All the Female Apprentices Want to Kill Me

He actually put his own pigeons?

Absolutely unbearable!

Since you are ruthless, don't blame me for being ruthless!

Thinking of this, Jun Wu Xie's face evoked a sneer, and the next moment, he picked up the bowl of chicken soup on the table.

Subei had already turned around, and suddenly he heard Jun Wuxie's quick movement of bringing up the chicken soup.

He hurriedly turned around again, looking at the chicken soup in Jun Wuxie's hands, he couldn't help but say loudly:

"Junior Brother, don't..."

Jun Wu Xie looked at Subei with a smug look on his face, holding the chicken soup in his hand tightly, and said:

"Hey, brother!"

"You have such a fetish, why don't you tell Junior Brother?"

"I'm afraid you plan to drink such a bowl of chicken soup secretly..."

"Since you hid the water of life by yourself, you have no problem with this bowl of chicken soup, right?"

Subei looked at Jun Wuxie in shock, swallowed, and said:

"Junior Brother, no, this chicken soup..."

It's a pity that Jun Wuxie interrupted before he finished speaking.

He smelled the aroma of chicken soup with an intoxicated face, and looked at Subei arrogantly:

"Not what?"

"Senior Brother No. [-], Junior Brother knows that this chicken soup is chicken soup made from Fengyu chicken!"

"Haha, you can only get such a bowl of chicken soup if you are poor in the essence of a whole chicken."

"..."

Subei opened his mouth, looked at the chicken soup that was getting closer and closer to Jun Wuxie's mouth, and said again:

"No, Junior Brother...I can't drink this chicken soup..."

Jun Wu Xie sneered, looked at Subei, put the chicken soup on the tip of his nose and sniffed fiercely, and said aloud:

"Can't drink?"

"Senior brother, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"

"It's okay if you hide the water of life, and this chicken soup is also hidden?"

"If I hadn't observed it carefully, I would have seen this dazzling chicken soup with phoenix feathers at a glance, and you would have secretly drank it by yourself."

"I've been raising chickens for 50 years. I was going to eat them, but it doesn't feel good to be eaten by someone else, isn't it?"

"Don't blame junior brother for being ruthless!"

"Today, I want to drink this chicken soup!"

"I want you to also have a taste of what it's like to have something in your heart ruined by someone else!"

"..."

As soon as the words fell, Jun Wu Xie raised his head, opened his mouth, and drank the bowl of chicken soup in one gulp.

Close your eyes, smash your mouth.

The wonderful taste of phoenix feather chicken is full of fragrance.

Then he slapped the empty bowl of chicken soup with not a drop on the table and looked at Subei provocatively:

"Tsk tsk, it's a beautiful thing to drink chicken soup."

"Senior brother, your chicken soup is really good!"

"..."

Chapter 8 Brother, I bet it's a fart

Subei looked at Jun Wuxie intently.

Looking down at the bowl that was cleaner than a dog's licking, he pursed his lips slightly, trying to say something...

Seeing Subei's expression, Jun Wuxie only felt the relief in his heart.

Buttoning the chicken stuffed between his teeth, he spat out the abrupt chicken butt.

"Tell me, why can't you drink this chicken soup?"

"..."

Subei sighed, but seemed to have suddenly thought of something, a strange light flashed in his eyes, and he looked at Jun Wuxie with a strange look.

Jun Wu Xie lifted the wine jar on the ground, looked at Subei's face that seemed to contain a thousand words, and scrutinized it carefully.

strange?

Why is the fifth senior not angry at all?

I drank the chicken soup with phoenix feathers that he carefully brewed!

Does he have nothing to say to himself?

And why does that expression look so weird?As if pity yourself?

"No, Fifth Senior Brother?"

"What's your expression like?"

"I drank your chicken soup! Fengyu big head chicken soup! Are you not angry at all? Are you uncomfortable at all?"

"..."

——Actually, North Jiangsu is thinking about a very interesting philosophical question at this moment!

That is, according to my own understanding, in the Xianxia world, no matter what kind of high-level poison can be resolved, only laxatives have no solution!

No matter what kind of master, no matter what level of master, after taking laxatives, there is no way to solve it...

This problem has been plaguing North Jiangsu for a long time, and North Jiangsu has always wanted to verify the authenticity of this problem.

Is this not right?

Subei coughed and found a small bench to sit on it with the drunk Xiao Ruoqing.

He carefully looked at Jun Wu Xie in front of him as if he was looking strange.

Up and down, back and forth.

The eyes are very soft.

Jun Wuxie's heart was a little bit furious when he was stared at by Subei's gaze, and he involuntarily took a step back.

He swallowed sharply.

Fifth Senior Brother is wrong!

Fifth Senior Brother has a problem with his brain!

Why does this look look so ambiguous?

The sun sets and sleeps in the west, the night moon has come.

When I first saw this month, it was faint and hazy, and gradually it became brighter and brighter.

When the moon is in the center, in the sky and the ground, only this jade moon, only its sole honor, and nothing else.

Subei just sat on the stool looking expectantly at Jun Wuxie who was holding the wine jar in a daze.

— Gollum.

Jun Wu Xie's stomach began to growl.

There was a faint stench in the air.

Jun Wu Xie's complexion changed drastically, he covered his stomach, and cold sweat instantly flowed down from his forehead.

There seemed to be a huge vortex in the body instantly stirring the stomach and intestines.

Like falling into an abyss, I couldn't help but feel a chilly twitch at the back door.

Damn!

This... This chicken soup has things that shouldn't be in it!

Jun Wu Xie's voice trembled a little, and he pointed at Subei shiveringly:

"Chicken soup...chicken soup is poisonous!"

"..."

Subei nodded very seriously.

"Yes, there are laxatives in it."

"Senior brother, not only did you not give me this water of life, but you even tricked me into drinking laxatives! You..."

"Junior brother, because brother didn't lie to you, I have reminded you several times."

"Can I die?"

"It should be fine, but it may take a few days."

"Oh."

"..."

There is some silence in the air.

This must have been deliberately done by North Jiangsu!

He is taking revenge on himself!

He is plotting against himself!

It was definitely because he didn't speak for him in the main hall and pretended to be dead. He was such a despicable, shameless, cunning, self-willed person...