Diary of My Crash Transformation

"No, isn't the short-haired girl chatting with Mei over there your brother?"

──My brother has turned into a girl cuter than me, what should I do?wait online, urgent

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PS: Before posting this chapter, the insanely sensitive words that Mengxin was most afraid of came again... This time there is still a bunch of f*cking words, and I won't let me modify them no matter what!

For the sensitive words in this chapter, Chen Wei’s Wei=Wei, I apologize to everyone for hindering everyone’s reading experience.

Huberian and the wise cleaner start again at the end

In my memory, the first time I saw him was eight years ago, when I was only ten years old...

He was picked up by the aunt in the orphanage with scars all over his body, but compared to the scratches all over his body, what attracted her age more was the child's lifeless eyes.

"From today onwards, you are all a family. By the way, do you have a name? Look at my memory, I forgot to ask your name."

"Lin Yu."

I still can't forget the happy expression on my aunt's face when she heard the child's name.

"Is the surname Lin?! That's the same as this child. From now on, Lin Yue, the girl in front of you, please take care of Lin Yu."

Lin Yu...?

"But Xiaoyue is two years younger than you, so Lin Yu, you are an older brother! You can't bully Xiaoyue."

"You, hello..."

"Hello."

That was the first time I met this unreliable brother who was barely a man.

Yes, she was obviously still a man at that time...

Why do you become a girl prettier than me now? !What has changed in this world!Although my ordinary brother looks a bit delicate, there is nothing wrong with that!But it's not enough to be more beautiful than ordinary girls if you can wear women's clothes!

God, why? !

Both Shengyu and He Shengliang? !

There are girls, so why create pseudo-mothers, Zhengtai, unknown creatures that are cuter than girls! !

Lin Yue realized that she could no longer hold back her thoughts, and her restless feet stomped on the deck. In front of her was Lin Yujiang, who was kneeling on her knees.

That's right, it's Lin Yujiang, not Lin Yujun.

This is definitely not a despicable act of a third-rate author who made a typo and then misunderstood the number of words. This is the worst and most desperate event in history caused by the dark side of reality and the sinister nature of human nature!

That is, Lin Yujun has become Lin Yujiang!

It's not Jun anymore, it's Jiang!

Have you changed from brother to sister? !Or become a gender-unidentified creature that often appears in animation? !

I can't stop thinking, Miss Lin Yue's inner drama has successfully made the shameless cute new author lose a quarter of the word count in this chapter.

"So brother, why are you wearing women's clothes?! And you are so happy chatting with cute girls!"

"That... there is a deep, deep reason for this matter. One, the kind that can't be finished in a short while."

Lin Yu didn't raise his gaze, his eyes fixed on the black knee socks he was forced to put on, because it was easier to face the reality of wearing women's clothing than facing the murderous light from his sister!

"Could it be possible, brother, that you have really become a sister! Not only psychologically, but also physically?!"

"It's okay! I have been a man all my life!! I will never be separated from my brother!"

"Then you're telling me where did that cheap fat on your chest come from?!"

Lin Yue pointed at Lin Yu's chest with resentment on her face. The excess fat mass was a provocation to Lin Yue!

"...it's BRA."

"Huh? Brother, what are you talking about? I didn't hear clearly."

"I said, it's BRA!!!"

After Lin Yu finished yelling, he discovered that shame is not the same thing at all, just like human beings are born naked. Shame is an external thing like clothes!

"What's wrong with wearing women's clothes! I wear women's clothes and I don't disturb anyone! Even if I put a bra on it, so what! I just like to wear women's clothes that girls wear, and I still have to wear bras!!!! "

Lin Yu, who let himself go, finally realized the truth──

──That is, human beings have been free from the very beginning!

"Well, brother Lin Yu...Did I disturb you, Xier? Yes, I'm sorry, Xier, I will leave immediately! Also, if it is your wish, brother Lin Yu... Xier's clothes... woo Wow…!"

"Wait, Xi'er! Everything is just a misunderstanding!! Xi'er, don't run away, give me a chance to explain!!!"

"The person who makes Xier cry is a pervert. Bronya will still impose sanctions."

"Bronya, are you a real guy! Wait, I'm innocent! Don't fire!!"

"Ah, Mei, look at the shooting star over there! Hurry up and make a wish!"

"Qiana isn't a shooting star, it's Lin Yujun!"

What happened in the above conversation, I leave it to the readers to think carefully... By the way, Mengxin, I made a wish on the shooting star, how about you?

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After a noisy day, night came quietly.

The maintenance personnel on the Hyperion are evacuating one by one. They have completed their work to maintain the Hyperion to an optimal condition, but just from the damage of the body, it can be seen how bad the battle they encountered was. dangerous...

Even Hyperion, which is far beyond the world's technology, has this level of damage, so is this world really qualified to fight against Honkai?

"So, are you planning to set off again soon?"

Chen Wei put his hands on the railing of Huberian, and what surprised him was that these Valkyries were about to set off again immediately after they had just experienced a dangerous mission.

"Yes, this is a decision I made after discussing with everyone. Levi, as the representative of Mi Huyou, also agreed, so it is expected to leave tonight."

Teresa looked at the Huberian after the repairs, and it was precisely because of the battle that she realized where her and others' shortcomings were. In order to make up for these shortcomings, growth is necessary.

"Although I'm sorry that I didn't inform you in advance, but this is also a decision made to protect the world, please understand."

"That's not right, Teresa. No matter how you say it, it's our grown-ups' fault to let you girls go to the battlefield, so please don't worry about it, let's do it with peace of mind."

The robots carrying goods on the port boarded the ship one after another, and the technicians who were still overhauling just now were discussing with each other. Just a Huberian had already spent more than half of the manpower of Mi Huyou. It really collapsed to the end. What is it like?Is it really something they can handle?

"By the way, have you told Ayu about the departure? I remember that he seems to plan to sleep at the headquarters first and return to China tomorrow, right?"

"Hey, this is considered a punishment. Who told him to design Teresa me when he was in World 001! This little prank is considered a reward!"

"Haha, being seen by you is really the biggest mistake Ayu made in his life."

"Hmph, Teresa, I just took it as a compliment. I won't let him escape if he fucks my Huberian man!"

If it were you, would you run away?Mr wise cleaner

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PS: The next volume will cut into the next world. The first volume of more than 20 chapters and more than [-] words has finally come to an end. Originally, I only planned to write about [-] chapters... I didn’t expect to write more and more. In the end, even the protagonist almost disappeared, completely reduced to a passerby.

However, the next volume will be entirely from the perspective of the protagonist, and it is a semi-original volume. According to the outline, there will definitely be more than fifty chapters!After all, it belongs to the volume of fighting monsters and practicing kung fu.

Please look forward to the third volume "Young Fairies Flying in the Starry Sky".

NO.001 Sure enough, heroes who save the beauty are all deceiving children!

"Mom, mom... where are you?"

The blond girl hid in a corner of the alley with her arms around her knees. The originally gorgeous dress was already covered with mud during her escape.

The frightened girl closed her eyes tightly, and kept talking about her mother.

"Hey, I finally found it! Miss Fithalia's family, you really made it easy for us to find! If you didn't run away from the group of bodyguards, we still couldn't find the right time. "

"Brother, don't say so much. Her father spent a lot of money hiring mercenaries to protect this little girl. I think that boss is absolutely willing to pay a large amount of ransom to redeem this girl."

"It's Brother A, there are a lot of people here. Let's take her away first. We brothers may live a happy life in the future!"

The big man with the scar on his face nodded his head when he heard the advice of the digital guy next to him. After all, this is still the center of the town, and it would be bad if other people saw people coming and going.

Moreover, after the eldest lady disappeared, the large group of bodyguards were frantically looking for someone on the street.

"Mother……"

The blond girl shrank her body, feeling at a loss for the malevolence of the big men.She just wants to go out by herself and see more new things... Because her mother said that this city is the place where she and her father met, she would want to come out and see.

"You are right. After all, there are still a lot of people in Agalifa City. Let's go quickly. Miss, give up. No matter how much you cry, no one will find you here."

"That's right, after all, it's your fault when you sneak out alone! Bad kids who don't listen to their mother deserve it even if they're kidnapped!"

"No, don't touch me!"

Scarface stretched out his big hand to grab the girl's small hand, and he tried hard to pull the girl out of the corner.Thinking of the ransom he could get after kidnapping the girl, Scarface unconsciously intensified his efforts, even though the girl was already in pain and was about to cry.

"Hey, Miss, if you don't cry, maybe I'll give you a lollipop, brother."

A few big tears fell from the corners of the girl's eyes unconsciously, and she trembled at the thought that she would cause trouble to her parents again.

"...Really, there is still a foot-picking uncle claiming to be a big brother these days? And he still lures a little girl with a lollipop that has been badly written by a third-rate author?"

The sudden sound made the group of uncles turn to the alley.White light filled the only entrance, and the glare of the sun made it hard for them to see who was coming.

"Let me tell you one thing, even a hooligan these days must be educated!"

The sun gradually receded, Scarface opened his eyes wide, and standing at the entrance of the alley was a little girl dressed in black nun, judging her age just by looking at her appearance, she was no different from the young lady he was going to kidnap!

What's weird is that little girl dared to teach them a group of well-trained mercenaries?

Could it be that she is blind and cannot see the weapons she and others are holding?

"Little devil! I warn you not to meddle in your own business, and don't shout, otherwise, big brother, I can't guarantee that your arm will leave you!"

Scarface threw Hatfilia's eldest lady to the younger brother next to him. With a ferocious smile, he picked up a three-foot long knife and gradually walked towards the little girl.