Morning in the Tower of Swords

But when he saw with his own eyes that Jiahao reached out and took out one of the "apples" from the isolation box, took a bite and chewed it in his mouth until it was crunchy, and nodded slightly to express his affirmation of its purity in a very sophisticated manner. The expression on his face also seemed to be bitten by a wrist man.

Click.

Jogo sat on the bedside and bit off a third of the Originium apple in his hand. Don’t tell me this is much more stylish than eating the standard unit of pure Genji, just like people pay attention to drinking beer You want an oak cup, just like you want a tall glass when drinking red wine.

As long as you are willing, no one can control you if you drink red wine in a large porcelain bowl from the Northeast of Yan Kingdom. Not many people who drink red wine can really understand the difference, but it takes a goblet to have that pretentious taste.

If you can add a wine red velvet bench, add a bright moon in the background, and a luxurious baroque balcony shrouded in moonlight, then the little croissant will drive the train upside down, and the croissant will be so loud.

……

Just as Jogo was gradually sinking in this divergent thinking like a sage of the universe, he ate the last bite of the Originium Apple in his hand.

Kachi... Gudong.

'It is detected that the total recharge amount of the player has reached 5 standard units, automatically promoted to VIP level 000, and unlocked

"Peripheral gashapon machine", and an additional chance to draw a gashapon, the current number of draws: 2.

"Peripheral gashapon machine": You can spend 1000 standard units to draw once a day. If you don't draw, the number of times will be automatically stored for the player when the day's sleep is settled. The storage limit is 7 times. When the upper limit is reached, all storage times can be actively consumed. And spend 9998 standard units in exchange for a "Ten Gacha Coupon".

Announcement of the probabilities around the production of gashapons:

42.37% for common-level peripherals, 51.50% for rare-level peripherals, 5.20% for epic-level peripherals, 0.90% for legendary-level peripherals, and 0.03% for peripheral missions. '

"({[!]})"

Jogo, who just felt that everything was empty because of the galloping horse and performing several stunts in the middle of the ride, at this moment, even the piles of fluffy and dense golden ponytail quilts could not cover him. He stood upright from extreme shock and excitement. The root "exclamation point".

NMMD said it earlier!If you knew that you could unlock new gadgets by continuing to recharge, you see, I won’t blow up your little "Dear Nikki-Dress UP Queen" on the spot! ! !

Of course, this was just a joke made by Jogo when he was excited. Although he no longer cared about the amount of origin stones he recharged after the explosive growth of Rhodes Island’s business profits, he still only kept more than 50 standard units. own reserves to be able to save the world at any time.

Because no matter how much krypton source stone he has, there is no interest in this thing in his stomach, so it is more flexible to keep it as Rhodes Island's strategic reserve.

Moreover, Qiao Ge's status is not what it used to be. He is not the doctor who just came to Rhodes Island and had to make three chapters with the big lynx and sign a spoils distribution agreement. Now he will not ask why he uses the reserve Kelsey.

Of course, everything that fate bestowed on Qiao Ge had secretly marked the price, and afterward, he would definitely hand over to Kelsey... and swear to offer his belly.

But the most important thing for Jogo right now is to quickly use up these two times of gashapon draws, and see what this so-called peripheral and any peripheral tasks with the lowest probability are.

What, you said it's impossible to get peripheral tasks after only two draws?Then you underestimate the cheating style of these games. It is because this is the first time that Qiao Ge draws, so it will definitely let him draw a big prize. Do you really believe in probability?

'Congratulations to the player for obtaining: the epic peripheral "Whisper" and the peripheral mission "Deadly Joke". '

'"Whispers": Kada Jhin's surrounding firearms come with a box (4 pieces) of trial bullets, which can be exchanged unlimitedly at the price of 1 standard unit per box, but they still need to be manually loaded.

Guaranteed to be a perfect replica, because the imperfect manufacturer has become the perfect work of some exacting artist.

The noise and sarcasm at this moment are just like the perfect chapter it has written in the hands of that master, the only difference is, do you have the talent to control it? '

'"Fatal Joke": Joker's exclusive peripheral missions, you can choose one of the normal and legendary mission difficulty and rewards, and the difficulty cannot be changed after the selection.

Mission description: Once upon a time, there were two patients in a psychiatric hospital...Pfft...chihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... This is just a joke, just laugh, just like me.

Task content: Designate a city with a population of more than one million that players have never been to, and build it into the "Gotham City" in your mind, and use skin-like matching rules for task matching settlement, at least 60%.

①Normal Difficulty: It is required to use any one of the Joker skins in the DC series in the mission and reserve the skin at least 3 times, and the skin matching degree should be at least 60% at the final settlement.

Reward: Pre-order souvenirs for all Joker skins in the DC series, and the minimum matching degree after pre-ordering is constant at 60%.

②Legendary Difficulty: Players customize a free Joker skin and complete the mission in this skin state. The skin has no special effects and matching degree, and the appearance of the skin will also be included in the mission matching settlement.

Note: The daily skin rotation experience and skin appointment function will be suspended after the mission under this difficulty starts, until the mission is settled, the mission fails or the mission is abandoned.

Reward: Hehehe, you with simple taste will not need those vulgar souvenirs anymore, because your deadly joke is purer than these!

Well, there's still a little surprise waiting for you, best not to get your hopes up, but one that will definitely... make you smile.

If Jogo is an ordinary person who has just traveled to Terra, he will definitely choose the normal difficulty without hesitation. Compared with the legendary difficulty that seems impossible to complete, and even the description of the reward is inexplicable, the cost performance of the normal difficulty is It is the choice of normal people.

After all, there is no penalty for failure, and the rewards on normal difficulty are good enough. They are souvenirs of all the Jokers in the DC series, such as the Vampire King Joker, the Clown Joker, the White Rider Joker, the Yellow Light Joker, the Hyena Joker, etc., and even Bruce Wayne's mother turned Martha Joker.

Of course, the strongest is probably the setting of Emperor Joker. It is said that Joker has stolen the troublemaker ability of one of the strongest little devils in the fifth dimension, and can modify reality at will in the entire universe, which can be said to have unlimited power.

Just judging from the strength of the legendary skins known so far, it is hard to say whether this so-called changing game can include such a BUG skin of the Emperor Joker, and according to Jogo’s experience, the biggest pitfall may not be here. But on that constant 60% minimum match.

To put it bluntly, the matching degree is a measure of your compatibility with this skin setting. The lower the compatibility, the lower the setting ability you can display, and all of this should be controlled by your own behavior.

But what does it mean to be directly constant at 60%?Is it conversely restricting your actions and even your thinking forcibly?Even without this matching mode, it is still a very dangerous signal for some skins.

For example, life master Kada Jhin, most of the special effects given by his matching degree are not in marksmanship and combat skills, but in the "artistic talent" that pursues perfection in his mind, but Jhin is still a principled The killer, but the way of killing is too perverted.

Even such a principled Jhin groan took a lot of time for Jhogo to gradually overcome until he mastered it. If it were DCJoker...

As we all know, the core of Joker's setting is the incarnation of chaos, and teammates are killed at will. The only principle is Batman, and only Batman is his true love. If Jogo is directly instilled with Joker's thoughts, if one day he When he can wake up again, he will never forgive himself for being like that.

You can't let all the operators in Rhodes Island wear plastic cat ear tights like perverts every day, right?

So when Jogo learned about Muirseth's commission by chance, he resolutely chose the legendary difficulty. This was not only to avoid risks, but also to a certain extent, because of the adventurous spirit.

And the reality is so wonderful, when Jogo helped Tuola complete self-awakening, he might never have thought that Tuola also taught himself a lesson.

Instead of chasing those "vulgar souvenirs", it's better to be your own Joker!

However, everything is always difficult at the beginning.

……

"Hey, put your mouth down, Gravograph! That's not a real toy! It's not for food either!"

"Wooooow~~Wow!Wow!!"

At this time, Ceobe had a ferocious face as if returning to her ancestors, and there was a terrible low growl in her mouth when a dog threatens and fights, and then she tried her best to open her small mouth, showing her canine teeth fiercely. I took a bite...

Ahhh!

Of course, it is impossible for the dog to bite the doctor who feeds her every day, but the "Surgie" doll that was used to tease Muir Seth.

As soon as Ceobe came to Jogo's office, she discovered this bad thing that made her feel uncomfortable with her natural and keen intuition. So in order to protect the doctor, Xiao Ke immediately turned into a loyal dog to protect the master, and leapt up desperately. Take the doll away, and then the above scene happened.

Facts have proved that Xiao Ke's intuition has always been very reliable.

'"Haunting Gengar Doll": A boutique doll around Pokémon Gengar, but it seems a little weird.

A doll possessed by some kind of weird resentment, likes to play pranks on people with weak minds, but the mental power of a healthy adult is enough for it not to dare to make trouble, so it is best not to play with children.

Especially girls! ! '

This is one of the peripheral props drawn from the peripheral gashapon machine. The reason why the Gengar doll will trouble Muir Seth is probably because it is just a water body with no spiritual power to speak of.

Although the portrait of "Kenalisa" also has no spiritual power, Kelsey's face and power alone are enough to deter the Gengar doll. It is definitely not because it witnessed the big lynx yesterday. The "grip execution" scene where the shape of a pillow is shaped into a gourd head.

In addition to this Geng ghost doll, Jogo has of course released many other peripherals, and he has roughly figured out the classification rules for this peripheral. Unlike skins that are graded according to power or harm, peripheral classification should refer more to "practicability".

Monsters such as "The Haunting Gengar Doll", "The Fascinating and Confident Boss Penguin Doll" and "The Homo Doll That Raises Blood" can only be called interesting, but basically useless monsters. Things are ordinary peripherals.

However, Qiao Ge has always adhered to the point of view that as long as you have enough ghost ideas, you can find usefulness. For example, the Gengar doll can be used to distinguish the real body of the good brother from the fake, the boss doll can be given to the anaconda to super double the green leather skills, and the Homu doll Can be sent to the medical department for low blood pressure...

Rare peripherals have certain functions, but there are defects or restrictions in some aspects, such as this:

'"One-off second bomb": The area around the queen killer bomb car is extremely difficult to be destroyed by external forces. You can specify a target to automatically track, and immediately explode and destroy it after contact.

A poor little car that got lost from the back of a stand-in and promised to take your command once, just so you could help it find its way home.

No car was harmed during this process, it was just summoned to the side of the big pink cat by the substitute induction. '

And the epic-level peripherals are like "whispering" pistols, which are completely re-enacted genuine goods, and can be used without restrictions, but there is something about this Jogo that I have to complain about.

At the beginning, before he summed up the peripheral classification rules, he already loved "Whispering" like a dog who found her lost and recovered big honey cake, which also raised his expectations for other epic peripherals. It's just that I didn't expect the second shipment of Ziguang to be a major blow.

'"Batarang Collection Box": Contains a collection of peripherals for all types of batarangs.

The black technology bat dart of Wayne Group requires no maintenance, never wears out and has an excellent hand feel. Even if it hits a vital point, it will never kill anyone.

In the world of heroes, such collectibles are a symbol of power. '

……

Your TM can also be regarded as epic! ?Why does it have to be 100% reproduced even if it kills the undead? Hey!At least give me a bat armor!The Batmobile, the Batmobile, and the Batplane are also fine! !

But it was also this set of bat darts that allowed Jogo to clarify the grading rules and true colors of the gashapon machines around it. It was true that he was here to trick him with the Origin Stone, but...it was still delicious!

It’s just that so far, Jogo hasn’t exploded to the point of extracting legendary peripherals, but if the grading rules he summed up are correct, legendary grades should be more precious and practical than simple 100% replica peripheral props. Perhaps it is a treasure set in a certain world?

For example, infinite gems, dragon balls, devil fruits, golden apples, double arrows, spark sources, hypnosis apps and so on.

Well, he was just thinking about Myrtle, people have dreams after all.

"Xiao Ke, don't bite that purple sack, I have honey cakes to eat."

"Woo~~ah! Honey cake, where is the honey cake!?"

Hearing the word "honey cake", Keobo finally let go of the Gengar pillow that was bitten by her, and its head was covered with teeth marks. With a twist of its neck, it flew back, and then rushed straight Falling into the arms of the doctor, he ate some delicious snacks while enjoying Qiao Ge's skillful hand-rolling technique.

"Very good very good very good very good very good very good..."

Geng Gui, who was flying in the air, had nothing to do with this "hell dog", he could only cry and watch his head hit the office door.

However, just before the two were about to meet, the door was suddenly kicked open by a Periplaneta Americana with its long legs wrapped in black silk, so that the door panel not only smashed the Geng Gui doll against the wall On the top, it is firmly sandwiched in the middle, like a purple potato sticky cake in a pancake pan.

"Hey! Doctor idiot! You better have something important to ask me to come back, otherwise I will represent His Highness... Fuck! What kind of look do you have? Quite unique!"

Since Dr. Shepherd recruited Teresia's soul and arranged her to work as the mayor's personal security in the "Shadow Island" Chernoborg, which is currently under construction and renovation, W's attitude towards Dr. Not as bitter as before.

It's more like a female classmate who likes to deliberately tease and tease him, but most of the time it's W himself who gets teased.

And all because the new Mayor of the Shadow Isles is Theresa the Maiden of the Mist, which is like throwing dogs into the kitchen and oil thieves into the oil jar.

Well, in fact, the oil-stealing woman does not steal oil, but it is said that the mother W dragging the egg case looks like she is dragging an oil basket, so she has such another name, as for how seeing is believing...

Then it is estimated that W has to be pregnant first to have a chance to verify it.

"Of course there is a very important task, but the staff has not arrived yet, how about asking our gentle, considerate and understanding little angel W to sit here and rest for a while?"

"Hurry up, my patience is very limited, at least not enough to sleep here like those innocent young operators, and to be dear to a fool like you."

"..."

W completely ignored Jogo's grotesque and disgusting push, not only that, but also retorted very skillfully, then he leaped carelessly and smashed the sofa, and then propped his head up with his hands and lay flat on his side. Flicking the tail of the love arrow behind him, he smiled and twitched his eyebrows at him.

Qiao Ge's eyelids twitched when he saw the arrogance of not treating himself as an outsider in the doctor's office at all.