Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

"Yo!"

"Is it so lively today?"

Suddenly, a squeaking voice came, and several people knew who it was without looking.

Silly column!

In the whole compound, no one but him has such a voice.

"Okay, Xu Damao, know that I want to improve the food, specially prepared side dishes?"

Silly Zhu slipped the shedding chicken in one hand and a bag of vegetables in the other, and walked up to the fire noisily.

"You deserve it too!"

Xu Damao spat fiercely, and glanced at the chicken from the corner of Zhu Zhu's hand.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Damao snorted mockingly, "Stealing something from the kitchen to honor Widow Qin again..."

"Master is happy, you can handle it."

Silly Zhu glanced at Xu Damao, then grinned and said, "It's better than some people who want to be filial, but still can't find a way."

"Fuck your mother's fart!"

Xu Damao seemed to have been stabbed in the lung tube, jumped up and scolded: "Tell you silly Zhu, widow Qin's brother-in-law comes back, you two will hook up again..."

"I'll go to your uncle!"

"I have endured you for a long time..."

With a kick, Xu Damao, who was scolding, was directly kicked to the ground by the silly pillar.

This foot, there is no sign.

No one would have thought that silly Zhu would do it when he said he would do it.

"What do you mean, stupid?"

After returning to her senses, Lou Xiao'e grabbed the silly pillar and said, "Just talk, what are you doing?"

"Do it?"

"Kicking him is light!"

Silly Zhu snorted and shook Lou Xiao'e's hand away: "It's okay to say that I can, but it's not okay to slander women comrades. If there is no door on the mouth, you have to beat me!"

After saying that, silly Zhu pulled out a green onion, picked up his head, and walked away.

"It's your honor."

"What are you..."

Xu Damao exploded with anger, but the kick was so hard that he lost his anger when he moved, and he could only stare at the silly Zhu and leave.

"Okay, Da Mao, I can't get on with a fool."

Yan Bukuan, who had seen enough excitement, pointed to the goods that went up the mountain: "Where are you going, or go to me?"

Excellent!

Don't forget to eat at this time.

"Next time, sir."

Eating a fart, Xu Damao didn't have this mood, he lifted the chicken coop and walked towards the chicken coop: "This stupid dog, it's too dark to start, wait, the young master will give you the end."

"Third Master? Do you have anything else to do?"

Seeing Yanbu Kuan lingering and not leaving, Lou Xiao'e understood it too well.

"Let's go, let's go..."

Muttering, Yanbu Kuanyan quickly plucked a few green onions: "Go back to the noodles, go...don't send it."

"Who are you?"

Lou Xiao'e rolled her eyes speechlessly, picked up a bag of mountain goods and was about to enter the house.

"Ahhh~!"

Suddenly, Xu Damao let out an earth-shattering scream, which startled Lou Xiaoe.

"How many onions do you have?"

Hearing this, Yan Bukuan pushed the bicycle faster.

"It's not the onion, it's the chicken... The chicken in the cage is gone."

Looking at the chicken coop with only a few chicken feathers left, Xu Da Mao felt distressed as if his father had died.

"The chicken is in the cage, I'll be back..."

Lou Xiao'e, who came over, looked at the empty chicken coop and was stunned: "What's going on?"

"you ask me?"

Xu Damao was so angry that his teeth were itching, and he rushed up angrily: "What kind of home are you looking at, you prodigal woman? I don't even know if the chicken is lost."

"When I came back from my parents' house, the two chickens were still there."

Lou Xiaoe felt guilty for a while, these two old hens were specially bought by Xu Damao to supplement her body, thinking that she could conceive a child.

Now the chicken is lost, not to mention Xu Damao, even she is going crazy.

"Stupid column!"

"It must have been stolen by a fool!"

Thinking of the chicken that Sha Zhu was carrying, Xu Damao directly scolded: "Well, you silly Zhu, dare to steal the young master, if I don't kill you today, I will not be named Xu."

"Could it be him?"

Silly column stealing chicken?

Lou Xiao'e felt that it was impossible. She was in charge of the canteen in the factory, how could she still have meat?

Besides, the salary of the silly column is not low. If you want to eat chicken, you can buy one. You can't steal it in the yard.

"Who else but him!"

Both chickens were stolen, and the loss was so great that it was not stolen by silly Zhu, and it also made him lose money.

"Go and call someone, and call the first and second masters. If you don't fix the stupid pillar today, you will write the characters upside down."

Xu Damao is not stupid, he will definitely not be a fool if he fights alone.

Holding a general meeting is the best way.

Eighty percent of the chickens that Shazhu brought were stolen from the cafeteria.

purchase?

He also had to be rich, and Widow Qin took all his monthly wages.

Others don't know, but Xu Damao is very clear.

"I really want to hold a meeting..."

"You prodigal woman, why are you still turning your elbows out, how are you happy to see my bad luck?"

Yelling, Xu Damao picked up a wooden stick and rushed to find He Yuzhu to settle the account.

Chapter 3 Cao Thief is a Spirit

"Silly Zhu! You steal chickens and dare to beat people..."

"Xu Damao! Let your mother's fart, you say this is your chicken, call it a promise?"

"Are you messing with me? Tell you silly Zhu, I, Xu Damao, are not afraid of you!"

"Aren't you afraid of me, what are you hiding from?"

"..."

Outside the courtyard.

"Spit~"

There was a lot of noise in the yard, but Jia Zhengyi, who was the initiator, slapped melon seeds with a leisurely face.

The protagonist, who is always the last to appear, goes too early and loses the price.

"Listen to this movement, is there a fight?"

Jia Zhengyi was very curious and glanced into the yard with his neck hooked.

Seeing silly Zhu holding a spatula and chasing Xu Damao who was holding a casserole, he kept yelling and scolding.

"It's wonderful!"

"Bah ah~!"

After taking a stinker, Jia Zhengyi sucked his teeth, spat out twice, and twisted his butt into the hospital.

"The unscrupulous businessman sold me six stinky scumbags, and then went to the industry and commerce to report..."

Cooperative merchant: "(⊙_⊙)?"

Merchant: "You're really tired. Why don't you count your hair in the mirror? You can save money."

into the yard.

The farce is almost over.

The small tables of the three uncles also stood up.

The grandfather, Yi Zhonghai, was sitting in the main seat, holding a teapot of the old man brand in his hand, and he was full of style.

The second master, Liu Haizhong, and the third master, Yan Bukuan, were almost meaningless. They were sitting on a small bench.

It's just a courtyard full of animals, breaking the rules, and the official prestige is not small.

Nothing, never eat four dishes.