Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"From the point of view of graphology, I can accept your point of view, but logically, it doesn't make sense. From the beginning to the end, the 'second person' in your mouth does not exist, does it?" Lao Li, Ah Jiu, who is a policeman, can still discuss this issue with La Gouzi, "Talulah is the only one who wrote the letter, and there is no one around Tallulah who is qualified to help her write letters. The doctor should answer this question." Very vocal."

"That's right. According to the information we know, Tallulah is always alone, and there is no such person as you mentioned around her." After recovering from his thoughts, Lao Li nodded. Shuang Xing told him about the past. The story of the two girls met earlier than writing a letter to Ah Jiu. In Shuang Xing’s memory, Tallulah was alone from beginning to end. The social circles between the two highly overlapped. Tallulah knew each other. Frost Star knows all the people, unless...

"Why, doctor, what did you think of?" Seeing that Lao Li was suddenly lost in thought again, Ah Jiu asked quickly.

"Don't make noise, let me think about it!" Lao Li went through the story of Shuang Xing quickly and in detail in his mind, and caught an extremely small tail from it, "This second person...maybe it's really true. exist."

"You know this man?"

"I don't know, I'm not sure. My sister and the others didn't take it seriously. When they told us the story, they just mentioned it casually. It was a little girl. If I remember correctly, what my sister said at the time was... ..." Lao Li is not a god who never forgets, raised his head and struggled to think about the story Shuang Xing told at that time, "It is...that girl seems to be a teacher, helping their guerrillas to educate children, But no one knows the name, and no one knows the relationship with Tallulah. Almost no one has seen this girl, but once, Tallulah ran out of the camp in a hurry and came back with a corpse on her back. Our sister just noticed her."

"You mean...it's that corpse that no one knows?" Ah Jiu frowned. This story is really...too bizarre. As the leader of the integration movement, Tallulah must have been, even if she wasn't at that time. She has achieved a high status in this organization, but no one has ever known the people she knew, including the Frost Star Patriots, who are close to Tallulah, who know nothing about this dead girl. Afraid he wasn't born a master berserker?

"If she has any particularly good friends, it can only be this person." After retrieving the story again, Lao Li confirmed that there is no second suspect, "But if I really want to talk about it, it's time for him." Damn sorry, my sister said at the time that she and Tallulah had only known each other for more than half a year when this incident happened, and it was more than a year before these two letters, you bastard really Are you sure you read it right?"

"Maybe...she wrote letters more frequently in the past six months? There is no detailed time on this envelope." La Gouzi glanced at the letters in his hand. There are indeed more letters before the split point than after the split point, one a month According to calculations, the handwriting and content of the letter have changed only a little over a year now, and it is completely inconsistent with what Lao Li recalled, which made Erha's overwhelming self-confidence shrink a lot.

"No, Tallulah is a person with potential obsessive-compulsive disorder. These letters are basically sent to me once a month, with an error of no more than one week. Considering that the courier may encounter various unexpected situations on the road , it can basically be considered that Tallulah sends the letter on a fixed date every month, and the content of the letter is very time-sensitive, and there is basically no possibility of writing it in advance and sending it on time." Ajiu shook her head and vetoed it Pulling Gouzi's guess, "The most important point is, what is her motive for doing this? Even if the previous letter was indeed written by that girl, why did Tallulah imitate her handwriting after her death and deceive her in this regard?" Do I make sense? Not only that, but the reason why she asked someone else to write it at the beginning was also very confusing. The girl didn’t know me, so she couldn’t write such familiar content unless it was dictated by Tallulah, so why did Tallulah I have to dictate again, has her hand been injured for more than half a year?"

"Nothing!" Old Li shook his head again and again. In the story of Frost Star, Tallulah was injured many times, and was even accidentally injured by the white rabbit during the sparring. The content of Frost Star’s story can’t be detailed, and it may have skipped a lot of insignificant things. Let’s not say that it’s not an insignificant thing to hurt your hands for more than half a year. If you can hurt them for such a long time, those two hands can be connected a little bit. Does it leave no scars?

You must know that the physique of the Terrans is extremely strong, and the Draco clan that Tallulah belongs to seems to be the strongest among the strongest. The injury to the muscles and bones only lasted for a month, and it could be injured for half a year. I am afraid that this hand was hammered into pieces. Bolognese?

La Gouzi bit her thumbnail anxiously, and her confident inference was refuted like this, which seemed to make her very unwilling.

"That's it. If the most critical motivation issue is not explained clearly, graphological inferences cannot become conclusive evidence, and no matter from which direction it is explained, Tallulah's motivation for creating these two letters is purely neurotic behavior , so I’m afraid I can only take this change as a normal phenomenon.” Ah Jiu shrugged, she is a policeman, she is used to speaking with evidence, and she was somewhat disappointed that the dog could not produce a complete chain of evidence.

As for what she was disappointed with, she herself couldn't tell. It didn't seem to make any difference whether "Talulah" was one person or two people. Anyway, the one in Qiecheng was Tallulah herself. It could only be attributed to the fact that she had been a policeman for too long. Occupational disease.

"Oh, from the principle of legal procedure justice, my inference is indeed untenable and cannot be used as ironclad evidence to accuse Longnu, but Miss Police Officer, did you miss an important point, we don't seem to be handling a case now, right? "La Gouzi only struggled for a while, his eyes murmured, and then he came up with a new idea, and regained that confident and cynical smile, "If this is a case, there is no problem with your statement, I can I humbly accept your criticism, but the current situation does not allow us to slowly collect evidence to accuse the suspect, we are only guessing about the enemy based on the existing evidence, in this case, why not think boldly?"

"Bold? How bold can you be, a bastard? Are you even bolder than me? People often say that a dog is daring, so let me see how brave you are." It meant to be a nonsense, and Lao Li's attitude was a little impatient. If the girl didn't give a satisfactory answer, she would inevitably be slapped on the head.

Lao Li doesn't hit women, but now there are two exceptions, one is the cockroach becoming a sperm, and the other is the stupid dog in front of him.

——Both of them are masters who haven't beaten Fang Jiewa for three days, so why don't they stay for the New Year?

"For example, we can imagine that there is a mysterious force... controlling that dragon girl? It may be a soul, or it may be just a simple spell. The current dragon girl is no longer the previous dragon girl. The manipulative puppet, a body that has been stolen, has nothing to do with the dead girl before. This "manipulator" is the "second person" we guessed, and she wrote the following part of the letter by manipulating the dragon girl's body , so it can imitate the handwriting of the dragon girl, but it is inevitably integrated into the personal style, which can explain why the changes in writing habits are all only half a word."

Erha really spread his thoughts to the sky, frightened Lao Li who had a ghost in his heart: "What kind of mess are you talking about? Isn't it just a ghost? It's all in the story. It's a lie, there are no ghosts in the world, if you can only gossip like this, then you'd better get out of here as soon as possible, I don't have time to play with you!"

After being stimulated, Lao Li's attitude became obviously irritable, but he didn't show any fear at all. Instead, he leaned in front of Lao Li, as close as if he wanted to kiss him: "There are no ghosts? Are you really sure that there are no ghosts in this world?" What, my master?"

"I dare to guarantee with my own head, if you don't have it, you don't have it!" Lao Li, who became more and more guilty, began to swear by his neck, thinking that this stupid dog is so smart that he wants to jump a real wolf. Let's reveal our biggest secret, right?

"But I heard from the Rhode Island operators that three years ago you seemed to be the kind of good person who was completely uninteresting. You didn't get angry or curse, and you were knowledgeable. Most importantly, three years ago, you You can write well!" Worrying about what will happen, Pull Gouzi aimed the cannonball at Lao Li, the false 'master', "Although Dr. Lynx is very strict, I am still very lucky to do it. There are some shreds of paper, which are the documents you wrote three years ago. After putting them together, the handwriting on it and what you write now, the gap between the two is bigger than the letters in my hand. Regarding this , master, how do you explain it?"

"I've lost my memory. I don't know anything about the past. You son of a bitch, go to whoever you like!" Lao Li began to play a rascal.

"It's a good excuse, my master, don't worry, I like you more now, the you in the past are not as attractive to me as a piece of non-burnable garbage on the side of the road!" Seeing the dog I just accepted it, and didn't go any further, "Since there is a precedent like yours, do you still think my inference is nonsense?"

Chapter 350 Hello, I am your father!

Numb, really numb!

Lao Li knew that the silly dog ​​is not really stupid. You think she is mediocre, but in fact she is witty, but it is a bit difficult to deal with this level of wit. After a set of mad dog punches, even Ah Jiu throws at this side There came suspicious glances.

Regarding his secret, Lao Li didn't intend to keep it hidden. He is a person who can't hide his secret. He has been forcing himself to play "Dr. Hanhan with amnesia". Frankly, this is a question worth thinking about and discussing, but no matter what the final result is, pulling the dog is obviously not the person who needs to accept the result. What is Lao Li's identity, and she has no direct interest relationship? what?

But these are still small problems, great, wait until later to confirm that La Gouzi is really credible, just tell her the truth, really, isn't Frost Star who was the first to know the secret has no interest in the secret itself?

The most deadly problem with the reasoning of La Gouzi is that it dealt a serious blow to Lao Li's long-standing beliefs.

If there are no ghosts in the world, then what is going on with me?

If you are an ordinary time traveler, you might not spend any more thought on this issue at all, but Lao Li is not good. He is a firm materialist and firmly believes that matter determines thought. In his view, human consciousness should be a combination of electrical and chemical signals in the brain. Human personality and thoughts come from the recombination of the knowledge learned from childhood and the accumulated memories of what he heard and seen. Anger, sorrow, and joy are just changes in the hormone levels in the brain. When a person dies, the bird is upside down. When the ball dies, the ball dies.

But in this way, Lao Li’s own problems can’t be explained. He’s not even from Terra. If he didn’t become a ghost, then how did he float this beast ear from another planet, or even another universe? Girl star?

This can't be explained by materialist theory, or even by idealism. If Lao Li had the ability of a great man, he might be able to develop a third theory based on this.

For Lao Li, Tallulah, who has almost the same experience, is a counterpoint, an existence that looks like a mirror. To deny Tallulah is to deny oneself, but if you don’t deny it, it is tantamount to admitting the world of Terra There are ghosts and ghosts in the world, there are even high-ranking gods, maybe there are hells, and there are six reincarnations. After drinking this bowl of Meng Po soup, I will be a beast ear mother in the next life. A few monsters and goblins came and took our old Li and Mrs. Kai together with the Frost Star patriots in a daze. Just the foundation of revolutionary theory and red thoughts would be completely smashed to pieces.

You say you don’t rely on god emperors, but it turned out that there are not only a lot of emperors, but also gods. They ran down and waved their hands. Slaves are slaves, nobles are nobles, and they will directly stamp your thoughts on you. What the hell are you playing?

"Now, do you still think there are no ghosts in the world?" La Gouzi still smiled, completely unaware that his words were the real spiritual destruction, which was much stronger than her innate ability.

"Definitely not!" Even though his belief was a little shaken, Lao Li still had to grit his teeth and hold on.

"Actually, I don't think so either!" La Gouzi immediately withdrew his smile and said seriously, "There are many ways to control a person. As far as I know, there are more than one spell that can achieve this effect, although none of them can The controlled person is as flexible and free as the Dragon Lady, but it is always a reasonable direction of thinking. Even if it is not directly controlled, there are many ways to achieve indirect control, such as psychological suggestion or hypnosis, which is much easier to explain than ghosts."

"Then why are you still talking so much nonsense?" Lao Li rolled his eyes and heaved a sigh of relief in his heart. After making such a fuss with the dog, he remembered that when he was still cutting the city, Kelsey gave Talula under "Diagnostics".

——Because there are too many professional terms, I was confused. Lao Li forgot the back of his head after reading it, otherwise he wouldn't be scared by pulling a dog.

"Because your reaction, Master, is very interesting!" Pull Gouzi lay down again, put his hands on the armrest of the sofa, forcing Lao Li to lean back against the back of the sofa desperately, "Besides, the dragon girl is the dragon girl, your question I'm afraid we have to discuss it separately, you must think so in your heart, right? The two of you may have the same situation on the outside, but the core is definitely different, I have this confidence!"

"You have a fart confidence, get out as soon as possible!" Lao Li pressed the dog's face and pushed the Erha away, "I brought you here to let you learn how to write from Tallulah, you give Why does Lao Tzu say so much? Could it be that I can’t write it at all, so I’m messing around with Lao Tzu here?”

"How come?" La Gouzi shrugged and looked at Ah Jiu, "Excuse me, do you have a pen and paper?"

"It's been prepared a long time ago." Ah Jiu took out a pen and a note pad from his pocket, raised his hand and threw them to La Gouzi.

"Thank you!" La Gouzi took the things, turned a page, raised his hand and wrote a line, then took a piece of letter paper and handed it to Lao Li, "Please read, master, I hope You can be satisfied."

Lao Li took it over and took a look. The notepad said "Can Texas do it?" Compared with Tallulah's handwriting on the letter paper, it is basically impossible to tell that it was written by two people, and they are all equally beautiful. Looks good, if the calligraphy written in the bar before is La Gouzi’s own handwriting, the difference between the two fonts is basically equivalent to Patriot Embroidery, Ah Jiu also got up and took a look behind Lao Li, and immediately frowned Frowning: "The technique of connecting the brushes is still different..."

"No way, this is the particularity of Yan Kingdom characters. There are too many strokes in a character, and I can completely control the direction of the main strokes, but it is very difficult to change the insignificant connections between strokes. It’s a matter of everyone’s habit, which belongs to muscle memory. If I even imitate this, the written characters will probably be too ugly to read. Unless I practice for several months, alphabetic languages ​​​​don’t have this problem, and I can write them casually. Imitation." La Gouzi spread his hands irresponsibly, "But this is not a big problem, people who don't have in-depth research on graphology, or are particularly sensitive in this area, will not see this change of."

"It's not very good, anyway, I can't see the difference!" Lao Li is obviously an "insensitive" person, representing the average level of ordinary people, "I think this thing should be enough to deceive people. The girl is okay, I didn't talk nonsense to fool me, if the plan is successful this time, I will give you a credit and reward you with two catties of roasted sweet potatoes!"

"Indeed, although it's not perfect, it should be enough to deceive ordinary people. If she hadn't reminded me, I wouldn't be able to see the difference, and she can also write in Ursat or Common, so she won't mess people doubt." Ah Jiu thought for a while, considering his professional skills, and finally agreed with Lao Li's statement, just like what La Gouzi said, even if he is not a professional researcher of graphology, even if he can see the difference, It will only be regarded as a normal change. After all, no normal person will be free to do handwriting comparison. As long as there is no difference in the overall style, it will be credible enough. Pulling Gouzi’s ability to imitate, fake things may be taken to court. can be used as evidence.

Even a professional who really does handwriting comparison every day will not get nervous when he sees the text. No matter how bad it is, the dog can still use alphabetic language, so there is no defect in this aspect at all.

"That's what I thought too. These letters are written in the language of Yan Kingdom because the lady who received the letter is from Yan Kingdom. If the goal is to integrate the movement, it should be more appropriate to use Ursus language, right?" La Gouzi chuckled nodding.

"But do you know Ursus? Aren't you a fucking Syracusian?" Lao Li asked.

"Indeed not."

"Then aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Give me a day, and with the help of a dictionary, I shouldn't have any problems with daily writing. Are you satisfied with this answer, master?"

"I think you're fucking bragging!" Lao Li squinted his eyes. He was in the Military Academy back then, and it took a lot of effort to memorize a few broken words. Xiao Tian'er also learned Russian back then, and the progress was not fast. To learn a completely unfamiliar language in one day is nonsense in his opinion, "I can tell you, if you fail to complete the task after the military order is issued, don't say that two catties of sweet potatoes are burned, I will shoot you It's not bad!"

"Please don't worry, my master, there are many similarities between Syracuse and Ursus. The alphabetic languages ​​​​of all Terra are actually similar, almost all of which are derived from ancient Gaul, which is the modern common language. It is not difficult to learn, but the language of Yanguo has become a separate system. How long did it take me to learn the language of Yanguo from scratch...It seems that it only took more than a week to speak fluently ?In addition, it only took less than a month to learn to write, and it took half a month to practice calligraphy in the end. Yanguo calligraphy is really interesting. Unlike the alphabet language, it is only good to write It’s just good-looking.” La Gouzi picked out his ears, pretending to be aggressive without any trace.

"Great talent!" Ah Jiu gave La Gouzi a thumbs up, "From zero to learning calligraphy in one and a half months, I would call you the strongest in terms of language learning ability. No doctoral professor majoring in language studies at Longmen University is as good as you." exaggerate."

"It's all just a little bit of understanding." Even when he became humble, La Gouzi already looked like a native of Yan Kingdom.

"You girl is really a fucking genius? Yes, you can follow our old Li!" Lao Li was also happy. He really didn't think much of pulling dogs before. In terms of being able to fight, he was better than her. He can fight too much, the monks in the independent regiment are invincible in the world, and in Rhodes Island, the force value of pulling dogs is not very competitive at all, and people are crazy and love to work around, which really gives him a headache, but now he doesn't It's the same, it's understandable to be self-willed with this kind of monster-level talent, only those with skills can eat meat, right?

Li Yunlong himself is a geek who likes to mess around just because he has the ability, and he actually gets along pretty well with Pull the Gouzi.

"So master, you didn't recognize me until now?" La Gouzi immediately knelt at Lao Li's feet, showing off his cuteness with tears in his eyes.

"Of course, do you think you can fool me away by calling me master with two voices? That's a dream!" Lao Li rubbed La Gouzi's head lovingly. He now sees Erha too much , "My team, it's not that cats and dogs can come in and hang around. You have to have excellent skills. If you have skills, you can drink and eat meat. If you don't have skills, then stand aside. I, Li Yunlong, don't care. Serve!"

"Then my ability, master, are you satisfied?"

"In principle, I am satisfied, but verbally I am not satisfied. You, you can't just be so proud and complacent. You have to continue to study hard and improve. If I praise you a few words, you will stay where you are, then I still want to clean you up!"

"But I feel like I don't have much room for improvement, why don't I try to learn all the languages ​​of Terra?"

"Okay, if you learn everything, then you can be an interpreter next to me. In the future, we will have to deal with people from other countries and other places. We are not afraid to admit that we are stupid and can't learn that foreign language and bird language. The time is up to you."

"No problem, I promise to complete the task!" La Gouzi had a sunny smile on her face, and her big tail was wagging happily, but whether she was really happy, or whether she was acting to make Lao Li happy, only she could know.

——The psychological activities of Erha, human beings will definitely not be able to guess, unless they go crazy with Erha.

"Then let's..." Scratching La Gouzi's chin, just like when teasing Xiaohong, Lao Li found that the Lupus seem to like this kind of thing, at least La Gouzi also showed an expression of enjoyment, and was about to After getting up to say goodbye, the kingslayer who had been assigned to the slums for several days suddenly opened the door and broke in, and the two sides met face to face.

"Who are you, why do you look so familiar?" Lao Li hasn't taken off his makeup at the moment, and he still has the image of a teenager, and the lines of his face have changed a lot. I didn't recognize my own stupid character after looking at it for a while.

"I'm your father!" Lao Li decisively took advantage of it. Mrs. Kai accepted this bastard as an apprentice. Amiya was also Mrs. Kai's student in name, but in fact she was a biological daughter who had no blood relationship. Rounding things up like this, Lao Li felt that there was nothing wrong with being the father of a kingslayer.

"Nonsense, my father has been dead for more than ten years, and he doesn't look like you!" The kingslayer actually retorted seriously.

"Then I'm your stepfather."

"My mother died a long time ago, okay? If you keep joking around, I won't be polite to you!" The kingslayer took out his dagger, and made a decent gesture, swinging it in a fancy way, making Lao Li want to He decisively pulled out his pistol and killed her.

"Okay, Lyudmila, it's just a little makeup, why can't you even recognize the doctor?" Ah Jiu couldn't help covering his face with his hands, feeling sorry for his partner's IQ and eyes, "Even if you don't recognize me Doctor, don’t you still not recognize your own race?”

Chapter 350 I Can't Copy The Answers

"I'm sorry, we don't know each other very well!" The Kingslayer was stunned for a moment, and first glanced at the dog who was being ruaed by Old Li. After staring at it for a while, I suddenly realized, "My mother, it's really you bastard? What kind of makeup are you wearing? You're more than 20 years younger now, and the ghost will recognize you!"

"From the beginning to the end, you are the only silly girl who didn't recognize it. How dare you say it?" Lao Li's expression was very subtle. To vent your anger?"

"Nonsense, both of my eyes are 2.0!" Kingslayer did not deny that his brain is not working well, and his self-knowledge is still worthy of praise, "Also, why do you say you are my father?"

"Oops!" Seeing that Kingslayer was still struggling with his father's problem, Ah Jiu couldn't help but let out a stomach ache.

"Why, you're not happy with me being your father?" Lao Li glanced at the obediently rua next to him, and even shook his head and rubbed his hand to pull the dog. The product of cheating Erha.

"Nonsense, of course I'm not happy, why?"

"Why? Come, come, come, I'll do the math for you, and tell you why?" Originally, Lao Li was just talking nonsense, teasing silly girls for fun, but the kingslayer was so serious, which made him interested , wanting to see if he can limping this really stupid dog, "Let me ask you, you are now Mrs. Kai's apprentice, Mrs. Kai is your master, do you recognize this?"

The Kingslayer hesitated for a while, but finally nodded and admitted.

"Okay, since you recognize Mrs. Kai as your master, then you have to respect your master and be a teacher for a day and be a father for life. Do you recognize this?"

Thinking of the "teaching" of his good senior sister Yaye, Kingslayer shuddered, nodded again, and admitted.

"It's good to admit it, but Mrs. Kai is a woman, she can't be your father, so she can only be your mother, isn't that right?"

Kingslayer nodded very simply, don't want female fathers and male mothers, this is the consensus of the whole world.

"Then since you already recognize Mrs. Kai as your stepmother, what's the problem with me being your stepfather?"

killer:"……"

Damn, what he said was so reasonable that I was speechless!

"No, no, although I don't know how to refute you, you must be fooling me!" The kingslayer shook his head violently, and was almost put into it by Lao Li.

"You silly girl, you don't know how to cherish the opportunity I give you!" Lao Li shook his head again and again, mourning his misfortune and angering him. As for what opportunity he gave the kingslayer... what other opportunity could it be?The chance to have both parents, you still expect to inherit the inheritance, how can our old Li have these things?But if you don't dislike it, our technique of hand-weaving baskets can be passed on.

"I don't care about your chances, give it to whoever you like!" Confirming that he was indeed being cheated, the kingslayer immediately backed away, looking at Lao Li as if he was looking at an ignorant loli with a lollipop. Abnormal sorghum.