Morning in the Tower of Swords

This child may be able to touch Ansel's femininity.

It was 12:21 at this time, and it was only half of the 40-minute Big Eating King qualifying competition, but nearly 90.00% of the players had abstained because the burrito was stuck in their throats and they couldn't hold it.

But the rest of the contestants did not relax because of the decrease in competitors, because only intense and dangerous competitions like Smash Bros. Auditions can have multiple qualifying places, and competitions like Big Stomach King Auditions that have almost no threshold for qualifying There is only one place, and that is to win the championship.

But among them, the two contestants who have already ranked in the top two and surpassed No.3 by at least ten burritos seem to have no sense of the tense atmosphere of other people eating Hesai. Instead, they chatted slowly while eating, and even There is still time to pick up the cold beer filled with a large glass and pour a few large glasses until you are slightly drunk.

Looking at the other players' tables, they only drank half a glass of beer at most, because this stuff is not counted in the weight of the competition food, and they would only take a sip if they couldn't stand the choking.

"Sister Kaina Lisa is amazing, how many burritos is this already?"

"47, but the sauce is rich but not greasy, and the spiciness is just right. It should be no problem to eat about 50 more, but I don't know if there is enough time."

"Wow! I'm only 44, but I won't give up so easily!"

Kelsey eats a lot not because of her special stomach, but because the rice bucket built into her spine can replace her to quickly digest food and store a lot of energy. As long as she eats enough at one time, in extreme cases, Kelsey can even go without eating for a month .

Of course, the price is that she has to bear the extra food and energy consumption of Mon3tr, just like a car with a huge supply fuel tank. Although it can be refueled from it at any time, the load of the fuel tank is also the reason for the substantial increase in fuel consumption.

When she was in Rhodes Island, she always solved the problem of high energy consumption by eating a lot of sugar. After all, the majesty of the queen mother of Rhodes Island cannot be lost on the legend of the canteen's food bucket, but this does not prevent other strange legends from being caused. Among them The weirdest thing about it is that...Kelsey doesn't need to poop.

But today, no one knows her current appearance anyway, and she can finally let go of her appetite to cook. It is estimated that this is one of the reasons why she temporarily changed her mind and wanted to participate in the Big Eater Competition.

As for No.2, who is only three burritos behind her, this cute boy named Shuiyue can only judge from some of his more recognizable and unique physical characteristics that he is probably an Agor , in this case, it is probably understandable, some Agor people with special blood are indeed very good at eating.

As for who it is, there is no need to mention it again, right?I understand everything, but I always point out that Titi is boring, don’t you think Titi?

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"Congratulations to Ms. 'Cat's Claw' Kaina Lisa for breaking the store's historical record with an astonishing score of 101 big hat brother burritos, and winning the championship of the Big Eater Audition! Your name will be reported to the Extreme Ironman Grand Prix immediately group and qualify for the competition.”

Kelsey gracefully wiped the burrito meat sauce near her mouth with a napkin. It was only slightly protruding and fluffy, and it was impossible to tell that she had just stuffed a normal person's food for dozens of days, while Shuiyue It was a narrow loss with 99 and a half scores.

"I'm sorry, if I didn't participate on a temporary basis, this championship should be yours."

Maybe it would be a bit ironic to say this from someone else, but Kelsey is indeed apologizing sincerely, because she is using cheating cats to make food, and only others are actually eating it.

"It's okay, I didn't care about these games at first, I just want to experience novel things that I have never experienced in the past. It would be even better if I could get to know some good people like Sister Kaina Lisa."

"...good guy?"

Kelsey was a little puzzled by Shuiyue's words. From the beginning to the end, she just competed with him to eat burritos for 10 minutes. What kind of standard can be regarded as a good person?

"Ah, please don't worry about it. I'm just naturally more able to feel the kindness of others. The reason why I took the initiative to strike up a conversation is because I can perceive that my sister should be a good person. Of course, including my sister's powerful boyfriend.

But... uh, it seems that I haven't seen my sister's boyfriend since just now, where did he go?I'd love to talk to him face to face. "

Following Shuiyue's suspicious eyes, Kelsey, who was addicted to cooking, realized that it was indeed a long time since she saw the figure of the doctor, so she simply sensed the position of Mon3tr, and finally located a huge black object hidden behind the crowd .

"Wow!! What kind of creature is this? It's so cute."

I saw a group of black, furry meat mountains as big as the temple clocks of Yan Kingdom lying on the ground and sleeping soundly. When I looked closely at the green pointed ears on the top of its head, I found that this dyed "hairy pig" turned out to be The "little" black cat that Mon3tr turns into!

Kelsey immediately understood the cause of the matter, and was embarrassed for a while. The original Mon3tr could quickly convert what she ate into energy crystals attached to her body, but today's Mon3tr has become a cat, so only This channel is converted into fat.

And only when Kaierxi and Shuiyue worked together to turn the fat cat that slept when it was full like a tank, did they find a piece of paper stuck to the ground under its stomach, which could still treat the cat. Doctor's "Cat Cake" with Kelsey winking.

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"Welcome all the distinguished guests from Rhodes Island. This young lady must be the rumored Amiya. Seeing is believing. Rhodes Island is indeed a dynamic company."

The meeting between Rhode Island and Mayor Candela was arranged on Candela's favorite exclusive luxury yacht, which should be regarded as the highest level of courtesy for Dosores, while Rhode Island accompanied Amiya on board only There are two operators, Hong and Chen Huijie.

From the outside, Candela doesn’t seem to have anything special except that she is a capable woman of the Pero tribe. What kind of ruthless character.

Even Wei Yanwu didn't want to have anything to do with her, although Candela tried to invite Wei Yanwu to Dosores as a guest every year, and even taught herself fluent Yan Guo dialect to curry favor, Wei Yanwu never appreciated it.

This time Rhodes Island will receive an invitation letter from Wei Yanwu to cooperate with Candela, it must not be because of any commercial cooperation between the two, but because this old slippery dragon wants to push Rhodes Island to the fore by borrowing the donkey from the slope Shield him from the arrows so that Candela will stop harassing herself.

"Where, the current Rhodes Island is all relying on collective strength to develop into its current appearance. In fact, it has nothing to do with me. It is incomparable to the importance of Ms. Candela to this city. If there is no You wouldn't have Dossoles now."

"Haha, although I really want to learn the virtue of Dayan's modesty, it is an irrefutable fact that Dosores would not be able to exist today without me. Welcome to my city!"

"Speaking of which, the guard next to Miss Amiya is really cute. Although she looks younger than Miss Amiya, she is already full of experience and killing spirit, no worse than any of my guards. , can I touch you?"

Perhaps trying to ease the pretentious atmosphere just now, Candela's eyes suddenly fell to the obedient and quiet Red Cub standing aside, but her compliments were not random, Perlo and Ruper They are close relatives, and it is normal to have similar aesthetics.

But our Red Cub is already very cute and doesn't need anyone's approval.

"Don't come close, Hong, or you will be cut off."

"Uh...hahaha, it's really cute, and it's also very individual. I like it. Then the other one, if I'm right, is Chen Shi-nephew, right? I almost sworn brother and sister with Brother Wei back then. It's a pity that we went our separate ways for this city, and the two of us never saw each other again."

As the host, Candela was deflated by an operator in Rhodes Island, and was gestured at with a knife, but she didn't feel annoyed at all. From this, it can be seen that she has the ability to judge the situation and her tolerance, but she is a little embarrassed There was still a little bit, so I hurriedly moved the topic elsewhere.

Although Wei Yanwu didn't know that Chen Huijie would follow, and of course it was impossible to inform Candela, it was still very easy to recognize her. After all, she was of Yan Guolong's bloodline, and her characteristics couldn't be more obvious. Since Candela could How can someone who speaks fluent Yan Guo dialect not know about this?

"I am no longer a police officer of the Longmen Guard Bureau, and I have no special relationship with the owner of the Longmen. I am just an operator in Rhodes Island. Ms. Sanchez, please do not treat me differently."

Chen Huijie obviously didn't want to show face too much. Although the tension between Tallulah and Wei Yanwu eased a little because of Tallulah's liberation, it was only to the extent that they wouldn't be eccentric when they met each other.

But this doesn't stop Kandela's determination to have a relationship with Wei Yanwula for ten years. Disadvantages, especially when the archenemy Ursus has just been frustrated.

"Of course it will not be treated differently. This is not the way Dosores treats guests. However, there are some old friendships. You and I can get closer. Use Sanchez to call Duoshengfen, and the nephew will call me directly. My name Candela is fine, if you like, I would like to ask you to call me aunt."

"..."

The word aunt originally didn’t have any special meaning, it was just her father’s sister, but Candela just now was clearly boasting that she and Wei Yanwu are siblings, and Wei Yanwu is Chen Huijie’s uncle, so why not call her aunt or aunt?

Even though there is no difference between aunt and aunt in Colombian, she speaks authentic Yan Guo dialect.

So this made Chen Huijie involuntarily think of another famous "aunt" who was working as an instructor on Rhodes Island. She was in charge of the short-term training of the operators when Chen Huijie first came to the island. Gradually, the two became drinking together occasionally. Drink tea and fight wine, and make good friends.

What does this man dare not jump out of his mouth when he gets drunk?Therefore, Chen Huijie has a clear understanding of the identity of this "aunt", which also allowed her to successfully have an extremely distorted understanding of the title of "aunt".

So at this moment, when Candela suddenly asked herself to be called aunt for no reason, Chen Huijie didn't think about her father's relationship at all, but reacted immediately... Did she have strange thoughts about herself? ! !

Leopard Cub Alert (キ｀?Д??)!!

"No, there's no need, San, Ms. Candela, just keep calm. I don't represent anyone, I'm just an operator accompanying Amiya."

"Hahaha, listening to your tone of voice and the heroic look in your eyebrows and eyes, it is exactly the same as Brother Wei when you were young, but since you don't like to hear it, I won't be such a nuisance."

Candela didn't know that Chen Huijie had inexplicably put her on the aluminum and copper list that needed to be vigilant in order to protect her chastity, but she started entertaining her on her own.

"Since it's the first time to come to Dosores, why not experience the unique style of this place before talking about other things, at least let me treat you as a landlord, right?

By the way, it will be the beach fight at three o'clock in the afternoon. This is the most exciting part of the summer grand prix audition. You can watch the TV broadcast and bet at any time on this yacht. Just watch it and you will understand , Siesta's boring music festival is absolutely incomparable to us! "

Candela's words are nothing to the ears of others, but she deliberately mentioned them in front of Rhodes Island, who just signed the contract with Kiesta, obviously wanting to compete, and also implying that her goal is to Grab Kiesta's business.

There is also the method of betting on the opening, which of course I learned from Casimir. Candela never minds learning from the strengths of other families and then stepping on them.

But Amiya turned a deaf ear to this, because she had already turned her head to look at the huge TV screen on the yacht with full attention. At this time, Mobu was introducing all the players who signed up for Smash Bros., and Ami Ya knew very well that someone would definitely appear in the live broadcast.

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"The next person to participate in the big fight is a petite and cute boy, but there is a bottomless abyss hidden deep in his stomach. He broke the historical record in the just-concluded Big Eater Competition, but it is a pity that he is second. Be careful, everyone. Don't be eaten by him! 'Pac-Man' Suigetsu!"

Shuiyue waved her arms at the drone camera with a warm smile. That soft and healing smile immediately captured a large number of mother fans. There is no shortage of hungry rich women.

"Ah, how can there be such a cute boy in the world!? Within 3 minutes, I want all his information!"

"Within 5 minutes, I want him to come and have afternoon tea with me!"

"In 8 minutes, I want him to lie on my lap and call me mommy in a milky voice!"

"In 10 minutes, I want him to suck my cock with that little mouth..."

"Hey, ma'am, this... this is not very good, they are still competing."

"Let's go soon!!"

Naturally, Shuiyue didn't know what kind of bizarre conversations happened in other places. He just turned around to look at the puzzled Jogo after the drone camera flew away, and tilted his head and smiled again.

"The big stomach king competition is not only one time. You only need to participate in the next one, and you are basically guaranteed. Why did you suddenly decide to come here to join in the fun?"

"I have already answered this question to Sister Kaina. I actually don't care about these competitions. I just hope to experience more novel things and get to know some good people in my heart."

"Good guy? You mean me?"

"Hoohoo, although brother Qiao's ability seems to be very strange, he was able to inflate it by himself after being squashed like a balloon, hehehe, but in my feeling, you are even more impressive than elder sister Kaina. Peace of mind, to me, this is a good person.”

Qiao Ge was silent for a long time, and suddenly the corners of his mouth turned up into a stern smile, releasing an indescribable domineering aura, which shocked Shuiyue, who had only seen his funny skills, and his eyes were full of surprise.

"I didn't expect you to come after me. I hope you don't regret this decision. I won't show mercy."

"...I can't wait to ask for it."

After receiving Shuiyue's reply, Qiao Ge restrained his smile. Following the words of Mobu with a big mouth on the radio, he raised his chest and walked up to the contestant preparation stage with a rooster-like stride.

This feeling is really nostalgic.

"The next contestant is the mysterious Filin swordsman who claims to be the pinnacle of Terra's swordsmanship, and even Wei Yanwu, the governor of Longmen, is hated by his sword! Is there any unconvinced brave who dares to challenge the domineering power of Terra's number one swordsman! ?Welcome, 'Cat's Eye' Johawk!"

In fact, today's Tom cat skin has nothing to do with the world's number one swordsman Hawkeye Mihawk of One Piece. The clothes on his body were sewn by Qiao Maomao himself, and the mousetrap shape "black knife" on the back is also his. It was made with Domineering Coke, but the rapier at the waist was bought casually at a weapon shop in Dossoles.

'"Tom Cat": Tom used to be just a spoiled blue and white short-haired cat. It wasn't until he met a destined friend and best friend that Tom's soul was redeemed and grown. The interspersed cat life brings laughter and enlightenment to the world.

The race relations involved in the following are divided into eight stages: hatred → hostility → indifference → neutrality → friendship → alliance → trust → love.

Attached exclusive skills: ①Rat expert Tom: When the relationship with the rodents and their subspecies is neutral or lower, Tom's own attributes will be halved and his luck will be cleared. All attributes increased by 30%, neutral and friendly have no effect.

If two relationships exist at the same time, the one with the larger number of rats will be given priority; if the number of rats is the same, the relationship with more friendly relationships will be given priority.

Tom, who was teased by Jerry all day long, has summed up a set of advanced and unique mouse prevention and control measures. Unfortunately, so far, it has no other effect except being caught by the mouse trap, but it is still very effective for making friends with mice. of.

②Sacred Tom: Tom’s initial relationship with female cats and their subspecies will not be lower than neutral, and the effect of all actions that increase his favorability will increase by 50%, but for other male cats and their subspecies Words will be counterproductive.

If Tom successfully captures a mouse target and gives it to a female cat target as a gift, it will definitely increase the favorability of the female cat target by an additional stage.

"Poor Tom, played by her in the applause..."

③Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight all-round Tom: In addition to occupations similar to "Rat Pest Expert" and "Love Saint", Tom can transfer to any other top-level occupation that exists in the current world, but the professional skills actually play an effect It is affected by its own attributes and will not exceed the upper limit of the original owner of the professional skill.

But the special effects must be full. '

'General attributes of the entertainment mode: ① Immortality: You are the guy who brings happiness to everyone. As long as there are people in this world who want to laugh, your mission will not end.

②No injury: There are children watching!It is not good to be injured and bleed like this, and the bad impact on young people is immeasurable!

③ Harmony and love: Any direct or indirect attack on a person cannot cause injury or death, but it will cause double the pain, and make him compulsively faint after the lethal dose is exceeded. '