The Trickster's Ninth Episode

"In any case, please give me a name. I don't care if I was wronged or not. I'm too busy talking about arresting the criminal. I hope the people in the subtitle team can discuss the results by themselves and tell me. Please." Umiyalian continued. .

[Fuck, kill people. 】

[It's fair to say that as long as there is one dead ghost, it's okay, and the subtitle group is too miserable. 】

[It's obviously pitiful but I can't stop laughing. 】

[Killing ~~~ people, but also killing ~~~~ hearts? 】

[Apply for World Heritage, quickly apply! 】

[Are you leaving the kindness of the subtitle group behind? 233333】

[This... what is it? 】

[Don't let Brother Xiao change the subject! 】

【Akira is not delaying time, is he? 】

"Ah... Anyway, let's get back to the topic!" Umiya Ren refocused her eyes on the cotton candy on the screen, and couldn't help but sighed. "Let me tell you first, this is the last marshmallow, the last one. It's been so long, and this live broadcast is almost over after eating this marshmallow."

[Is it about to end? 】

【So fast! 】

[DDs are going to mitosis!Fast forward to the commemorative return of 20 fans at station B tomorrow. 】

【Fuck! 】

"To be honest, becoming a woman is a topic that I have never imagined!"

"Guangmei? Although I did say that if I want to become a magical girl, I want to become Guangmei, but following the thread of this topic, I think more about what color I will be, what kind of power-up props and forms I will have. Things like that. On the contrary, I didn’t pay much attention to becoming a girl.”

[Are you actually thinking seriously about what color you will become? Fuck! 】

[Who changed the beauty to become a little girl? (Tactical back)]

Sixteen mirrors dream? (cross out)

[I remember that among the mask chefs in Japan, a large number of men want to become Mitsumi. 】

[As expected of a Japanese. 】

[As we all know, Japanese otaku want to become Mitsumi, Magical Girl, JK, and Fatty. 】

[The first thing I think about when I become Guangmei is what toys I can have, the purity is too high. 】

"Don't be led astray again, viewers who don't watch special shots should have an opinion." Amamiya Ren looked at the direction of the barrage and said something lightly.

【Who do you think this is to blame? 2333333】

【I just need Akira to watch it. 】

[The topic is not important. 】

"Go back to this cotton candy. About becoming a girl... Ah! Why does it have to be three things? Can't one be enough? It's so hard to think about this thing..." Amamiya Lian sighed and said in distress.

"Anyway, it must be what you most want to hear first. If you become a girl, the first thing you will do is to make sure... um... will you be banned if you speak Chinese? Well! In short, for Is it safe to not speak Chinese here? Is it okay not to speak Chinese here? It should not be regarded as a declaration of breaking all Chinese..."

"Well, what you want to hear the most, must be Opie and Mango first, right? A normal and healthy young man will not be curious about this. Even a boy who has dated many women at a young age, for "Not other women's" but "your own" part will be more concerned, right?"

"So the first thing that happens, if nothing unexpected, is that I will go to the bathroom to observe my body, specifically information such as breasts, lower body, figure, and appearance."

[Absolutely, I started a serious analysis. 】

[As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed! (violent theory)]

[Pause, stop, this is a bit different from what we want to see. 】

【Fuck?It's okay to say so. 】

【Dangerous live broadcast】

[Is it going to turn into a situation of being banned for the first B limit? 】

[Speaking Chinese is afraid of being banned, so is it okay to speak Japanese? (half annoyed)]

[At this time, I have to mention a certain player who went online with his real name. 】

[Much grinding, yyut. 】

[Fuck, are there any yyut audiences here? 】

【After all, he is a man who is against his talent. 】

"Next, if I follow the normal process, the second thing I have to do is to determine the environment I am in. If I suddenly become a girl, has my family situation changed? Then others will treat me Whether the sudden change in the body feels abnormal or normal. If conditions permit, I will try to find a way to change back.”

"However, the above are just things that rational trends will do in order. I don't think they should be considered [the most wanted things to do]..."

"The second thing I want to do is to determine my physical fitness. In fact, I am a person who will be extremely insecure if I am too weak. The first thing I want to do before passing through is to determine my own physical fitness. After my appearance condition, if the appearance is excellent, my frail body will bring me a great sense of crisis; even if the appearance is relatively average, at most I can only slightly reduce this sense of crisis.”

"Assuming that I don't exercise at all and grow up naturally, after becoming a woman, there is a high probability that my body will be weaker than when I was a man, so the second thing I want to do should be to exercise. At least to ensure my safety as a girl That’s fine! When the soul is a male, if you realize that you may be molested by other males, the feeling of rejection in your heart may be stronger than that of normal women, right?”

If you are too weak, you will be extremely insecure. This is probably the most sincere sentence that Amamiya Ren has said since the B-limited broadcast has been on for so long today.

[It is too real to have fear of men's physical fitness. 】

[I'm more curious about whether sexual orientation is determined by the spirit or by the body's hormones.Or which side has a larger proportion. 】

[I think the question you are thinking about is very wrong. 】

[If brother Xiao is really so self-disciplined, even if his appearance is relatively poor at the beginning, he can quickly become beautiful, right? 】

[At least the figure is not too bad. 】

【Fuck, I really want to see Joker's sex change!Can't imagine. 】

[The female version of Akira will feel very sassy! 】

[Sister gives a Ji Hui. 】

"The two things I want to do the most are probably these two things. Regardless of the two things of [returning] and [accepting a new life], as long as I can do the two things mentioned above, I should be able to be normal." My life has gone on. But if I have to say there is something to do first..."

"I don't know if you have had such an experience. When I was a child in the early years, it was hot and easy to sweat in summer, and then my mother would often ask me to take a bath, and at worst I had to scrub my body with a towel."

"And at the very beginning, I didn't realize that sweating too much was uncomfortable. I felt that except for the heat, it was basically the same as usual! There is no need to wash so frequently, right? "

"Until there was a sudden one day, without any symptoms, on a very normal day, I woke up from the tatami after a nap, and felt a very sticky and uncomfortable feeling brought by sweat from my arms to my face."

"Since I realized it that time, I suddenly became unable to tolerate the feeling of a lot of sweat sticking to my body. Since then, I don't need my mother to remind me. As long as I feel uncomfortable, I will take a bath or scrub immediately."

"Because of this experience, sometimes I wonder, don't girls generally like to be cleaner than boys, and are more sensitive to details?"

"So I'm curious about what it's like to feel in such a small detail in the girl's world? If I can become a girl, this should be one of the things I want to do the most."

【Oh!I have it and I have it too. When I don’t notice it, it seems like nothing happened. After I notice it once, I can’t ignore it anymore. 】

【So Akira is a very clean boy? 】

【I can! 】

[Ah, are you extracting information so refinedly? 】

[To be reasonable, the information revealed above doesn't make it clear that she loves cleanliness, right? 】

[I think frequent bathing and washing is already better than many people. 】

"Ha... Then, today's chatter is over here, thank you very much for watching."

"Next, I will start reading today's SC. If not unexpected, I will be ready to download it after reading it."

"Thank you very much for raising such a question. Although there are still marshmallows left, I'm sorry that I can't finish them all at once. If there is a chance, let's continue when we have a miscellaneous talk next time."

"The above. This is Akira, the Phantom Thief of Hearts who lives in the virtual world."

Chapter 85 Super Overtime Worker

June 6th→June 10th/Saturday

"Mr. Lian, don't you plan to go to class today?"

In the health care room, Yu Yueqiao helplessly looked at Yu Gonglian who was fully engaged in front of the laptop while holding the tablet.

"Huh? I'm going to the class meeting!" Umiya Lian tilted her head slightly, but her eyes kept looking in front of her and didn't move.

"Don't be so confident about missing two classes!" Yu Yueqiao walked to Yu Gonglian.

"Is it already two classes? I feel like it hasn't been long..." Amamiya Ren turned her attention away and looked at the time. It was indeed the time when the third class was about to end up.

"The fourth class is Modern Chinese. Do you want to go?...Forget it, let's not go. I will talk to Mr. Kawakami later." Amamiya Ren hesitated, but soon A decision was made to continue staying in the health room.

"I remember Mr. Kawakami is your homeroom teacher, right? Is it really okay to leave the homeroom teacher?" Yuzuki Qiaoke wondered if Kawakami Sadayo would go straight to the health room to find Amemiya in the fourth class lotus.

She, a disqualified teacher who helped students cut classes, was really guilty.

"Don't worry! Anyway, I won't be expelled now. In the final analysis, grades are strength for students, so I just need to maintain the first place in the school year. The deviation value is used to fight for the list. After all, the exam is still an exam-oriented education, and I don't need to recommend it, and the deviation value doesn't matter." Yu Gonglian waved her hand casually.

"If Mr. Kawakami has any objections, I will discuss it with her myself later."

"Woo... so scary, is this the top student?" Yue Yueqiao wanted to cry but had no tears.

When a person sees through the rules and makes a decision after weighing it himself, the people next to him are basically unable to persuade him.

People have thought of all the concerns you think of, people have thought of things you didn't think of, people have already taken countermeasures for the possible consequences of the choice, and the worst possible result has been controlled in advance, and the final result is also known. Be ready to accept.What's the point?Unless you can point out the other party's lack of consideration.

"So Mr. Lian, why are you busy in the health room today? Are you painting again?" Seeing that she couldn't persuade her, Yu Yueqiao could only change the subject.

"Well, I have a few friends who are going to debut recently, so I'm making avatars and models for them." Ren Amamiya said truthfully and naturally.

"Debut? Is that what you and Sora-chan are doing?" Yu Yueqiaoke is the instructor of the drama department. Recently, more and more girls in the club have started to get in touch with the thing called Vtuber. She still knows about it , she was also aware of the debut of Yu Gonglian and Shi Naokong back then.

"I feel like you all have taken Vtuber as your main job. Is it really okay?" Yue Yueqiaoke knows very little about Vtuber. As a teacher, she thinks it's a bit dishonest for students to run a livestreaming business. .

But in fact, this is indeed not doing business properly. After all, it is impossible for normal people to take care of both studies and live broadcasts. For example, Shi Naikong has been on leave for a long time, and has basically officially entered the stage of a social person.

Isn't Ren Amamiya also absent from class now?So Yue Yue Qiaoke's concerns are not unreasonable.

"I feel pretty good doing it now. As far as I know, Tokino-senpai is developing steadily and there is no problem. As for the other people in the club...well! I can only say that they really want to debut If so, I will try my best to take care of them, so it shouldn't be a big problem, right?" Yu Gonglian touched her chin and said.

"Mr. Lian said something like a senior!" Yue Yueqiao was a little surprised, this kind of words did not match Yugong Lian's usual restrained personality. "Could it be that Mr. Lian is actually very powerful now?"

"Well~ it's not very good, but I have been working for a few months after all, and I have basically stepped on the pits that should be stepped on. It's okay to show them the way."

"Is there any reward for your enthusiasm in making this thing called Vtuber?" Yue Yueqiao asked curiously.

"Yes, but this industry is essentially a positive pyramid environment, so it is actually quite difficult to make money from this. My grades are not bad in the entire industry, but my actual income is probably lower than that of ordinary high schools. It’s a little bit higher for students to work every day.” Yu Gonglian felt that Yuyue Qiaoke seemed to have some interest in Vtuber, after a little thought, she decided to tell her the cruel side of the Vtuber industry.