they didn't recognize the two of them.

Chapter 270: Chasing the stick, the stick fell into the Xiangkeng

"Grass, this is too smelly, uglier than the toilet, how much Xiang has eaten."

"Look at that bucket over there, is it spilled? How much is it filled? It's too smelly. Does it have such a strong taste?"

"It's disgusting, everyone has it. This is, if you say you can't afford food, I can understand it, but now there is no money, and there is still a corn bun per day."

"Damn it, I'm going to clean up tomorrow. I don't clean up the smell. Whoever you like to clean will do the cleaning."

"I'll clean it the day after tomorrow. If you don't clean it, I won't clean it. The smell won't go away for a few days. Anyway, the smell hasn't been eliminated, so I won't clean it either."

"Which of the two people standing there is eating food? My suggestion is that whoever eats cleans up. It doesn't matter if you have special hobbies, but they can't get involved in our lives."

"I can understand everything else. This kind of special habit is simply anti-human. Anyway, I can't stand it. If you want me to say it, just kick it out of the courtyard!"

"Yes, I have to get out of the courtyard. The thought of being in the same courtyard with this kind of person makes me sick, what the hell."

The closer it is, the stronger the flavor.

When everyone saw the two faintly visible in the distance, they couldn't help discussing.

Everyone was just curious and prepared to come over to watch the fun, but when they smelled this strong smell like the toilet, and the bucket on the ground, they were naturally dissatisfied.

Especially tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, people who are going to clean up in the next few days will be even more angry.

You know, there are a total of hundreds of people in the courtyard, arranged according to the front yard, middle yard and back yard, and two people clean the whole yard every day.

Originally cleaning every day, the task is not heavy, and it can be done in half an hour. Once the bucket is scattered, it may not be completely cleaned in a day, so they are naturally very angry.

Stick also vaguely heard some words, and became more flustered for a moment, and in the end, he didn't care, put his clothes on his head casually, and ran in one direction.

"Catch him, you bastard, you bastard, he made a mess on the ground, don't just stand there and admit your mistake, you still have the guts to run."

"Chasing, I want to see who this is. Anyway, I won't associate with him in the future."

"..."

Seeing the stick running away, the crowd also shouted and started chasing him.

They were a little angry at first, but the run of the sticks completely angered them.

This courtyard is everyone's courtyard, and this person who eats Xiang has polluted the air and ground of the courtyard, yet he dares to escape!

When they passed by Yang Chen, everyone saw that it was Yang Chen, and they were a little surprised for a moment, but they were afraid of eating Xiangren and running away, so they just nodded, greeted him, and chased after him.