Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

"..."

"What's the matter? They really dare to do it!"

Hearing his father's screams and desperate cries for help, Liu Guangtian and his brothers looked at each other before turning their heads and running away.

Yep, just slipped.

The two were afraid of being beaten, so they threw them in the bangs and endured it alone. They are really filial sons.

"Let's go too."

When his sons have slipped away, Yan Bukuan will not go to save others. Now that they are all kicking their bangs and no one pays attention to them, it is the best time to rub the soles of their feet.

After all, now that the tiger is in peace, there are too many dogs who want to bully them.

It's too unwise to hold this conference.

"Daddy...wait for us..."

Shouting in a low voice, the two brothers Yan Jiefang followed Yan Bukuan on tiptoe.

"Ms. Yan, where are you going?"

With a smile, he stood in front of Yan Bukuan and his three sons alone: ​​"A few days ago, my little cat accidentally ran to your house, and he said that it stole two catties of sesame oil from your house and blackmailed you. I have [-] cents, this account, should I settle it?"

"Hey...Brother Daguang, you haven't been wronged in this matter, you really drank two catties from my house..."

"Fuck your mother's fart!"

"A cat that is less than two months old weighs less than two catties. If you steal two catties of sesame oil from your house, are you cheating? Hurry up and pay back the money, including interest."

"What's the matter?"

Yan Bukuan was startled. Who did he learn this doggy arithmetic from? Eighty cents and five days' interest is two cents. How poor and crazy?

"Why don't you want to pay back the money?"

With a smile, the man rolled up his sleeves and grabbed Yan Bukuan by the collar: "It's fine if you don't pay it back, five cents is a slap, one dollar is twenty slaps, is it money or meat?"

"you you……"

Yan Bukuan rolled his eyes angrily, let alone having no money, even if he had money, he couldn't give it to him.

These years, coaxing and scaring in the courtyard made a lot of money.

Once you give him money, what will you do to yourself?

Never give money!

Thinking of this, Yan Bu felt reassured, turned his head and raised his chin, with a look of resignation: "I choose meat to pay..."

"well!"

With a grin, the man swung his arms, and slapped Yan Bukuan's old face hard.

pia~!

"Whoops!"

This one is brittle, this one hurts, Yan Bukuan covered his face with a groan: "Gently... gently hit..."

"It's not easy!"

Grabbing the collar, the man shook his hands, as if pumping a badminton, and slapped Yan Bukuan's old face left and right.

pia~

pia——

"Alas... Alas, what the hell..."

"Don't wait...wait a minute, I can't bear it anymore..."

"I didn't spend the money alone. I have two sons. Slap the rest..."

"..."

His mouth was full of blood, his teeth had been pulled out, and Yan Bukuan wailed in pain, begging for mercy, and asked his two sons to take him to be punished.

"Farewell, father, old people have hard bones, and the longer they suffer, the longer their life will be, my son dare not snatch it..."

"Brother Daguang, your arms are rounded, so hurry up, my father has a thick skin and can take a beating!"

Brother Yan Jiecheng was too filial, shouted, and ran away from the crowd in a panic.

"Rebel!"

"Oops..."

pia~

pia——

While Yan Bukuan scolded his two precious sons, he slapped his big mouth next to each other, and the sound of slaps echoed non-stop in the front yard.

"Hurry up, Daguang, replace me after the fight, Yan Bukuan and I are so old, there is still a debt to settle."

"And I!"

"Count me in……"

"..."

The people who signed up were very enthusiastic. Yan Bukuan, who was slapped with stars in his eyes, vaguely saw a large group of people surrounding him, and his eyes were not blurred immediately: "Don't just hit me, there are many pitfalls in your bangs." you……"

"Old Yan who is a dog!"

As soon as Liu Haizhong, who was covered in footprints, got up, he heard that Yan Bukuan had sold him, and rushed up in a flash of anger: "I want to hurt Lao Tzu, so I will fight with you..."

"Don't worry about the second uncle, after finishing our calculations, it's not too late for you to find Yan Bukuan and try your best..."

"The queue at the back, revenge for those who have been wronged, revenge for those who have revenge, after finishing the liquidation, drive these two bastards out..."

As soon as the words fell, a long line formed in front of Yan Bukuan and Liu Haizhong, who were being grabbed by the collar.

They were all waiting for a slap in the face. That scene caught up with the crowds returning home during the Spring Festival.

"its not right!"

"Didn't you say three families? Why didn't I see Jia Zhang's..."

"..."

"Oh my mother!"

Wearing a headscarf to cover her face, Jia Zhang lined up, and when she heard someone calling her name, she took the opportunity to slap the two of them in Liu Haizhong, twisted her fat waist with an awow, and ran outside.

I can run away.

Jia Zhengyi, who was eating melons with cats, looked at a big fat pig wearing a yellow turban, running out swaying, no need to think, it must be Jia Zhang.

"Go eat shit."

Jia Zhengyi stretched his foot and made Jia Zhangshi a shit.

"Ouch!"

"Which bastard..."

"It's your father and me."

Laughing and cursing, Jia Zhengyi stretched out his hand, grabbed Jia Zhang's collar, and pulled him up from the ground.

"Hey you little bastard, whose father is it? I'm your aunt, let me go..."

"Stop thinking about old things."

As if dragging a dead dog, Jia Zhengyi dragged the old hag to Yan Bukuan's side: "There is also a line here, and I have memorized it all. After finishing one, change to another person, and they all live in the same courtyard." , don’t miss anyone who is missing.”

"Director Jia is right..."

"What Director Jia, is Director Jia..."

"Oh... Congratulations to Zhengyi for being promoted..."

"..."

Flattering, a long queue formed in front of Jia Zhang's eyes, all gearing up for violent output.

Because fan Jiazhang is no longer just a personal grievance.

"Jia lame!"

"Let go of my mother! Let go of me..."

Looking at the long queue, Jia Zhang's legs were so frightened that her legs went limp, one slap in the face could kill half of her life.

"It's impossible to let you go, enjoy the old thing." Biquge 789

Grinning, Jia Zhengyi waved his hands at the people behind him: "You guys, I have other things to do. Also, since the Chinese New Year is coming, outsiders should not stay in the yard, bad luck."

"understand!"

"Don't worry, Factory Manager Jia, these bastards don't want to stay in the courtyard for a second..."

"..."

The implication is so obvious, how can everyone not understand, after the fight, drive Yan Bukuan and the others out.

"Cripple Jia? You have no conscience, you treat the old lady like this..."

"You ruthless Jia Zhengyi! I remember you in my bangs..."

"Zhengyi Zhengyi? Don't go, Zhengyi, I'm Yan Bukuan, the third master, for the sake of helping me do things, and Yu Li, just let our family..."

"..."

Hearing the yelling and begging for mercy behind him, Jia Zhengyi ignored him and went home with his pocket in one hand and his briefcase in the other.

"Don't be stunned, everyone, let's fight."

Jia Zhengyi didn't care about them, so let's start signaling.

With a swing of the arm, loud slaps followed one after another, echoing over the courtyard.

"Ah ah ah..."

It's too awful.