Siheyuan: Pretending to Be Abolished, Neighbor Lou Xiaoe

"Zhong Hai, it's going to be hard for you."

"Old lady, it should be."

Saying that, Yi Zhonghai walked out and went straight to Jia's house.

Yi Zhonghai is usually in charge of eating and drinking for the deaf old lady.

In this way, in addition to being loved by the deaf old lady, it also showed his urgency and righteousness of Yi Zhonghai.

But only he knew that what he was doing was just drawing the old lady's house.

Once the deaf old lady died, the deaf old lady's house naturally fell into his hands, Yi Zhonghai.

This is the same as he is good to Jia family and He Yuzhu because he wants them to give him old age.

Otherwise, he Yi Zhonghai would not approach the deaf old lady.

When he came out, Jia Zhangshi and Bang Terrier were already outside Chu Fan's door.

Looking at Chu Fan's house, Jia Zhang said loudly, "My dear grandson, is this turtle meat delicious?"

"It's delicious, grandma. It's delicious. I'm drooling while I eat it."

Bang Terri said while trying to instigate the turtle meat in his hand.

"That's right, it's very delicious. My turtle head is fragrant and crunchy when you bite into it."

Jia Zhang said so.

While talking, she was biting the turtle head in her hand.

After taking a bite, he said, "Some people are so stupid that they sold such a delicious big turtle to us for only two yuan. He must regret it now!"

"Grandma, that's for sure, this turtle meat is so delicious, if it were me, I wouldn't sell it for five yuan!"

The stick continued.

Naturally, Jia Zhang taught him all the way, otherwise he would be so good as a child.

"This Jia Zhang family is too much!"

Hearing such words, Yu Li in the room said angrily.

Just now, after taking advantage of Yu Li, Chu Fan stopped.

Not only because he was a little hungry, but also because Xu Damao came to borrow things.

Tsk tsk, this Jia Zhang family is really weird, even a soft-shelled turtle is so showy, Chu Fan is contemptuous in his heart.

At the moment, he walked to the door.

Looking outside, I saw Jia Zhang nibbling on the head of a turtle.

Looking at the green turtle head, Chu Fan couldn't help laughing, because that head must be poisonous.

Tonight, this Jia Zhang family must have a hard time.

Seeing Chu Fan come out, thinking that he was provoked by himself, Jia Zhang was even more proud.

She raised the turtle head in her hand and said, "Chu Fan, you won't enjoy it if you eat alone. Look...you can't eat such delicious turtle meat."

Chu Fan said, "Sister Jia Zhang, your turtle head is so green, it must be poisoned, you better not eat it, otherwise don't blame me for not reminding you when you go to the hospital late!"

"Chu Fan, you are jealous, naked jealousy, jealous that we have turtle meat to eat you or not!"

"It's fine if you didn't eat it, but you cursed me so viciously, your heart is really dark enough!"

"People like you don't know how to help my Jia family, and they only eat alone, their morals are corrupt, and sooner or later, they will be accepted by God, and they will be hit by five thunders!"

Jia Zhangshi couldn't help cursing angrily.

I, Jia Zhang, just ate a soft-shell turtle head. You actually cursed me, not who you cursed?

"Mr. Jia Zhang, you are kind enough to mention you, but you actually scold me, it's really kind of bad, alas..."

"Also, if you curse someone too viciously, you will be punished. Why did you forget?"

Chu Fan smiled lightly.

"Retribution? How can I, Jia Zhang, have retribution? It was just bad luck before..."

Before Jia Zhangshi finished speaking, she suddenly said "ouch", and then fell directly to the ground.

Because the stone she stepped on suddenly vibrated for some reason, so that she lost her footing and fell directly.

When she fell, her fat body smashed the snowflakes into the air.

Her face was also smashed into the snow.

Fortunately, the snow was thick enough, and she seemed to have nothing to do with her body except that she fell.

However, the turtle head in his hand flew far away.

"How is it, Mrs. Jia Zhang, is retribution coming?" Chu Fan laughed.

"Chu Fan, you are the one who suffered thousands of knives. You cursed me and I fell. You must pay me!"

Jia Zhang scolded angrily as he got up.

She blamed Chu Fan for the fault, but she didn't know that it was really Chu Fan's hands and feet.

At that moment just now, Chu Fan used the force of the shock to shake the stone, which is why Mr. Jia Zhang fell.

"You fell down and wanted to ask me to lose money? Are you cheating, do you want me to let Gong'an arrest you?" Chu Fan said indifferently.

As soon as he heard Gong'an, how could Mrs Jia Zhang dare to speak.

With an angry face, he walked towards the head of the turtle that flew out.

There is still a lot to eat, how could she be willing not to.

When she got to the turtle's head, she bent down to pick it up.

This bending over made her grin instantly.

After all, the fall was not finished like yesterday, and now I fall again, this bending over doesn't hurt.

This kind of pain made her scolded again, "Chu Fan, you're a thousand knives, you bastard, a vicious person like you will be punished sooner or later!"

In the scolding, she picked up the turtle head.

She found that the turtle's head seemed to have some black spots, but she didn't care.

After all, there is nothing dirty in this white snow.

So, the next moment, she actually gnawed.

This Jia Zhangshi is really weird, he just picks it up and eats it when he falls on the ground!Chu Fan was really amazed.

He was also amazed because he saw that the black spots on the turtle's head were shit.

I don't know if Jia Zhang's eyes are dim or if he is not paying attention to the turtle's head, but he didn't see it.

"Grandma, do you eat shit?"

At this time, the stick terrier screamed.

All because he saw that the turtle's head was covered in shit.

"Bang Terri, how can you talk, how can you curse grandma to eat shit?"

Jia Zhang was a little dissatisfied.

While talking, he chewed the meat in his mouth.

She felt that the taste was indeed a little different, but it seemed to be better.

"Wow!"

The stick threw up.

Jia Zhangshi still eats shit so deliciously, he can't stand it anymore.

While spitting, he walked to the place where the turtle's head fell, and pointed at the tunnel, "Grandma, look, this is shit!"

"Really shit?"

Jia Zhangshi didn't believe it, but he still lowered his head to take a serious look.

Seeing this, her stomach immediately rolled over.

Because it's really shit, and it's still sloppy.

There are no animals in this yard. Since there is shit, it must be human shit.

There is shit in this kind of place, of course it's a child pulling it.

The thought of eating human shit made Jia Zhang even more uncomfortable.

The next moment, like a stick, he vomited directly "wow wow".

"Mr. Jia Zhang, it's better not to scold people in the future, otherwise, you will be punished immediately. This time you fell down and ate shit, and next time you won't be sure."

Chu Fan laughed again.

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Could it be that I was punished because I scolded someone?

Thinking that he fell down because of scolding Chu Fan yesterday, and only knocked out half of his teeth, Jia Zhang couldn't help but be startled.

After all, the retribution came too soon.

As soon as she finished scolding someone, retribution came immediately.

Makes her dare not doubt it.

Because of this, she swallowed the words of Chu Fan.

She originally wanted to scold her because Chu Fan cursed her, but how dare she scold her now.

For fear of being scolded immediately and retribution.

……

At this time when Jia Zhang was vomiting, Yi Zhonghai frowned and said to Jia Dongxu, "Dongxu, is there only so much left in this whole big turtle?"

Because of this, at a glance, it seemed that there were only turtle shells in the pot, and there was no trace of the meat at all.