Siheyuan: I Have a Beast System

"Sooner or later, you'll have to pass this test. You'll be beaten every time you beat them. They're all loved ones. If you still don't believe it, how can they scare you to death..."

After comforting himself for a while, Jia Zhengyi was determined, raised his head and chest, and strode forward.

out the door.

I saw Liang Ladi looking around, beside her were Qin Huairu, Yu Li, Lou Xiaoye, Wei Yuanyuan and Guan Xiaoguan and Su Meng who were drunk and unconscious.

Looking at their faces, they were just a little anxious, not angry.

"I heard that you are looking for me?"

Regardless of whether they were angry or not, Jia Zhengyi raised his airs first to prevent the possibility of being bombarded by them.

"What kind of spectacle is it!"

Liang Ladi rolled her eyes and raised her chin. Jia Zhengyi, who had one hand behind his back, urged him speechlessly: "Don't be a stinky fart, hurry up and help me, I just stopped crying, and when I woke up, I started crying again." , we don't care."

"Say it earlier, I'll scare the old man."

It was because he thought too much, Jia Zhengyi heaved a sigh of relief, and rushed over: "What do you need me to do?"

"Need you to wipe your ass."

With a snort, Yu Li and the others pushed the sleeping Su Meng and Guan Xiaoguan directly into Jia Zhengyi's arms: "Your woman, you take care of yourself, sisters? Go back and rest."

"No?"

"Two people, how do I get it back?"

It really doesn't matter, Jia Zhengyi was speechless, holding Su Mu in one hand and Guan Xiaoguan in the other, and shouted at Yu Li and the others who entered the hospital: "Wrong, wrong, come back and do me a favor..."

"None of our business!"

"You have the ability to look for it, but don't you have the ability to hug it home?"

"I know your physical strength. The two of them are very light. You hugged one of them home with each hand."

"Good dream husband, we still love you."

"..."

Jia Zhengyi endured the yin and yang strangeness, but Wei Yuanyuan's naughty at the end broke Jia Zhengyi's defenses: "I love your grandma's legs, get out... When you beg me..."

"Hee hee~"

"let's go……"

Yu Li and the others giggled, and they really left Jia Zhengyi outside and went back to sleep.

"Gan!"

What a mess this shit is.

Glancing left and right, no matter Su Meng or Guan Xiaoguan, each of them slept more soundly than the other, and moved their little mouths from time to time.

"Carry them one by one?"

It's better not to do it, the two of them are drunk, if you carry it on your shoulders, you won't spit yourself.

"Back one and hug one?"

This method is safe, but the problem is that the two of them slept like dead pigs, and they couldn't wake them up.

no solution anymore.

I could only try to wake them up.

"You're home baby, don't sleep..."

"It's dawn, the sun is drying your ass, get up!"

"Wake up, wake up, wake up..."

"You should wake up!"

"..."

Jia Zhengyi, who was shaking the two of them, gradually lost his patience. If he couldn't spare his hands, he would have opened their asses.

"Mother, move home a little bit."

Giving up the struggle, Jia Zhengyi held Su Meng and Guan Xiaoguan's waist with one hand, shrugged his shoulders and supported their heads, breathing in and out, full of alcohol.

The key point is that when the steps are too big, the heads of the two will slide down.

There is no way but to take the duck step.

Fortunately, it is only a few tens of meters away from home, otherwise, it would be really exhausting.

Even so, Jia Zhengyi was already sweating profusely when he brought the two of them home.

"Is it a pig?"

"It's so heavy..."

Feeling in the dark, he led the two of them to the side of (Hiroki). Jia Zhengyi was also tired, and fell down with his arms around the two.

With a muffled thud, the three of them fell heavily on (Hiroki), the quilt was thick enough, and they didn't feel any pain.

Only Jia Zhengyi thinks so.

Guan Xiaoguan and Su Meng were miserable, their faces hit Jia Zhengyi's shoulder hard.

"Hmm~"

Woke up with pain.

Fortunately, I was drunk and my nerves were paralyzed, so it didn't hurt so much.

"Where is this?"

"Why am I spinning in circles?"

Mumbling, Su Meng and Guan Xiaoguan raised their hands and rubbed their sore faces: "My mouth is so dry, Mom? Mom? I want to drink water..."

"Stop shouting, your mother isn't here."

Snorting angrily, Jia Zhengyi pulled out his arm, sat up with difficulty, and pulled the lamp cord tied to the head of the bed casually.

With a snap, the dark room lit up.

"It's so dazzling."

"Lights off..."

Su Meng and Su Meng, who were drunk, raised their hands to cover their eyes, and twisted their plump bodies, trying to turn over.

However, he drank too much wine, twisted for a long time, but did not turn over, and his clothes were lifted a lot.

Especially Guan Xiaoguan, whose white and flat belly is directly exposed in front of his eyes, and under the light, it is particularly shiny.

"It's pretty white."

The corner of his mouth turned up slightly, Jia Zhengyi stood up to pour water, and closed the door without any hassle.

"Shut up~"

"Chichi..."

"..."

As soon as he picked up the hot water bottle, he heard the two humming and chirping. Jia Zhengyi subconsciously turned his head, and saw the two of them struggling to pull on their clothes, exposing a large area of ​​their skin.

"Is this the ultimate test?"

Jia Zhengyi smiled meanly, poured most of the mug of hot water, picked up an empty tea mug, filtered it, and walked towards the two of them.

[Ding, missions are released every three days...]

The sudden system prompt made Jia Zhengyi pause in his footsteps: "Is it really a beast system? I just wanted to pick up a shit, so I came to the task."

【Ding, does the host accept the task of letting the drunk girl know the sinister heart? 】

[Ding, task reward: 5000 yuan in cash, [-] cattle, sheep, chickens and ducks each, [-] soft-shelled turtles and eels, [-] liter of colorless and odorless ether..."

[Ether Note: The high-grade orange drug can be inhaled or taken orally. Those who are recruited will fall into a deep sleep for three hours without any side effects! 】

"Is this reward serious?"

Jia Zhengyi's whole person is not good. He has done bad things a lot, but when it comes to men and women, he considers himself a gentleman and never uses force.

This kind of medicine can be rewarded. This dog hair system wants to let me go further and further on the road of beasts.

【Whether to receive the task...】

"Don't make any noise, let me think about it?"

Pick up?

Still not picking it up?

Jia Zhengyi is very hesitant now, staring at Guan Xiaoguan and Su Meng who have stripped him naked little by little, his eyes are gradually enlarged, and his heart is extremely tormented...

"I've accepted this mission!"

It's not that I want to be a beast, but mainly because Jia Zhengyi gave the whole system a face.

Since time travelling, the dog hair system has been helping him, it is rare to say this today, if he refuses, it would be inappropriate.

Besides, Guan Xiaoguan also has a task of "God-level Appreciation of Treasures".

[The task has been issued, please complete the host as soon as possible...]

"I still need you to beep, I am more anxious than you."

Geigei smiled, Jia Zhengyi shut down the system, walked towards Guan Xiaoguan and Su Meng with a smile.

"When you're drunk, you become passive. I'll help you."

Jia Zhengyi put the tea mug down, rubbed his hands together, and stretched towards the two of them.

In two or three strokes, Su Meng and Guan Xiaoguan were dead, even the hair rope was removed by Jia Zhengyi.

"Drink some water to suppress the alcohol."

Dividing the cold boiling water into two, Jia Zhengyi hugged Su Meng and Guan Xiaoguan from left to right, and put the tea mug to their mouths very intimately.

"Gudong~"