Fox Demon Ordinary People
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To say that Wang Fugui really prepared meticulously before coming here, this passage is a very poetic opening speech he finally found after asking the people below to search for a long time, the purpose is to arouse Tu Shan Rongrong's curiosity.
And then, he can talk endlessly about all kinds of wonders in the world, which fully shows that he is well-informed.
"Oh," Tu Shan nodded with a smile on his face, his bright eyes were a little absent-minded: "Young Master Wang has been to many places."
"Of course." Sure enough, this was a good start, Wang Fugui was a little proud, the materials were not in vain!He showed the most charming smile, and said: "I have seen a lot of beautiful scenery, and in the end, I feel that there are a few places that I like the most. One of them is the ruins of Yancheng on the bottom of Longwan (mentioned in Chapter 27). As one of the seven major cities of the Holy Dynasty thousands of years ago, with a line as the central axis, the arrangement of buildings reflects the fundamental idea of Taoism of the Holy Dynasty..."
The nine-tailed black fox, Mei Mei, let out a deep breath, "Isn't this guy bored with reciting books? These days, who doesn't know how to use Qiandu Encyclopedia? Also, he dared to endorse in front of His Majesty. I really don't know that this guy Knowing that these Qiandu Encyclopedias were written by His Majesty, what kind of expression will you have?"
The nine-tailed black fox's tone became a little playful.
"However, it's boring to have a meal. The successors of these Yiqi Daomeng are really inferior to each other. No wonder Tu Shan Rongrong doesn't want to cooperate with Yiqi Daomeng."
"The city of Yan buried in Longwan Sea should be very magnificent." Tu Shanrong shook his head and said, "It's a pity that the little girl doesn't like to go around very much, and as a little girl, she can't visit anything. Places of interest."
did you see!
Even if you show off, you have to pinpoint the target!
You don't look at his identity, the strongest think tank of Yaomeng and Tushan!Can she walk around the world?Is there time for that?Even if you have that time to go out, what should you do if you are surrounded by crowds?What if you are attacked by those bugs hiding under the surface of the prosperous world?And in this hot day, who is full enough to run outside?
It's Shangshen Peak and it's from Yancheng, you can still pretend to be aggressive on those little girls who have never seen the world!How can it compare to the low-key luxury and connotation of my majesty?
The nine-tailed black fox, Qi Mei, complained inwardly.
"So that's how it is..." Wang Fugui was so depressed that he didn't use a single line that he carefully prepared later.
But there is no way, he can tell these things based on his background, and the things he will prepare later are nothing more than where the scenery is beautiful, where the fun is, or what country he meets some monsters and nobles, etc. As someone like Tu Shan Rongrong, I'm not interested at all...
It was a bit cold at this time.
Wang Fugui suddenly couldn't find the topic, and all the materials prepared later were useless.He didn't know what Tu Shan Rongrong was interested in, so the topic died here, and the scene was a bit awkward.
"In fact, in many cases, those places of interest are very meaningless. After all, those things are dead." Considering the necessity of cooperation between the Yaomeng and Daomeng, Tong Ling couldn't look at the scene and feel embarrassed.
He said grapes were sour because he couldn't eat grapes, Wang Fugui didn't take it seriously, thinking that you're a country bumpkin, if you haven't seen it, you know it's boring!
"However, the customs of various places are extremely interesting, such as the Tushan Red Immortal Festival every four years." Tong Ling continued.
Tu Shan's eyes lit up, "Mr. Tong Ling knows about our Tu Shan's Red Fairy Festival?"
Tu Shan Rongrong's reaction caused Wang Fugui to suffer [-] points of critical damage!
"Of course, this is a major local festival in Tushan. Every time this festival comes, the single Tushan Hongxianxian will wear a bride's red dress and dance around the giant tree of bitterness. Invite them to dance together, and the whole Tushan is in full bloom, which is extremely beautiful. After the dance, the Red Thread Immortals will pick the leaves of the giant tree of bitterness and use the pulp to make their own book of continuation of fate."
"Mr. Tong Ling knows about our 383 Tushan Red Fairy Festival very well. He must have participated in it before, right? But, does Mr. Tong Ling know what our festival commemorates?" Tu Shan asked with a smile.
"It's to commemorate the great love." How can this kind of question be rare for Tong Ling, who has seen it for a long time, and immediately explained: "In ancient times, there was no conflict between monsters and monsters. When you meet, you will die or I will live, let alone the love between monsters and monsters." According to the legend, the first love between monsters is the love between the real person Mi Chan and the Qishan clan, the ancestor of Tushan. It took the real person Mi Chan four years to overcome all difficulties and be with the Qishan clan. To commemorate this eternal love, Only then did the theory of Tushan's reincarnation and continued destiny come into being, and there was also the Tushan Red Fairy Festival."
Tu Shan Rongrong opened his eyes, his eyes were full of approval, and he smiled and praised: "Mr. Tong Ling is really knowledgeable, even this myth and unofficial history!"
Different from the previous perfunctory treatment of Wang Fugui, Tu Shan Rongrong's admiration this time is sincere.
Wang Fugui received another [-] points of critical damage!
"Of course what's interesting is not only the Tushan Red Immortal Festival, but also the sacred peak on Beishan mentioned by Mr. Wang earlier." Tong Ling said.
Pick up people's teeth!Wang Fugui contemptuously said to himself.
Tong Ling continued: "Shenfeng on Beishan Mountain did not exist in ancient times. Legend has it that in order to commemorate his respected teacher, Shangshen, Lord Tianzhan collected meteorites from the time when Shangshen descended and piled them up layer by layer. It was ugly at first. Later, time passed, and it slowly turned into a peak. Later, the descendants of Tianzhan Jianzun established the country with the Yuyao Son Mother Talisman in Beishan, and the people of the country would worship the mountain every August. Destroyed, destroying Tianjun Shi Kuan to establish a new Beishan Empire, but this custom has been preserved."
It turned out to be like this, no wonder people from the Beishan Empire worshiped that mountain... Wang Fugui understood it, and immediately became extremely depressed.
When did ordinary people become so knowledgeable?Can you still have fun?
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(PS: Yancheng was mentioned in Chapter 27, and Daoist Misan and Qishan were mentioned in Chapter 39).
Chapter 60 Talking and laughing, the strong captives are wiped out
"I didn't expect there to be such a story about Shangshen Peak in Beishan." Tu Shanrong smiled and praised, but his tone was a little less sincere than when he talked about the Tushan Red Immortal Festival before, obviously for this story understand.
In fact, this is indeed the case. As the strongest think tank of Tu Shan and the Monster League, Tu Shan Rongrong claims to be exhaustive. The most favorite thing on weekdays is to find a clean place, hold a book, and read it comfortably. reading.
As such, she has naturally read the biographical myths about the series of Tian Zhan Jian Zun.
Seeing that Tu Shan Rongrong was so popular, Wang Fugui felt that this topic should not be allowed to continue, otherwise how would he behave?
"I have also read a lot of myths and biographies about the sword master of the sky. The sword master's sentence-'A sword in hand, an enemy is hard to find' is domineering and awe-inspiring!" After all, he is a child of a big family. A little depressed, but he quickly adjusted his state and inserted the topic with a smile.
Tian Zhan... Tong Ling felt a little emotional in his heart, as if the most arrogant yet humble boy he had ever seen appeared in front of him again.
The young man’s arrogance to immortality seemed to be heard again in his ears—“Why should I not grow old or die? I don’t have to! My eyes have foreseen the entire future from the beginning, and I have no reason to fear death. Since I exist in this era , and has already become immortal. Even if I can't grow with the years, can't be the same age as the sky and the earth, but it is enough for me to see through the distant future!"
There are two types of arrogance.One is that the ability is too low, and the other is that the ambition is extremely lofty.The former seems very stupid, and the latter is a rare and precious species.
There is no doubt that Sword Master Tian Zhan is the latter, so he has become one of the invincibles of the era that can be counted with only one hand for tens of thousands of years.
"Actually, I prefer the southern country with dense forests to the Shenfeng, the top of the world in Beishan." Tong Ling said.
"Why is this?" Tu Shan asked curiously: "The southern country is shrouded in swamp gas all year round. Although the jungle is dense, it is full of poisonous gas and poisonous swamps. Let alone ordinary people, even monsters are discolored by the southern country. What is wrong with Mr. Tong Ling? Do you still like the southern country~`?"
Wang Fugui is so angry, why does Tong Ling become the focus of such an excellent self standing here?
Moreover, he couldn't insert his mouth at all!
"Sister, is the southern country so scary?" At this time, Tu Shan Susu turned her head and asked.
"Yeah, a poisonous centipede the size of a puppy can emerge from anywhere."
"Ah--that's terrible, my sister is a villain, Susu don't listen to this!" Tu Shan Susu shrank her head and covered her ears in shock.
"Sister She made everyone laugh." Tu Shan Rongrong gently rubbed Tu Shan Susu's little head, and immediately asked Tong Ling, "Why does Mr. Tong Ling like Nanguo?"
Tu Shan Rongrong thinks this is very strange. Although the relationship between the Monster League and the Dao League has been good in recent years, the relationship between the Southern Kingdom and humans has also eased, and humans are allowed to enter the country for tourism, but except for those live broadcast anchors, even monsters dare not go southern country.
Tong Ling didn't answer directly, but asked with a slightly raised mouth: "Does Miss Tu Shan Rongrong know the theory of the five insects?"
"The theory of the five insects?" Tu Shan Rongrong thought for a while, then shook his head and said, "I've never heard of it."
At this time, Wang Fugui finally had a chance to intervene, "Mr. Tong Ling should be talking about the Five Gods, right?"
Originally, he thought that this must be true. The five gods are divided into heaven, earth, man, gods and ghosts, which was summed up by the ancestor of all dharmas, Shangshen. Apart from this, there is no other saying that starts with "five"...
"Wrong answer!" Tong Ling also spoke up, decisively not giving face.
Wang Fugui gritted his teeth angrily, "Then Mr. Tong Ling, tell me about your five worms!"
"These five insects are actually simple to say, and they are also recorded in myths and biographies." Tong Ling shook his head and said: "It is said that Pangu opened the world, and the gods preached all kinds of dharmas! Ten kinds of births! There are five gods, heaven, earth, gods, humans and ghosts, and five insects, and the feathered insects! The feathered insects refer to naked insects, which are hairless and armorless, such as frogs, earthworms, etc. Among them, humans are the first to win insects. Scales refer to those with scales, such as fish and snakes, among which dragons are the length of scale insects. Hairy refers to animals with fur, such as cats, dogs, lions and tigers, Qilin is the head. Yu is a bird with feathers, and the phoenix is respected. The last kun refers to insects with shells, including some aquariums, and Xuanwu is respected!"
What he said immediately stunned Wang Fugui.
?How does this person's brain grow? He even knows such a biased thing, and it's justified and not like making up. Some fragments even appeared in myths and biographies. It's like summarizing and sublimating...
Awesome!
In fact, if what Tong Ling said was put on the earth, it would not be worth mentioning at all, because many people have seen Liu Xiaolingtong's Journey to the West, so they know that this sentence came from the mouth of the Tathagata Buddha.
But people in this world don't know, they only know that this sentence may have come from the mouth of God, the ancestor of all dharmas. As for who this God is... Well, everyone knows it in their hearts.
So they listened to Tong Ling's talk as if they were listening to a heavenly book. Of course Wang Fugui was dumbfounded, but even Tu Shan Rongrong was a little stunned!
". After talking about Yinglin Maoyukun, Ms. Tushan Rongrong should know why I like the southern country. There are many poisonous monsters in the southern country, and there are poisonous swamps everywhere, but there are dense forests, which are rich in species. There are mountain rabbits and pheasants, and they are pure Natural and pollution-free, but the most memorable ones are those poisonous insects..." Tong Ling looked at the two of them: "Have you ever eaten barbecue poisonous centipede?"
The two shook their heads together, and Wang Fugui's face turned pale.
Tong Ling asked again: (Qian Dehao) "What about fried poisonous scorpions?"
The two continued to shake their heads together, Wang Fugui's expression was obviously not quite right...
Tong Ling gave a fatal blow directly: "Then what about the peerless famous dish—the salad that brought back the dead?"
The Resurrecting Insect is a legendary poisonous insect in the southern kingdom. It is so poisonous that even the Huandu family, the royal family of the southern kingdom, would turn around and run away when they saw it. However, this poisonous insect looks...a bit like a caterpillar.
Tu Shan Yaya's eyes widened, Wang Fugui vomited, covered his mouth and rushed out...
Tong Ling: "..." Didn't you just talk about a few dishes, why did you just run away?
Seeing this scene, the nine-tailed black fox smiled triumphantly: "Wow ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... you are indeed my majesty! What is this called? This is called a decisive victory thousands of miles away... Huh? It seems wrong. , It should be called talking and laughing, forcing the prisoner to disappear! Hehe... ".
Chapter 61 A little understanding
in the bathroom.
Wang Fugui really vomited this time.There is no way, he lived in a superior family environment since he was a child, and he has a disease of affluence that cannot be seen in a dirty mess. This is nothing, but he is the most sensitive to bugs, especially spiders!
As soon as he saw bugs, especially monsters that turned into spirits, he got goosebumps all over his body, wishing he could take out the fire-type talismans and burn them all. This time, when he heard Tong Ling talking about eating bugs, he knelt down on the spot up...
"This bastard," Wang Fugui was so depressed, but he still couldn't say it: "If you say something bad, you have to talk about bug food. It's a centipede and a scorpion. Maybe there are spiders too... Vomit!"
No, I even vomited out my breakfast...
After finally vomiting, Wang Fugui finally let out a sigh of relief.
"Speaking of which, Tong Ling is really good at talking," Wang Fugui wiped the corners of his mouth, and said to himself, "No, I come from a dignified royal family, and I am the heir of the family. If I am compared to such a small person like him, wouldn't it be a shame? People laughed out loud? No, no! No matter what happens today, you can’t lose face in front of Tu Shan Rongrong, you must get your face back!”
In fact, Wang Fugui really didn't regard Tong Ling as an opponent.
Are you kidding me? He is a young master from a dignified royal family. He is also a hot internet celebrity on the internet.Can it be compared to him?The difference in status between the two is like the difference between the sun and the moon, anyone with a discerning eye can see it, right?
But it just happened that such a small person made him, a human elite, make a fool of himself frequently, it was unbearable!
"I'll ask you to jump up and down first," Wang Fugui tidied up his clothes, "but I can't ask you to compare later. I may not be as good as you in the knowledge of this little person, but I will taste wine later. Feast, can it still tell you not to perform well?"
For this dinner, he prepared a full five centimeters thick A4 paper materials!
No matter how hard Tong Ling is, he is still a small person. To put it bluntly, he is a little dick with no background. It’s okay to be familiar with some side-by-side knowledge. Wait for the century-old holy product Haier 227 and the feast of Beishan catfish, you still have to change Back to the bumpkins?
Thinking of this, his mood immediately improved a lot. Wang Fugui walked out of the bathroom, with an elegant smile on his face again, and said, "Sorry, I made you laugh. I'm a bit of a clean freak, and I don't like bugs. Please forgive me for making a fool of myself."
The nine-tailed black fox demon let out a "huh" and said, "You're not angry... As expected of coming from a big family, this cultivation is really different, compared to the rich family in online novels who would kill the whole family at every turn." The second generation is much stronger."
"I'm sorry, I mentioned something that shouldn't be mentioned." Tong Ling said, "I won't mention Nanguo worm meal in the future."
"Thank you so much..." Wang Fugui's face turned pale, and then he forced a smile, then clapped his hands, and said, "Okay, the chat is almost done, and it's time for us to move on to the next project."
Soon a waiter came over pushing an exquisite dining cart.
This waiter is not specially dressed as a Taoist priest. He is slender, with a white shirt, a black vest, and short hair. He looks energetic. He is about forty years old and has a soft smile on his face.
On the dining car are two bottles of very beautifully packaged red wine, accompanied by three wine glasses. Wang Fugui introduced: "For this dinner, I specially asked someone to bring me two bottles of Longwan Haizu Haina City from our Wang's house. The century-old St. Pin Haier, please taste it."
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