The Dead Man Thinks This Should Not Be Done

"Yuno, it's time for dinner, it's time to get up and eat."

The almost flat, emotionless voice reached Yuno's ears, slowly waking up the sleeping beauty on the sofa.

Frowning slightly, Yuno opened his eyes.

"Philippines, what's the matter? Is dinner ready?"

"Yeah, get up, take a shower and eat."

"Hmm~."

This volume is basically daily life, with only a small part of the main plot, so buffer it first.

At the same time, in addition to the daily plot of Philippine Star, there are other characters in this volume, so it’s okay to read those parts as side stories.

Thanks Irina ?Tips from Moon Shadow, Castrated Demon Moon Meow, Lost and Bulu Chi, Nakagawa Shiryu, and Onozuka Koto!

Chapter 2 painful history modification

Fei Xing went to the study and took out a copy of "Three Kingdoms" from the bookshelf. The history was not very good, and she wanted to study history.

However, after she read halfway through, she silently put down the book in her hand.

What the hell is this?The title of "Three Kingdoms" here is "Three Kingdoms", but the content inside is actually the content of "Three Kingdoms"?Well, it’s nothing, after all, history is about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms or something... The Xingyue next door seems to be the same, there is no problem; don’t say anything else, as an authentic Chinese, compared to "Three Kingdoms", The more familiar one is indeed "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", although a small part of it does not match the historical facts; for example, Zhao Yun is actually older than Liu Guanzhang, and he is not handsome, but he is a handsome brother in the romance; Zhang Fei is not A black-skinned and unshaven rough man, but a Confucian general who is very good at using tactics, and he is also the most handsome of the five tiger generals; Lu Bu is not as strong as in the romance, and he does not use Fang Tian's painting halberd, but a not too strong The general who performed brilliantly used a spear; Zhou Yu died not from anger, but from illness. ...wait, a fraction?Well, let's take it as a small part.

However, the ending has not changed much, and after all, it still follows a framework. I still remember that when I was in junior high school, some students asked the teacher, "Since the author described Shu very well, why not let the subordinate countries win?" The teacher replied "" Because we can’t still follow history.”

Think about it carefully, re-creation based on the original story, according to modern terms, is it a fan?Are "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and "Journey to the West" regarded as earlier fan works in history?

In short, that's the case. The direct romance here is history, but this is not the reason for Fei Xing to put down the book. After all, no matter what, it can still be sorted out and adapted.

But the actual situation is more sloppy!Originally, most of the historical figures here were women, and then I knew whether it was "Mandate of Heaven" who changed some of the characters to men in order to hide the existence of the Houkai, and it didn't matter if you changed them to men. Complete!Some men and some women!It's very painful to watch!That's okay, the relationship between the characters has also been changed very subtly, it feels like acting in an idol drama from another angle!

Although it is not uncommon to watch animations like "Love Ji Wushuang" and "One Qi Dang Qian" that spoof the characters of the Three Kingdoms and the Three Kingdoms, and have played similar mobile games, but it is from the perspective of otaku and players. Look, there is obviously no problem with this, but this time, if you look at it from the perspective of learning history..., and then only sissy some characters..., that's wrong!Most of the main historical figures in the world of Honkai 3 are women, so this should be called Sinicization, right?Well, Sinicizing some characters, and then making the relationship between them and female characters unclear, as if there is a strange feeling or something... that is really too crude!I can't wait for her to beat the person who wrote this to death!

Think about writing Liu Bei as a man, then Cao Cao as a woman, and finally write the section about cooking wine and talking about heroes to be more ambiguous, what kind of feeling is that?

Um?not enough?Then you think about it again, the human beings in the whole world of Honkai 3 think this is official history, and write it out on the test paper in a serious manner. In the end, they still feel that there is no problem. The teacher gave the question a full score, and then look at it from our perspective , do you understand? !

Fei Xing really wants to drag out the person who adapted it and beat him to death!Flower Q!Adaptation is not random editing, you know? !You are teaching the flower of the motherland... no!O flower of the world!

It needs to be concealed from ordinary people, so it should not be used for Valkyrie as an insider. That is to say, the inside is a normal version?The Valkyries who joined have to learn another history?

So why is it so troublesome to change it?

I don't know why, thinking of this, Fei Xing suddenly had an ominous premonition. She walked to the living room, took out her laptop, turned on the computer and searched for TV dramas with the theme of the Three Kingdoms, and then chose the earliest version to watch.

After a period of time.......

Fei Xing pouted her chin, staring blankly at the picture played on the screen in front of her, her eyes seemed to be dead.

Yuno walked over, looked at Fei Xing, and then at the computer screen, completely wondering why Fei Xing had such an expression.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong with the broadcast on this?"

"......No."

Fei Xing covered her face and didn't want to talk anymore.

Things didn't go beyond her expectation, this f*ck is an idol drama!

Fine......!After turning off the playing video, Fei Xing continued to pick up the book.

Yuno looked at Fei Xing's distressed breath with question marks all over her head, not knowing why.

Although I don't know why, Fei Xing seems to be suddenly worried, why not... cook her something delicious at night, and then "reward" her?

....

Putting down the "history book" in his hand, Fei Xing frowned.

She can probably think of the reason why "Destiny" did this. After all, because of Houkai's preference for women, the powerful human leaders and fighters in this world are basically women. At the same time, because of the existence of Houkai, the ancient counselors here She is also a warlock, so she is still a woman!If the normal history here is used to describe it, then the whole world will definitely become a matriarchal society favored by women.

But if it becomes a matrilineal society, most of the women are not physically fit, and their combat effectiveness is weaker than that of men, at least Otto's status will probably be shaken to a certain extent.

And the fighting power and role of women in the history of Honkai 3 is beyond doubt.

Probably because of these reasons or something, the change is so strange, right?

Shaking his head speechlessly, Fei Xing walked out of the study.

....

At night, Fei Xing put away her clothes and walked into the bathroom with a towel.

Just as the water was set and she hadn't had time to sit in, the door of the bathroom was pulled open.

Fei Xing turned her head and glanced, as expected, it was Yuno.

At this time, Yuno was wearing a bath towel, looking at her with a blushing face.

With rosy white skin, the bath towel can't completely cover her body, even revealing a part of the "northern hemisphere" and a pair of exquisite feet. At this time, such a beauty is looking at herself with a shy expression.

Although the scene was very beautiful, and the stunner's expression was very seductive, but Fei Xing just blinked her eyes and turned her head away.

I see this scene every day, and every night will increase my familiarity with the other person's body, hardness, softness, size, roundness, smoothness of the skin, G...the more sensitive parts, I know all of these , and get used to it.

It's just the same, the other party knows these things about me, and they often take a bath together, so this shy look is a bit strange.

According to Fei Xing's understanding of Yuno, she might be planning to do something in the shower today. Is there going to be a "tough battle" in the bathroom today?

Sitting in the bathtub, Yuno took off the towel and sat next to her.

With a hint of doubt in her eyes, Fei Xing looked at the smiling Yuno.

Isn't that right?Although I usually take a bath normally, it is rare to wash abnormally a few times. Either she sits in Yuno's arms, or Yuno sits in her arms, and then feel the smell of the ears and back of the person in the arms, and then stick to the front The softness of your body, why did you change your sex today?This is the way of sitting opposite each other in the usual bathing. Could it be that he has changed his sex?Or did you estimate wrong?What is she planning to do today?

There is nothing psychologically lost, after all, she is not that hungry and thirsty, and she will come to bed at night after all.

After taking a bath and sucking her body, Fei Xing got up and sat on the outside seat, ready to wash her hair and wipe off the shower gel.

Unlike Huaxia in the Far East, when she was in Huaxia, Feixing took a shower as a simple shower, shampoo and body wash were also wiped off during the shower, and then rinsed off directly with the nozzle.

In the extreme east, Fei Xing prefers to take a bath. After all, there are more private bathtubs here. Although in fact, not every household in the extreme east must have such a thing as a bathtub, but the development of Changkong City in the ME company over the years Now, with the gradual improvement of the economic development, every household has a bathtub or something. It seems that it is not a strange thing. I have to admit that after a day of weird reading, it is really comfortable to take a bath. There are so many bathtubs here, just put them there , since you are here, you don't need it for nothing, don't you?

So for this reason, Fei Xing liked to take a bath. Of course, he often drilled in the bathroom and the reason why he liked to do self-generating exercises at that time....

Later, after defeating Yuno, Yuno who was unable to leave Changkong City naturally asked Feixing to take care of him, or it is more accurate to say that monitoring.

At that time, although Fei Xing also took a bath, he would choose to take a bath first. After all, the water in the extreme east is much more expensive than that in China, which makes the way of bathing in the extreme east make Fei Xing, a Chinese person, feel very uncomfortable. I'm not used to it!Because they put water in the bathtub first, except for those who wash together, most of them are washed by the first person, and then the water in the bathtub is not changed, and then the second person washes, the water is still not changed, and the whole family will Wash it like this.

Using other people's bath water to bathe..., with all due respect, she can't accept it at all!

Cleanliness or something is one reason, and the other reason is the difference caused by different regional habits.

To be honest, Huaxia’s water is not cheap, at least for ordinary people, it’s usually fine. In summer, when the family takes a bath almost every day, if the whole family wants to take a bath, they have to change the bath water every time in such a big bathtub. After this period of time, the water bill is estimated to be painful to death!Especially in the north where water is scarce.

However, this is almost never the case. For some reasons, in the early years, ordinary people basically could not afford a bathtub, and there was no place to put it in a small bathroom; now it is because of living habits and other problems, and they will not buy it. And there is still almost no place to put the bathroom, not to mention that many people can't afford a house, they can only rent it, and they have to buy a bathtub for themselves.

Of course, this is only the case of ordinary people. Rich people naturally don’t care about these things. A bathtub with a price of around 1000 is still unattractive.

But whether it is a commoner or a rich person, they don't like to use other people's bath water to bathe unless the conditions are particularly poor!

That's why she went to take a bath first, but now...... even tasted the other person's body, so of course she didn't care anymore.

Taking a basin of water, she poured it on her head to wash away the foam from her hair. Fei Xing was about to rub shower gel on herself.

"and many more!"

Behind her, Yuno stopped her and at the same time heard the sound of water coming out of the bathtub.

Ok? !

Fei Xing is suddenly alert!This scene...is it...? !

Recalling some comics I read before, especially some scenes in the book, Fei Xing's eyes widened!

"Wait, I'll give you shower gel~."

"Hmm... um..."

A little shyness welled up in Fei Xing's heart, but also a bit of anticipation~.

She didn't make her wait long, and soon, she felt a pair of soft double balls sticking to her back. The double balls had a familiar sense of oppression, and the slippery feeling brought by the shower gel, and the ups and downs of her back rub.

After rubbing the double balls on her back for a while, she stopped, stretched out her hands in front of her, and applied creamy shower gel to all the positions in front of her without any space left. "convex" place ~.

Feeling the gradually warming body behind her, Fei Xing also opened her mouth slightly and let out a breath.

She... also feels a little hot....

....

When sleeping at night, Fei Xing quietly looked at Yuno's sleeping face.

Yuno is in the bathroom this time... where did she learn this?Although I have gone too far before, I have never done this before. I obviously did not hide my notebooks at home, and there seems to be no notebooks around here. Could it be an adult satellite TV unique to the Far East?

Not to mention the smoothness and smoothness across the entire back and front, the smooth visual effect produced by the shower gel rubbing on the skin made her feel a little bit more emotional!It seems that many people like the shiny skin of a beautiful girl who can see sweat!At the same time, even if there is foam everywhere, the looming scenery will stimulate even greater mood swings!

So where did Yuno learn these things?

never mind!Ask her when she wakes up!And still have to ask the specific source!

She's afraid... now Yuno is still playing with her this kind of slightly exciting, what if I see some serious ones from above...?I don't want to play those games with her!

And opportunities like that are literally everywhere!Among other things, the last time Kiyana kissed herself, she didn't even ask, and just relied on her intuition to snatch her first time on the spot!And it was already heavy mouthed!Actually intuitively use thorns!

If it's because of Kiana and others next time..., wait!Why would anyone else?I will never betray myself!Even if Eleanor really came back, she wouldn't come so soon, would she? !I am a woman now, and I don't like to take the initiative to mess with women. It is impossible for there to be so many lily girls in the world, and it is impossible for so many girls to fall in love with me. I will never let Yuno smell it again next time right? !

I don't know why, but Fei Xing suddenly panicked, and planned to show a little bit of dignity as a "husband"!

Yesterday's game name is on the picture, you can see for yourself.

I didn't "drive" and wouldn't "drive", thanks.

Thanks to the fake house · this side, once entering Fantasyland as deep as the sea, salty fish can't get morals, a passing foreign god, crumbs in crumbs, Qingjie Luoshang, a passing clay figurine for their rewards!Thanks to a sc player for 16 spicy sticks and two salted fish stabs!

Chapter 3 Only when you are in it can you truly feel the real cruelty and beauty

Who still remembers the overpass that Feixing cleaned up?

Now Feixing is very satisfied looking at the cleaned overpass. All the vehicles, dead men, and Honkai beasts on it have been cleaned up by Feixing. In other words, they can enjoy racing!

Maybe you can also bring You Naibiao?