My Lady, Something is Wrong

Zhu'er hurriedly urged, and hurriedly closed the door, then quickly bent down to pick up the shoes at the door, threw them in the corner next to her, and covered them with something.

When Luo Qingzhou heard footsteps approaching the entrance of the hall, he panicked and had to turn around to find a place to hide.

Qin Weimo had already collapsed, walked to the bed, put down the curtain on the bed, and said in a low voice: "Brother-in-law, on the bed..."

Luo Qingzhou took a look: "..."

At this time, the sound of footsteps had almost reached the door.

Song Ruyue yelled angrily: "If you do something bad again, you will be buried in the back garden one by one as fertilizer later! You all have bitter faces, have I ever treated you badly? Do you think that if you don't speak, you won't?" Annoy me, don't you?"

Luo Qingzhou's heart trembled, he didn't dare to hesitate, he immediately rushed to the bed, jumped up, and hurriedly squatted at the head of the bed.

"Brother-in-law, lie down, there is a shadow..."

The show curtain is thin, and under the light, one can vaguely see a shadow squatting there.

Hearing this, Luo Qingzhou hurriedly lay down and covered her with a quilt.

"Squeak..."

At this moment, the door suddenly opened.

Song Ruyue's charming and pretty face full of anger appeared, and when she saw the weak girl in the room, her face immediately became gentle again, and her voice instantly became gentle: "Wei Mo, you haven't slept yet."

As she spoke, she took off her shoes and entered the house.

The tearful Mei Er who was reprimanded behind her was about to take off her shoes and go in to serve her when she suddenly turned her head and shouted coldly: "Wait outside! How many times have I said that Wei Mo is weak and cannot withstand the cold, the room Not to mention being soiled, you just came in from the outside, and you didn’t know what to do? From now on, no one can enter Wei Mo’s room casually except me!”

Meier hurriedly bowed her head and backed away.

Qiu'er took a look at her young lady, and hurriedly stepped forward to close the door, then looked at Zhu'er next to her, and both saw the anxiety and fear in each other's eyes.

If Madam finds out, it will be over.

To be buried as waste?

Or is he going to be sank?

The two maids stood outside, with their two little hearts in their throats, trembling.

Qin Weimo walked to the couch calmly, and said softly, "I still can't sleep. Mother, it's so late, do you have anything to do with Weimo?"

Song Ruyue snorted coldly, walked towards the limp wearing snow-white socks, sat on it directly, and said angrily: "They are all a group of idiots who only know how to eat, and they are all like logs. They can't help you at all. Mother was so busy that she asked them what they thought, but no one said a word, for fear of saying the wrong thing, she just stopped talking, right? Then what's the use of raising them?"

After venting, Fang slowed down and said, "It's okay, I'm just agitated, I'm here to talk to you. How are you doing today? Are you coughing again?"

As she spoke, she looked at the table in front of her.

There is a bowl of porridge on the table, only half eaten.

She frowned again and said: "Silly girl, you don't eat well. How can you be healthy if you don't eat. How many times have mother told you, but you just don't listen, and you just don't take good care of your body."

Qin Weimo sat down slowly on the opposite side, and said softly: "I feel much better today, but I coughed for a while during the day, and I've been fine at night."

Song Ruyue showed a look of surprise on her face: "You can't lie to your mother, right? Don't you usually cough a lot at night?"

Qin Weimo slightly lowered her eyes, glanced at where she was sitting, and said softly, "Weimo doesn't know what's going on, it just feels like it's much better tonight."

Song Ruyue's face was full of joy: "That's good, as long as you feel better, take your time, your body will definitely recover, don't worry."

Qin Weimo said: "Mother, are you worrying about giving the eldest princess a gift these few days?"

Hearing this, Song Ruyue frowned again, sighed and said, "Yes, mother racked her brains and didn't know what gift to give. Your father can't help, every time you ask him It is said that if you send it casually, the eldest princess will not care, hey, the eldest princess will not care, but we must not be insincere, right? Weimo, do you think your mother is right?"

Qin Weimo nodded, and said softly: "Mother is right, the eldest princess has won peace for Mocheng for so many years, and this time she has won another big victory. We really have to do our best."

Song Ruyue said with a sad face: "Mother is worrying about this matter. I can't eat well, I can't sleep well these days, and I think about it every day. Every time I think about it, I feel like I can't get a gift."

Qin Weimo smiled and said: "Mother is afraid that when the time comes, she will be compared with Aunt Zhang and the others?"

Song Ruyue rolled her eyes and said, "Nonsense, does mother like to compare so much? Mother has always been low-key and pragmatic, so she doesn't like to compete with those guys."

Qin Weimo suppressed a smile and said: "Mother, Weimo has never met the eldest princess, and doesn't know what she likes, so I can't help you with this matter."

Song Ruyue sighed, and was about to speak, when she heard her say: "But Wei Mo can recommend someone for mother, that person should be able to help you."

As soon as these words came out, Song Ruyue's eyes lit up immediately, and she hurriedly said, "Who? Wei Mo, tell me quickly."

Qin Weimo smiled and said, "It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you."

Song Ruyue was taken aback for a moment, and looked around suspiciously.

Hiding under the quilt on the bed, Luo Qingzhou's heart skipped a beat, trembling like the two little girls outside the door.

"where is it?"

Song Ruyue was dumbfounded.

Qin Weimo smiled and said, "Sister Meijiao."

As soon as these words came out, Song Ruyue was stunned for a moment, then slapped her thigh suddenly, and said happily: "That's right! Why did mother forget her? She and the eldest princess..."

"Mother, hurry up, sister Meijiao came to look for me when it was dark just now, and she probably hasn't slept yet."

Qin Weimo smiled slightly, and glanced at the bed behind her.

Song Ruyue waved her hand and said, "Forget it, it's too late tonight, I'll ask tomorrow, don't worry about it. The eldest princess probably won't be back until a few days later, there's enough time."

Qin Weimo said "Oh" and didn't say any more.

After a while, she raised her fingers and rubbed her temples, and said in a tired voice: "Mother, Wei Mo is a little sleepy and wants to rest."

When Song Ruyue heard this, she quickly got up and walked to the desk, blew out the oil lamp and candles on it, and then blew out the oil lamp in the corner next to it, then went to sit down in front of the soft bed, and said softly: "Wei Mo, go Well, go to sleep when you are sleepy, you don't need to accompany mother, mother can just sit by herself."

Qin Weimo looked at her and said, "Mother, you..."

Song Ruyue sighed and said: "Your father won't come back tonight, mother is thinking about something, she can't sleep these few nights, she sleeps during the day. I'll just sit here with you tonight, if I'm sleepy, Just slept on this couch. Don't worry, I won't disturb you."

Qin Weimo: "..."

"What? You hate your mother for dirtying your place? Don't you even want your mother to stay on this couch?"

Song Ruyue's face immediately revealed an expression of grievance.

Qin Weimo had no choice but to smile wryly and said: "No way, how could Weimo despise mother, just because she was afraid that mother would be uncomfortable sleeping on the couch."

Song Ruyue immediately smiled again: "It's okay, you just go to bed first. If mother is sleepy later, I'll go to bed with you and sleep with you, okay?"

"what?"

The jade hand in Qin Weimo's sleeve trembled slightly.

Song Ruyue smiled "puchi" and said, "You're kidding, mother knows that you are obsessed with cleanliness and doesn't like anyone touching your bed. Go to sleep quickly, mother will read a book and lie down on this couch later Come on. It's soft and warm here, and there are quilts, so it's very comfortable, don't worry about mother."

"Oh."

Qin Weimo looked at the bed covered by the curtain, but stood still.

Song Ruyue asked strangely: "What's the matter? Did you wash the quilt and make it up? Mother, come and help you, there's no need to call Qiu'er and the others."

After speaking, I will get up.

Qin Weimo hurriedly said: "Mother, the quilt has been spread, Weimo... Weimo is going to bed, and you should go to bed early too."

Saying that, he didn't dare to hesitate any longer, and hurried to the bedside.

Song Ruyue smiled, picked up a book from the side, opened it and said, "Go to sleep, don't worry about mother, mother is in good spirits."

Qin Weimo didn't dare to speak any more, walked to the bedside, looked back, saw that she hadn't looked over, quickly opened the covering curtain, got on the bed, her clear and fair cheeks blushed instantly.

Song Ruyue said strangely outside: "Wei Mo, why did you go up without taking off your clothes?"

Qin Weimo sat in the tent, blushing and whispering, "Oh, I... I'm taking off inside."

As he said that, with his head lowered, his jade hands trembling, he slowly untied the clothes on his body...

Chapter 126

"Defend

On another sea voyage I set out from England with Captain Hamilton.We are going to the East Indies.I took with me a good partridge hound, for, in my purest opinion, even gold and silver treasures could not compare with this pig; and he never once deceived me.One day, according to the most accurate observation, when we were at least three hundred kilometers away from the land, my pig dog suddenly pricked up its ears and barked wildly.I was amazed, and looked at it for a full hour, and then told the captain and other sailors who were on board the situation, and asked them to bring the ship to shore immediately, because my hunting dog smelled of game.As soon as the words fell, there was a burst of wild laughter from everyone, but I still kept a clear head, thinking that my hound was barking like this because of its good intentions.

After repeated disputes over this matter, I finally expressed to the captain with a firm and decisive attitude, saying that I would rather rely on my Trey's nose than trust the eyes of the officers on board, and make suggestions with confidence, willing Bet them a hundred guineas—that sum is my total income from this employment. I don't think we'll have half an hour, and we're guaranteed to encounter a water monster.

The captain, who was a kind-hearted man, laughed again, and then called our ship's doctor, Mr. Crawford, to take my pulse.He took the pulse, and reported to the captain that I was in perfect health.Then they chatted and chatted, and I probably knew exactly what they were talking about.

"He's out of his mind," said the captain, "I'll bet him he'll be right."

"I am of the opposite opinion to you," retorted the doctor, "that he is quite sane; but he relies not on the reason of the ship's officers, but on the sense of his hounds. As for the bet, whatever you may say, He's always going to lose, but it's his own fault."

"Such a bet," continued the captain, "is not very honest on my part. But it would have been magnanimous of me to return the bet to him afterward."

Trey stayed where he was while they chatted, which only strengthened my confidence in the bet.So I made my suggestion again, and the other party accepted it immediately.

Close to the stern of the ship, there was a long dinghy, in which there were several sailors fishing, before they had heard our "one word and one word" promise.But they had already caught a very large shark from the sea, and without saying a word, they pulled the shark onto the deck.Immediately disembowel and disembowel, we looked into the beast's stomach and found at least six pairs of live and alive grouse.

These poor little ones must have been here a long time, and one of them was a female with five eggs in her crotch, and the moment the shark was cut open, a young grouse just happened to break out of its shell.

We put this grouse with a new litter of kittens.The old cat actually regards it as his own four-legged child and loves it very much. Whenever it flies to a far place and refuses to go back immediately, the old cat always shows a very upset look.Among the rest of the grouse, there were four females, who gave birth to two males and females in three days, and provided us with plenty of game, which enriched the captain's table from time to time throughout our journey.And that lovely Trey, because of its help to me, I got this windfall of a hundred guineas. In order to express my gratitude to it, I will go down and give it a few bones every day, Occasionally reward it with a golden rooster.

My gentlemen, I once told you of a jaunt into the moon, in order to recover a silver ax of mine.Later, I walked there in the most comfortable way. Because I stayed there for a long time, I was able to interview various things leisurely. As long as my memory allows, I will explain them to you one by one in detail. pictured.

A distant relative of mine is full of fantasies, and he believes that there must be people living on the moon, and their size is exactly the same as that Gulliver found in the adult country.In search of such a country, he decided to go on an expedition and asked me to be his companion.As a traveler, I always think that Gulliver's story is just a well-known fairy tale, just like El Dorado, and I also have great doubts about the existence of the Kingdom of Adults; however, that relative had designated me as his heir, so I must please him.We finally made it all the way, and we made it to the South China Sea without knowing it, and there was nothing worth mentioning along the way, except for some dancing men and women, who were doing threesomes in mid-air, or doing some jumping tricks, and whatnot stuff.

After passing the Aozhihaiti Island, we walked for eighteen days, but there was a sudden gust of wind. At this time, our ship was blown from the sea to the clouds above a thousand kilometers, and it has been there The air drifted on and on, until at last a fresh breeze filled the sails, and our ship sailed forward with astonishing speed.We traveled in the clouds for six weeks, and at last we discovered a large landmass, round and bright like a glowing island.We docked at a seaport where we had settled down, and walked ashore. We knew at a glance that this was a place where people lived.Under our feet, it seems to be another world, with cities and villages, mountains and forests, oceans and rivers, etc. According to our guess, it may be the earth we left.

In the moon, that is, the glorious island we arrived at, all we saw were big men, and they rode big eagles, each with three heads.You must have an idea of ​​the size of these great birds, and let me tell you about it: From tip to tip of their wing they are six times as long as the longest rope on our ships!

Residents on the moon do not like to ride horses like we do on the earth, but they are used to flying around on this big bird.

At this time, the battle between the Moon King and the Sun was in full swing.He gave me an official title; however, I discarded the kindness of His Majesty the Emperor like a piece of trash.

In this world, everything is extraordinarily large. For example, an ordinary fly is not much smaller than our sheep.The sharpest weapon used by the moon residents during the war is radish. They use these radish as dart guns, and whoever is hit will die immediately.Their shields are made of mushrooms, and when the turnips are out of season, they substitute asparagus for the turnips.

I also saw many residents of Sirius on the moon. They like to do business, but they wandered into the moon because they got lost.Their face is like a big wolfhound.A pair of eyes grow on both sides of the tip of the nose, or worse, just under the nose.Without eyelids, they cover their eyes with their tongues when they sleep.In general, their stature is twenty feet high or short; and none of the Moon's inhabitants is under thirty-six feet.The latter's self-designation is different.They do not call themselves human beings, but creatures that eat cooked food, because they are exactly like us and eat food that is cooked over a fire.Secondly, it doesn't take much time for them to eat; they just need to open the left half of the belly and put the whole food into the stomach at once;So they eat no more than twelve times in a whole year. From the point of view of a guy with a poor appetite, they are really far superior to us!

Concerning the pleasures of lovemaking, the inhabitants of the moon know nothing; for all creatures, whether cooked food or otherwise, are unisexual.They all grow on trees, but people can quickly distinguish various trees according to the shape of the fruit, the condition of the fruit trees and the leaves.The trees that grow cooked food creatures are the kind of trees that grow humans, which are much more beautiful than others, with strong and straight branches, fleshy leaves, and fruits that grow in walnuts. Six feet away.Once the fruit is ripe, people see that its color has changed, so they pick it carefully and keep it for as long as they want.When a certain time comes, people want to give life to the kernel, so they put it into a boiling pot of boiling water. Within a few hours, the hard shell will crack automatically, and a living thing can jump out from it.

Before they came out, their qualities had been made special provisions by good fortune.Out of one shell comes a soldier, another a philosopher, a third a religious man, a fourth a lawyer, a fifth a tenant, a sixth a farmer, and so on.After they come out, they use their innate rational knowledge to perfection in practice.It is not easy to determine exactly what is inside just from the outside of the hard shell; however, there was a scholar at my time who boasted that he knew the mystery.People didn't believe him, and usually dismissed him as crazy.

The people in the moon are getting old, not dying, but turning into a wisp of smoke, curling away and disappearing into the sky.

They don't need to drink water, because they never defecate, and if there is any filth, it can be excreted through breathing.They have only one finger on each hand, but they do everything easily, and are much more flexible in their work than we are, although we have four fingers in addition to one thumb.

They always put their heads under the right armpit. If they go on a trip or do some strenuous activities, they usually keep their heads at home, because no matter how far the heads are away, as long as they like, they can give them advice at any time.Even a group of dignitaries in the moon, if they want to know what the common people are doing, they don't have to go to the scene to inquire.

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