Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

Tallulah spoke bluntly.

Chapter 271 Jia Zhang's: Those who suffer a thousand dollars, return my house

The next morning.

It was the beginning of a new day. Facing the warm sunshine, Xu Damao, dressed like a dog, pushed his bicycle out the door.

The injury is healed, people have had enough rest, and it's time to go to work.

As long as he guards the house and avoids the lame Jia, he can't believe that he can still trample on himself.

Even if you find fault, there must be a reason.

As long as you wait for a while, and send all the sticks and immortals to the mental hospital, you can start a new life.

With his good movies and his monthly salary of 28 yuan, it's not considered extra money, so he doesn't have to worry about finding a good wife.

What?

Xu Damao is sterile!

This has nothing to do with finding a wife, it's just that he can't have children, and it's not that he can't play.

People live all their lives for eating, drinking and having fun.

Xu Damao thinks about it, he has no offspring, so he has no worries about the future, and earning money is to find women for food and drink.

Mainly women.

Not only did he want to find, but he also wanted to find more women, so that his life would not be in vain.

"Uh huh..."

Xu Damao was very happy, humming a little tune, and pushed the bicycle out of the gate.

"Da Mao?"

Just as Xu Damao was about to step into the car, he suddenly heard a voice that made his skin crawl.

Jia Zhang!

That's right, it's the Jia Zhang family.

Yesterday, I ate a cold Wotou for breakfast, which I snatched from a child.

At this moment, Mrs. Jia Zhang was very hungry, and her eyes were staring at gold stars.

Finally, a hapless person was blocked, and Jia Zhang would not let it go. He rushed over with a cry, and hugged Xu Damao's leg: "You finally came out, Damao. I have suffered a lot these two days. When will you marry?" I went through the door..."

"To shut up!"

What the hell, Xu Damao was so disgusted that he almost vomited his breakfast.

"Give me your hands!"

Lifting his leg, Xu Damao kicked Jia Zhang away, and before she could make up for it, he put his hand on her head: "Tell you old man, don't be shameless, I am a handsome boy, how could I marry you?" Help me with the food, get out of here quickly."

"how?"

"Eat it dry and wipe it clean, do you want to admit it?"

I was so hungry, Jia Zhang was shameless, and shook off Xu Damao's arm with a groan and got up: "Everyone come and see, Xu Damao is not a human being, and on a dark and windy night, he raped the old man." The wife's pants..."

"To shut up!"

"Shut up Laozi!"

Xu Damao panicked. This old man is shameless, but he still wants to. He quickly stopped his bicycle and covered Jia Zhangshi's mouth: "What the hell do you want..."

"Hmmmm~"

With a snort, Mrs. Jia Zhang fell into Xu Damao's arms and hugged his arm: "I can't help it, Damao, the old lady is hungry."

"Let go!"

Xu Damao knows that hate, he has been fooled by the old man: "Let go of me first, I will buy you breakfast..."

"You think I'm stupid."

Jia Zhang smiled treacherously, and hugged Xu Damao's arm even tighter: "I can't let go if I can't see anything to eat."

"you you……"

"What's wrong with me?"

With a giggle, Jiazhang pushed Xu Damao's legs with his foot: "I'm going to rely on you, either buy me food, or let the neighbors show how much we love each other." Fun Court 789

"Okay, okay...I'll buy it for you!"

This damn old hag is shameless, if Xu Damao admits it, it's like stepping on a pile of dog shit when she went out.

"I want to eat meat……"

"Eat Nima, it would be nice to have steamed buns."

Cursing angrily, Xu Damao shook his arms and kicked his legs: "If you don't let go, how can I buy it?"

"Don't try to run."

Threatened, Jia Zhang let go of Xu Damao, and before he could turn around and run, he jumped up and grabbed the bicycle: "You are too young to play with my old lady. If you dare to run, my old lady will kill you." Bought a bike."

"Squeak!"

hate it!

Xu Damao clenched his fists tightly, staring at Jia Zhang with a proud face, gnashing his teeth.

"Want to hit me?"

Jiazhang stretched his head, and raised his face to Xu Damao: "Come on...you hit hard, I haven't eaten for a day, you will hurt if you rub it, and you will fall if you touch it. If you dare to hit me, I won't kill you." you."

"I'm going to fuck your mother!"

Unbearable, Xu Damao swung his arms, and slapped Jia Zhang's old face hard.

pia~!

"Oh my mother!"

With a scream, Jia Zhang staggered and fell to the ground, the stretched out left face instantly became red and swollen, and five fingerprints were clearly visible.

"Yao Shou!"

"I can't live anymore!"

"Oh my goodness, you're a fucking bastard, come here..."

Can this slap be in vain?

Impossible.

Mrs. Jia stretched her face over, just to let Xu Damao beat him. If he didn't beat him, he wouldn't get hurt. How could he extort more money.

"Ah..."

"Shut up Laozi!"

Xu Damao figured out the tricks of the old witch, and came over angrily, throwing down [-] cents: "That's all, do you want it or not?"

"no!"

"This little money is not enough, you can give more..."

"To your mother!"

With a poof, Xu Damao kicked Jia Zhang over, pushed the bicycle with one leg, rattled, and rode to work in the rolling mill.

"Ouch!"

Looking at Xu Damao who was walking away, Jia Zhang rubbed his face and got up: "Xu, this slap is not over yet. When you come back, I will see how I will deal with you..."

Yelling and cursing, Mrs. Jia took the money and happily went to the breakfast restaurant at the entrance of the alley.

For two cents, you can buy four big meat buns and a bowl of Hu spicy soup.

The stomach can be filled, but who should I go to for lunch?

Yan Bukuan?

Let's forget it, this old bastard's food is not good, and a wotou will have a fight with that, and he will be hung up and whipped a few times, which is not worthwhile.

In bangs?

He can, but it's a pity that he has to go to work this dog day, and there is only one old woman at home, so it's useless to go.

"Didn't you get lunch yet?"

After thinking for a while, Jiazhang's face turned ugly, and he cursed at the direction Xu Damao left: "Xu, give me this afternoon..."

"Is that you, Miss?"

Just as she was cursing, a pleasantly surprised voice suddenly sounded from behind. Jia Zhang was taken aback when she heard it. Then she turned her head and saw a dirty beggar staring at her with disheveled hair.

"Who is your eldest sister, get out of here quickly."

With a big mouth full of yellow teeth, his breath smelled worse than a septic tank, Jia Zhang pinched his nose in disgust, and stepped back a few steps: "Hurry up and get out of here, stop messing around here... "

"You don't remember me?"

Being rejected, the beggar didn't get angry. He brushed back the hair covering his face and pointed to the tip of his nose: "It's me, big sister, you forgot, you didn't wear anything that night, we were in the haystack..."

"Oh~"

Jia Zhang remembered that she had an affair with Cui Dake, and was tricked by Jia Lizi, who ordered the people in the courtyard to strip her naked and show it to the public.

After finally running away, he was knocked out by one.

When she woke up, Mrs. Jia Zhang found herself lying in the haystack, and was misfortune by two beggars.

And the beggar in front of him is one of them.

"It's you bastard!"

I almost forgot about it, but the bastard ran to the front, Jia Zhang would not let him go, he didn't dislike him, he didn't feel disgusted anymore, he grabbed the beggar's arm: "Losing money, my mother's cheap, but It's not for nothing..."