Morning in the Tower of Swords

"Your Excellency, Grand Inquisitor, haven't you read the recent news? I am no longer a member of the Punishment Army. As for why I came here, I seemed to hear someone calling me when I passed by, but I realized it when I got closer. That guy must have called someone else."

"Someone is calling? What is this... Wait, you said you are no longer a member of the punishment army?!"

The big judge who was wearing a wide-brimmed hat, a long cloak, a long sword and a short hand cannon, and his face covered by a black visor suddenly focused his eyes, as if he had noticed something unusual. .

During this short pause, his hand touched the weapon at his waist, but the other young female apprentice judge beside him did not notice the increasingly dignified atmosphere, and just followed the usual practice , fixed his eyes on the suspicious Agor in front of him.

"With all due respect, the Punishment Army is not such a good place to come in and out at will, especially for an Agor like you, even if you step back ten thousand steps, you should be under the surveillance of other judges now, not here. A place to meet me by chance."

The Agors, who wanted to turn around and leave, paused, and after a moment of silence, they calmly chose to face them again.

"As expected of you, Your Excellency, the experienced Grand Inquisitor, then I don't have to try hard to hide it. Yes, I did run out privately, and I don't plan to go back. According to your trial court, I should be treasonous." ?”

"What!? Damn traitor!"

It wasn't the grand judge who was amazed, because he had expected this, but the apprentice judge just realized that the person standing in front of him was a "traitor", and immediately pulled out the standard pistol she was wearing. The gun is ready to point at the opponent.

But she didn't expect that the Grand Inquisitor stretched out an arm to stop her.

"Sir!?"

The Grand Inquisitor did not respond to her, but just maintained this posture and stared at the faint smile on the face of the Agor man in front of him, until the other party also stretched out a hand and slowly touched the strange long handle like a thorny sun wheel around his waist. Machete, if a doctor is here, he must have recognized him.

"Do you want to fight? If this is the price of running towards freedom, I am willing to accompany you. I will use this Iberia's "Sword of Truth", "Supreme Art". "

"...No, I don't intend to fight you, leave all the information you learned in Saltwind City, and then leave quickly."

The apprentice judge was even more surprised than the thorn on the opposite side when he heard the mentor's decision, and hurriedly tried to dissuade the grand judge.

"Sir! We can't let the traitor go..."

"This is my order, Eleni, stand down!"

"……Yes."

Apprentice Eleni lowered her head and took two steps back. Even though she didn't understand, she still strictly followed the orders of the mentor and chief according to the judge's code of conduct.

"Are you really going to let me go? That's not like any Inquisition I know."

"No, the line between right and wrong is drawn by me, the great judge. This is the style of the trial court. Other judges are responsible for your affairs, and there are more people here who need me to judge and save. No time to waste time with you."

"..."

Thorn originally thought that there would be a fight to the death when meeting the elite of the Inquisition, but he did not expect that the other party would give such an answer, and there seemed to be some other deep meaning in these words, but Thorn didn't have time to think about it for the time being , he just wants to leave quickly so as not to cause trouble again.

"Okay, I respect the decision of the Grand Inquisitor, then according to your request, I will..."

Just when Thorn was about to tell everything he knew about Saltwind City, there was a loud and clear shout like a radio battle cry from the sky near the sea behind him.

"Sharknado destroys parking lot!"

? ? ? ? ?

"Has Rhode Island's technology reached this level?"

When Skadi is in the Shark Pepper as her fish-touching Teeva pilot, galloping on the sea at high speed on the way to Saltwind City, she will inevitably issue a response to this dual-purpose shark. Mech's exclamation.

Of course, it's not all because of this shark shape that completely hits her aesthetic G·, as well as the technology and use of it.

Before that, no matter how Rhodes Island refreshed her understanding of people on land, at least it still didn't involve the deep sea field, but now suddenly there is an additional mech vehicle that can navigate freely in the ocean.

Even though it is not loaded with deadly weapons, and only has two identical high-pressure water cannons planted by Lyudmila the Kingslayer, this still arouses Skadi's concern.

She wasn't worried that Rhodes Island would invade Deep Sea Agor, but that the consul on the Deep Sea Agor side would indiscriminately list Rhodes Island as a hostile target that needed to be eliminated after learning about the incident.

This kind of thinking is actually very normal, just like a modern civilization that advertises human rights treats a group of savages. When the savages only have bows, arrows and long guns, modern people can at most confine them to watch monkey shows in their private plots.

But when one day the savages suddenly have more guns and bullets that symbolize the seed oil sensitive bamboo and the equality of the right to life for no reason, which may threaten the safety of the gentlemen who like to watch monkey shows, these savage groups will be wiped out immediately.

Although I don't want to admit it, this is indeed the opinion of most mid-level and high-level deep-sea Agors towards people on land. Even Skadi herself before coming to Rhodes Island is similar. After all, she was not a low-level commoner before, so why? It is said to be an iconic character among the deep sea hunters, equivalent to the superhero officially trained by Agor.

If such a thing really happens, based on the information Skadi currently knows, the main ship of Rhodes Island may be destroyed or even sunk by the Agors who have the upper hand in the sea, but it will soon be reversed by angry The doctor pushed down the entire deep sea home by himself.

The end is definitely worse than that of Iberia after the Great Tranquility, because the "narrow-minded" doctors will not give them 100 mosquito money, and the entire deep-sea Agor group may directly degenerate to "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Woohoo!" in the murloc tribe phase.

Although Skadi will firmly stand on Rhodes Island's side to defend the "doctor's justice" she agrees with, but who can easily abandon their racial cognition and hometown feelings?At that time, she will definitely be caught in the middle, anyway, she is not a whale.

"How is it possible! This is just a test model that has been forcibly improved by my special skills. If we want to make a stable and reliable official mass-produced model, we will have to wait ten days and a half months!"

"..."

Jogo's words sounded modest, but even Skadi, who mainly fights with cold weapons and doesn't know much about the principles of Agor's science and technology, knows that he can directly transition from the test machine to the official production volume in half a month. Production machine, what is your aunt's abnormal R&D speed? ?

To be honest, if Skadi gets rid of all her inner emotions and becomes an out-and-out deep-sea Agor racist, she probably wants to kill the doctor now to avoid future troubles.

Of course, the premise is that Titi can find out where the doctor himself is. She still thought that Shark Pepper was just a mecha vehicle controlled remotely by the doctor with his skills, and never thought that she was actually lying in the doctor's mouth. with.

Afterwards, Skadi pondered for a long time, how to guide the deep-sea Agor people not to misunderstand Rhodes Island, but this kind of strategic issue is obviously not something that she can figure out alone. Skadi is just a "deep-sea beauty team". Not "Nick Fury."

Just when Titi's mind was about to turn into a dead end, and she almost forgot the original purpose of her trip, the doctor's voice from above her head finally woke her up.

"I can already see the ruins of a harbor in the distance. According to the map, it should be Saltwind City. If the ghost shark is really in Saltwind City as you said, then prepare quickly, we are going to land. "

"Ah... oh, good doctor, I'm ready."

Skadi, who just broke free from the mess in her mind, seemed a little confused. As soon as she finished speaking, her hands began to undress herself as if she was sleepwalking, but she took off her clothes so calmly and skillfully, even The small space of the Shark Pepper manned mecha, which can only be driven on the stomach, did not hinder her hand speed.

When Qiao Ge realized it, she had even taken off her shirt, which reminded him involuntarily of a book he had read backwards in the list of "18 World Masterpieces that Middle School Students Must Read" recommended by the Chinese teacher in junior high school .

'The western part of the Great Swamp is connected to an endless body of water.In the waters, there is a kind of whale with delicate skin and a woman's head and body. They often use their huge breasts to lure sailors and make them lose their way.

——"One Hundred Years of Solitude"'

"Hey, hello??? What are you doing, Skadi!!"

Although Jogo has experienced many big scenes, he has never seen such a thing as a big Lailai killer whale undressing in his mouth, so that his voice from the communicator began to be distorted and distorted. Shark Pepper's course was suddenly turned seventy or eighty degrees.

"Ah? Didn't you tell me to go ashore, Doctor?"

"It's going ashore, not 'going into the sea'! Why are you stripping naked!?"

"Because the identity of the Agors is very sensitive in Iberia, especially for the deep-sea Agors, so in order to avoid trouble, I have to take off this hunter outfit and pretend to be a land-based Agor who has no force. "

As she spoke, Skadi took out a red 'bard' suit from her carry-on bag. Obviously, she had prepared it long ago, but this couldn't conceal the fact that she was lying naked in Jogo's mouth.

By the way, although the material carrying Skatiskati is some kind of metal, it is also the "flesh and blood" that makes up the silicon-based life of Cybertron, which shows...Jogo has something on it. Tactile.

He doesn't deny that the reason for this design is to steal a little chick, how can a man not have seductive thoughts?But he never expected that he would steal the magic chicken of Tianji Province by accident.

Originally, it was just a small advantage through the clothes, and there was no essential difference between driving a motorcycle with the chest on the back, but now it was tantamount to directly "licking" Titi naked.

"Ummmmmmmmmmmm~~~"

"What happened, doctor?"

Skadi, who was wearing a red suit, suddenly heard the doctor's voice as if he was suppressing some kind of "anger" from above his head, and immediately raised his head to ask with concern, but the doctor didn't have time to answer her specially.

Because I'm doing geometry math problems.

"No, I can't bear it anymore, sorry Titi, get ready!"

"Ah? What else do you need to prepare..."

Before Skadi could finish his sentence, he saw the shark chili mecha suddenly raised his head and tilted the shark's big mouth to the sky, and then... bang!

"Shark pepper, emergency ejection mode!"

???

Skadi, who was full of confusion, was sent to the sky by a surging wave of Coca-Cola, and smashed towards the outer wall of Yanfeng City not far away along a parabola.

"Sharknado destroys parking lot!"

Of course, Jogo would not just ignore her like this, but turned into a mechanical shark immediately after the ejection, and then jumped up from the water, and began to use the fins and top fins as propellers to spin horizontally at high speed like a tornado, He rushed towards the previously calculated Skadi drop point.

But if it was just like this, he would probably only collide violently with Skadi in mid-air, so after using this form to accumulate enough sprint speed, he decisively chose another plan.

"Shark Pepper, activate the super transformation form!"

boom! !

When Skadi was about to fall to the ground, she was suddenly embraced by a pair of cold and steady arms, and then landed like a siege-level mortar shell.

However, all the impact force was miraculously absorbed by the owner of these arms, and then it was quickly introduced into the ground. A spider web crack pit with a radius of more than ten meters suddenly appeared. The momentum was extremely amazing, but no one was hurt...

Except for the two innocent "onlookers" who ate ashes, the only one who did not eat ashes was the Grand Inquisitor because he wore a mask.

"Are you all right, Skadi, is there anything wrong?"

"I'm fine, doctor, you really are, why can't you play this kind of acrobatics in advance... ah!!"

Skadi probably got used to the doctor enjoying the whole job if he had nothing to do, so he only complained as if he was being played by a friend as a harmless prank.

But when she turned her head to look at the person hugging her, her pupils constricted and shook violently, as if the fifteen or sixteen-year-old Huaichun girl saw the dream lover on the poster beside her bed for the first time.

In this regard, Dr. Shark Pepper returned her a smile with an emoticon that fully displayed the health of the teeth on the electronic screen on his chest.

(???`?)

If the movement just now can be regarded as a prank game between two vigorous seafood for Skadi and Dr. Shark Pepper, then for the "crowd" who watched the whole process of the Dapudi missile and the battle sharknado That's not the case at all.

Can you imagine what it would be like to be a high-ranking public official of a violent Iberian institution and see "siege shells" beckoning to his head in his own country?

Although the work of defending against foreign enemies should theoretically belong to the punishment army, and the trial court is responsible for internal supervision and review, law enforcement and other work, but the only punishment army present is still a "traitor", obviously it can't be counted on.

What's more, the opponent is not just as simple as a cannonball, but an Agor who is so strong that he can use himself as a cannonball, and an Agor who catches the cannonball with his hand and is not injured...Let's just treat him as a human being ?Because even the experienced Grand Inquisitor has never seen such a thing.

The other party was wearing a knight technology armor that looked like Casimir, but the appearance was obviously in the style of the Deep Sea Argor, but as a great judge who knew part of the history of "Great Tranquility", he knew that the Deep Sea Argor was particularly annoying. wear armor.

It is the nature of the Agors to like to be in direct contact with seawater. Their biggest hobby is "naked swimming". Wearing clothes is mainly to slow down the rate of skin moisture loss.

If it wasn't for city defense and combat needs, the Agors in the sea would not even be willing to wear combat uniforms. This is why Skadi expressed extreme incomprehension about such things as swimsuits on land. The aesthetic reason convinced her.

Of course, just a verbal explanation will definitely not make Titi deliberately subvert the tradition and change into a swimsuit. There must be a pure killer whale transaction behind this, such as bribing her for a year to build it with the fusion of "giant hydra"... the red killer whale doll.

Just when the Grand Inquisitor was on full alert because he really couldn't figure out where the other party came from, Dr. Shark Pepper, who was holding Skadi with his arms at full output, was also scanning the three people in front of him with electronic eyes.

Fuck!Isn't this the white-skinned doom day, the master of the head and the black-skinned man, the sea urchin and chicken wing guy who looks like everyone else?Yes, he is a swordsman who uses the supreme Iberian technique, and of course he is also an Iberian.

Under Qiao Ge's eager gaze, Thorn suddenly felt a chill on his neck, as if he had the illusion that his head and body were separated in an instant.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't see the electronic eye hidden behind the red lens of Dr. Shark Pepper, so that he couldn't judge the source of the chill, Thorn might have been unable to resist throwing his own neurotoxin at Jogo.

As for the other two except Thorn, Qiao Ge can recognize the identity of the judge from the clothing and weapons, because this image is often seen in games with Western fantasy backgrounds, and it is also true in the history of another world Existing profession, witch hunter.