Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

"Clean her up hard!"

Picking up his coat and padded jacket, Cui Dake spat hard on the ground, turned around and hid aside to smoke.

"hey-hey……"

"Today I met a kind person..."

The two beggars laughed, rubbed their hands and climbed into the haystack.

"Oh shit! Why are these old girls so ugly?"

"Be content, just treat it as making money."

"That's right, then do you want to untie her..."

"Why don't you untie and tickle us? Turn this old woman over first, and face her pig face, I'm not interested..."

"hey-hey……"

Muttering, the two beggars opened foreign meat.

"Hmm~"

"Oh...who...who..."

"Ahh... you two stinky beggars... get lost... get lost..."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh..."

"You shouting? Shouting at the top of your voice, attracting everyone to see who is ashamed..."

"You and I?"

The devastated Jiazhang panicked and turned her head to stare at the disgusting beggar: "Then hurry up, I won't shout anymore, don't talk about today's matter..."

"Hey... you're smart..."

"Stop laughing, hurry up, lest someone comes..."

"Fuck you! You are so cheap..."

"You guys are cheaper than me! Even the old lady can do it..."

Cui Dake, who was hiding not far away, heard Jia Zhang screaming in horror, flirting with the two beggars, it took only a minute or two, and he almost felt sick.

"What a bitch!"

Cursing angrily, Cui Dake laughed geigei: "Old hag? If you want me to marry you again, my name must be written on the house book..."

"Hey! If Master Jia knows about this, will he give me more bonus..."

It is not clear whether the award is not a bonus.

If Jia Zhengyi knew that Cui Dake was so wolfish, he would definitely give him the title of Super Beast.

As expected of the Beast Emperor, he is really amazing in his work.

In half an hour.

Cui Dake felt that it was almost done, he snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand, straightened his clothes and stood up.

It's time to give the old hag a big surprise.

Lifting his feet and walking over, Cui Dake was almost blind when he saw the scene in the haystack.

Skewered suckling pig.

"Grass mud horse! What are you doing?"

Closing his eyes and roaring, Cui Dake ran over when the two beggars ran away with a howl.

"It wasn't us, she seduced us..."

"No no... that's not the case..."

Jia Zhang slumped in the haystack in despair, and waved wildly at Cui Dake to explain: "It's not what they said, I was knocked out, and these two beggars picked me up..."

"Do you think I'm a pig?"

Cui Dake glared at Jia Zhangshi with a ferocious face: "I'm not blind, I saw everything. In vain, I ran back to get money to call someone, and settled the people in the courtyard. Is that what you did to me?"

"Da Ke... Da Ke..."

Jiazhang was very desperate and flustered. At this point, if Cui Da didn't want her, she would have nothing.

I can't figure it out, it was a very good thing, but a series of nightmarish changes suddenly appeared.

"You still have the face to call me?"

Cui Dake raised his hand and slapped him across the face, making Jia Zhang's eyes stare.

"I brought all the household registration books, and I still want to register with you, that's it? I still want to marry a Mao!"

Cursing angrily, Cui Dake turned around and left: "It's useless for me to be infatuated and sincere, it's not worth it! If you bribe the people in the courtyard with 1000 yuan, it's like buying a lesson!"

"1000 yuan!"

Hearing that Cui Dake spent 1000 yuan to the people in the courtyard to save her, Jia Zhang's heart was broken.

"Da Ke? Da Ke?"

For the sake of money, Jia Zhang wanted to redeem her lost love, so she quickly chased after him, and hugged Cui Dake from behind: "Don't go away, I know I was wrong, please forgive me..."

"forgive?"

Being hugged by Jia Zhang, Cui Dake almost vomited, resisting the urge to push her away: "This is the end, how do you want me to forgive?"

"I... I was also forced. At that time, my hands were tied. I had no choice but to trick them into untying me. Just as I was about to resist, you came..."

The stuttering Mrs. Jia Zhang became smoother and smoother as he spoke, pretending to be aggrieved and sad, crying bitterly.

If he didn't know the truth, he might have been deceived by her.

"Really?"

Accept it when you see it, Cui Dake looked over with a surprised face: "You didn't lie to me?"

"How could I lie to you!"

Seeing that Cui Dake believed it, Jia Zhang was so happy that he almost raised his hand to swear.

"Okay? Don't think too much, they are beggars, how could I agree, it's completely passive..."

Jia Zhangshi pretended to be wronged, and raised his hand to touch his tears, but his heart was full of joy.

"I still can't fully trust you, unless I write my name on the house book and change my household registration to a city household registration."

Having said this, Cui Dake's heart also rose to his throat, success or failure depends on it.

"You...I...I promise you, but after getting the certificate."

After hesitating for a moment, Jia Zhang nodded and agreed.

Cui Da may spend 1000 yuan to bribe the people in the courtyard for their scandal, so it is impossible to plot her house.

Reluctant to part with the house and not being able to get Jinshan, Jia Zhang also gave up.

"No problem, let's go home first, and get the certificate tomorrow morning..."

Cui was so ridiculous that he took off his coat and wrapped it around Jia Zhang's body, supported her, and walked away with a smile.

Chapter 71 Jia Zhengyi: Listen to my advice and divorce Yu Li

[Ding, congratulations to the host, you have completed the task of mediator Cui Dake and Jia Zhang...]

[Ding, the system has judged that the task has been successfully completed, from SSS level to SSSS level, and the reward for decentralization is doubled...]

[Ding, congratulations to the host, I got 120 pieces of [-]g small goldfish, [-] catties of polished noodles, [-] catties of polished rice, and [-] catties of raw meat...]

[Ding, congratulations to the host, I got a Dongfeng Changjiang off-road vehicle...]

Note: Dongfeng off-road special items, the extraction is changed to: the host bravely fights the gangsters, the reward for being disabled due to meritorious service, will be issued by the yamen...

[Ding, congratulations to the host...]

"Fuck!"

Jia Zhengyi, who was awakened by a series of system prompts, sat up in shock, staring at the system rewards, speechless for a long time.

Lots of gold bars and even more food.

The most critical thing is the reward off-road vehicle.

Although there is no way to automatically extract it, Jia Zhengyi can see the model, appearance, and performance of the off-road vehicle.

The army green paint, combined with an exaggerated and unrestrained appearance, especially the protruding bumper and headlights on the front, looks like a bison smashing into the sky.

The only regret is that the roof is not a metal sheet, but a five-millimeter steel-bar canvas.

Even so, Jia Zhengyi was very satisfied.

You know, as of now, there are no more than [-] Dongfeng Changjiang off-road vehicles in the country.

Of these more than 1000 off-road vehicles, 90.00% are special vehicles for the general.

Now, he owns one.

It is no exaggeration to say that owning a Dongfeng off-road vehicle in this era is like owning a private jet in the 21st century.

Money may not be able to buy it, it must be someone with status and power.

The maximum speed is 115km/h.

"Strong!"

Although it is not as fast as the 125 motorcycles of later generations, in this era, the speed is absolutely super-class.

After all, the speed of cars in the 60s generally hovered between 60 and 100 per hour.

"2.2 water-cooled engine with a maximum horsepower of 65, not bad..."

"Fuel consumption per 13.2 kilometers is [-] liters..."

"The fuel consumption is a bit too much..."