Morning in the Tower of Swords

"...Didn't I tell you to take a magic wand?"

"Ah? Boss, didn't you say that magic is not as good as physics?"

"Okay, anyway, this thing can also cast spells."

Boss Qiao held the gun barrel with his fins helplessly, and then gently placed the handle on the white-faced owl's forehead. This action was mainly to prevent the white-faced owl from thinking that he was going to kill her. In fact, the most important thing was Dr. The spell that came out of the mouth... it wasn't.

"Guru Lingbo!"

boom!

A burst of extremely cartoonish white auspicious cloud smoke completely covered the white-faced owl in an instant. After everyone waited patiently in amazement, it took about tens of seconds to see the owl again after the smoke cleared...

'It was detected that the player reserved a normal skin for the first time today...Golden normal...The boss of the Antarctic penguin gang, from the entertainment mode..."Penguins of Madagascar", do you want to spend an additional 500 standard units to open the skin expansion function? '

'Expansion functions have been opened for players to unlock new skills: ④Agent Support: You can specify a target and give it the skin and skills belonging to one of the members of the Beifeng Secret Service (Secret, Explosive Leopard, Eva, Big Bear), which lasts until Until the end of today's skin experience, the period cannot be changed. '

"Eva": Eva the Owl, a member of the North Wind Secret Service, is an intelligence expert full of wisdom, but possesses the nature of a killer and superb aerial combat skills. When you mistake her for a weak civil servant, be careful your eyeballs.

Additional skills: ①Professional racial transformation: Any weapons, equipment or utensils with a weight of no more than 100 kilograms will be temporarily transformed into a standard suitable for the owl body, which will last until the end of the skin experience on the day, and there is a high probability that it will become Professional secret agent equipment, but be careful, don't let the penguins touch it again!

②Special Agent Skill Eva Limited Edition: Eva can easily operate and hack into any electronic device, and screen out the required information at the fastest speed, unless a savage southern penguin interferes in the process, otherwise It's almost impossible to fail.

Common attributes of entertainment mode: ① Immortality: You are the guy who brings happiness to everyone. As long as there are people in this world who want to laugh, your mission will not end.

②No injury: There are children watching!It is not good to be injured and bleed like this, and the bad impact on young people is immeasurable!

③ Harmony and love: Any direct or indirect attack on a person cannot cause injury or death, but it will cause double the pain, and make him compulsively faint after the lethal dose is exceeded. '

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"Googoogoo!!!"

When the white-faced owl, who became Eva the owl, found out that she was abnormal, she couldn't even use the stump language she learned from a tough aunt to express her inner tremor.

Not to mention her, except for the usual Penguin agents, who is not shocked?

"This, how is this done?"

Hemer, who is most familiar with the white-faced owl, immediately squatted down and hugged Bai Gugu with both hands. Although the two of them have been experimental partners for several years, it is the first time for the white-faced owl to experience such a Rua furry. , She was so panicked that she immediately curled up habitually.

"Errors happen, errors happen..."

Hemo finally had the day when he had a photo session with Serena and her husband. She only wanted to study the transformation principle clearly, but she didn't notice Bai Gugu's true feelings at all. She just thought that her actions were too rough.

"Ah, I'm sorry, did I hurt you? Just check it a little more, and I will try to be as gentle as possible."

"..."

For a moment, Serena didn't even know who to envy.

Finally, Hemer stopped examining Bai Gugu's body, and concluded without a doubt that it was a real owl's body. After all, even if Hemer hadn't touched a big tree stump, she herself had turned her arms into wings. Skills, she is still very clear about the texture of owl feathers.

But she was still shocked by Boss Qiao's skill of turning a bird into a living bird, which is different from her own skills, just like a person can replace part of his limbs with a prosthetic limb, and can completely transfer a person's mind to a machine The golem body is a completely different technical level.

It is worth mentioning that although Bai Gugu kept making mistakes in Hemer's hands, she did not "blue screen of death" on the spot.

The white-faced owl's infection has gradually affected her spirit. The way of speaking like an electronic device is the habit she forcibly developed to resist this kind of mental erosion. Only in this way can she control her emotions and mental fluctuations as much as possible. , deep in her heart is still the white-faced owl who is full of emotions and likes to knock CP.

The "blue screen of death" is the "fuse" set by the white-faced owl with the help of the medical equipment here after coming to Rhodes Island, just like the medical ring Kelsey set on Amiya's finger. Monitor her for infection and restrain her if necessary.

Because Amiya's spiritual skills are very special, if one accidentally uses them too much, it will not only deepen the infection, but also eat back her own spirit, so there must be a fuse that can be disconnected in time.

The same is true for the white-faced owl. When it detects that the real-time infection symptoms in her body have an abnormal upward trend due to violent mental fluctuations, her consciousness will be temporarily interrupted immediately. Of course, this is only set in the safe environment of Rhodes Island. , otherwise it would be death.

"As a professional researcher, I think you have already noticed it, Miss White-faced Owl, the body you are using now is not an illusion caused by some illusion technique, but a genuine, but exceptionally magical owl , although the duration is only one day, but at least for this day you will not be troubled by infectious diseases at all."

"What, what?!"

Hemer and Serea shouted out almost at the same time, eradicating the Originium infection, isn't this the ultimate goal of Rhodes Island?Although it was only for one day, and it seemed that he had to become a small animal, who said that this skill could not be improved?

You must know that when the world's first Originium generator, which could only produce a weak current, was first produced, people generally believed that this thing was used to fix hair styles. Who would have imagined that it would create the current Longmen What about such a high-tech city?

"This surprises you all? It's indeed short-sighted breastfeeding... Sorry, it seems that Miss Hemer and Miss Saria should also be oviparous."

"...I am not egg-born, doctor, please don't confuse the ancestors with modern people." "Neither am I."

When Bai Gugu heard the important information, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately took out a notebook and a pen from the feathers in his chest to record it, without even thinking about how he did it, and just as penguin fins can not Like picking up various items scientifically, her current body structure also does not speak physics.

As for what she was writing, Qiao Ge will look through the notes in the future. The record has no date, and the words "Knock CP Meizizi" are written on each page crookedly. Looking at the characters, there are ten characters written all over the book.

'There is no reproductive isolation, marriage is recommended'.

"From now until tonight, your code name is no longer White-faced Owl, but Eva, my elite intelligence expert, do you understand?"

Eva is not a member of the Penguin Secret Service at all, but a member of the North Wind Secret Service. Although the two have cooperated in dealing with Dave the Octopus, they should be competitors in general. You can tell by the name, one is the North Pole and the other is It's from the Antarctic. Do you still remember the apple cannon called "Civil War"?

It's just that there's no need to tell the white-faced owl about it, she just needs to remember the authority of Boss Qiao, that is, the doctor.

"Understood, Doctor."

"No! You have to call me the boss, and you have to call other people a professional agent code name. Listen, the code names of these three seniors are cool, kawaii, and rookie. Rookie, give it to your younger generation. Set an example and tell Eva about our Southwind tradition!"

Kong Wenyan's whole body trembled, the black and white hairs on his body stood up like electricity and then softened. Whether in Penguin Logistics or Penguin Special Forces, she was always the youngest, and she could take care of it whenever she wanted. Are you worthy of the title of senior?

For a moment, he became flustered, lifted his stomach with his double fins, then walked up shaking his head, his two big eyes blinked at the few people in front of him, such a simple action made all the people present involuntarily Lost for a moment.

The former and current employees of Rhein-Life have personally experienced the mood of one of their colleagues when they saw the Great Emperor.

What a peerless cutie!can i touch it ?

"Hi, hello, I'm a rookie. Although this transformation is only one day like yours, I have already performed a mission, so I should be considered a senior."

"Hello, senior rookie."

Sora stretched out a short penguin fin towards the white-faced owl, and the white-faced owl, who was immersed in the shock of cuteness, froze for a moment before reacting and stretched out a long owl wing to her. The structure of the handshake is still very serious, and the rolls swayed together several times.

But in the next second, the other fin pressed against Sora's round head, turning her 180 degrees like a compass.

"No rookie! I didn't ask you to introduce yourself! You are really lazy! Look at the operators of Black Steel International, but they train hard every day on their own, and they can't fish every day just because they can become penguins! "

Qiao Ge has made up his mind this time to let Penguin Logistics and the others participate in the operator training in Rhodes Island. Lazy like a strawberry soldier, he will only stretch his hips even more when he encounters a battle, and he won't even obey orders.

As for the shortage of Dubin's coaching staff, isn't Aunt Xiao Ma not here?After assisting Linguang in handling the initial establishment of the Casimir branch, she should report to Rhodes Island with Xiaguang.

Don't ask why it is called Maria Xiaguang and not Zofia Whipblade, aunt is aunt!

"Come here, Eva, now let me demonstrate the tradition of the South Wind Secret Service in person, and extend your dominant hand."

"?"

The white-faced owl stretched out her right hand... right wing with a confused expression on her face. Before she could react, Boss Qiao had already slapped it with a flick of her fin.

puff.

"..."

The situation is not ideal. No wonder the Penguin team does not recruit other species. The flying feathers on the owl's wings can't make the crisp sound of the penguin's fins.

But this is not a problem for our boss, I saw him scratching the flat head with the tip of his fin for a while, and then he greeted the angel to spit out a bunch of small bits and pieces prepared in advance, and immediately messed up the ground in a daze It was so smoky that even he himself could not be seen.

Until a penguin fin protruded from above the smoke, holding a small square flat device wrapped in white leather at the tip.

diu~diu~diu~der! !

After a sound effect from nowhere, Jogo read out the name of this handicraft.

"Intelligent slapping style Hazura Hidden Sword!"

"It can be easily hidden inside your wing feathers without affecting flight, and it can automatically eject the blade when you flap your wings on the flesh, and most importantly, it will not be triggered by penguin fins, and it can flap out Crisp sound!"

"Of course, although the name is Hidden Blade, according to our consistent tradition, the blade inside is a sharpened yam slice."

This extremely weird weapon naturally confuses everyone present, especially the old general Herag who is familiar with various armaments and weapons.

A specially designed Hidden Blade for owls, and intelligent recognition of penguin fins is enough. Why use yam for the blade? ? ?Isn't this thing for pranks!If it is really used in battle, even if the enemy is not wearing any armor, can your yam really poke into the flesh? ?

And there is another biggest problem that is the maintenance of weapons. Other weapons are regularly polished and oiled to prevent rust. Your Hidden Sword needs to be refrigerated and kept fresh. Do you have to go to the vegetable market to replace fresh seasonal yams? ?

But Boss Qiao didn't give others a chance to refute, but directly handed it to the white-faced owl. When the white-faced owl took it curiously and was about to try it out, he found that the cheap wooden inner frame and white leather of the Hidden Sword Transformed instantly, it became a wing ring full of modern technology.

Hazo style electric shock Hidden Blade.

Because of Eva's exclusive transforming ability, the props of the "I can think about it" series made by Qiao Boss are instantly transformed into special agent equipment, which can also be lightly hidden inside the feathers and activated by smart touch, but can be sent to the human body in an instant. The powerful electric current makes it temporarily incapacitated, which is indeed a professional agent configuration.

"It's amazing! What kind of magical skill is this??"

Saria deliberately volunteered to reach out her hand and was shocked. Even her powerful physique can be instantly paralyzed by the shock, which shows its powerful effect. Will faint.

But the most amazing thing is not the Hidden Hidden Sword, but how these small animals made such equipment out of a few pieces of wood, a few pieces of leather, a bottle of glue, and a piece of yam. It's not scientific at all!

But its original maker boss is very dissatisfied with this, because after the transformation, there will be no slapping sound effect, which is his original intention.

diu~diu~diu~der! !

"M1917 Columbia Smith & Wesson!"

I saw Boss Qiao holding a gun with one hand, pointing the muzzle of the gun at the electric shock ring with a "kind" expression.

"You change back for me, otherwise don't blame me for being rude."

……

The wing ring actually shed a drop of cold sweat, and then immediately released cartoon smoke with a bang, and after the smoke cleared, only the Yam Hidden Sword was left.

Snapped!

Boss Qiao asked the white-faced owl to wear it and clapped himself again, and nodded in satisfaction after hearing the sound.

"I didn't expect, I didn't expect that Chen Huijie, you with thick eyebrows, big eyes and big nose, would ask me for help one day."

"Nonsense, you char siew cat, you owed me the last time, this is called repaying the debt!"

"So you don't deny that you have thick eyebrows, big eyes and big nose, do you?"

"……To shut up."

At this time, a guest who is no longer familiar with the Guards Bureau came to Police Officer Chen's office. Of course, it was our Miss Shi Huaiya Brain Axe. When she walked along, almost all the police officers greeted her as before. , although she didn't add the title of police officer, didn't the subordinates call her Miss when she was still in the Guard Bureau?

She is the foreign aid that Chen Huijie applied for from Wei Yanwu. As for what Police Officer Chen said she owed last time, of course it was the time she was knocked out by a penguin. In fact, it was the doctor's idea. Shi Huaiya just followed the doctor's orders Just a cover.

But considering that Cerebellar Axe himself had the initiative to investigate the traitors of the Guards Bureau at that time, and this assassination list incident involved all aspects of Longmen, even including Lin Yuxia, her father, Mouse King Lin Gerui, and Shi Huaiya. Without much hesitation, she agreed to Chen Huijie's request.