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79. The errand devil
A few minutes ago, they were fighting for life and death, and now the lich and dragonborn have returned to the prison in harmony.
However, this time, Longyi was no longer imprisoned in the cell with all kinds of restraint equipment, but sat on the sofa in the warden's office, with his legs crossed to express his dissatisfaction, and by the way, he devastated the price on the table. Fei's imported boozy chocolate, and Serana is in the house in addition to the two.
She seems to be very adaptable to modern life, wearing a slightly conservative black suit skirt. Although her pale expression is a little cute and innocent, she looks like a rookie on her first day at work, but her tight lips make her look more attractive and strong. , like a weathered rose, blooming even more dazzling.
"Okay, there are no ordinary people here now, let's open the skylight and say something bright, why resist arrest?"
The Lich didn't do anything to be afraid of them doing anything, put on the robe and the ring, sat down opposite the Dragonborn, and didn't even cast any defensive spells on himself.
Extraordinarily confident and unhurried.
There were still a few officials talking to themselves and wanted to participate in the conversation, but found that the locked door could not be opened, and the five women outside the office looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and whistled, looking extremely innocent.
"Resisting arrest? I think you made a mistake at the beginning, Mr. Bones, I am not arresting. I have been to many prisons in my life, and I am not afraid of being locked up for a few days. I am obviously saving people. If I don’t appear in that park, at least tens of 10 people will be killed by that human-shaped dragon. The result is that the guards caught me and let the dragon go. Those guards are controlled by you, and they deliberately use me. May the principle of indiscriminate killing of the innocent be against me."
The dragonborn roared like a cannonball, causing the lich to be stunned for a moment.
"Holocaust? Fafnir? Wait a minute."
The lich, who had just returned from the Blowing Horn Company Castle, was also at a loss, so he could only use the trade union channel to find Fafner to understand the cause and effect of the matter.
And it seems that it is really Fafnir's fault. He made a large-scale curse so that the people in the mobile response force thought that he was going to make trouble and urgently call the Xiaolin villa.
"Cough, in fact, I think there is a bit of a misunderstanding between us. The humanoid dragon who fought you last night is also our member, but he has no plans to massacre, just wants to force you out, he is Looking for you to complete my mission."
"Not the Holocaust? Looking for me? Why?"
The Dragonborn looked inexplicable, but Serana seemed to understand something, brewed coffee for herself and sat down.
"Get us to compile it, right?"
"Serana, you know?" Longborn asked with a confused expression.
"There was a reckless humanoid dragon in blue clothes who found me last night and asked me to go with her. I knew from her that you were caught. Yes, she asked me to surrender myself and seek leniency."
Serana explained.
Is it Elma?
Lich remembered that she was not very friendly to herself, but she was a good child of the forces of order. She belonged to the kind of upright monitor who looked down on bad students in the class but would also teach you, so she very much agrees with this kind of crossing the chaos and scattered. The act of incorporating and integrating the reader.
But his heart was too good, and he was dumbfounded and forgot to hand over. Bai Xian explained that he had to hand over the captured traversers to the government personnel for identification and filing before they could get contributions. She doesn't earn contribution points at all.
The Lich has formulated the rules of the trade union. He only provides shelter. If he wants money in the future, he can only exchange it with contribution points, lest Alfred and Nightingale come to ask for money every three days.
And an honest and good boy like Elma... maybe he can be tricked into helping him.
"Incorporated? Why incorporated? Is it a trade union organization? Are there benefits? Are there promotions? Is there a house?"
Just when the lich was thinking about how to bully the good boy, the Dragonborn cannon seemed to ask questions, not as hostile as before, and looking eagerly, it seemed that he had no objection to joining the faction, and even had some expectations.
Aren't you looking forward to another guild leader title on your head?
"In order to avoid confusion, not only you and me, but also many fantasy characters have appeared in reality. If the current reality is based on your world view, it can be understood that millions of Songard's heroic spirits have returned to the world, maybe sixteen The nine holy spirits of the devil gods have descended to earth, and if they are not restrained, not all the traversers are heroes for the country and the people. And I will cooperate with the real rulers to unify all the traversers.”
"Are you kidding me? Being bound by an undead?"
Dragonborn's expression was complicated, but Serana's hand was silently placed behind his waist, instantly covering a burst of ice.
"I'm not discriminating against the undead. After all, mortals are mortal. I mean, what's in it for you?"
"You can eat, live, and resurrect. Press B to return to the city. You have legal status, legal exemptions, and regular ways to make money. You can earn contribution points through various guild tasks, and then use the contribution points to receive various artifacts and legendary equipment, and even be able to Buy a wish."
"President, are there any conditions for membership? I will join immediately."
Dragonborn's eyes glowed, and his morale was high.
It should be said that he is worthy of being the devil who runs errands, this attitude of having milk is a mother is invincible in the world.
"By the way, what is the name of the president?"
After Long Yi put on the ring, how could he still have the heroic spirit that he would rather die than give up just now.
Just sit on the chair and talk, can't you?Why do you have to squat behind the lich and lift the robe to speak?
And just now, he clearly saw a few foreign currency notes of US and British pounds under the glass of the warden's desk. How can it be empty when he turns his head?
"Cough cough."
Serana put three icicles on the Dragonborn's head before he sat back peacefully opposite the Lich, and by the way put the box of bonbons back on the table.
And a few more books.
and a kettle.
He took out another gold watch.
He even took out a straw basket that was just enough to cover the head.
Finally took out a stone lion.
Where on earth did you take out so many things, is the weight okay?
"I'm the Lich Rodriguez, no matter what you call me, I won't force you to salute me, as long as you can abide by the laws of mortals and the rules of my union, basically my release The mission is nothing more than to find other traversers, a thousand contributions."
"Wait, that is to say, if I find other traversers, I can get a thousand contributions for free?"
The Dragonborn said with a stern expression.
"Yeah, do you know who else is?"
"Hey, of course, I didn't come to reality alone. In order to escape from the bubble demon, I worked hard for this move. Everything was packed, but how can I carry enough weight alone."
Dragonborn laughed hehehe.
Author's message:
PS: Today's [-]th watch, how can Longyi lack the hard-working Lai Mei?
80. Eight o'clock in the sky
"Come on, Lich President, let me introduce you, this is Lydia, my first bodyguard and my first friend. This is Barrier Agis, the sword-wielding lady Zhu Teas, Iona, Kelder, if they weren't with me, I wouldn't be able to move this house."
The lich was speechless and choked, not only because of the five Nord warriors wearing armor and holding swords and shields, but also because of their living environment.
Actually built a nest in the sewer!
I saw a maintenance room in the sewer filled with luggage and boxes, invaluable armor and artifacts hanging everywhere, mysterious masks and rare gems scattered all over the place, and mysterious and profound magic scriptures piled up as dressing tables. You can see a lot of gold coins and ebony ingots from the gaps in the box.
It is no exaggeration to say that the wealth in this maintenance room at this time is simply as rich as a country, and putting it back in the sky is enough to buy the treasure room of any city.
In such a wealthy treasure room, some furs are placed inside, which is the bedroom of the Dragonborn, and some sleeping bags are placed behind some curtains outside. A pot is the kitchen, and one side is surrounded by a cloth to be the toilet.
"How did you live after you crossed over? Live in the sewers?"
The Lich had to sigh.
"What's the matter? I used to sleep in the snowy mountains and swamps when I was on an adventure. Besides, many Nord tombs are haunted by ghouls, but they are not inhabited by robbers or fugitives. The reality is much cleaner than the sky, and even the sewers are more beautiful than the rat road. The most important thing is that safety is not disturbed. I originally wanted to cut wood to make a hut by myself in that Shanhou Mountain Park, but a guard told me that the wood belonged to the local lord and could not be disturbed, so I had to live here. "
"You really abide by the law, can't you buy it with money?"
The lich didn't know whether to laugh or laugh, reluctantly.
"After all, it's an unfamiliar environment. When you trade with paper, I use gold coins to find thieves. The only way you won't attract vultures is if you don't reveal your wealth, otherwise the vultures may attract crime, and crime may mean hunting down the whole city. How can you make such a low-level mistake when you get a title and buy a house and go to the pinnacle of your life."
Dragonborn proudly said that, contrary to the Lich's expectations, he seemed to be underestimating him.
After all, the game process is only a temporary experience for the player. For the dragonborn who really live in it, every time it is a life and death struggle, there is no archive to read files, no strategy information, if you are not careful, you will fall on the way of adventure.
"That's why I've been relying on the 'generousness' of some kind-hearted people all this time. I'm also a nightingale. I haven't forgotten my skills. I can support the guards without saving. Besides, there is a famous saying in the Thieves Guild: It's not a crime to see."
The Dragonborn spoke freely, but in exchange, Serana put another ice pick on the plug.
"It hurts, but it's also love. I was unlucky until I became a Skyrim hero. I haven't been in a prison in any city in Skyrim, and I almost got beheaded. I don't mind it. But with Serana After the difference, being in prison means not being able to be with Serana. As long as she is not with me, she will be flustered and afraid of being alone, so I promised her that she will not go to prison again, and will not leave her again. It's too soon to become a hero."
As he said that, he hugged Serana's waist from behind with deep eyes, and kissed the pale face. Serana also let him hold it like a little woman, and she was extraordinarily pampered and happy.
This icy dog food was stuffed into his mouth indiscriminately, causing the dead lich to feel suffocated and unable to breathe, feeling that he had lost in some way.
However, he found that it was not only his blue and thin mushrooms, but the Nord female warrior named Lydia also had a calm poker face after receiving tons of critical blows.
Is it...
Recalling the original plot flow, looking at the show of love who blatantly abused dogs in front of him, he smelled the smell of some kind of fantasy love triangle soap opera, and he couldn't help but suddenly felt a kind of malice from a single dog.
"But you and Lydia also have an affair, right?"
The lich mercilessly picks up the road in front of you, goes straight to the point, and lets you show your affection.
"President Lich, I think you have misunderstood a bit. I just met Lydia earlier, so I have a physical relationship, but not a lover. Serana also knows about my relationship with Lydia."
Longyi took it easy and took the call calmly.
"I am the daughter of Lenggang. No matter how close I am with him, I cannot give birth to offspring as a partner."
Serana also explained that the well-behaved and virtuous figure did not look like a vampire at all.
This explanation made the Lich a little confused. The vampire was arrogant and powerful. He used ice picks to stab people when he said he was stealing, and now he cheated in front of you!Eldest Miss, show some majesty in the palace!
"This dead man, although I don't know who you are, please don't use this to provoke our master-slave relationship. As a guard, being able to follow a famous hero is the greatest glory of being a Nord. Besides, my body and The sword has long been dedicated to Lord Dragonborn, no matter whether he is a hero or my monarch, why is he too qualified to ask for it."
It's just that the one who really killed the little abacus of the lich with a hammer was the master of the party, Lydia. Although his face couldn't help but be lost, he still expressed his position with generosity and integrity, which made the lich feel as if he had become a disruptor. the little man.
"What's going on with this dead man? Haven't you ever driven meat while you were alive? If a nobleman finds a maid to shoot a gun, he/she will be responsible for it. Wouldn't the noble lady not hire a maid?"
"That's right, the last time Lord Dragonborn invited me to open meat at the Silverblood Tavern, and the same prostitute he was looking for, should I put a hat on Lord Dragonborn?"
The two male guards at the back whispered and laughed, making the Lich even more embarrassed.
Originally, he wanted to be a director to show the anger of a single dog to a winner in life like Longyi, but he didn't expect that the Nords are not only wild in their folk customs, but also wild in their lower bodies. However, the big operation does not follow the logic of the urban eight o'clock soap opera at all.
Is this the true power of protagonist templates?
The Lich felt that in some way he was completely broken into pieces of scum, and he couldn't even fight.
"I said, since you are already a winner of this kind of life in the original world, it is meaningless to come to reality, why do you still come to reality to suffer and suffer."
The lich asked sadly, in fact, he wanted to say why he came to reality to hurt us.
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