Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

With a grin, Xu Damao and Aunt Xu sat down to watch the play with arms crossed.

"It drives you crazy, it's comfortable now."

The stick is so complacent, it's right for an old guy like Jia Zhang to ask him for money!

grandmother?

No money, no house, can Sticker recognize her?

Just kidding, it's just this old gang dish, if you recognize it, you have to take it home to raise it, stick stems are not so stupid.

"Shut up my mother!"

These stinky ones roared angrily when they saw that the old lady was in misfortune. Jia Zhang wiped his nose, and with an groan, he hugged Cui Dake's leg again.

"Okay? Dake..."

"As long as you don't get a divorce, I will do whatever you ask me to do. Don't abandon me, okay?"

"Great?"

"Please, please, for the sake of playing for nothing for so long, please don't divorce me?"

"I promise, if you want to find another woman, not only will you not interfere, but you will also help you. The premise is that you can't get a divorce..."

"..."

In order to allow Cui Dake to retire, Jia Zhang also went all out, crying and begging, while hugging Cui Dake's leg, shaking it desperately.

"You don't want a divorce?"

Cui Da was ridiculous, just sneered, stretched out his hand to pinch Jia Zhang's chin, and lifted her up little by little: "You don't take pictures of yourself, you are old and ugly, what is worth my thinking..."

"I'm going to fire."

Jia Zhang suddenly thought of her own strengths, and looked at Cui Dake happily: "Don't you guys say, old lady..."

"Fuck you motherfucker!"

Zhen Nima was disgusted, not only Cui Dake, but also Xu Damao almost vomited.

"What a bitch!"

With a yell, Cui Dake shook his hand and slapped Jia Zhangshi on the ground with a groan, grinning, and a bloody molar fell out.

"Good fight!"

Seeing that the old man's teeth had been knocked out, Xu Damao happily clapped his hands: "You did a great job, this slap of yours really relieved your anger."

"Aah~"

After being beaten so badly, Xu Damao, a bastard, not only didn't show sympathy, but applauded instead, Jia Zhang couldn't hold back, and burst into tears of grief and grievance.

"I'm so hard!"

"It's all a bunch of heartless people, old lady, I'm too miserable."

"Woooo..."

"The son is dead, the house is gone, the daughter-in-law ran away with someone, the money is gone, the grandson recognizes his father, don't want the old lady anymore, my God!"

"Woooo..."

"The life of the old lady is miserable. After marrying a husband, she eats everything and refuses to recognize anyone..."

"..."

While crying and shouting, Mrs. Jiazhang rolled on the ground, tearing and snotting, and shaking her fistfuls...

In short, she will come here no matter how disgusting she is.

At her age, she doesn't need to rely on her face to live. Cui Da is different, she is still young, don't believe he doesn't have any shame.

The idea is good, but unfortunately, it is aimed at the wrong people.

"Hehe~"

Hearing Jia Zhang's mournful cry, Cui Dake grinned, pointed at Xu's mother and son, and said, "Don't tell me, this old man's crying sounds better than singing."

heard.

Xu Damao and his wife have black lines on their foreheads.

"Does it sound good, you get rid of this crazy bitch first, it's so fucking disgusting."

Unable to take it anymore, Xu Damao looked at Jia Zhang lying on the ground and rolling in disgust: "Don't cry, old man..."

"I cry as soon as I cry!"

"Woooo!"

Jia Zhang yelled like crazy and sat up, glaring at Xu Damao angrily: "It's fine if you don't want my old lady to cry, you marry me, anyway, you don't have a wife, the old lady is taking advantage of you."

"I?"

Xu Damao was dumbfounded, his eyes were wide open, his mouth was open, and he couldn't speak a word.

"It's a good proposal."

Cui Dake nodded conscientiously, and raised his hand to pat Xu Damao's shoulder: "You are single now, you will use it when you get married, and when you meet a good one, leave..."

"I leave Nima!"

Xu Damao was about to go crazy, he howled and rushed into the kitchen, picked up the kitchen knife and rushed back: "Get out! Get out of here, otherwise, I'll chop you up one by one!"

The power of the old lady to force the marriage was too great, it directly drove Xu Damao crazy.

"How dare you cut!"

"Look if I dare!"

Xu Damao, who was furious, cursed angrily, raised his hand and slashed at Jia Zhangshi.

"Oh my mother!"

This dog day is really coming, Jiazhang screamed in horror, rolled on the ground suddenly, only heard a stabbing sound, and a big hole was cut in the cotton-padded jacket and trousers.

"Murder!"

Feeling a cold back, Jia Zhang rushed out with a groan, shouting while running: "Xu Damao killed someone, that kind person, come and save me..."

The well-meaning people didn't hear this shout, but a lot of spectators came.

Before I could figure out what was going on, I saw a person wearing a slit cape, whooshing past.

That big butt, that fat waist, too hot eyes.

"That was just now?"

"Whoosh ran out of the courtyard, looking at her figure, she looks like that old hag of the Jia Zhang family."

"Is it her? It looks like a pig from someone's pigsty ran out."

"I looked at it too, and listening to the cry, it was a bit of a human motive."

"..."

Just when everyone was discussing, Cui Dake walked out of Xu's house laughing.

"Are you all here?"

Everyone in the courtyard was present one by one, so I just took this opportunity to speak clearly.

"That's great."

"What happened just now?"

"..."

They have all received some benefits from Cui Dake, so the people in this courtyard are quite polite to him.

"It's nothing serious, it's just that the old Jia Zhang family has fallen in love with Xu Damao, and we will be divorced from today..."

"What?"

"Ms. Jia Zhang hooked up with Xu Damao again behind your back?"

"This Jiazhang cow is really not idle at all..."

"..."

So shocked.

Everyone in the courtyard opened their mouths in shock.

After thinking about it, I think Cui Dake should not panic, no matter how dead Jia Zhang is, she is still his wife, so there is no need to joke about such things.

Secondly, the Jiazhang family was homeless, and the little property left was sold by the stick.

Xu Damao has a house and a job, it's normal for Jia Zhang to follow him.

Thinking of these things, everyone began to feel sorry for Cui Dake.

"If you want to make a big deal, this kind of woman is not worth it, so leave it to Xu Damao."

"Yes, Dake, you are still young, even though your business is gone, you can still find a job..."

"..."

"Shut up for me!"

Xu Damao, who had just sat down and hadn't breathed a sigh of relief, heard that Cui Dake was such a jerk, and put the shit bowl on his head.

How can this be tolerated!

"Cui? Don't fart here!"

Xu Damao got impatient, cursed angrily, and explained to everyone: "Don't listen to the nonsense of Cui, he divorced the old witch Jia Zhang because the old Jia Zhang messed with Yan Bukuan's bangs... ..."

"Stop talking about Da Mao."

Cui Dake interrupted Xu Damao with a look of grievance, and sighed: "At your house just now, Mrs. Jia Zhang told you to marry her."

"she says?"

Xu Damao's angry face turned green, he gritted his teeth and glared at Cui Dake: "I need to tell you what this old bastard is up to, and you can believe her words, you deserve others to graze on your head."

"Swear, scold."