O Equal Knight King

Hearing this, Mordred immediately put down the book in his hand in displeasure, and glanced fiercely at the only living person in the cave other than her, and said viciously

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"Why, is it possible that reading a book is something worthy of shouting and screaming!"

"No no no, how could it be!"

Lei Luo repeatedly waved his hands to indicate that he didn't think so, it was just the fake smile that made it easy for Mordred to see what he was thinking.

"Humph!"

With a cold snort, Mordred threw the book over directly, and said with a displeased expression on his shoulders.

"If you have the ability, you should read it to me!"

Lei Luo caught the book and didn't answer. He flipped through the book in his hand, and his originally relaxed expression gradually became solemn as he turned the pages.

Sure enough, he couldn't read the words in the book at all.

But at the same time that he couldn't read it, he found that he knew this kind of writing.

Why is there such a strange situation?

This is because Lei Luo discovered that these characters were the hieroglyphs he had seen before in the game called "Monster ○ Man".

Now, Lei Luo can be very sure.

The village in Mordred's mouth has an unusual relationship with the "Monster ○ Man" in his memory.

Such a discovery immediately made Lei Luo more and more interested.

You know, in the world of "Monster ○", human beings can rely on their small bodies to fight against ancient dragons, compete for living space, and even gain the upper hand for a time.

Those majestic, strong and terrifying ancient dragons have become the armors and weapons worn by humans one by one, and even gradually integrated into all aspects of life.

And the performance of the hunters in the game is also very exaggerated.

Falling from a height of [-] meters does not even need to roll over, just squat down, and in the next second you can run like a normal person. After drinking the medicine, you can still run without panting until the power of the medicine is exhausted.

In all kinds of extreme environments, even if you are wearing a padded jacket and fur coat in the desert, or running in the snow in a short suit, you can move freely with a bottle of cold or hot drink.

Knocked into the air by the ancient dragon, bitten by the ancient dragon, burned by the flames spewed by the ancient dragon, returned to the battlefield after taking a sip of the recovery medicine, even if he suffered a serious injury, he was pulled back by the cat cart and he was another hero.

Although it is a bit far-fetched to judge reality from the game, who can be sure that it is not the case?

Of course, what Lei Luo complained the most was that a certain Mo cub came down from the snow-capped mountain and didn't know how to bring some ingredients for a hot drink! !

After thinking aloud in his heart, Lei Luo closed the book and handed it to the playful Mordred, straightening his back confidently.

"I can't understand the text here either!"

"Oh, it's sex."

Satisfied that he gave Lei Luo a supercilious look, Mordred reopened the book and continued reading.

It's a pity that Mo Zai is Mo Zai after all, how could Mo Zai, who can compete with wild cats on the roadside in some time and space, just read a book quietly like this!

"Snapped!"

Distraughtly closing the book, Mordred felt annoyed when he looked at the book that he hadn't read half of it after buying it for a month.

There is both the shame of not being able to watch it and the chagrin of wasting money.

With this money, wouldn’t it be nice to order more cat food, drink more glasses of wine, and soak in hot springs a few more times? !

She couldn't help but feel a pang of heartache when she thought that she spent nearly half of the reward for a mission to buy this book.

And once people are unhappy, they will find ways to make themselves happy.

"Hey, Lei Luo, I'm so bored now, tell me some jokes to make me happy."

Turning his gaze to Lei Luo who was resting with his eyes closed, Mordred said bluntly.

"joke?"

Lei Luo, who was woken up, opened his eyes and looked at the annoyed expression on Mordred's face with some puzzlement, but after seeing the book in Mordred's hand, he immediately understood, I couldn't help laughing twice.

"Hehehe~~"

"What are you laughing at!"

Mordred immediately raised his eyebrows, and he began to bark his teeth and claws like a cat with fried hair.

It's just that her appearance is not so scary, but rather cute. Although she is actually really dangerous, she still gives people the vicious and vicious kind.

"it's okay no problem."

Lei Luo quickly waved his hand and used his special trump card against Mo Zai.

"Then what kind of joke would you like to hear, Your Majesty the Great King?"

Sure enough, as soon as these words came out, Mordred, who was still aggressive at first, became quiet in an instant, and his little face was even more flushed, full of indescribable shyness and cuteness, just like the kind of little girl who is suddenly praised by her family. Girl, the sudden happiness made her a little confused.

"Hey, long-winded! How do I know! Anyway, just say two or three things first!"

From hemming and hawing to becoming angry, only Lei Luo, who is a witness, can comment on how attractive a certain Mo cub is during the process.

I have to say, Artoria's genes are really good [thumbs], she is indeed my wife!

Then, Lei Luo explained a few timeless Soviet jokes to the Mo cub with a relaxed expression.

For example, when an old man was walking, he accidentally fell into the river and shouted for help. A passing knight of the lake could not hear him because he was riding a horse and wearing a helmet.

The old man suddenly became wise and shouted "My daughter is not married yet, I can't die yet!", the knight of a certain lake immediately heard the old man's cry for help, and his feet were full of vigor, and finally rescued the old man, and then returned to the old man. Kindly sent the old man home, and took the initiative to comfort the frightened daughter.

"Ah? Ah! Ahahahahahahahaha——"

Mordred was taken aback for a moment, then pondered, then suddenly realized, and finally laughed out loud, even tears came out.

"Hahahaha!! It's really yours!! Not bad, this joke is very interesting."

Patting Lei Luo on the shoulder, Mordred praised while wiping away tears.

"Where is it, this is just an average level."

Lei Luo said modestly.

One of the rules for getting along with Mordred is that you can't say good things about a certain knight king, but you can't say bad things about her. Of course, if you say bad things about other people in the round table, that would be great, especially a certain Knight of the Lake.

Although Mo Zai cheated her father by stabbing her father and beheading her father, she knew that she was actually a filial daughter.

As the fuse that led to the destruction of Britain, a certain Knight of the Lake has an unshirkable responsibility. If it weren't for this force, then there would be no such troubles in the future.

At least her gorgeous father would not lead an army to fight against the rebels who robbed the queen and create opportunities for her to rebel.

So, to sum up, it's all Lancelot's fault!

"Are there any other jokes, come on!"

At this moment, Mordred's interest came, and Lei Luo also continued to tell a few jokes about Gawain's mashed potatoes and Cui's sad Soviet Union.

The effect is outstanding.

The abdominal muscles of a certain Mo cub laughed a little.

"Hahahahahaha~~~~"

Seeing Mordred, who was holding his stomach and laughing out of breath, Lei Luo closed his mouth knowingly, and didn't let the Mo cub laugh any longer.

After waiting for a long time, Mordred finally stopped laughing, touched his belly and the corners of his mouth with lingering fear, and said seriously to Lei Luo.

"You'd better stop telling jokes, or I think I might die laughing myself."

"Huh? Really? I have a lot of funnier jokes to tell!"

Lei Luo pretended to be surprised and said.

"!!"

Mordred was obviously moved, but in the end she didn't let Lei Luo continue to speak. She took out a bottle of wine from the bag with some emotion, pulled out the cork, took a sip in her mouth, and handed it to Lei Luo.

"Come on, take it and drink it, this is my reward for these few jokes of yours."

"Huh? Whiskey?"

Lei Luo took the wine bottle and put it under his nose. Suddenly, a smell of malt came to his nostrils, which made Lei Luo's brows uncontrollably relaxed. He took a sip, and the mellow and spicy liquid invaded his throat instantly. , making his warmed body even hotter.

"Huh? Whiskey? Forget it, call it whatever you like."

Mordred raised his eyebrows when Lei Luo called the liquid in the bottle, but then he waved his hand and asked expectantly.

"Well, this is exciting enough!"

"Very good! Very exciting!"

Slowly spitting out the breath of alcohol, Lei Luo's expression was very comfortable at this time.

There is nothing that makes a man happier than enjoying a fire while admiring beautiful girls and drinking in the cold weather.

"That's right, that's a man!"

Seeing Lei Luo's upright appearance, Mordred was also satisfied, and then she took the bottle of wine from Lei Luo's hand, and continued to take a sip into her mouth.

"Huh~~ It's really comfortable like this! Come! Here you go!"

After drinking, Mordred handed the bottle to Lei Luo again, and Lei Luo took it unceremoniously and took a sip.

"That's right, that's good, that's how a real fighter is!"

Lei Luo's bold and direct manner made Mordred more and more satisfied.

And Lei Luo also agrees with this behavior of alternating wine bottles.

Just like that, you took a bite and I took a bite, the temperature in the cave, which had been gradually heating up because of the stove, became more and more hot.

Because of the alcohol, the boy and girl who had been together day and night for more than a dozen days and nights finally broke through the usual invisible barrier, started hooking shoulders, and gradually opened up the topic.

"I don't know how you got your body, it looks so thin."

While handing the bottle to Lei Luo, Mordred unconsciously touched Lei Luo's palm, and groped along his palm, and couldn't help being amazed while touching. up.

Mordred has a deep understanding of how unreasonable Lei Luo's body is.

Even the strong physique of a hunter needs hot drinks to move freely in such a world of ice and snow. Because of her special physique, although she is a degraded artificial human, there is no doubt that Artoria Pande is flowing in her body. Ragon's blood.

So it is only natural that her physique is stronger than ordinary people.

But Lei Luo was different. No matter how she looked at it, she couldn't find anything strange about this kid other than his beauty.