The Trickster's Ninth Episode

"Eh? Is that so? I'm sorry, I didn't think about it." Inuyama Yuki felt that Amamiya Ren's words made sense. Of course, she knew that Amamiya Ren was really 17 years old, and it was impossible for her to be a male publicist. Think about it carefully It's really not good to make fun of a certain profession.

"But generally speaking, Akira-san understands this kind of thing quite well, right? If that's the case, I have a suggestion." Inuyama Yuhime changed the subject in the second sentence, and said with great interest. "The members of Homolive mentioned before that there may be a 48-hour relay distribution for all members. Why don't Akira participate in it with the cowherd theme."

(The 48-hour continuous broadcast here is a whole job, not a real live broadcast plan.)

"What nonsense are you talking about? What do you want me to do for 48 hours?!" Yu Gonglian asked back in horror.

"Ah~ I haven't thought about the specifics at all. In short, let yyut play the piano for 48 hours to fill up the time."

"Are you the devil?!"

"Akira, I'll trouble you to entertain the audience with a handsome voice. The job of a male publicist is to chat with you, so it should be fine, right?"

"Why have you already acquiesced that my position is a male publicist?"

"Aren't you participating in this interview as a male publicist? A male publicist who specializes in entertaining Homo." Inuyama Tamaki pretended to be puzzled, as if Amamiya Ren was saying something strange. "Obviously all the songs I sang are cowherd songs."

"Why do these words sound terrible when combined in your mouth?"

"Anyway, as an investigation, let's listen to a few words of hospitality in a handsome voice."

"..." Yu Gonglian took a deep breath helplessly, and then sighed without much concealment.

"[Okay, if it's your wish, anything is fine, I'll try my best to do it.]"

"Really!? Uh...Yah! No, ss-ha-"

"Wait, wait! What's the matter with you being so vacillating?!" Umiya Ren broke his power directly. If he was face to face now, he would probably face Inuyama Yuji and start to retreat.

"No! Then what, can you do it again? Again. Just now... I was not mentally prepared just now." Inushan Yuji argued with a lisp.

"Ah... don't you think it's awkward? This kind of deliberately requested dialogue... [If you have any troubles, please feel free to tell me if you don't mind.]"

"Ah? ↗~ I... I know... White teeth! It's not good! Well, Akira-san, can you do it again? Please do it again."

"Are you really okay?" Ren Amamiya was quite uncertain about Inuyama Tamaki's current state.

"No, it's okay."

"Really?"

"real."

"Do you want to come again?"

"please!"

"Then...[Actually, I have an unfeeling request for Yuji, which is about the income issue mentioned by Hinako-san before...that...]"

"Okay! Whether it's 60 yen or 120 million yen, I can give it to you! Huh?~ I'm going to become a Homo, suki! Please date me."

"Would you rather go to such pains to prove that I can turn homosexuals into Homo?!"

"Yeah~ But Akira-san is really handsome! I feel like someone will buy champagne worth tens of millions." When he said this, Inuyama Tamaki's voice had already returned to normal.

"Whether this is an exaggerated compliment or not, I don't bother to care about it. But even if you are a rich person, it is usually impossible for you to spend so much alone." Amamiya Ren continued to correct some common-sense mistakes of Inuyama Tamahime.

From the beginning to the end, while Amamiya Ren and Inuyama Tamahime are working hard, both sides will tacitly throw out some things that change the topic from time to time, lest the whole work is too popular and go further and further on the road of being burned.

"Eh? Is it?"

"Usually even if there is such a large amount of consumption, it will not be bought in the store! It will be replaced by physical gifts, luxury cars and mansions."

"...Akira-san, have you never been a cowherd?"

"I'm really 17 years old." Ren Amamiya stated the facts in a very flat tone, and it was obvious that this sentence was essentially addressed to the audience.

"By the way, Yuji-san, the interview meeting...is over already?"

"Huh? Well, it's over."

"Then I can go, right?"

"Okay, today's arrangement is only an interview, let's work hard together in Homolive in the future."

"Okay, I will work hard and blow up the headquarters."

"Even if it is blown up, what will come out will only be endless filth."

"Don't be so self-conscious about it and don't state such horrible things!"

"Then today's last interview will end here, thank you for your hard work."

"Thanks for your hard work."

After the final courtesy, Ren Amamiya hung up the discord, leaving time for Tamaki Inuyama to make the final finishing touches.

"Ha——" Ren Amamiya, who finished the distribution, leaned back on the back of the chair and let out a long sigh.

This is probably the most tiring project he has done since his debut.

☆Appendix☆

Note ①——"Double Boiled" is my intentionally inferior translation of "WBX".The original intention should be "W Limit Boiling".

As I mentioned before, I don't like to write lyrics in the text unless necessary, I feel embarrassed.

As for the male publicist’s rewording of this song, at first I planned to seriously write a revised version. The rewritten lyrics are dry goods and can be included in the lyrics of the text.

However, I don't know Japanese, so I don't have the energy to change the Japanese lyrics, so I can only change the Chinese version. The effect is not good, but it should be possible.

Up to this point, changing the lyrics of a cowherd in my mind is probably similar to writing a haiku. At most, I just use the words to be more handsome and flirtatious. I may be ashamed but bear with it and pass.

So I went to check and refer to some information about Niulangqu.

...I can't fucking write it.

So shameful and dirty! ! !

Let me play two lyrics of a classic Tuhai Cowherd song for you to feel.

(This is a planning product that was originally going for the earth, it is an extreme special case, it is not suitable to be applied to all Niulang songs, even this should not be considered a Niulang song, it is an ACG song, but after it came out, it was really praised by many Niu Lang songs Lang Na went to sing, and more detailed things are too long-winded for popular science, so I will omit them. This example is used here to make you feel more deeply.)

【Hey, beauty girl/How much do you really love me? /1 yen? 10 yen? 100 million yen? 123 million yen? /Don’t force yourself please please]

【Handsome, gentle and famous as I am - sorry for having no flaws / humorous, tall and capable - I'm sorry for being born / I'm nervous and anxious and can't stop my chest throbbing!My cat/no problem come to me, I'm yours tonight till dawn]

(It is better to eat with melody and singing)

Although I have long had psychological expectations for the industry of male public relations (because I know the true nature of this industry through intensive research in the past), their songs are also in this style, which is beyond my expectations.

You should be able to understand the reason why I can't write revised lyrics, right?

Chapter 92 The Blank of the Level

(News: The hand is almost healed, ready to resume the update.)

After the linkage was over, Ren Amamiya went down to the first floor to make herself a cup of coffee, and then returned to the second floor.

After a while, Inuyama Tamahime had finished her curtain call and ended the live broadcast.

"Thank you, Yuji-sang."

"Thank you~ What's the matter?"

"Is it really okay to do this plan this time? I always feel that I will cause trouble for you." Yu Gonglian was a little worried.

He has learned from a small number of Kizuna fans that some fans have special requirements for idols-they will unilaterally determine that idols can't do things, and they can't be called to do things.

Ren Amamiya is still conscious about her own affairs, and the existence of extreme gachi fans cannot be eliminated.Although Inuyama Yuji is nominally a pseudo-mother, she is a male.But it's a well-known fact that this guy was born tearing his skin. Who doesn't know that Inuyama Tamaki is the Tsukudani seaweed man?

Therefore, in today's joint project, the last part where Inuyama Tamahime is in heat with Lai Qixiao can easily cause inflammation.

These fans don't care if you are a fake girl or you are planning a whole job, people will only think that this shameless seduce my brother in a bitch by using the persona.

On the Japanese side, the popularity of female fans is different from the fierce smear wars and address specificity of male fans. The accusations caused by the fan groups of highly popular male idols often turn into personal attacks and malicious slander.

For example, "This woman is actually a bitch, seducing men everywhere, doing business, and maybe even had an abortion", "Our brother is just playing with you, please don't have any unreasonable thoughts about being passionate", " It looks pure on the surface, but in fact, there is a sex addiction in private" and other very vicious statements.

Yes, that’s right, in a certain paranoid group, some female fans allow their idols to have affairs and scandals. Even if their idols really slept with a certain woman, their dissatisfaction with the idols will completely turn into dissatisfaction with their idols. The woman's desire to attack.

"If it weren't for you bitch, my brother would definitely not be like this." Does this sentence pattern remind people of many things?Pretty classic logic, right?

In an extreme case, if the woman just cooperates with the man, and behaves a little more friendly and happy during the period, it will cause malicious slander.

Although Ren Amamiya has always had the quality of guiding her own fans, this level of bewitched fans is obviously uncontrollable.Yu Gonglian has always been very self-conscious about himself, so he feels that there is a high probability that there are such girls in his fan group.

In the plan, he will cooperate with Inuyama Tamahime to carry out the cowherd business, because he is not good at this kind of variety show, and he trusts Inuyama Tamahime to control the whole work, so no matter what topic Inuyama Tamahime throws, Amamiya Ren is always Actively cooperate.Believable is trustworthy, and there will still be worries.

From a rational point of view, this kind of extreme slander caused by a small number of people will not have much impact on the business and the overall situation as long as the person's popularity is not bad and there is a fixed fan group who loves him.

The key is the mentality of the person. Once she really suffers such a vicious attack, it is hard for any girl to say that she doesn't care at all.

"Hmm~ Are you worried about this?" Inuyama Yuhime's tone seemed relaxed and cheerful. "It's okay, Inuyama Yuhime is responsible for annoying people on the Internet! I have long been used to this level of anti."

Although Inuyama Tamaki seems to have a wide network of connections and is thriving thanks to the accumulation of Tsukudani nori men, she is still taking the same chaotic route as Kagura Mea. Provoked a lot of anti.

Moreover, the inm circle is also a circle that easily attracts controversy and attacks, so it is not an exaggeration to say that Inuyama Tamaki said that she was scolded all the way here, and her ability to withstand pressure is not low.

"If all the fans want to care about it, Akira-chan will bind herself so that she can't move." Inuyama Tamaki turned around and released Amemiya Ren.

"I'm not an idol, so you don't need to worry about me being too burdened. Now the pressure is obviously all on your side!" Inuyama Tamaki said the truth, there is something that Amamiya Ren doesn't understand, if it's just him who is on fire. However, he couldn't be so free and easy for such an incident that would affect his friends.

"It's okay, it's okay, variety shows! This kind of thing will happen from time to time. I can't just not link up with all my male friends in the future, right? This time it's a vaccination for transformation." Inu Shanyu Ji sees it very clearly. If this kind of thing is not done earlier when the fans are more stable, it will become more and more difficult to get rid of this burden later.

"Hey... In short, it's good that you have considered the consequences. If there is any problem... I will help."

At this moment, Ren Amamiya thought of her [theatre].

Although Ren Amamiya doesn't have any superpowers now, even entering the inner world depends on Emma, ​​but he knows that as long as he persists, both Yasen and Satanyel can return to him at any time.As for further power and authority... probably not a problem.

Just like that outrageous luck and intuition, he doesn't use superpowers because he thinks it's unnecessary, but life is a journey of seeking change, and when necessary, do what is right, Ren Amamiya is not a rigid guy , if necessary, he doesn't mind starting the mind-changing activity again.

After all, always using hacking methods is not the solution, is it?It is also a good thing to think about it from another angle so that the bewitched girl wants to open up and embrace life again.

After getting angry with Inushan Yuji, knowing that the other party is mentally prepared and not impromptu, Ren Amamiya is also a little relieved. The power of gossip can be great or small. If it is serious, the mentality will explode and the nerves will be disturbed, and if it is light, the wind will blow Nothing has happened, if it is Inuyama Yuhime, it is more reassuring.

After hanging up the communication, Ren Amamiya picked up the coffee cup, but before drinking it, a message came from the blank account.

【】: Have you ever been a cowherd?

Lai Qixiao: Die.

【】: Then how do you know this industry so well?

Lai Qixiao: You don’t know?