System! I Will Not Be a Saint!

[Missionary]: "Slow, too slow. Even if you can sleep three times a day, how long will it take you to get all the women in the palace all the way to the queen?"

[Missionary]: "It's better to let the whole royal family believe in Mr. ***, it only takes one day..."

Seeing that the things they mentioned were getting more and more outrageous, Xier Guo broke his mouth and said, "Let me think about it again, seniors."

His mind instantly quieted down, and Searle breathed a sigh of relief.

"Phew... One wants to sleep all the women in the palace, and the other wants to turn the palace into a petri dish of evil gods, neither of which is very reliable..."

The love saint's plan took too long, and the missionary's plan was likely to cause a bloodbath, and the whole of Suramar might have to be buried with him. Unless the end of the road, Syl would not dare to gamble.

Dilemma...

Searle looked at the clown's attribute panel, the promotion sign on it was slightly bright, and Searle squeezed his fist.

The clown's purple card might bring about a turning point.

"System, clown, promotion—"

Chapter 147 Chapter 140 Three Purple Clowns—An Unspeakable Horror (3/3)

「晋升」

The clown card glowing with light blue light appeared in front of Searle. The figure of the clown on it gradually dimmed, and the card surface was slightly broken.

A ray of purple light shines from the cracks in the broken card.

The light became more and more intense, and Syl, who had turned into a clown, was also surrounded by purple shadows.

But Syl didn't feel the pain, but felt an unprecedented relief.

It's as if the whole body is being reborn—in fact, Syl is indeed being reborn now.

Every time the level is improved, it seems like a qualitative improvement. According to Searle's observation, every level of improvement is equivalent to the level 1 to 2 level improvement of potions or holy medicines.

This increase in strength is very terrifying.

Finally, the card in front of Searle seemed to have a wave of life, and then completely shattered, a brand new card with purple light appeared in front of Searle.

And Syl's body also completed the final transformation, the purple light dissipated, and a steady stream of power surged in Syl's body.

A brand new panel appeared in front of Syl.

"Elegant Scary Clown"

"Quality: Purple"

"Occupation: None"

"Rank: None"

"Strength: 62"

"Physique: 47"

"Inspiration: 9"

"Agility: 121"

"Charm: 20"

"Fusion progress: 0%"

"Skills: [Devil's Hand] [Fearful Thing] [Deceitful Words] [Endless Fear] [Weapon Master]"

"Comprehensive evaluation: Hmm...you can see it, a terrifying thing from several epochs ago."

Only the skill of trickery is still retained, and almost all other skills have been upgraded or replaced.

From the previous discussion with the system, I know that although the skills are gone, they can still be used without any problem.

Because the skills of the white card and the blue card are all included in the skills of the purple card.

For example, the clown's [Flying Knife Specialization] in the white card was already included in [Weapon Master], [Magic Trick] was also included in [Demon Trick], and now it has become [Devil Hand].

What about 【Fear Absorption】?Is it included in [Infinite Panic]?Or [Things of Horror]?

Usually, the system will not explain these skills to Syl, but only give an overview, no matter how Syl asks.

Moreover, the clown who was promoted to Zika did not bring Syl a more powerful mental raving...

Is this because of [spiritual attunement]?

Just when Searle didn't know how to research skills, a voice sounded in Searle's mind.

[Clown]: "Yes... yes... that's right, I love myself to death..."

Just when Syl was about to ask, an irresistible force forcibly controlled Syl's body.

What I didn't feel before, belonged to the control and oppression brought by Zika, and at this moment, it fell on Searle in a hurry.

Almost instantly, Syl lost control of his body.

[Saint]: "Hey! Your Excellency Clown, what do you want to do?!"

"[Joker] has been cut off the spiritual attunement"

Searle quickly cut off the mental coherence with the clown, and found that the raving was more powerful, and the instant impact almost made Searle a lunatic.

Searle quickly brought back the homology link with the clown, and the situation improved slightly.

Then, Searle could only helplessly feel that the clown raised his hands, stood on tiptoes, and stretched his body as much as possible.

When the whole body was stretched into a straight line, the clown tilted his head, put his hands down to shoulder level, and stretched, like a scarecrow in a wheat field.

"I am the Thing of Horror—"

Following the clown's hoarse whispers, a cloud of black mist instantly covered the clown's tall figure.

After a burst of "cracking", like fried beans, the black mist was instantly stretched and then dissipated, leaving only a strange figure in place.

The slender body was nearly three meters high, and the head was lowered so as not to hit the ceiling, but it seemed to be broken in half, bent at an almost acute angle.

The whole body of this figure is covered by a black and red complicated robe. If the weird height is ignored, the robe looks like the clothes worn by some ancient religious gods—it just looks very weird.

Its whole body was covered in black robes, even its face, the black-red cloth with strange inscriptions twisted around its head, as if it was sealing something.

If the "seal" is used as a guess, then the whole body of this "monster" seems to be a seal.

Now this horrifying appearance is enough to bear the name [Thing of Horror].

Sandy, who was behind Searle, experienced horror and terror for the first time in her life, and this strong emotion made her take a step back involuntarily.

"Master...Master..."

"thump--"

The emotion of fear made Sandy, who was originally a puppet, feel weak in both legs, and fell to the ground, kicking up some dust.The dust looks extraordinarily dazzling under the blood-red sunset.

"Crack-knock-"

As if hearing the voice behind him, the head of the "monster" twisted unnaturally, making a sound like breaking wood.

In the end, the "monster" with its head down turned its head behind it at an incredible angle, and aimed at Sandy with its face wrapped in countless strips of cloth with densely packed runes.

"hiss--"

A distant and hoarse roar was conveyed from the face of the "monster" wrapped in cloth strips.

And the runes on the cloth strips also lit up a little bit, the runes shone with a scarlet light, forming a smiling face on the countless cloth strips.

The originally hazy sunset also became as bright as blood, and the whole dilapidated house was like a scene from a horror movie, which made people feel terrified.

Sandy's core is running at high speed, as if it will shut down in the next second.

At this moment, a black mist enveloped the "monster", and the "monster" continued to shrink in size, returning to the size of a person.

After the black mist dissipated, the figure of the clown reappeared in place, with a comfortable and comfortable smile on her face, as if she had done something that made her feel very happy.

[Clown]: "Have you learned it now? Little cutie..."

After the clown's voice fell, Syl gradually regained control over her body. She gasped heavily like she was alive after a catastrophe.

This skill...is too terrifying...Even Syl the Releaser feels that compared to the young dragon, the clown with this skill still has the highest individual combat ability.

When the baby dragon transforms into a dragon shape, its strength, speed, etc. will increase a lot.

And when the clown turned into the Thing of Horror, Searle felt an unprecedented force operating in the Thing of Horror—a power that could break the rules.

Syl, who was relieved, looked at Sandy who was sitting on the ground in a daze, smiled and took a step forward: "Sorry..."

But as soon as Syl took a step, Sandy stepped back several steps in a hurry as if seeing something terrifying.

The corner of Syl's mouth couldn't help but twitch.It looks like the Joker accidentally scares innocent Sandy.

[Love Saint]: "It seems that this poor little girl needs comfort. Oh, I can't stand it anymore. Why don't you let me come, sweetheart, I promise to use extreme tenderness to dissolve her inner fear."

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PS: 13 chapters owed, 1 chapter left, 12 chapters left~

The feature film begins——

【"1,2,3,4,5, 1, [-], [-], [-], Oops, the [-]st Battleship Squadron of the British Royal Navy's Home Fleet is dispatched!"】

【"1,2,3,4,5, 1, [-], [-], [-], Oops, the [-]st Squadron of the British Royal Navy's Home Fleet is dispatched!"】

【"1,2,3,4,5, [-], [-], [-], [-], no, the British Royal Navy's home fleet is all dispatched!"】

【"1,2,3,4,5, [-], [-], [-], [-]...The British Royal Navy is fully deployed."】

______ Jokes never go out of style~ Good night, cuties~

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