My Another World Sword Saint Wife

So whether it's lying or telling the truth, the Earth and Star Alliance won't bother, as long as he can handle it properly.

Chang Luofeng didn't think too much, and directly chose to tell the truth.And bring Xu Dahai's family to Fangshi under Longhu Mountain to experience the extraordinary world.

But Chang Luofeng still told a little lie.

He told Xu Dahai's family that Xu Fei was offered as a guest of honor by the Sigurd Empire in another world, and he lived a life like an aristocrat by eating delicious food, drinking spicy food and being surrounded by servants every day.

As for the reason... that is, Lei Yingui is Her Royal Highness the Seventh Emperor of the Empire.

Xu Dahai and the others were naturally dumbfounded. No matter whether they believed it or not, it would take a while to digest the shock brought by the extraordinary world.

So Chang Luofeng has been idle recently, and ran to the small one-story house in the old city to be lazy.

"Hey, how much is life~~ Only good wine can be comforted~~~~"

Raising his glass to the sky, Chang Luofeng showed a child-like pure smile.

Buzz!

Suddenly, the space behind him rippled.

Snapped!

"oops?!"

The field of vision was dark, and Chang Luofeng suddenly fell into a baby-like sleep.

After half an hour.

Chang Luofeng slowly opened his eyes, and the first thing he saw was clear white clouds and thousands of miles of mountains.

The whistling sound of the wind came to his ears, and at this moment he was actually tied to the back of a huge golden eagle by five flowers.

"Uncle Zhang, Uncle Li. Why did you two elders arrest me? What did you do wrong?"

Looking at the two masters at the transformation stage beside him, Chang Luo's eyes widened with puzzlement.

what's the situation?Could it be that he was found out about stealing alcohol?

No, no, even if Master finds out, why bother the two elders to arrest me in person after a few old bottles?

"Catch you? Hehe, don't worry Luo Feng boy, this time is a good thing."

Uncle Zhang, who has long eyebrows and white beard, turned his head and gave a 'wink', with a smirk on the corner of his mouth.

"Tie me up for a good thing? Don't play charades, what happened?" Chang Luofeng was even more confused.

"It is indeed a good thing. Yesterday, the other world called you to go. This is the opportunity that many monks dream of."

The white-faced and beardless Uncle Li showed a warm smile, and there seemed to be a hint of envy in his cast eyes.

"A different world? Let go, let me go, don't go! Nephew, I have been greedy for life and afraid of death since I was a child! In this life, I only want to deduce the five elements, and experience the world of mortals in my spare time!"

Hearing the two elders' explanation, Chang Luofeng felt like a bolt from the blue.

He was full of spiritual energy, trying to break free from the rope.

"Okay, don't worry about it. The headmaster knew that you would be awkward, so he specially gave us two dragon ropes to tie you back." Uncle Zhang waved his hand backwards, signaling Chang Luofeng to stop making trouble.

To be honest, the two felt that the head was a bit exaggerated.

Even the two of them couldn't get rid of the dragon-binding cable, and it was like bombarding ants with Chang Luofeng's cultivation.

However, this move also indirectly showed that Longhushan attached great importance to this matter. In short, this time Luofeng boy must go.

"Human rights! You are violating human rights!"

"If Uncle Zhang doesn't let me go, I'll tell your old friend of Baihua Valley about your drinking of flower wine!"

"Uncle Li, you have thought it through! Some time ago, I asked nine generations of disciples to come down the mountain to help you buy the complete works of Doraemon!"

Chang Luofeng became hysterical, shaking out all the gossip information collected daily.

Snapped!

"oops?!"

A few seconds later, Chang Luofeng fell into a baby-like sleep again.

It's just that this time the force is relatively strong, and it is estimated that it will be difficult to wake up within three to five hours.

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Chapter 396 The Rebuilt Pure White Toilet

It is often said that...you can travel thousands of miles by holding back your urine, but it is difficult to walk an inch if you urinate.

In fact, anyone who has really experienced these two sad experiences knows that holding back urine for about five kilometers is already the limit.

On the contrary, it is thin, and it can last longer with the strong willpower and strong sphincter of human beings.

When people are in the barren mountains, they can return to their natural nature and fertilize flowers, plants and trees freely in places other than bamboo forests.

But in towns and villages, this ancient behavior is very unsightly.

Etiquette, morality, hygiene, self-esteem, self-discipline, self-restraint and other wisdom mentality will always regulate people to have good behavior.

So in today's society, the toilet is a very important product of civilization.

There used to be a small pure white men's toilet near the 'secret door' on the southwestern wall of the Holy City of Nimbuend.

White wall tiles, square door frames, nine cheap standing toilets and five hastily dug squat pits are neatly arranged in the flat one-story building.

Compared with the luxurious three-story garden-style women's toilet next door, it looks so plain and simple.

But it was such an inconspicuous men's toilet, but now it disappeared.

There are few people around the 'secret door', and only a few special forces will sneak in and out from here.

Some of them are responsible for alien intelligence reconnaissance, some are responsible for the investigation of mainland resources, and some are engaged in guiding special personnel to enter the sanctuary.

All in all, weird and complex tasks.

Whenever these people return to the holy city after going through many obstacles, the first thing they usually do is to go to the nearby toilets to relieve the long-standing 'stress'.

But now, the small pure white building that carries the memories of many male members has disappeared?

After several inquiries, everyone knew the whole story.

It turned out that the men's room was destroyed by Miss Xi Ruilin and her contractors on a dark and stormy night!

Although this matter is unreasonable, he dares to be angry and dare not speak out.

After all, Miss 'Tyrannosaurus''s name is not a display, she is a terrifying existence that even the high priest of Kruger dare not easily provoke.

……

"Young man, when will you be able to build the toilet?"

The old knight Calvin frowned his thick white eyebrows, and stepped forward to ask in as gentle a tone as possible.

As a representative of the 'Visitors' Corps, he had come several times.

But the answers I get every time are perfunctory.

"Ah... old man, I can't say the exact time, maybe next week, maybe..."

Xu Fei's eyes were blurred, and he didn't know where to look with his scattered eyes.

He put down the newly polished stone in his hand, and smiled at the old knight with a distraught smile.

Four days have passed since that countless nights between life and death.

Everyone is still in a hazy state.

Among them, some went crazy after undoing the lock between the eyebrows, some were depressed by the bombardment of super-level magic, and some went crazy because of continuous breakthroughs...

At present, everyone is exhausted physically and mentally, staring in a daze, how can they have the energy to work hard.

"Next week, it's a very unfriendly time, young man."

Calvin's voice was low, and he deliberately squeezed the silver-gray knight's heavy armor to make a rattling sound while crossing his hands over his chest.

Seeing the other party's dissatisfaction is already very obvious.Xu Fei thought for a while, then took out a Huazi from his pocket and handed it over.

"what is this?"

Calvin took the cigarette, sniffed it under his nose, then widened his eyes and exclaimed:

"Could it be premium tobacco imported from Sheffield?"

(*Xuefeierte: advocating Cangyue Latika, an ice and snow kingdom located on the plateau, rich in spirits and tobacco.)

The human race who was born in Leitingsi Continent naturally released the first shackles from the moment of birth.

Therefore, many products that are considered harmful to the body on Earth have no side effects other than addiction for the people here.

Tobacco is a very popular luxury consumer product among the male group in Reddings.

Even in the rich Nimbuend Sanctuary, the price of a general-purpose magic crystal pipe plus two packs of tobacco leaves is almost equivalent to half a month's income of an ordinary soldier.

"No, no, this is just a local product of my hometown, you should try it first."

Xu Fei snapped his fingers, and a small yellow-orange flame appeared on his fingertips to light a cigarette for the old knight.

"Hiss... hoo..."

Calvin took two deep breaths, feeling intoxicated by the feeling of being filled with nicotine.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Xu Fei took out another whole bag of Huazi and stuffed it into Calvin's hand, and said apologetically:

"Old man, next week is already the limit. You see, there are only two people working on my side. There is really no way."

"..." The old knight was silent for a moment.

He put Huazi away first, and then glanced at the building materials randomly placed nearby.

Only about one-tenth of the thousand or so stone bricks were given defensive spells.

Not far away, the fat young man who is stirring the live cement is not as energetic as the ordinary farmers in the village...

Calvin's frown that had just been stretched back was frowned again. This kind of work efficiency would be enough for next week, let alone next month.

A small men's toilet should not have been care about like this.

But they also have their own difficulties!