Morning in the Tower of Swords

Originally, I thought that some ambitious organization that wanted to use God to gain power was targeting me. This is not the first time I have encountered this kind of thing, but it turns out that everything I expected before has gone in the wrong direction. The real fulfiller But it's such a mere rabbit... Ah no, it's from the Cates.

Why?How could a Cartesian make her feel an unprecedented sense of crisis, perhaps she wouldn't even feel that way when confronting the Forbidden Army led by the Emperor of the Great Yan.

Nian now regrets asking the Iron Eater to help her find her sister Xi, because the more she tries to observe Dr. Bugs Bunny with five or even six senses, the more she finds that the other party distorts everything around her like a black hole crack. That's all, but in these distorted things, there is even her power as a god.

In other words, if the other party can take the initiative to manipulate this ability, he can shatter Nian's theocratic power, wipe her out of power, and in the best case, turn her into an ordinary mortal.

Then this is not a problem that can be solved by calling a helper to contribute, but a problem of whether there is one dish or two dishes on his table.

However, when Nian was crazy about what Dr. Bugs Bunny's main body was, Huang Da Mao Mao's mood was completely different from hers. Rubbing each other.

"Hey, doctor, you are here, can I touch you?"

"Of course, Huang, how can there be no reward for meritorious service, come on."

"Then I'm welcome!"

Huang's groping method is not the kind of rubbing his hands on the top of his head twice, but rushing forward to hold Dr. Bugs Bunny in the princess's arms, and rubbing his cheeks on his soft belly with excitement, From time to time, he would bury his nose and mouth in the fur and take a deep breath, his expression seemed to be more refreshing than that of Ha Cao.

Even under such a fierce "offensive", Dr. Bugs Bunny's expression is still so calm, not only does the carrot in his hand not delay at all, but he also finds time to wink at Nian who is still in shock not far away.

"What happened, Miss Nian (chewing and chewing), why are you so serious?"

To be honest, Tuba Qiao’s words were really not teasing on purpose, but he really didn’t understand why Nian would be so wary of himself when he suddenly appeared. We are just a harmless rabbit to humans and animals. "God" is too cowardly, isn't it?

This year is a shame!

Described by the myths that the West likes, Nian at this time is not only the god of fire and casting in the Yan Kingdom, but also has a similar setting to the mountain hidden flame Ornn in the League of Legends.

The year's eight-character motto "the sky has an oven, and the earth produces hardware", among which "hardware" comes from "the earth produces hardware to use the world and future generations, and its meaning is still the same." The willingness of this sentence It means that people of different classes play different roles in society just like the five metals of gold, silver, copper, iron and tin, and they are indispensable.

However, with the development of smelting technology and more types of metals discovered by people, the term hardware can refer to almost all metals that people know. The god of blacksmiths who cast any metal into a country's utensils.

"Who are you... exactly, and what is the purpose of coming to Yan Country?"

"Emmmm, so you don't know? Huang, didn't you introduce me in advance?"

Hearing the doctor's question, Huang, who had always been immune to cute little animals, finally pulled his face out of the fur, like a big cat out of water.

"Of course I said it, doctor, don't worry about my work!"

"Stop kidding, you girl, is what you're talking about and what I'm seeing really the same thing?"

This time, Qiao Ge understood something from Nian's helpless and dejected tone, as if he knew he was about to die, so Dr. Bugs Bunny's lucky rabbit kicked lightly on Huang's chest twice and jumped out of his arms. He came out, took out a small comb and smoothed out the messy fur on his belly that had been licked by the cat's tongue, and then opened his mouth in a leisurely manner.

"Hey, I think there must be a little misunderstanding between us. My real identity is only Dr. Rhodes Island. As for where your question comes from, if time permits, why not explain it in detail here."

"Do I still need to explain this? Your existence itself is a mockery of stepping on our feet. Does the predator need to listen to the reason why the prey does not want to die before eating?"

"..."

Your persecution paranoia is quite serious. If it weren’t for the fact that you are here to talk about business now, Qiao Ge really has to let Nian see what dua is... Ah, no, it’s the humanistic care of Rhodes Island, especially Dr. The office is quite big.

Now Qiao Ge also probably understands why Nian is so afraid of himself. The "halo" of cartoon characters like Bugs Bunny is not just the halo of being stupid. As long as he is guided by a specific plot, he can even modify the laws of physics at will.

And Nian, who came from the clone of the last ancient god in Yan Kingdom, carried a part of the Law of Great Yan on her body. It is integrated with it, forming a "divine art" system that is different from Originium skills.

Of course it's not the man-made god "magic art" like that on the Kjerag Snow Mountain, which is why Bugs Bunny was not feared as much as he is now in the Kalan Temple.

Nian's magic not only does not require faith, but is also closely linked to the destiny of the country of Dayan. The only person who can pose a threat to her should be the Emperor Dayan, because the destiny is in the hands of the emperor.

So Nian's attitude at this time is not unreasonable. At a small scale, it means that a deadly threat suddenly appeared without knowing the details. At a high scale, Bugs Bunny can even distort the destiny, trapping the entire Yan Kingdom in a thousand calamities and never recovering.

But being capable doesn’t necessarily mean you have to do it. For example, Zi’s fish-killing knife technique is already a masterpiece, and it’s absolutely easy to kill an ordinary person. But even so, people still come to his booth all day long asking questions. he:

"Did your fish go to college?"

"Buy your lobster in the morning, eat it at noon, and leave at night."

"I bought your fish and went home to cook soup. My mother is very happy, because my life insurance is signed in my mother's name."

There are countless numbers like this, and you have never seen larvae turn their faces and slash people?

However, this example does not fully represent Nian's current situation, because she doesn't know Jogo at all, but Jogo knows that Lai is a good person who needs no defense.

But this is not a problem for our invincible Tuba Qiao, the relationship in the future can be cultivated slowly later, and now if you want to cooperate with me willingly... In short, let her become stupid first.

"I understand, Miss Nian, if my appearance bothers you, I can continue to keep a distance that makes you feel comfortable, but there is something urgent and important that I have to tell, are you willing to listen?"

"It's hard to answer. If I say I don't want to, can you let me go?"

"It's unlikely. This matter is also very important to me. If you refuse, you can only take some actions."

Dr. Bugs Bunny put on his trademark indifferent smile very skillfully, but in Nian's vision, such a gesture would only send a chill down her spine.

"...Then do I have any choice? Let's talk about it."

"Very wise choice."

Dr. Bugs Bunny suddenly pulled out an afterimage. The speed was so fast that even Nian, who was the best at swordsmanship among all the brothers and sisters, didn't have time to react. He stood in front of her almost instantly.

Even though the whole rabbit was still dangling with inertia like a spring that had just been bent, Dr. Bugs Bunny still put one of his rabbit hands on Nian's shoulder steadily.

"Old lady, don't miss it when you pass by. Do you want to try our latest chili sauce from Rhodes Island? Due to the shortage of raw materials, it is still a special internal offering that is completely unavailable on the market."

Dr. Bugs Bunny ejected three cans from his arm and put them in front of her. This behavior naturally caught Nian off guard, and his face was full of astonishment.

"You...you are talking about this is the most important thing???"

"Then what? This is a major issue related to Rhodes Island's first non-staple food brand and the first step in the income-generating industry chain. Besides, we still lack a taster who has a very high taste and tolerance for hot sauce to help." To develop better products, I have long heard that my sister has her own unique views on chili culture, would you mind giving me some advice?"

Dr. Bugs Bunny talked wildly, and his hands were not idle. When he opened the caps of the three grades of hot sauce, Charmander, Charmander, and Charmander, the tip of Nian’s nose suddenly overflowed. Eat the spicy aroma of three barrels of rice.

So much so that even if she was approached by "life-threatening" and seemed to be able to knock her out of her wits at any time, Nian couldn't help but widen her eyes and shout:

"Okay! The smell alone is the best. It's spicy but not choking. The aroma is extremely mellow but very natural. You can't feel any extra artificial spices. What kind of hot sauce is this?"

"Old cat!"

"...What an old dry cat! Although I don't understand what you're talking about, it deserves a good word from me! I just don't know how it tastes with the tongue, and what about the spiciness?"

The two matched their lines exactly like they were singing a Yan opera, and they fell into the play completely. Nian's love for spicy taste suddenly overshadowed the distance between life and death. He took out a golden radish and handed it to Nian.

"Then dip it in it and taste it! Keep it safe if you want to eat one or two or ten or two. For your size, old lady, at least twenty!"

Although the color of the carrot that Dr. Bugs took out was very strange, Nian, who was hooked by the hot sauce, didn't pay much attention to these details. For one thing, if the other party is really a big devil who can distort and smash the laws, it is not necessary to make her succumb. Poisoning is so troublesome.

The second reason is that the temperature in her body is as high as 1400 degrees Celsius. Even without magic spells, there is no poison that can remain active in such an environment, even if it is the doctor's own... Cough, that is not right, Superman skin It should still be possible.

It seems that Sun Wukong, the great sage of Monkey King in "Miqing" in the West Paradise, has done similar things with Red Boy, but Qiao Ge probably shouldn't have this kind of skin, because the golden cudgel is set to belong to Monkey King ... Well, it's very bad, and the influence on teenagers is very bad.

Nian definitely doesn’t know the little girl in Jogo’s heart. She is still tasting the little charmander hot sauce according to the "official" recommended order. She first used magic to control the golden carrot to suspend it in mid-air, and then took out a handful of it from behind. A small knife, after a few flashes of the shiny knife, only carrot sticks that have been cut into lengths, shorts, and thicknesses are evenly distributed.

"Huh! Even the meat inside is golden. This carrot variety is quite unique."

"Of course, you can always trust the rabbit's taste, please use it."

Nian didn't understand what the relationship between rabbits and carrots was, but she couldn't wait at this moment, so she immediately picked up one of the carrot sticks and dipped it in sauce to taste.

"Hmm~~! What a novel taste, the radish is crispy and refreshing, sweet and juicy, the sauce is smooth and delicious, leaving a fragrance on the lips and teeth, but it's a pity that it's not spicy enough...Eh? Wait a minute!"

When Dr. Bugs Bunny heard Nian's very professional comments, the beard roots on that rabbit's face were twitching. The reason why Bugs Bunny can withstand the level of spiciness of the charizard is because the entertainment mode will not hurt him, but this does not mean that he Would love that level of flavor.

In fact, except for his preference for carrots, the taste of Bugs Bunny is the same as that of Jogo in normal times. If there is no entertainment mode or the protection of Geng Gui’s nihilistic body, the extreme Charmander level of ordinary people is enough for him to pass out. , As a result, it was put here in the year, but only a comment that was not strong enough.

But before Tuba Qiao urged her to use the next fire dinosaur hot sauce, Nian seemed to notice something when she tasted it carefully.

"This sauce doesn't seem to be made of chili peppers from Terra?"

Dr. Bugs Bunny's whole body trembled when he heard the words, and even his hairy tail curled into a ball became erect at this moment.

“How come you see?”

"At any rate, I also bear a little bit of the law of Terra. Although I can't identify the variety of this pepper, there is energy that does not belong to the law of Terra. Apart from the outside world, what other possibilities are there?"

It turns out that Dr. Bugs Bunny’s expression didn’t change after listening to it, but he was relieved in his heart. If he just tasted it from the attribution of the law of energy, then it’s okay, it means that only a real “god” can tell the difference. In this world, Terra How many gods can there be?

At first he thought he could distinguish it from the taste of chili peppers. You must know that people who eat spicy food are not uncommon in Yan Kingdom, especially in areas such as Shu and Huxiang. Isn't the release directly revealing the truth?Not to mention that there will be other Pokémon products in the future.

"As expected of you, old lady, that's right, its raw materials come from a world where rare beasts and humans coexist harmoniously. We usually call it the world of Pokémon."

"...Is that so? That's really interesting."

Probably out of fear of Dr. Bugs Bunny, Nian now doesn't want to get to the bottom of the origin of the Pokémon world, but puts the radish strips in his hand into the jar of hot dinosaur hot sauce.

"Wow! This is so good! While perfectly recreating the flavor of the previous sauce, it also brings out the spicy aroma to the extreme. The harmonious coexistence of the two makes people reach the peak of the fire. Hmm~ I have never tasted such a good sauce. Spicy sauce, I heard it in the morning, and in the evening, I will die!"

Although Nian was grabbing the hot dinosaur chili sauce and praised it, his expression still didn't feel a bit spicy. It can only be said that it has indeed exceeded the upper limit of spicy chili produced in Terra. Nian has never tasted such delicious food, but Still not at the limit of her taste.

"This is the peak of the fire? You underestimate my old dry cat, try the next one!"

"You don't need to say that I will do it too, what's the name of the next one, I have to...!?"

Nian just casually threw the radish sticks dipped in sauce into his mouth, and he could see her cheeks glowing red at a speed visible to the naked eye. Then she closed her eyes in a fascinated manner, raised her head slightly, and opened her eyes slightly. Vermilion lips, sending out a series of daydreams, but...

"Uh huh~~ Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo..."

...I learned the sound of the flame-throwing trick on the spot.

Although she should be able to breathe fire and strike iron, just like a human being can hiccup, but the long hiccup after drinking a bottle of cold soda in the hot summer is obviously different.

However, unlike Kosiche's tragic methane jet, Nian was still very excited while spewing fire, her complexion was rosy and shiny like the widow who was in drought for a long time, and even the flames on her tail became more and more vigorous, and gradually rose to the top. air.

The wild fire-breathing dragon lives in the crater called Charizard Valley for many years. The flames ejected from the mouth are enough to melt the rocks into magma with a temperature as high as 1400 degrees. Say this is a coincidence of fate?

"This... this is too exaggerated!"

Seeing all this, Huang couldn't help shrinking her head, her two cat ears were pressed back into airplane ears. Although her skill is also related to high temperature, it is still considered a thing like spraying fire from her mouth. It's a ball, maybe it will be made into a dragon, tiger and phoenix!

"It's cool!!! This is not only a taste enjoyment, the full flame energy is more nourishing to me than any natural treasure! What is the origin of this?"

Nian couldn't help but continue to taste one after another. While spiraling fire, she jumped and ran around like a child excitedly. It is Yasuo, the wind sword master who has only learned "stepping forward" to gallop in the line of soldiers.

"This is the old dry cat experimental model "Charizard" prepared by me and a professional perfumer in Rhode Island. It should not be enjoyed by ordinary people. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is specially made for you. "

"Is that so!! It seems that I have misunderstood you, how can someone who can make such heavenly delicacies be a bad person!"

Only you will regard it as a delicacy, no matter how you look at it, it should be used for brutal executions!

Dr. Bugs Bunny's eyelids trembled slightly, but he was still very glad that his bribery method was as effective as expected, and of course it was also due to the halo of being stupid.

"No, how can I enjoy such a delicious meal alone, I have to ask my sister to taste it too!"

Xi, who was far away in a mountain hut, suddenly shivered, and the ink in his hand suddenly forked, and the precarious artistic conception of the picture scroll on the case was instantly destroyed.