Morning in the Tower of Swords

"Old Pancho, when did you become so neurotic that you rushed to die without even saying hello to the visitors? It was I who grabbed their little tails, not Candela."

"..."

When Dupin finally explained the reason to him, Pancho lowered the anchor silently, took off his torn captain's uniform, and sat back in his seat with a blank face, staring at the ship with a pipe in his mouth. Tequila in front of him was sweating.

The meaning in that look is very obvious, your grandma... Damn, you didn't tell the whole story, which made me lose face and tear up a suit of clothes. If it wasn't for your Auntie Dubin here, I would personally The chef invites you to eat a pot of fresh, crispy and crispy cowhide belt stir-fried tender dog buttocks.

In addition, Dubin deliberately rolled up the long whip in his hand behind Tequila and cracked it vigorously, not to mention how embarrassing the dog was.

But the most important thing for Pancho now is not to beat the children in the rain, but Dubin, a former colleague. Although it is certain that she and Candela are not in the same group, Pancho will not assume that she is here to help. self rebellious.

"Tell me, what is your purpose for coming to me."

"Heh, you said it lightly. It was obvious that you were deliberately looking for trouble before we took you down."

Pancho and Dubin, who were also former soldiers, did not have the slightest feeling of reminiscing about old times when they spoke. Instead, they were aggressive like a needlepoint, but this also saved the politicians' time of rambling.

"So Maoyan is from Rhodes Island?"

"There is no rule that you must check your household registration to participate in the competition. You don't care where he is from. I just came here to negotiate with you. Rhodes Island is negotiating a big business with Candela. You should know that, right?"

Pancho nodded suspiciously. Although he didn't know the inside story, he did know that Candela wanted to import Rhode Island's products, and those negotiators were on this ship.

"How about we make a bet, you give up your plan for the time being, and instead concentrate on dealing with Maoyan, no matter what method you use, as long as you can eliminate him, Rhodes Island will help you get Candela back to the ground." Tie it up and give it to you, and do as you please.

Of course, it doesn't matter if you don't agree, but we now have the evidence of the Dosores rebels. If you hand it over to the mayor, do you think you will still have a chance? "

"..."

Pan Qiao's eyes were fixed, and he forcibly held back the anger of throwing a fist at Dubin. After careful consideration, he only felt that there were many difficulties in the negotiations between Rhodes Island and Candela, so he thought of using him To achieve some ulterior purpose.

In the past, he would definitely have slammed Rhodes Island and Candela on the same level, but now his handle is in the hands of the other party, and the condition of helping him kidnap Candela is indeed very tempting, if he can Directly controlling the mayor, why is there any need to plan to kidnap those dignitaries who come to the banquet?

However, Candela is someone who has been with an old dragon stick like Wei Yanwu, not to mention the strict guards around her. Even when she is alone with her, Pan Qiao feels that he does not have the confidence to win against her, let alone capture her alive. .

But now he only needs to manipulate the game to kill a player, and Rhodes Island can help him deal with Candela. This is theoretically a good thing for him. What about sacrificing your life?

"I agree, but if Rhodes Island loses to Candela, please take responsibility yourself. It has nothing to do with me and these two children, otherwise I will drag you to the back if I die."

"Hehe, that's natural."

When Pancho and Dubin held hands together to signify that the agreement was reached, Qiao Maomao in the hotel was already doing crotch-opening training for the "performance stage" specially prepared for him, waiting for the official competition day tomorrow. .

Don't ask, just open Chen Huijie's (dragon) spine and forge Jessica's (iron) crotch.

Then, like a kitten that just finished feeding, it lay peacefully on the huge and soft belly of the M3 cat and took a nap.

It's just that Kelsey's mood is not very good. She always feels that the color of her hair on the top of her head is getting brighter and greener, even doubled.

"Dear travelers and friends, welcome to Dosores, which is full of enthusiasm in midsummer!! If you are here today, you accidentally missed the wonderful qualifiers and our much-anticipated big fight a few days ago , don't worry, because as long as you watch today's game, you will completely forget all the regrets before!

Today is the official competition day of the Extreme Ironman Challenge Summer Grand Prix!All official contestants will have a rewarding trip, but only the top three teams will receive the personal reception of Mayor Candela and countless treasures.

And the top-ranked Iron Man powerhouses can also get the additional honor of pressing the artificial sea-changing water gate of Dosores, becoming the king of the challenge in the next season, and engraving their names on Dosores City Avenue! "

Since the last beach brawl in which Jogo participated, Big Mouth Mobu has replaced his radio station with a new device with a louder volume to prevent critical moments from being able to overwhelm the broadcast from the Shimokitazawa swamp pool. If the air defense siren came out, that would undoubtedly greatly frustrate his authority as a game commentator.

After all, no one wants to hear a pussy man commentate a game without being loud enough.

"The race schedule is still the same as before. First complete the race stage along the beach, then ride a bicycle around the city for a week, then return to the qi point on the beach to start swimming, and finally arrive at the finish line, the mayor's cruise ship in the middle of the sea! But this year we adopted Dear Captain Pancho's suggestion, let's make this game even hotter!!

Want to fight?Want to make trouble?Directly eliminate the competitors you hate so much?no problem baby!We have set up item exchange points at the markers along the way, you only need to spend player points to get many interesting 'bad things', use them to your heart's content!That's right, this is the legendary prop game!

Don't want to throw props at each other?Cutting corners to avoid these pesky troublemakers?Of course you can, totally allowed!But the crew you have to face with Captain Pancho ambushing them, they're tough guys, they won't play with props if you're confident of surviving... Hahaha, just kidding.

In short, each player has 1000 initial points, and the other points are all from the votes and rewards of the audience. There is no doubt that the more exciting your game process, the points will flow into your account continuously. When the game is over , regardless of victory or defeat, your total points can be exchanged for corresponding grams of pure gold! "

What does one thousand initial points mean?It probably means that if players who have qualified from the qualifiers for literature and art or the big appetite king, if they are not confident in completing the Iron Man challenge, they can voluntarily abstain from the beginning, and they can still take away a whole kilogram of gold and convert it into Longmen coins It's around 50.

For example, Shuiyue had no intention of continuing the competition at all, and directly picked up a big gold bar and stood outside the competition circle to become the cheerleaders for Jogo and Kelsey, with several people lying beside them who were twitching and foaming at the mouth , I don’t know whether he originally wanted to abduct him or abduct the gold bars.

"Okay, now we're starting to enter the contestants' group entry stage. The first place is of course our most popular film couple combination, the 'Little Bean Paste is the Center of the World' team! Please welcome the incomparably powerful Maoyan and the charming cat Let the two contestants enter the arena!"

Woohoo! ! ! !

There were deafening cheers at the scene. Although Qiao Maomao and Kelsey did not have the rare appearance traits like Shuiyue, their admiration for the strong will not change anywhere. As for Kelsey, who has not yet revealed her strength... …

Of course it is because of her "pretty beauty". Her Furui is not as deep as Qiao Maomao's, so even people who are not from the film family can appreciate her beauty. In addition, she does not know whether it comes from the release of her heart or her acting skills. Not without supporters.

"It seems that Pan Qiao spent a lot of money to eliminate me. He was afraid that his subordinates would not be able to beat me. He was going to play tricks, and even temporarily added some prop competition. Today I will show you what the god of prop competition is! Lisa, Hold my pants, I'm going crazy."

"Are you nervous? Put your pants on quickly!!"

Kelsey gripped Joe's waistband tightly, barely stopping him from dropping his pants and stepping onto the stage for the entirety of Dossoles' live TV feature.

The Hawkeye suit is the first set of clothes Jorgo made by himself in Tom’s form. Because he had no experience at the beginning, he made extra pants. After all, Hawkeye is actually a person rather than a certain profession. Jorgo’s normal From the point of view of thinking, I always feel that it is outrageous for the number one swordsman of the pirates not to wear pants.

But with the immersion experience in the world of cats and cats in the past few days, Jogo gradually understood a truth-whether it is a cat or a swordsman, only by releasing their nature can they become stronger.

"Sorry, Lisa, I will definitely have to take it off during the competition anyway. It's better to grow from being completely open from the beginning. This is the road ahead of a man."

"...What are you talking about!?"

"I said, please hold my pants (Hold my pants), thank you."

Kelsey was still holding on to his belt, but Qiao Mao Mao bowed down, grabbing his trousers with both hands, just like a gangster undressing before a fight, and then violently tore it...

With a whimper, the whole pair of trousers were naturally torn off from the two cat legs, exposing his furry cat butt. In a trance, Kelsey could even see "Yuanhe Ernian..." "Enough Already! I have tasted too much!" "Hurry up and serve it!" "Jiujiu Maomao" and other barrage words.

So much so that she didn't notice at all that the rips of Qiao Maomao's pants were as smooth as new, and not even a thread broke out. Obviously, this function was not torn by brute force but designed in advance.

Anyway, this kind of pants is not uncommon. The strippers in the rich woman's nightclub must start with five.

"What, what?! Oh my god! I read that right, after the all-fruit duel in the last Smash Bros. contest, the Maoyan contestant took off his pants and walked to the live camera. Also... oh, I know you won't take it off, please calm down and put the gun down first?"

Under Kelsey's muzzle, which seemed to have a huge stand-in shadow behind him, the big-mouthed Mobu, who wanted to flirt, faltered in an instant, but these episodes could no longer stop Qiao Maomao from closing her eyes and holding her head up. Walked to the contestant's stage with a steady pace, shocking all the audience in Dosoles.

While staring at the TV screen, a certain Cerebellar Ax grabbed another mouse girl's neck with both hands and shook it desperately.

It is conceivable that Dosorez's future purity must have been greatly improved by Jogo alone.

"Aha, erhaha, Maoyan contestant, as the representative of the 'Xiaodoumai is the Center of the World' team, do you have anything to say in the participation declaration?"

In addition to Dazui Mobu's full broadcast, there is also a special host for interviews on the contestant stage. I don't know whether it is intentional or unintentional. This is the country and city of dogs, but the host is a young woman from the Filin tribe.

If this is also Pan Qiao's arrangement, it must be to observe and find out the reality of Qiao Mao Mao at a close distance. Only Feilin knows enough about Feilin.

It's just that at this moment, the film hostess is already trembling under the shock of Qiao Maomao's unobstructed and mosaic's "dominant spirit". How can she still remember the original mission?

"I do have something to say, but to Ms. Candela, the creator of the game."

When Qiao Maomao put her face close to the microphone held in front of the hostess, and the hormonal hot stream gushing from her mouth hit her trembling heart head-on, the host was dry and self-moisturizing on the spot, almost kneeling on his majestic... ...in front of the tail.

"I have always admired Ms. Candela who dares to be the first, just like I admire the first person in the world to eat mushrooms, because it might be a poisonous mushroom, hehe, but this does not mean that the pioneer must be To be remembered by people because... there are unreasonable guys like me."

Jhogo pondered for a while, and suddenly released all the aura of his body. Under his sharp eyes, the time of the whole Dossoles seemed to slow down.

"Kandela, do you believe in gravity?"

"Don't rush to answer me now, I will step on that yacht myself, stand in front of you as the winner, and ask again."

"Maoyan, is he provoking me? Hahahaha, interesting! But it's too early to get complacent. Before, I thought he was very sure, but now that there are more interesting props, it's not necessarily so. Thanks for your advice, old Pancho."

Of course Candela heard Qiao Maomao's declaration, but at this time she was still the fun person who felt that everything was under control. In fact, Wei Yanwu might not have had such a mentality before, but he was more cautious than Candela. He met a group of cuties.

The reason why Candela is used to these problems must be because she has never been beaten by the cutie.

It can be predicted that when Rhodes Island has the power to bring a new order to the entire Terra, every qualified regional leader will inevitably have a complete set of but not necessarily effective prevention and control plans for the cuties.

Of course Tom is also considered cute, after all, who can refuse a cat?

"Where, this is all Quanzi's idea on the spur of the moment, I am just suggesting it on behalf of you."

"Oh, it turned out to be that kid Ernesto. I said that he is very suitable for this city. It is really worthy of promoting him to take charge of my diplomatic work. When the Grand Prix is ​​over, I will reward him personally."

"...Then I'll thank you on his behalf first."

Pancho responded perfunctorily to Candela, but his eyes were always focused on the cat without pants on the screen. Although the two had no enmity, Pancho had already arranged dozens of ways to kill each other. The target plan, because judging from the strength shown by the opponent at this stage, no other light plan can make Pan Qiao feel at ease.

'Don't accuse me of being mean, young man, reality is as cruel as it is, and remember, you died for the peace of Bolivar's future. '

He still remembers his two children in his heart. Pan Qiao, who has not yet been dazed, may have felt a little guilty towards Qiao Ge before this, but when he saw his arrogant words and deeds in front of the live broadcast camera, Pan Qiao felt a little bit guilty. Just throw that bit of guilt to Shirtel.

Not to mention Pan Qiao, it is estimated that except for the audience who voted and bet on Qiao Maomao, everyone else wants to kill this guy on the spot, especially the other contestants who competed with him...including standing with him Kelsey with a disdainful face.

Feather pen Lafayla is also one of the qualifying contestants, although her original purpose of participating was not to win the championship, but to organize people to plant bombs in residential areas during the evacuation of the competition, even now it is the same, but before that, she wanted to It is necessary to create panic and disperse the city's security forces.

Now it is simply to blow up this magnanimous turtle grandson.

But this is exactly the effect Jogo wants. It is best for everyone to target him alone, otherwise how can he reflect his joy?

……

"Then I, who was entrusted with the important task by Mayor Candela, will announce that the [-]th Dosores Extreme Ironman Challenge is ready... to start!!"

With the high-pitched announcement of Big Mouth Mobu, most of the official contestants rushed out like arrows from the string. But for the local Pello dogs, it is not an exaggeration to finish the first stage at full speed.

But there are only two cats who are still standing at the starting point and are not in a hurry. Qiao Maomao moved a small ladder from nowhere and put it behind her. Walking up, she lifted her two slender fine plush legs, clamped his cheek tightly with the inner thighs, and sat on Qiao Mao Mao's shoulders.

Then I saw her take out a fishing rod and throw it in front of Qiao Maomao's head. There was a photo taken by Dubin last night on the hook. Furui Kelsey was wearing a short skirt and lace-trimmed maid outfit, blushing Photo.

"...Wuhu!! Sit tight, this is the first time, I'm going to speed up!"

Mmm ♂~ Mmm ♂~~ Mmm ♂~~~ Boom! "

Suddenly, Qiao Maomao's two eyes stabbed forward like sharp swords and bounced back. Every hole in his body was crazily ejecting steam, and the sound of the dark engine starting to sound involuntarily began to sound in his throat, and then it was like A bull in heat sprinted out at high speed with a stream of smoke and dust that rubbed off sparks.

All kinds of martial arts, this is the acceleration of vigor!

In just a few seconds, the audience and commentators at the starting point could no longer see them with the naked eye.

"Ah... the first stage is a race, it must be a foul for carrying people!"

The former film hostess tried her best not to look at Qiao Maomao's face, and after a while, she managed to escape the influence of his love saint halo, and began to implement the "client"'s arrangement, and ran to Dazui Mobu's Commenting games with him on the citywide radio stations.

But she didn't come to cooperate with Big Mouth Mobu, but deliberately stared at Qiao Maomao to find fault, and by the way, the yin and yang fanned the flames and forced him to go on the most difficult road. Voted out by disappointed audience.

It's a pity that this kind of thing couldn't be communicated to Mobu with a big mouth in advance, because he is a member of Candela, and Mobu happens to be an expert in the commentary world. How many knights were provoked by him to lose their fighting composure , and then was carried out of the arena sideways, how could he fail to see what this woman wanted to do?

It doesn't matter who you want to mess with, but this is obviously a job assigned to me by Boss Candela, so you can make your own decisions without saying hello to me?Do you still want to squeeze me down when the wings become stiff in the future?There are no doors!

It was hard for me to find this job with a salary higher than that of the Casimir Chamber of Commerce!

"Of course no foul! The rule of the first stage of the race is that no vehicles or pack animals can be used, but it didn't say that other players can't be used. Our city of Dosores is the most inclusive city! There was once a player who carried his double Friends with disabled legs have completed the first two stages of the competition, are you discriminating against their passionate friendship that touched the audience!?"