This Copy is Not Serious: the Female Ghost Invited Me to Drink Tea

"The injury is so serious, I'm afraid it will have to be amputated!"

Chapter 77 Prepare the onion, ginger and cooking wine in the operating room, remember to bring more cumin and chili noodles

"What do you say?"

The guy was a little confused.

Qin Xiao also felt that he was a little anxious, mainly because he consumed a lot of food in the past two days and was too hungry.

After taking his mind and wiping the corners of his mouth, Qin Xiao opened his mouth and said:

"What's your name? Was your occupation a star?"

"Before you were alive? You actually said that you were alive?"

Originally, this ghost came to make meat. As long as Qin Xiao said that it could not be cured or that there was no need to treat it, in short, as long as it was not cured, he would take Qin Xiao's hand away.

However, hearing Qin Xiao's words, this ghost couldn't bear it anymore!He slapped the table angrily and said:

"What do you know, I, Yuan Linlin, are good at singing, dancing, rap, basketball, billiards, not to mention in my lifetime, and now I am the top of Xingfu Street!"

"Yes! Top stream! Top stream!"

Qin Xiao nodded again and again, very abruptly, and suddenly asked:

"Are you unhappy?"

"Huh? What do you mean?" Yuan Linlin didn't understand for a while.

"Look, you are always cute at home, everyone in school envy you for your style, and everyone around you praises your splendid life, but everyone on the Internet says you are flabby, right?" Qin Xiao continued to ask.

"It seems... it seems like this!" Yuan Linlin was a little uncertain.

"Every night, in the dead of night, you always find it difficult to calm your mind, especially now, when you go out, you feel that countless eyes are coming from behind, and everyone around you seems to be whispering, all of you are talking about yourself! There is always a touch of depression deep in my heart, but unfortunately I can't release it! I feel like a hundred claws scratching my heart all the time, it is extremely uncomfortable!" Qin Xiao continued.

"How...how did you know!"

Yuan Linlin is stupid!

What Qin Xiao said was absolutely right!

But how can it be wrong!People like Yuan Linlin can't actually be considered a mother. In daily life, they are at most a little boy who doesn't grow up. He is spoiled and likes to act like a spoiled child.

Do not believe?Just find a cute little seven or eight-year-old cute baby who likes to act like a spoiled child, isn't it all like this?

It's nothing more than enjoying the feeling of being noticed and being held up!

If you become a star, there is no doubt that you will be scolded!After all, it's a public figure, not your bedroom. A big boy in his twenties can't cry like a child if he loses a piece of meat, let alone scratching his skin.

Don't feel wronged, this is the price that public figures must bear while enjoying the attention of traffic.

Yuan Linlin obviously didn't know this. If he had such a personality, if he was at home, he was obviously the kind of sensible and coquettish person who could perform a little talent. Isn't he a cute little guy that everyone envied.

The people around, even if there are occasional dislikes, naturally they will not be disappointed, and they will definitely praise more than scold.

But being a star is different!

Seeing that this guy cares so much about his star status, obviously, the obsession of turning into a ghost has something to do with it.

Such a ghost, it would be strange not to suppress it!

Having said that, Qin Xiao's last sentence, I am afraid that more than [-]% of the ghosts in the horror world think it is suitable.

Unless Su Rong's obsession was solved by Qin Xiao.Otherwise, the whole thriller world will put down whoever is suppressed, and whoever says it is right.

This is not a doctor's way of seeing a doctor, but a fortune-telling skill of a gentleman!

But obviously, Yuan Linlin was really frightened by Qin Xiao, and he didn't care about any meat or not.Lying on the table and staring, Qin Xiao said nervously:

"Doctor, what am I... what's the matter with me? Is it really sick? But I... I've become a ghost!"

"Then the ghosts around you are sick?" Qin Xiao answered with a smile, instead asked.

"This... yes! There is a woman next to me who is a tuberculosis ghost. She coughs all day long! She even coughs out her lungs, but it's scary!" Yuan Linlin looked like I was really scared.

"Look, people are sick, ghosts are sick! If you don't treat it, I'm afraid... the consequences will be unpredictable!" Qin Xiao shook his head, acting like an expert.

"That... Doctor, I shouldn't, I have some terminal illness!" Yuan Linlin was really scared, grabbed Qin Xiao's hand, and had long forgotten the completely healed wound on his finger.

"This...actually... ah..." Qin Xiao paused for a while, looking like he was about to speak, and finally sighed deeply and shook his head.

Nima!This scene is a bit familiar!

When he died of illness, the doctor's expression was the same as this one!

Yuan Linlin cried, it was not an adjective, it was a real teardrop that kept falling, holding Qin Xiao's hand tightly and said:

"Doctor! You must save me! I don't want to die from illness again, it's too uncomfortable! Doctor, I'm a star, and I don't know any tricks, so I act like a spoiled child and deceive the audience. Last month I saved up to buy an arm, last month I gritted my teeth and bought a thigh!"

This kid is done!

Qin Xiao suddenly came to the conclusion that he must empty his stomach.

It's not because he bought some arms and thighs. After all, they are all people who live a good life. People usually like heavy flavors, maybe they like this one!

The main reason is that there is no oil and water!Buying an arm and thigh and saving for a month, the only thing worth it is the evil spirit-level diving!

"Lin Lin!" Qin Xiao patted Yuan Linlin's shoulder with a kind look:

"I, Ye Tian, ​​have lived an upright and upright life, and I don't see patients suffering! You are now yin qi entering the body, yang qi has completely disappeared, the eight meridians are unstable, the meridians are not smooth, and the qi has reached the extremity, and you need surgery!"

What yin qi enters the body and yang qi disappears is naturally nonsense, a ghost needs a skin yang qi, this is not a previous life movie novel can still absorb yang qi to practice.

The eight meridians are not stable and the meridians are not smooth, not to mention the stability and smoothness, the ghost doesn't have that stuff!

However, in Yuan Linlin's opinion, this is too professional.

Listen, it is yin qi and yang qi, and it is eight meridians and meridians. This is Chinese medicine!It is nationalism!

"Well, you go to the operating room!" Seeing that the other party had been fooled and lame, Qin Xiao hit the railway while it was hot:

"Don't worry about money! I, Ye Tian, ​​have been an upright person all my life. I'm not the kind of doctor who doesn't see a doctor without money. I'll give you the ghost coins!"

"Thank you! Thank you so much! Doctor Ye is such a good person! A great good person! After Yuan Linlin entered the ghost world, I have never met a good person like Doctor Ye!"

Yuan Linlin was so grateful that he was about to kneel down and give Ye Tian a knock.Ye Tian persuaded him for a long time before walking towards the operating room.

"Boss, why did he go to the operating room?" Deputy Gao stood outside with a confused face.

Under normal circumstances, the evil spirits would come to buy meat first, and then leave without being sick. Those who needed treatment would go to the real consultation room next to them, and some would go straight to the operating room.

Is his boss really good at medicine?This is not to buy meat, but to see a doctor in earnest?

"Go and prepare something! I'll wait for you in the operating room!" Ye Tian ignored his surprise and ordered.

"What are you going to prepare? Scalpel hemostatic forceps or gauze? Both! And it's a ghost!" Deputy Gao wondered.

"Not those! No need!" Ye Tian waved his hand and said:

"Get ready to order onion, ginger, garlic, salt, sugar, cooking wine, light and dark soy sauce... By the way, there are also barbecue sticks, cumin powder, chili noodles, and more chili noodles!"

Nima!Vice-Chancellor is completely stupid!

Go to the operating room!

Ready for onion ginger garlic cooking wine?

Also a special barbecue sign?What are you doing here?

Prepare some more of Shentama Chili Noodles!

Chapter 78 Don't panic!I am professional

Click!

A huge head chandelier was turned on, exuding a cold green light.

The blood-stained walls around were covered with skeletons with claws and claws.

Beside the hospital bed made of bones is a square table of bones against which several headless corpses are standing.

On the table, scalpel, hemostatic forceps, gauze, suture needles, pins, sewing needles, catgut, fishing line, hemp rope, hammers, hammers, axes, chainsaws, pliers...

All in all, it's packed full.

Yuan Linlin lay on the operating table cautiously, the four bone claws clenched tightly on both sides of the operating table, jamming his arms and legs tightly.

Qin Xiao, who was wearing a white coat, with an inexplicable smile on the corner of his mouth, gently picked up the tools on the operating table.

Scalpel, hammer, hammer, axe...

The palms were gently stroked on it, as if admiring pieces of art, and the smile on his face became more and more terrifying.

"Ye... Doctor Ye, I... why do I feel a little scared!"

Yuan Linlin's teeth were trembling, although he was the ghost, the doctor standing there was the one to be afraid of.

However, this atmosphere, this atmosphere, is inexplicably creepy!

"Naughty!" Qin Xiao took the iron axe, tapped Yuan Linlin's forehead lightly with the handle of the axe, and said, "Don't panic! I'm a professional! I, Ye Tian, ​​are upright and upright, and I never do anything that is detrimental to medical ethics. Otherwise, what a doctor! I swear by my professional ethics as a doctor!"

With that said, Qin Xiao finally put down the axe in his hand and picked up the scalpel again.

They are all ghosts!Although the grade is not high, the ghost thing is quite valuable!

Drop!It's all like drops!

On the other side, seeing Doctor Ye picking up the scalpel again, Yuan Linlin was relieved.

After all, this is not an ordinary clinic. The requirements of some evil ghosts are very strange. The sewing head is fine. Occasionally someone needs to change his head, and it is reasonable to use an axe and saw!

An upright person like Dr. Ye has sworn by professional ethics, there will definitely be no problem!

Yuan Linlin thought about it, but saw Qin Xiao stretch out his hand, and a red light appeared in the palm of his hand and placed it on his neck.

Immediately afterwards, the body with the neck down seemed to lose consciousness, but the head remained intact and unaffected.

Yuan Linlin raised his neck vigorously, looked at Dr. Ye who was wearing a mask in front of him, and made a sucking sound, then picked up the scalpel, aimed it at his stomach, and slashed it down.

"Doctor... Doctor, why are you digging my stomach?" Yuan Linlin was a little panicked.

"Don't panic! I'm a professional! You are already terminally ill, and the sickness is in the heart. If you want to get rid of the sickness, you must start from the inside!"

"So it is!" Yuan Linlin suddenly realized.