Morning in the Tower of Swords

However, when he was twisting his tail, he didn't notice that the contestants who had been pecking at each other just now had all disappeared. The arrow-shaped water waves surged quickly behind the cat, and it was obvious that there was something invisible lurking below.

But unexpectedly, the other party did not directly attack Qiao Maomao like the scary deep-sea monsters in those movies, but stopped by his legs, swam around like a curious fish, and finally A transparent, slippery tentacle stretched out upwards, tentatively piercing towards his half of the buttocks...

"gi~ao!!"

Qiao Maomao raised its tail and flew into the sky with a strange sound effect. Even the tentacle itself didn't expect such an effect. Ripples swirled in circles.

If you think of it as a human figure, it's probably trying to hold back a smile.

However, when the tentacle tried to repeat the same trick and waited for Joe Maomao to fall down to poke his cat's butt again, the plan fell through in an extremely unexpected way.

Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi...

After an inexplicable sound of sudden braking, Qiao Maomao unexpectedly hovered against gravity without support at a place where the buttocks were less than one centimeter from the tentacles. He glared angrily at the tentacle in front of him.

"Which Jerry raised a sneak attack!?"

Qiao Maomao stretched out his hand and grabbed it tightly, then turned over and landed sideways with a swift and unrestrained kite, and pulled the underwater part of the transparent tentacle out of the water with the power of the whole body rotation.

"Ehhhhh!?"

This series of unimaginable movements is probably impossible for anyone to guard against. Shuiyue at the other end of the tentacles was hurriedly pulled up. At this time, his whole body was as transparent as pure water, and only after he got out of the water did he gradually show his skin color. , obviously this is a camouflage of innate skills related to the Shuiyue race.

Jogo has already seen a similar skill from Ethan, the chameleon who defected from the integration movement, but the principle of the skill of Shuiyue is different from that of Ethan.

The principle of Ethan's invisibility is to temporarily change the color of the body surface to blend with the background through skills. Of course, it can also include changing the color of the clothes on the body, which is an active skill.

And Shuiyue is a passive type, whose race is the jellyfish of the Agor tribe. As long as his body is submerged in water, his body will merge with the water, even his hair, because it is not the same keratin protein as normal people, but It's his jellyfish tentacles.

So the price for Shuiyue to activate this skill is... no clothes, not even a pair of panties.

"puff!!!"

In front of the live broadcast screen, the rich woman who just shouted to catch Shuiyue to suck her (·) fell down from the seat with a huge amount of nosebleeds from her nostrils. He stretched out a hand over there, trying with all his strength to touch that white and tender cutie like a half-peeled mini banana.

"Shuiyue, hehe, my Shuiyue, hehehe... Puff!"

"Ma'am? Ma'am, wake up! Come on, call an ambulance! Ma'am, she's sick again!"

"Wow! What an unexpected situation. Facing Pac-Man's almost flawless stealth attack, Maoyan actually hides an anti-gravity skill that reverses the situation. Now Pac-Man has become a passive side, but these Let's save it for later, there are more important things than this...

Director!Cut the screen, yes, this is the place!Hey, brother who drives the drone, hold on to the remote control in your hand, the treasures of the entire Dossoles ladies are in front of your camera, maybe you will live on this scene for the rest of your life.

what! ?Some people want to report that the broadcast screen should not be indecent for children?Hahahaha, maybe it's because of his little toothpick jealousy?Anyway, let him go, this is Dossoles, and the rules of Dossoles Beach Brawl are... no rules!Of course not including 18X! "

Big Mouth Mobu’s commentary, as always, is not too big a deal, no, it should be said that it is even more unscrupulous, because in Casimir, the Chamber of Commerce must at least take care of the reputation of its own competitive knights, and not to touch too much. Yu Wei, an old-school knight headed by the Silver Gun Knight.

And Big Mouth Mobu's current owner, Candela, doesn't care about these things. She is the only one who dominates Dosoles. Her only principle is to make full use of her capital and bring the greatest benefits. There is nothing else like this. Important, even including the city of Dossoles itself.

Shuiyue, who was concentrating on the confrontation with Qiao Maomao, actually didn't realize that she was showing ╰ひ╯ to the live broadcast camera at first. After all, this kind of thing happened for the first time, because it is reasonable to say that it has been integrated with water. He is equivalent to water elementalization of part of his body, even if he is caught by tentacles, the other party should only catch a handful of water.

But he was pulled out of the water anyway, everything was in the blink of an eye, Shuiyue could only vaguely perceive that the source of the anomaly should be Qiao Maomao's cat claw, and he didn't know the rest of the information, so he was needed even more Take the next game seriously.

Until Dazui Mobu's unobstructed radio commentary floated down from the sky.

"...Yah!!!"

Shuiyue looked down at her own lower body, immediately let out a girlish scream, squatted down quickly and dived into the water again to become invisible.

But after a few seconds, I probably felt that this was very disrespectful to Jogo. After all, Qiao Maomao is not an "enemy", but a "good guy" who wants him to challenge, so Shuiyue cautiously changed from the original Half of the head was exposed on the surface of the water, looking at him with apprehension in his eyes.

"...Did you see it just now?"

"If it refers to your naked body, then I can see every detail clearly. As a swordsman, of course, I must thoroughly see through the opponent's weaknesses."

Qiao Maomao was full of righteous words, with a serious face, but she still blushed when she said Shuiyue, her little brain heated up rapidly, and even the surrounding water began to bubble like boiling.

It can only be said that fortunately he tied his tail to his belt before, otherwise it must have exposed Qiao Maomao's inner drama by now. After all, cats' tails generally have their own thoughts.

"Why are you like this!"

"What is this?"

"Remind me anyway, bad guy!"

Before the game, Shuiyue had called him a good guy, Big Brother Joe, but now he was being treated like a bad guy, but Qiao Maomao didn't panic at all, just curled up the corner of his mouth slightly, and let out a burst of sneer.

"Hehehe, so that's it. Is your standard for judging good guys and bad guys so shallow? Just because you exposed your naked body to the eyes of others during the battle? The purity...is really too low."

"What, what's the matter? What is purity?"

"What is purity? Good! Let me tell you with my body!!"

Just when Shuiyue was full of confusion, Qiao Maomao stretched out his right hand and grabbed his left collar, and then suddenly snorted, the whole Hawkeye suit including the cloak and weapon on him All were thrown out, that is to say, Qiao Maomao is also naked now!

What, you want to ask if he still wears underwear?Of course it is worn, but it is under the fur... Anyway, no one else can see it.

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"Oh oh oh oh! Maoyan also took off all his clothes! Could it be that he wants to follow the legend of ancient heroes, when the opponent has no clothes, he also has to take off the cover to fight!? Then the next The scene is worth looking forward to, ladies and girls, and now is an excellent time to vote for them!"

Dazui Mobu began to stir up the nerves of the female audience very well. Whether it was Shuiyue's mother fan or Cat Swordsman's Fu Ruikong, they were all very excited at this time, and the most prominent one was a Even the green-haired one-horned bodyguard, Miss Brain Ax, who was riding Juechen to the beach, couldn't keep up with her windmill-like footsteps.

"Hey... Hey! Slow down, miss, wait for me!"

"You bastard, how can an Agor brat preempt the prey of my majestic Miss Shi Huaiya? I will personally capture you and tie you to the bed in the hotel room to torture your true identity. Aww!!"

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"You!? What are you doing!!?"

Qiao Maomao's astonishing move has already driven Shuiyue's tentacles into a frenzy. Except for the two tentacles used to cover her eyes, the others are slapping the water around her, apparently wanting to splash enough water to cover her eyes. The scene in front of me.

Obviously, Tom Cat’s “naked body” that even children are very familiar with in another world is equivalent to a sexy film naked man in Terra. What is the specific concept? Just imagine Huaihu’s appearance when he takes off his clothes. up.

"In this dark and hidden world, a real man should have "hunger and thirst" in his heart, not "shame", because only "hunger and thirst" can make your personality grow, and finally overcome the barriers ahead, but "shame" "It will only make you hesitate and become a victim of the times. "

Qiao Maomao just walked slowly towards Shuiyue without any precautions, but none of the tentacles tumbling around because of Shuiyue's inner nervousness hit them, not even a single hair was scraped off.

And when he finally stood in front of Shuiyue, making his furry cat belly and Shuiyue's stunned face parallel to the horizontal plane, time seemed to stop at this moment again, making every word he said more clearly .

"That's what I call purity, a thing that only a real man has. Do you want to be a man?"

"me……"

Shuiyue was speechless for a long time, but his petite body without a single inch of hair involuntarily rose from the water, and the mother fans in front of the live broadcast screen were clapping wildly and applauding, just like the live broadcast screen of a midnight bar football game The victorian alcoholic who splashed his drink in front of him hissed and cracked his lungs.

It wasn't until the water level had just dropped below Shuiyue's lower abdomen, and when she was about to reveal the "treasure of the lady of Dosores" again, Qiao Maomao raised the three beards on her right face and smiled slightly, and at the same time put her hands to her side A sudden dive under the water...

A stunned dog who had been washed out of bounds by the tide before suddenly disappeared, leaving only a wrist-thick hole on the beach where it was, and then the dog was dragged from the water by Qiao Maomao's leg When he came out, the dog hair all over his body instantly became extremely black, like a hard iron mallet, it fell towards the top of Shuiyue's head, shoulders and buttocks.

"Although you have lost, welcome to the world of men!"

clang! !Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom...

Of course, Qiao Ge was not a sleazy cat who specially instigated pure boys to run naked on the beach. At the critical moment, he smashed Shuiyue's whole body like a nail, and did not let the strange welfare picture appear on the live broadcast screen again.

Although he had to use armed domineering in order to break through Shuiyue's hydration talent, a normal person's head would probably have his brains cracked after being touched like this, but due to the general effect of entertainment skin, Shuiyue was just fainted by the scorpion That's all

When Dazui Mobu announced the end of the Smash Fight, Qiao Maomao casually tore off the sea soul shirt from the strong dog and covered it with Shuiyue, then threw the useless dog to the shore, and threw the water Yue picked her up by the waist and walked towards the shore.

At this time on the shore, there was already a beautiful "young girl" of lynx waiting for him riding a black big cat M3 mount. With this bizarre shape, it really looks like a girl from Warcraft A night elf huntress who ran out of the night.

It is this "Black Panther" that is really fat and round, and it seems that it should be more related to the Black Boar Rider.

"Is it over yet?"

Kelsey meant to ask if Jogo qualified for the Extreme Ironman Grand Prix. Although he is the last survivor of the well-deserved Smash Bros., it is said that there is another rule in Dosorez's game, that is, the audience vote elimination system.

That is to say, if you win the game with some methods that are too simple and lead to nothing to watch, such as Voldemort's old tricks, or only relying on absolute defensive skills to be beaten and not fighting back until the opponent's physical strength is exhausted, you may be rejected. Satisfied viewers vote to straight out.

Qiao Maomao's winning method should be impeccable, but before he can grasp the real context of Dosores, he still needs to guard against shameless black-box operations. valuable experience.

"It's over? Not yet, please take care of this kid first, I'll go back as soon as I go!"

In the meowing sound of M3's protest but not a complete and firm protest, Jogo put the unconscious Suigetsu on M3's round head, then turned around and jumped into the water to start high-speed freestyle swimming. At the same time, Kelsey's questioning sounded behind him Voice.

"What are you going back for? Aren't all the opponents out!"

"I haven't picked up the clothes and weapons that were thrown away by pretending to be handsome just now. If you wait for a while, they will sink to the bottom!"

"..."

At the same time, there is a Miss Mouse who came to Dosores at the invitation of Candela instead of her father, the daughter of the gangster, the president of the Longmen Youth Entrepreneurship Association, and also a trusted subordinate of Wei Yanwu, Lin Yuxia, is in the middle of life. in trouble.

Just now, due to her keen sense of being a gangster in a slum, Lin Yuxia was going to the most prosperous and deepest bars near Dosores Beach, intending to investigate a suspected terrorist entrusted to her by Candela to sabotage the summer. The case of the Day Grand Prix.

But when she passed by the beach, she accidentally found a black square object drifting with the tide and stranded on the shore in front. Lin Yuxia was sure that it was not abandoned garbage, because she saw the precious stones and gold patterns embedded on it. Reflected rays.

It wasn't until she got a little closer and took a closer look that she realized that it seemed to be a huge black "chopper", so the question arose, why is the blade made of wood on such a beautifully decorated "chopper board"?

Don't ask her how she knew, if it wasn't made of wood, how could this "kitchen knife" float on the water without sinking to the bottom?

What's even more outrageous is why there is a device that looks like a mousetrap on it! ! ?

This made Lin Yuxia, who was a Zalak mouse species, tremble with anger, her hands and feet were cold.

However, when she got closer to observe with curiosity, there was a strange sweet smell under the tip of her nose, mixed with a slight sourness that just rightly stimulated the appetite. Lin Yuxia, who is a foodie, has never smelled such a mouth-watering delicacy.

Lin Yuxia couldn't help but took a deep breath, and then looked around for the source of the scent, and finally locked it on the piece of porous cheese that was sticking to the trigger of the mousetrap, and the color was yellow and orange, as delicate as a cabinet sample.

"What the hell? Is this a despicable insult and a low-level joke to the Zarak people? How could someone fall into such a trap that a three-year-old child can see, it's just..."

"oops!"

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Qiao Maomao has already found the other accessories of the Hawkeye suit, except for the "Black Knife".

He thought that the "Black Knife" was the first to find it, because he just used Domineering Coke to blacken the wooden base of a giant mousetrap, and then added a sword grid, a black wooden board floating on the water It should be easy to find.

Looking at it now, it probably floated to the shore with the tide, and then someone found the precious gold sword case inlaid with gems, so it was stolen and wanted to sell, right?

Qiao Maomao returned to the beach with a black kitten face, and the cat's fur was dripping down. Although the gold and precious stones were nothing to him, how could it make people feel so simple? Taking advantage of his master Jogo?

So after Qiao Maomao shook the fur off his body and wrung out the clothes with the cat's claws, he set off along the beach to find clues to the black knife, but even Qiao Ge himself did not expect that the answer would be Come so fast.

"Yeah! Yeh! Huh, damn it! If it's my father, I'm sure I can break free easily, am I really not strong enough... No, I don't believe it! I must break free before anyone sees me ahhhhhhh Ahhhh!"

I saw a pink-haired mouse girl in a beach swimsuit being caught in the "Black Knife" mousetrap and doing upper body push-ups crazily. It's a pity that no matter how red-faced she was, she tried her best angrily, and her waist was tightly held by the clamp bar. Always unable to move.

With such distinctive features and speaking Longmen Yanguo dialect, Qiao Ge immediately confirmed her identity.

What made Lin Yuxia even more discouraged was that even if she used her skills to turn the surrounding sand into sharp and hard crystallized knives, she still couldn't do anything to the mousetrap, not even a scratch.