Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

"Master? Uncle Xu? What are you doing?"

"..."

The people who gathered around saw the two people kowtow to Jia Zhengyi's house, the one was serious, and it was time to pay New Year's greetings to his parents in time for the Chinese New Year.

"Go and go...get the fuck out of me..."

It was already embarrassing enough, but Yi Zhonghai couldn't stand being surrounded by people in the courtyard. He cursed, kowtowed more than a dozen heads, got up, turned around and ran away.

"I've had enough head knocking!"

With a yell, Yi Zhonghai raised his voice, "It's only a few words of scolding, I'll settle the bill right now, I'm a bastard, an old beast..."

"Crazy is this?"

He scolded himself, what kind of operation is Yi Zhonghai doing.

Before everyone came back to their senses, Xu Fugui, who was kneeling on the ground and slammed his head, groaned: "What? You said enough? Well, I will do what you said. I hope you, Jia Zhengyi, keep your word. "

After saying that, Xu Fugui got up with a grunt, and ran away with a limp.

Closing the door with a bang, Xu Fugui leaned against the door and cried, "I'm so famous!"

"What are these?"

"Listen, there seems to be Chief Jia?"

"Could it be that Jia Zhengyi forced the two of them to kowtow in the courtyard, begging for mercy and scolding him?"

"I can't, I didn't see Jia Zhengyi present?"

"I reckon that Xu Damao molested Teacher Ran, fearing that Jia Zhengyi would settle accounts with them, so he intentionally came up with such a show."

"It's possible, after all, these two old things, one is Xu Damao's real father and the other is his godfather..."

"..."

Just as everyone was discussing, Jia Zhengyi pretended to be confused and walked up.

Behind him, Ran Yeqiu followed with a face of reluctance.

"Chief Jia?"

"Brother Jia?"

"Zheng Yi..."

Seeing Jia Zhengyi approaching, everyone immediately stopped discussing and greeted each other cordially with smiles on their faces.

"What's the matter with the two of them?"

Pretend to be innocent, you have to pretend to the end, Jia Zhengyi glanced around the crowd: "I was chatting with Teacher Ran, and I heard the noise, what happened?"

"It's nothing serious. Yi Zhonghai and Xu Fugui don't have any shame. They're here to touch you."

"I don't look like Pengci, crying and making noise, kneeling in the yard, kowtowling, especially Yi Zhonghai, who scolded himself as the old king and eight beasts..."

"..."

Hearing everyone's chatter, Jia Zhengyi grinned: "These two are crazy, hurry up and go to the mental hospital, call the doctor for them to check, if it is some kind of infectious disease, it will kill you." Everyone."

After saying that, Jia Zhengyi took out two dollars: "I will pay for whoever goes for a trip."

"I'm going to Chief Jaco."

Seeing the money, Yan Jiefang had quick eyes and quick hands, and took the money over: "Don't worry about Zhengyi, I will definitely invite the doctor from the mental hospital."

"That's good."

Nodding his head slightly, Jia Zhengyi stretched out his hand and grabbed Ran Yeqiu's arm: "I heard from Teacher Ran that the people in the courtyard are very easy to learn. In this case, this winter vacation, Teacher Ran will teach in the courtyard, and the family pays [-] cents for a winter vacation." , do you have an opinion?"

"Hey...no...no comment..."

"Teacher Ran is willing to hand in, that's really great..."

"Thank you, Teacher Ran..."

"..."

Everyone laughed sweetly, but their hearts were bleeding, and they understood that it was Jia Zhengyi's intention.

No promise.

Yi Zhonghai and Xu Fugui are going to be admitted to a mental hospital soon, and they don't want to be sent there.

It's all Xu Damao's fault, if he hadn't come up with a bad idea, he wouldn't be here today.

No, this sum must be paid by him, Xu Damao.

"Since everyone agrees, let's go and tell each other."

What they thought, Jia Zhengyi didn't care at all, he waved his hand and pulled Ran Yeqiu away.

"Why do you decide to collect money for me?"

After leaving the courtyard, Ran Yeqiu couldn't bear it any longer, and shook off Jia Zhengyi's pig's trotters: "If you want to kiss each other, don't talk about it."

"I don't appreciate it? Looks like I'm going to be Lu Dongbin again..."

"You call me a dog?"

"As expected of a teacher, I understood immediately."

Jia Zhengyi smiled, and pulled the distraught Ran Yeqiu into the car: "Don't be petty, you don't know the people in the courtyard, Xu Damao will pay for the money they ask for, and it can be regarded as helping you out and earning a piece of New Year's money .”

"Really?"

Hearing that Xu Damao would pay the money, Ran Yeqiu's anger dissipated quite a bit.

"What's the use of lying to you?"

Jia Zhengyi didn't explain, he just smiled and started the car.

"Did you ever lie to me?"

Ran Yeqiu also understood that Jia Zhengyi was a contradictory person who was both good and evil, and he was uncertain about what to do to teach Qin Jingru literacy.

"Lie to you?"

The corner of Jia Zhengyi's mouth curled up with a trace of evil charm, and he casually pointed out the window of the co-pilot: "Someone called you."

"Who is it?"

Ran Yeqiu was taken aback for a moment, and turned his head away curiously.As a result, it was all passers-by, and no one knew anyone.

"What are you doing?"

Ran Yeqiu turned his head speechlessly, unexpectedly, Jia Zhengyi put his face to his ear, and gnawed hard on it.

"Teacher Ran? Are you serious?"

Jia Zhengyi, who had taken advantage of it, let out a cry of surprise, then reached his neck and kissed Ran Yeqiu.

"Even, you know, I'm not a loser..."

"Ah..."

"You big liar, stinky rascal."

Ran Yeqiu went crazy, covered his mouth with one hand, and punched Jia Zhengyi with the other.

"You said, let me lie to you once, why don't you admit it?"

Just her little fist landed on her body like a tickle, and Jia Zhengyi grabbed it directly in the palm of her hand.

To deal with romantic female literary youths, other than playing to their liking, there is only one picture of playing hooligans.

"Let go!"

"You let go?"

After struggling a few times, he was still grabbed by Jia Zhengyi. Ran Yeqiu, who was ashamed and angry, kicked Jia Zhengyi hard, and turned his head away: "I want to sue you for being a hooligan..."

Chapter 106 Mental patients say they are not crazy

"My God!"

"Fifty cents for a family, that's two catties of white flour!"

"I'm going to die, my daily salary is not even fifty cents..."

"..."

As soon as Jia Zhengyi pulled Ran Yeqiu away, the people who came to watch the fun went crazy.

Many people even slapped themselves fiercely, scolding themselves for joining in the fun and putting themselves in it.

At this moment, Yan Bukuan, who was leaning against the entrance of the middle courtyard and cracking peanuts, grinned.

The crowd has no leader, and everyone's claws are numb. They just need someone to stand up in time and uphold justice.

As for this person, Yan Bukuan felt that no one was more suitable than him.

"Hehe~"

With a grin, Yan Bukuan put the peanut shells in his pocket, and threw them into the stove when he got home, so that he could keep warm again.

"Everyone?"

Lifting his feet and walking up, Yan Bukuan pressed his hands to the anxious crowd: "Everyone be quiet, listen to me..."

"Third Master, you came too timely!"

"Third Master? You have a good relationship with Jia Zhengyi, go and tell us, fifty cents is too much."

"Third Lord..."

"..."

Seeing Yan Bukuan at this moment, everyone felt very cordial, all with smiling faces, surrounded by three floors inside and three floors outside.

"Hehe~"

Hearing everyone's flattery and flattery, Yan Bukuan was very happy. He was the only one who raised the three elders. On this day, he was thinking about it in his dreams.