Diary of My Crash Transformation

──That's ridiculous!

Youlandelle held the lance backwards, and the knight Ji looked straight at the falling sword of light, and then threw the spear with all her strength, staring at the sword of light, Lin Yu's self-confidence, and Restia. His eyes pierced through them one by one!

With the demeanor of that shot, Lin Yu couldn't help reaching out his hand to touch the wound on his cheek where the lance was wiped and the blood flowed out. It was only a few centimeters away, and he was about to be headshot!Youlandelle, do you really want to kill the captain?

The knight Ji, who didn't care at all, walked over and stretched out her hand to Lin Yu who was sitting on the ground. Her delicate face and light golden wavy hair covered the light of the training room. Everything about her seemed to be natural. Ingenious workmanship.

Youlandelle smiled: "Can you still stand up? Don't forget our agreement, Captain."

Lin Yu smiled wryly: "I now reasonably suspect that you designed me, let me first say that I am poor."

Ulandal pulled Lin Yu up and said to him: "In terms of money, Delisa Delisa gave me a lot, saying that he was afraid that I would not have enough pocket money, and my daily diet was also limited. Rita helps me with cleaning."

Youlandelle: "So, I should not be short of money."

Lin Yu: "...Then, Bianca, do you have other things you want to ask me?"

With the care of the maid and the care of the aunt, thinking about the paramecium who was rejected for pocket money advances, and was shut out by Yai to cry because of stealing food, Lin Yu suddenly felt the gap between people, how could it be so Have a sense of reality?

At this time, Youlandelle spoke slowly, expressing her hope: "Lin Yu, I want to ask you to teach me how to cultivate a good relationship with my sister... Kiyana."

Lin Yu was taken aback, and couldn't help shouting, "With that grass, Qiyana?"

Youlandelle: "Lin Yu, you have used the wrong unit...

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PS: Correct the plot OuO

Chapter 3 The story from that festival

There is a man and a woman walking in the vast corridor. This is usually a special training area for the Valkyries. People who are idle will not come here on weekdays. Even those who want to train will go to the facing area. A common man's training room.

Valkyries are still different from ordinary soldiers. Because there is no relationship between Houkai power in the fourth era, there are no artificial or natural stigmata, not to mention the fusion fighters born after transformation, which do not exist. of.

The only means of attack in this era are the machines of the Honkai Beasts, Titans, and Destiny's mechs. These non-Honkai weapons were built by Dr. Tesla, but compared with the Valkyries and Fusion Warriors, the power gap is still quite large. of.

Lin Yu looked at the deserted passage, and couldn't help muttering to himself: "There are really no people in this place. Is the distance between ordinary people and the Valkyrie really still exist? Obviously, nothing will happen even if you come here. .”

Ulandal replied softly to Lin Yu's murmur, she said: "I haven't experienced the 5 years of Rita and the others, but even in our era, Valkyrie and ordinary employees are They all kept a certain distance.”

While recalling the past, Ulandal said: "Whether it is a fusion warrior or a Valkyrie, it is actually the same. In order to gain the power to fight [Honkai], we gave up a lot, including our lives as ordinary people. .”

Ulandal: "And we are also different in this era."

Ulandal: "It is a product left over from the old times."

The short words tell the cruel reality. Lin Yu knows that most of the people in [Huberian], except for a few people, have no identities that can integrate into the lives of ordinary people, and they seem to not care at all. Life.

Seeing Lin Yu's pensive expression, Youlandelle was slightly taken aback, because that expression was not expressing haughty sympathy, nor the sentimentality shown because of pity, but he was thinking about whether there is a way to draw everyone closer.

When I was in [Academy City] before, Ulandal once talked with Kanzaki Kaori who claimed to be the personal bodyguard of [Holy Son]. The words impressed her deeply.

Youlandelle: "It's not because it is the [Holy Son] that he becomes the Holy Son, but is he the Holy Son?"

Lin Yu: "Bianca, did you say anything just now?"

Urandale: "It's okay."

Youlandelle: "By the way, Lin Yu, may I ask how you plan to help me?"

Lin Yu smiled: "Want to get closer to Qiyana? It's very simple, just tempt her with food!"

Never tire of trying, for that foodie, food and Mei can be said to be the most lethal, as long as Urandelle brings snacks or supper to find Kiyana, let alone a sister, even a tavern room I will tell you the number!

Youlandelle was taken aback, and slowly said in thought: "Tempt with food? But I have asked Qiyana to have dinner with me before, but after that time, Kiyana stopped eating with me. I always say I have a date."

That Kiyana?

Actually refused?

Lin Yu tilted his head, and the Qiyana that Urandale said seemed to be different from the Kiyana he knew, so he asked Urandale: "If Mei is the most important thing in life, then eating is the most important thing for Qiyana." Yana's is second most important."

Lin Yu: "You Landal, may I ask you about the details of your meals?"

Youlandelle: "I just went to the restaurant to eat. At that time, Qiyana ate very happily..."

Feeling okay?

Urandale: "But Kiyana said she wasn't full, so we went to the fast food restaurant again."

Enen, this gluttonous demeanor is very Qiyana.

Urandale: "After eating, I will take Qiyana to train together."

Enen, training after eating...Huh?

Youlandelle: "Because I ate not only dinner but also fast food, in order to consume the calories I ate that day, I dragged Chiana to train until the next day..."

Lin Yu: "Ling, is it one o'clock in the morning?"

Urandale: "No, I remember training until around [-]:[-] in the morning, then we went to have breakfast and continue training until noon for lunch, but Kiyana said she had something to do so she didn't eat together with Rita. lunch."

Following Ulandal's words, the imagination in Lin Yu's mind has been fully formed. If it is based on Ulandal's daily training volume, Kiyana probably vomited dinner, supper, and breakfast together. ?It hurts to think about it!

Lin Yu originally wanted to say something to defend Kiyana, but when he saw Youlandelle's lonely expression, he slapped his chest, smiled at the girl and said, "Don't worry, plan A won't work, I will There is still a plan B!"

Lin Yu: "I will restore your sister's feelings!"

Lin Yu: "Qiana is running away from you now, I promise to make her into a shape that she can't do without you!"

Youlandelle: "...you don't have to do this."

Seeing Lin Yu's ignited expression on my side, Youlandelle just sighed slowly in her heart, but still kept up with the boy's pace, and then she suddenly asked, "By the way, Lin Yu, Mi Huyouji, you know What kind of event is it?"

Hearing that, Lin Yu stopped in his tracks, turned his head and said to Youlandelle: "That is the scripture, and it is one of the few chances for outsiders to enter St. Freya Academy Island. I think that if you have the opportunity, , We must go and enjoy the festival together!"

Youlandelle was taken aback: "If there is a chance..."

However, at this time, Lin Yu suddenly slapped himself on the head and shouted: "By the way, isn't this the best opportunity to increase our relationship! Youlandelle, this time for the Mihuyou Festival, you should invite Qiyana together Participate in the Mihuyou Festival!"

Youlandelle tilted her head first, and then realized Lin Yu's meaning, and couldn't help saying: "Indeed, if we can participate in a certain event together, it is indeed a way to increase our relationship. My relationship only became better after traveling with Rita. of."

Seeing Ulandal also had a certain meaning, so Lin Yu put forward his ideas to Ulandal while walking towards the meeting room: like going to the theater to watch dramas together, or going to temple fairs to watch fireworks, and going to Amusement parks and more.

Soon, the two came to the door of the conference room, and saw that the door was slowly opened after being authorized by the key, and the indoor scenery came into the eyes of the two, what should I say...?

Is this, hell drawing?

So they quietly left the room

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PS: Baa baa.

Chapter 4 Kaslana's Sad Wish

The picture of hell, the scene in front of you can completely match the artistic conception of this word. On the round conference table are several plates of black liquid and solid objects with unknown purple smoke, and two groups of people are standing on one side of the table .

One group is the Kaslana trio headed by Kiana, Teresa, Karen, Sakura, Rita, and Mei are also standing in this group; the other group is Himeko, Broni Ya and Seele, Einstein and Tesla and Levi.

The twelve people seem to be intact, but if you move your eyes to the floor, you will find that Chen Wei, Sister Vodka, and Otto have collapsed there, and their mouths are still foaming, their bodies Shaking constantly.

Feeling bad, Lin Yu originally planned to take Youlandelle out of the room quickly, but the sharp-eyed and quick-handed Levi had already grabbed his former owner, and he quickly said with a bad face: "Ayu, the world is about to please!"

Lin Yu: "Levi, let me go!!!"

Levi: "No, the world, the world needs you, Lord Son of God!!!"

Lin Yu: "I am no longer the Holy Son! Get out of the way!"

Levi: "But, someone is looking forward to your thunderous return!!!"

The small theater staged by the two of them completely confused Youlandelle. She looked at Kiyana and the others with some expectations, hoping to get an explanation, so Kiyana took the lead and said: "Ahem, this is our previous year. custom!"

Youlandelle tilted her head: "A custom?"

Qiyana nodded: "That's right, that is, we want a booth to open at the Mihuyou Festival!"

Open a shop?

Is it necessary to carry out poisoning just to open a store?

Urandale was very puzzled, but when she looked at the poisons on the table that looked like cooking, she suddenly understood everything. Probably Bishop Otto and the others were the victims after eating the cooking. silence.

But Lin Yu, who was messing around with Levi at the side, turned his head and asked, "Qiana and the others just want a booth, so give it to them! Is it necessary to create such a scene of hell drawing? Everyone on the ground is dying!"

Levi on the side shouted: "Don't insult our pioneers! They all ate the food with the determination to die, and exchanged their sacrifices for a glimmer of hope for the world! And Ayu, giving the booth will cause a lot of casualties of!"

Kiyana: "No way!"

Youlandelle sighed, and said, "Lin Yucai and I just came to the meeting room, and we still don't know what happened. If possible, please explain it from the beginning."

Lin Yu: "That's right, Levi, please explain quickly!"

Levi: "To put it simply, Kiana, Teresa, and Karen hope to open a temporary store during the Mihuyou Festival to sell the food they made by themselves. This time they proposed No. 20 times."

The Mi Huyou Festival is only held once a year, but have you guys proposed it twenty times in a row?

You must know that although the school island of St. Freya has only been established for nearly ten years, the Mihuyou Festival can be said to be held in other places before the establishment of the school island. At that time, it will be held up to three times a year. festival.

After moving to Academy Island, it was re-changed to the annual Mihuyou Festival, so in other words, Kiyana and the others put forward the idea of ​​​​opening a store at almost every festival, but Chen Wei and Levi and the others both was rejected.

The reason is also very simple, because the cooks are the three members of Kaslana's family, Kiyana who can eat up all the ingredients when you are distracted, Deku who can cook bitter melon without bitter melon Lisa and Karen from Dark Cuisine!

Let these three go to open a store, and the whole world will suffer from the great crisis of the Honkai invasion the next day. Now the reason why Chen Wei and the others are desperately trying to stop them is also clear, so Lin Yuwen said: "I probably understand, then Mei Rita and you Why are you there?"

Sakura's words were probably agreed by Kallen's hard work, but Mei and Rita didn't quite understand, so Mei replied: "About this, I want to say that we will have a big battle in the future. This festival will let everyone Have fun."

Rita smiled slightly, brushed the ends of her brown hair lightly, and said with a smile: "Master Teresa promised me that if I stand on their side this time, she will promise me one thing later, so forgive Rita for this This time, I can’t promise the captain.”

Just hearing the words of these two people, Levi on the side frantically pointed at the sacrificed soldiers, as if he was ruthlessly accusing them of sacrificing for the sake of the world. peaceful!

Lin Yu stretched out his hand to soothe his frowning brows, and then said: "So except for the dead and fainted group of four, the remaining people are exactly six votes against six? Then, those who have not yet voted are left Leave me and Urandale?"

Livi and Kiyana nodded. Lin Yu and Ulandal are almost people who decide everything rationally, but when they go crazy, there is no one else's business, so Kiyana took the lead and grabbed The jade hand that lives in Youlandelle.

Youlandelle looked at Qiyana in puzzlement, and saw the silver-haired girl gently shaking the girl's jade hands, her blue eyes as beautiful as jewels slowly raised up, and her ethereal voice seemed to be coquettish: "Sister , I want to open a shop with you..."

Kiana: "Yes, can I?"