The Lone Wolf of Tomorrow's Ark

"Let's eat first, Lucille, where are the instant noodles you brought?"

"Come on, 3 minutes is up! Welcome to the instant noodles!"

"Are you the reincarnation of the Dragon King? Talking so much..."

--Happy Dinner Time--

"Ah, I'm full, I'm full..."

Touching her stomach, Lucille picked out her teeth with a bone that she had bitten into a sharp point in satisfaction, then she looked around the fire, she didn't know what she was thinking, and didn't say a word. The people who didn't say anything tilted their heads and said:

"Why are you so silent? You're not eating crabs. How about talking about something more interesting?"

"A topic of interest?"

"…………"

"Oh? A topic..."

Seeing the performance of the three of them, Lucille understood that these three are typical types who don't speak much. It is estimated that if they get together, they will not be able to hold back a word all day, but fortunately, she is very good at organizing. live, and said:

"Then since you don't know what to talk about, why don't I make a good start, so I'll call it Lucille's Night Story Club!"

"Eh... Storytelling? But I don't know how to tell stories very much. When I was a child, I made up a lot to coax Lina, but that kind... I feel embarrassed to say it..."

Stories are easy to say, but not easy to say, difficult to say, and they are not so difficult. For people with good eloquence, they can just make up a well-founded story, but for Phoenix Speaking, eloquence or something, he is really not very good at it.

Seeing Phoenix's embarrassed expression, Lucille did not force her, she shook her finger slightly, and said:

"It is said to be a story meeting, but in fact, everyone can say whatever they want, your own embarrassing stories, other people's embarrassing stories, rare jokes...anything is fine, then I will start with a small head first, brain teaser , Please listen to the question and ask: Is the sign 'Guide Dogs Not Allowed' at the entrance of the restaurant for blind people or guide dogs?"

"Ah this..."

The child who was the first to get confused about this question was naturally Xuezhi, and for a while, she fell into confusion about this question:

"Well... this, the sign that guide dogs are not allowed, blind people can't see it, it should be seen by guide dogs... But how can guide dogs be able to read, then for blind people... this is not an endless loop ???"

Regarding this question, Xuezhi felt bad all over, and Hong had no desire to answer at all, just leaned against Phoenix's arms and wagged her tail, while Phoenix had some guesses, but he didn't want to make himself a leader, So in the end, Kelucier gave the answer herself:

"Hey, of course it's for the security guard at the door."

"Huh?? And...is this okay too?"

It seems that for this answer, Xuezhi said that her brain is just like Watt's, but after thinking about it, there seems to be nothing wrong...

"Hehehe, Xuezhi, you need to move your little head a little faster, then, next time, Xiaofei is coming to you."

"Me? Well, let me think about it..."

After thinking about it for a while, Phoenix didn't think of any suitable questions and answers, but he remembered the joke he heard when chatting with the system and the others last time, so he said:

"Then let me tell you a joke: there has been an ancient legend in Yan Kingdom since ancient times. Everything in the world has spirits. When their spirits awaken, they are no longer things, but demons. When demons practice After enough years, they will disguise themselves as people wrapped in clothes, then they will look for lonely people in the wild, and then ask them what they look like. This behavior is called begging... ……”

Although it's a joke, the beginning of the paragraph, because Phoenix told a bit like the beginning of a ghost story, made both Lucille and Xuezhi's backs feel a little chilled, and the toes in their shoes couldn't help curling up up.

And Phoenix looked at the reactions of the two, and seeing that the two were not bored, he continued with satisfaction:

"Then, these monsters will change their bodies due to the answers of the challenged. If the challenged say that they look like humans, then they will spend less time practicing for many years and directly transform into humans. But after that, these The demon will linger on the person being challenged until the person dies.

And if the person who is being challenged says that it looks like a fairy, then those monsters will immediately become a fairy. There is not much time left, but it is because you are kind to him, and you will choose to protect your descendants or relatives for a period of time, in short, it is mysterious..."

"Hoho, I've heard of this begging, but I didn't expect it to be so evil."

After listening to the explanation about the ban, Lucille nodded slightly, and motioned for Phoenix to continue. Afterwards, Phoenix's voice continued:

"It was just an ordinary night, a young man named Zhang San..."

"Etc., etc……"

Before she could say a few words, she was interrupted by Ke Luxie, who complained with a strange expression:

"Why is there a buddy like Zhang San everywhere? Is the outlaw madman Zhang San going to transform into the story king Zhang San now?"

"It's just the name of a person in a story. Why do you care so much? Ask for a fight!"

"Ah yo!"

Regarding Ke Luxie's behavior of destroying the atmosphere, Phoenix directly tapped her lightly, and after seeing her shut up obediently, he continued:

"Zhang San went home a lot late because he attended a friend's wedding banquet, so..."

"Oh hoo? I'm late for the wedding banquet. Is his friend called Li Si? Oh, I can instantly make up a very exciting ethical drama, baa hehe..."

"Crowhill!"

"Miss Lucille! Could you please stop interrupting me!"

"Red, I hate you..."

"BT felt that Ms. Keluxie's behavior seriously disturbed other people's movie-watching experience, and suggested kicking her out."

"Ah...uh, it's all right, let's stop interrupting."

After breaking the atmosphere again, Ke Lucille finally suffered a verbal attack from Phoenix. This time, Ke Lucille chose to shut up obediently and completely, but Phoenix didn't like her and took it directly from her bag. Three things came out, which made Ke Luxie pale in an instant.

A length of needle thread, a roll of tape, and a stapler.

Afterwards, Phoenix glanced at Keluxie with a cold gaze, and then pointed to these three things. Obviously, Phoenix meant that if Keluxie still spoke, then he would randomly choose one for Keluxie to talk to. Hill shut up physically.

"Mmmmmmmmmmm..."

Under such a dangerous situation, Lucille resolutely faltered, nodded her head like a dog, and didn't dare to say a word.

The troublemaker finally shut up, Phoenix cleared his throat, and continued:

"Because it was too late and his home was not far away, Zhang San chose to walk home, but when he passed a forest, a tightly wrapped but not very tall figure came out of the forest , asked Zhang San: "What do you think I look like?".

Zhang San, who is more superstitious in metaphysics, immediately understood that he had met a monster who was seeking to be sealed, but he was just a young man in his 20s, had no children, and his parents passed away early. No matter what the monster looks like, He is all at a loss.

Since no matter how he chooses, he will lose money, so Zhang San decided to be bold, took out his years of experience and skills in the palace, and said loudly to the monster who asked for title:

'I think you look like a legal nine-tailed fox loli with 148 cm blonde hair, thin breasts, soft voice, soft body and easy to push down! '

Good guy, it was too late to say it, and when the smoke exploded, that figure directly became what Zhang San said, exactly, Zhang San didn't expect that monster could really change, and was dumbfounded, but What he didn't expect the most was that the monster spoke instead, with a carefree look and a Northeast accent:

'Good guy, bro, you are good at playing, that's just right, I've been looking at you for a few days, you're thin and tender, and I'm afraid you won't come here from me, it's just right, it doesn't matter if you become a mother, just stand up Alright, I'm in love with you. '

In this way, Zhang San lived in pain and happiness, and lived a happy life. Okay, I'm done. "

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After the story was finished, the three of the audience fell silent, which made Phoenix a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice:

"That's not funny, is it?"

"Pfft hahahahaha..."

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Chapter 430 Seven Nights in the Mine

After more than ten seconds, Lucille's low-key smile successfully relieved Phoenix's embarrassment. She was lying on her sleeping bag, beating the top of the sleeping bag with her right hand, and said intermittently:

"Like a nine-tailed fox loli who is 148 cm tall, tsundere, poor-breasted, light-weight, soft and easy to overthrow, I'm going to be so good, I didn't expect to be able to play like this, hahahaha, No, no, no, I'm laughing to death..."

Seeing Ke Luxie's strength, Phoenix scratched his cheeks in embarrassment. When he heard the system tell this joke, he just thought it was funny. He was worried that saying it this time would spoil the atmosphere, but It seems that with Keluxier here, the atmosphere should not be cold anymore.

"...Hong, I don't understand, but if Bai is happy, Hong is happy."

Because of her own amnesia, Hong has always had an attitude of not caring if she doesn't understand this kind of story. Anyway, for her now, Phoenix is ​​the most important thing.

After that, although Xuezhi didn't smile, she said with great interest:

"In the legends of the Yan Kingdom, there is actually such a thing as a ban. It's too powerful. It's completely different from the scientific research I usually do. If it's possible, I really want to study it."

"Uh... this is just a legend, so the next one is Xuezhi, right?"

"Oh? Is it my turn?"

Hearing Phoenix's words, Xuezhi was stunned for a moment, then looked at Hong who was nestled in Phoenix's arms, who had no desire to participate at all, nodded, and said:

"Ah, ok, um, let me think about what I can say... um... um... um... um..."

After finishing speaking, Xuezhi tapped her finger, while looking at the bonfire, she thought carefully about some stories she heard in Longmen when she was a child, but this process was a bit weird, Xuezhi kept saying 'hmm' all the time.

Although both Phoenix and Ke Luxie knew that Xuezhi was really thinking about it seriously, these onomatopoeias were not intentionally uttered by her, but as the number of "um..." increased, Ke Lu Hill couldn't bear it anymore, he poked Xuezhi's shoulder lightly, and said:

"Well, little sister Xuezhi, pay attention to the influence, that is, we are all here, just listening to your voice, to be honest, those who don't know will think you are laying eggs..."

"Oh? Lay eggs... huh?!!"

At this time, Xuezhi realized what was wrong with her just now, first she was full of shyness, nervously covered the clothes between her legs, and then retorted weakly:

"That...Li Boli really can't lay eggs, please don't misunderstand me...I just... didn't do it on purpose..."

Seeing Xuezhi's embarrassing appearance, Lucille sat back in embarrassment, while Phoenix thought of something.

The question of whether Li Boli will lay eggs has been talked about by many people in Terra. It is said that it was a couple of Li Boli scholars who raised this question for the first time. Oh no, to be precise, before asking this question , The two of them are still strangers.

It's also very dramatic. Two scholars who don't know each other discovered the same problem, discussed it online, and then met offline. After the meeting, there were naturally all kinds of arguments, from the genetics of birds to the birth of fetuses. , The noisy one is called a hand in hand.

And the final dramatic result was the woman's sentence, "Said so much, what have you really seen?" ’ At the beginning, when the man heard what the woman said, he was naturally not to be outdone, and also responded, ‘Haven’t you experienced it? ’, right here, there was a disagreement, and the two finally decided that facts speak louder than words, and went straight to open a room to have sex...

In the end, naturally, the two got married and had children like happy friends, and finally published an article on "Will Li Boli Lay Eggs?"

This incident was once known all over the world. Although it was dramatic, it was quite interesting. As for the article, it was naturally read many times. In general, it analyzed the reasons why birds lay eggs from various genetic levels. , Later, they discovered that in the Liboli people, this gene did not account for the majority, or in other words, the atavism was not obvious enough.

The specific verification is because they found an extremely small amount of eggshell substances in their fetuses, and at the same time came to the final conclusion:

Ordinary Liboli will not show any signs of laying eggs, but when there are enough traces of atavism on their body, there may be similar signs.

When he saw this article in the Rhode Island library for the first time, Phoenix naturally refreshed his understanding of Terra again. Then, with a curious attitude, Phoenix found Hemer and asked what the conclusion of this article was. not real.

After that, Hemer, who was so shy that his cheeks were flushed, gave him a hard lecture, but after the lecture, Hemer was a little embarrassed and gave Phoenix a small transparent box, saying that he could only Look, don't open it, let alone smell or eat the contents.

Because it is transparent, Phoenix also knows what is inside, a rhombus-shaped white fragment, a bit crystal-clear, but not transparent.

But until now, Phoenix didn't know what this little fragment was. When I asked Hemer, she also hesitated and irritated me, so she simply kept it in her bag.

Thinking of this, Phoenix's eyes suddenly lit up, Xuezhi is also from the Liboli tribe, maybe he knows what it is, so he simply handed the transparent box he found to Xuezhi and said at the same time:

"Well, Xuezhi, we'll talk about the story later, can you show me what this thing is first?"