Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Grey hair? Where is it? Let me see!" Kelsey climbed up the pole, plucked and pulled the top of Lao Li's head twice, and then pinched a few hairs and pulled them hard.

"Ouch, why are you still plugging it in?" Lao Li felt the pain and pushed Kelsey down.

"Don't you say that your hair is gray? You should pull out your white hair. You are already old and ugly. If you grow some white hair, you will be completely finished!" Kelsey took a breath and blew away her fingers. A few strands of jet-black hair.

"Nonsense, then why don't I find a pair of scissors and shave all of your head? It just so happens that we just met a master who came out of the temple and assigned you to be a nun. Cure your bad temper!"

"Then don't bother, people are on the island, why don't I call you over and let them judge and see who is right and who is wrong about this matter?"

"Come on, you're a monk, and you're not Yuelao, isn't that embarrassing for you?" Old Li Han laughed, "Are you really abducted to Rhodes Island? Yes, Commissar Kai, this political work is done very well Well!"

Chapter 410 Come Prepared

"Thank you, heartless bastard, remember to miss me a little bit. It's a pity, you are wrong this time. Even if you want to thank me, I shouldn't be the one to thank." Although Lao Li's praise made Kai Erxi felt quite at ease in her heart, but she has always been one-size-fits-all, knowing that if it wasn't for years of hard work this time, even with the relationship of Jing Zhe, Emei would be able to stay in Rhodes Island. It is more inclined to travel thousands of miles, so the big lynx did not pretend to be credited.

"What's wrong, you didn't keep the lover, who is it, girl Jingzhe?"

"Don't worry about it. When you meet in the future, she still wants to play mahjong and eat hot pot with you, a fellow from Yanguo."

"Success, there is a reason why I, Li Yunlong, don't go when someone treats guests to dinner?" Lao Li is not very interested in playing mahjong. Anyway, he must be responsible for giving money when he goes on stage, but he won't let go when it comes to treating guests to dinner. pass.

If someone invites you, we will eat it, and we don't care how much it takes.

"Okay, don't be poor, and rest quickly if you have nothing to do. We have to make a big move tomorrow. The master you found slapped Mephisto to death with a slap. There are only two days left, and there is no further delay. .” Kelsey twisted her waist, and slipped out of Lao Li’s arms as deftly as a cat.

"It's not that you wait a little longer, don't say I didn't remind you, there is only one bed here!" When Kelsey set up this secret base, he obviously didn't consider the possibility of sharing the same bed, just a small single bed. The bed is a bit narrow for sleeping alone.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Kelsey had already taken off her white coat and was gently arranging her somewhat messy hair, as if she was completely unaware of the embarrassing situation at the scene.

This isn't officially married yet, shouldn't it?

Although Lao Li is a relatively simple and unpretentious old-fashioned critique, his thinking is still relatively conservative. It is too exciting for him to do nothing before he is officially married, and he must do some intense psychological struggle.

As a result, Lao Li hadn't finished the psychological struggle here, so he was covered in a quilt on his face, and then he was pulled up by Kelsey: "What are you thinking, go hit the floor!"

Well, I know that this stinky bitch is deliberately teasing our old Li!

Old Li was a little embarrassed at first when Kelsey saw through the dirty little thoughts, but after thinking about it, he didn’t feel embarrassed anymore. In the final analysis, if Kelsey hadn’t explicitly hinted there first, our old Li It's impossible for an honest farmer to think of going to this level, right?I can't blame Lao Li for this matter. I can only blame Mrs. Kai for her bad personality. After thinking about this, Lao Li's skin thickness increased by 300% in an instant.

"Ling, ling, lang..." Humming the Dabie Mountain tune, Lao Li picked up the quilt thrown by Kelxi, and made a bed beside the bed. The big lynx was not polite, and Lao Li just moved his butt away, She jumped onto the bed.

"Are you still so happy to make a bed on the floor?" Kelsey rolled up the quilt and showed her little head, which looked a little cute.

"There's nothing to be unhappy about. It's good to have a place to sleep peacefully, but I'll put my ugly words first. If we snore at night, you mother-in-law are not allowed to kick people!" Lao Li also has some experience Well, his snoring problem has not been cured at all. When he first married Xiao Tianer, he was kicked more than once. Xiao Tianer wanted to find some Chinese medicine prescriptions to cure him, but he got used to it after a long time.

But Kelsey is not used to it yet, this woman's temper is much worse than Xiao Tian'er, Xiao Tian'er can't bear to be kicked, and this lynx spirit can't bear it, I'm afraid she will be pricked with a needle.

"Don't worry, I know that the walls of Rhodes Island are so sound-proof that your snoring can break through!" Kelsey rolled her eyes. Their office and living room are next door. Her four voices She has keen hearing, and can hear Lao Li's snoring clearly through a wall. She has already prepared mentally, but in fact she is not afraid of Lao Li's snoring. , She has experienced in noisier environments.

Compared with those sinister experiences in the past, Lao Li's snoring rhythm is stable, and it may become a white noise to help sleep.

"Just know it, oh, my old Li has a lot of bad things, you have to get used to it as soon as possible, so as not to regret it after getting married." Lao Li kicked off the big leather shoes that Talula bought, the shoes were new, The quality is also good. The smell of these big feet is not too crazy. With a flick of the jacket, Lao Li lifted the quilt and lay on the floor. There is one thing to say, even if it is on the floor, this is the worst he has ever slept on in his life. One of the most comfortable beds, summed up in two words - comfortable!

"You don't even wash your feet, the quilt stinks for you." Kelsey frowned, and moved her head to the side of the bed so that she could chat with Lao Li.

"Didn't you wash your feet and call me Lao Tzu?"

"My feet don't stink."

"I don't believe it, unless you let me hear it."

"Go, old rascal." Of course Kelsey would not stretch out her feet to Old Li Wen, "You know that you have all the stinky problems on your body, so you won't change it by yourself, just let me get used to it, how can there be such a thing?" kind of reason?"

"Why didn't you change it? You mother-in-law, I even quit smoking, so we can't fix some problems, can't we? It's like snoring. We don't know anything when we fall asleep. How can you make me change it?" ?”

"Che, it's because you don't want to change. Hong even told me that you would bite the pillow towel when you were sleeping in Qiecheng. How come you can't do it here?"

"Hey, this little wolf cub, because she doesn't sleep at night because of feelings, she came to spy on our old Li?" Old Li never thought that Hong would have the habit of wandering around at night, and his face was punctured, and he immediately looked embarrassed.

"Okay, okay, teasing you, just snore if you want, I've seen people who are noisier than you, it's okay." Kelsey couldn't help laughing, there was actually a woman under Lao Li's rude appearance His careful side made her feel that this man is actually quite cute, "However, other stinking problems, if you can change it, you still have to change it. You have to wash your feet before going to bed, and you should say less dirty words. You don't know anything when you are asleep. These things are done when you are awake, you can't make trouble with me anymore, can you?"

"Get it, try your best, try your best, right?" Of course, Lao Li still adheres to the basic principles of admitting mistakes with an open mind, not correcting after repeated admonitions, coping with errands, and forgetting afterwards. To relieve fatigue, let him speak without swear words, just like going to the battlefield without a gun, or with a gun without loading bullets, it is absolutely impossible. "We have to get used to each other and adapt to each other. Look how old our old Li is." Dude, you have a lot of bad things about your mother-in-law, I didn't say anything, so don't worry about it here."

"I... okay, okay, I'll get used to it slowly, as if I've wronged you." Kelsey is self-conscious about her stink, so she can't refute it.

"Isn't it just wronging our old Li? You wicked woman, you have a bad temper like a firecracker. You are more angry than me, Li Yunlong. I grow up so big. This is the first time we have met you. This gentle and virtuous girl A lot, our old Li is planted in your hands, and you are idle all day long, and you are not wronged?" Old Li decisively climbed up the pole, anyway, he felt that he was wronged, and he was afraid Only when the lard is blinded can you betray your own aesthetics and look at Mrs. Kai.

He, Li Yunlong, has always liked gentle and virtuous women, and he dared to say so until now, but why somehow he met Mrs. Kai's eyes, maybe he was bewitched?

"Are you wronged? I'm still wronged. I haven't settled Teresia's account with you. Who is more wronged?" Kelsey also felt wronged. Sweeping the floor and going out, how can I keep this hob meat to show my face all day long, holding back my stomach full of anger, she is not shaking M, and now she still wants to marry Lao Li and start a family, probably so Bewitched.

"Here we go again, let's say we're not going to settle the old score. It's so boring all the time?" When Teresia was mentioned, Lao Li felt his scalp go numb.

"I don't remember when we agreed that this old account must be overturned when it should be overturned. As I said, I always reserve the right to hate and revenge on you, unless it can be proved that Teresia's death has nothing to do with you It has nothing to do with it, but it is obviously impossible, there were only the two of you in the room at the time, even if you were not the murderer, you must bear part of the responsibility!" Kelsey will never relax in this regard, even if he will not kill relatives righteously, kill the old man Li went to pay homage to Teresia, but in the future, when the truth of this matter is completely revealed, it is impossible for her to pretend that nothing happened. At least, let Lao Li go to Teresia to kowtow and apologize Not too much to ask, right?

"It's coming back again, isn't it? You don't have any evidence in your hands, and we don't remember anything. After all, there is no proof. Are you tired of always holding you like this?" Lao Li shook his shoulders. I am not optimistic about Kelsey's efforts on this matter, and the result is mostly nothing, a waste of emotion, "Okay, let's talk about something serious, you mother-in-law are talking about it today, just send the girl to the confinement room Now, what's going on here?"

"Why, you still don't want her to suffer?" Kelsey raised her eyebrows, her jealousy getting stronger.

"She is a guest now, so we can't be rude, right?" Lao Li rubbed his nose. It's hard to say that getting along with Tallulah these days is a bit "feeling". Let's make vinegar Li Yunlong?

"Pull it down, you treat her as a guest, but she may not treat us as hosts, I haven't done anything to her yet, you are just here to give your opinion, why haven't you been so soft-hearted when you were with me?" Kai Erxi actually knew what kind of Xiong Dexing Lao Li was, but she still wanted to beat her mouth, and she really felt a little wrong in her heart. It is natural and unavoidable, "The bed in the confinement room is definitely more comfortable than your floor. Don't worry about her, go to bed with you, I locked her there mainly for safety reasons, and she is obviously sensible, otherwise she wouldn't go in, at worst, let her out early tomorrow morning, good night !"

After finishing speaking, Kelsey rolled the quilt, and Lao Li, who was lying on the ground, could no longer see her face. He made it clear that he did not intend to continue the conversation, and the lights in the room were turned off. I don’t know how she did it. of.

"Okay, let you two girls talk about it, there's nothing wrong with us, Lao Li!" Lao Li grinned, then closed his eyes, and after a while, the loud purring sound of an engine sounded .

In the early morning of the next day, the soldier's biological clock made Lao Li wake up early. This was the most peaceful sleep in the past two days. After waking up, he could be said to be refreshed and healthy. At first, he wanted to tease Kyle Xi, Kelsey, who was sleeping against the wall, woke up simply with a flick of her ears, and looked at Lao Li with a pair of bright green eyes without emotion.

"What do you want?" Old Li was about to lie down on the bed. From Kelsey's point of view, it was clear that he had no good intentions.

"No reason, just want to wake you up." Lao Li laughed, pretending nothing happened.

"Dexing, your snoring has stopped, do you think I can still fall asleep?" Kelsey pushed Lao Li away, turned over and sat up, and the result of getting used to Lao Li's snoring was that she couldn't fall asleep if Lao Li didn't snore "In terms of snoring ability, you are a rare talent. I think with a little processing, you can use it as a non-lethal sonic weapon."

"That's a good feeling..."

"What a fart! This is a disease and needs to be cured!" Kelsey gave Lao Li a supercilious look, "I can't take care of it now, I have to check your respiratory tract for you, I'm afraid of you if you snore Take your breath away, this is really weird, you didn't snore before you lost your memory, could it be that you have been locked up for the past three years?"

"It's hard to say, maybe it is." Lao Li laughed, and he didn't know how to explain this question.

"The bathroom is over there, you go to wash up first, we will liberate your little lover in a while, I want to change clothes, if you dare to peek, I will hang you on the bridge antenna!" Kelsey threatened viciously, Last night, both of them were lying in their clothes, and Lao Li, a stinky man, was fearless. Kelsey only felt that the little green skirt on her body was a little sweaty, and it was very uncomfortable to wear.

"Hey, who doesn't want to look at you, you stinky bitch, anyway, sooner or later we have to let Lao Li see it all!" Lao Li really wanted to peek at it, but Kelsey threatened him, so he definitely couldn't watch it, not because he was afraid of being hanged Bridge, this involves a man's face.

Anyway, it’s never too late for a good meal, no matter how reserved your lady Kai is now, won’t she still belong to me, Li Yunlong, sooner or later?

"Get out!" Kelsey succinctly expressed her shyness.

Old Li shrugged and went to the bathroom. Two sets of brand new unopened toiletries have already been prepared here. Mrs. Kai obviously came here prepared, but it's a pity that she talks too much about martial arts, otherwise this night will pass, little Lynn The lynx might have all of them.

After a quick wash, as soon as Lao Li went out, he saw Kelsey who had already changed his clothes. This big lynx had changed into a new suit from nowhere. The slim suit trousers and a lady's white shirt, Lao Li When she opened the door, she had just tied her hair into a single ponytail.

Damn, the little old woman is pretty well dressed!

Chapter 410 One Million Points Stronger Than You

Kelsey's dressing style has always been daring. If you want to say that she is old-fashioned, she is old-fashioned in what she says and does, but if you want to say that she is old, she is older than a young girl at that time. Dare to wear and leak.

The young and beautiful little girl Lao Li also knows a lot, and she wears a variety of clothes, but the one who dares to show off the most must belong to our political commissar Kai!

Since getting to know this woman, she has changed three sets of clothes in total, one of which is more leaky than the other, at least half-exposing her back is the standard configuration, as if not wearing it like this will affect her heat dissipation, but the one with the most revealing , that’s definitely because the overalls are gone. The deep V slit on the back reaches below the waist. The whole skirt is hung with a collar and two thin ropes. Half of the skirt is still transparent. It feels like walking a little bigger Seeing the underpants, Lai Hao covered them up with a white coat, but even so, it was hard to stop her obsession with the back and shoulders. Compared with them, the other two sets of extremely cool little skirts looked conservative, For her age, it's outrageous!

But the fourth set of clothes I changed today suddenly took a 180-degree turn. Not to mention a big back, even the shirts are high-necked, and there is nothing wrong with them except for the hands and the small face. Lu, she is extremely thin and looks like she has been suffering from long-term malnutrition (it seems to be true), and she always feels a little too small to support her in a white coat, which makes people worry that she will be killed. The clothes are overwhelmed. With today's dressing up, the trousers and shirt are designed for self-cultivation, which makes her figure look extraordinarily slender. She is thinner, but she has breasts and buttocks, so she doesn't look shriveled. A tie, it is really eye-catching.

Lao Li doesn't know what the XP system is. He only knows that Mrs. Kai has changed so many clothes, and today's outfit is the one that suits her best. Her hair is standing up, she looks neat and capable, and she knows she is doing something at a glance mother-in-law.

"Why are you staring at me?" Lao Li stood stupidly at the door of the bathroom for a long time. Even though Kelsey was blind, he also noticed his staring eyes like wooden stakes.

"Look at our political commissar Kai, what else can I look at?" Lao Li laughed, he doesn't play with his brain, if possible, he would probably compose a poem, or improvise a novel Prose, at worst, has to be a long-winded speech, boasting about our future wife, patting the lynx's butt, but our team leader is uneducated, so he can only say "shit" to travel the world.

"Why, please me?" Kelsey smoothed the ponytail that Shun just tied up. She didn't dress up on purpose today, but just wanted to change her image and mood, so she picked out a suit that would be the easiest to wear. children's clothes.

"To please you? What good can I do if I please you?"

"Benefits?" Kelsey strolled over and kissed Lao Li lightly on tiptoe, "Is this good enough? If it's done, hurry up and get out, don't block the door, I still have to wash up!"

Pulling Lao Li aside, Kelsey went into the bathroom. After a while, there was the sound of running water and her humming. It seemed that Lao Li's praise made her feel quite good.

Lao Li wiped the corners of his mouth. The first time was raw and the second time was acquaintance. Kelsey's kiss this time was not as shocking as before. From stranger to acquaintance to love, the progress of the relationship between the two is comparable to a rocket. Now It seems like an old couple already, so that Lao Li's heart is not even disturbed, but the beauty is still very beautiful. Taking advantage of Kelsey's time to wash, he went to tidy up the bed and the floor. When Kelsey came out, the small base was as clean as ever.

"Well, this should be one of your few advantages." Even if Kelsey is a party member with a plain face, she doesn't need to go through the trouble of scraping the putty primer on her face in front of the mirror, and the washing time is longer than that of a man like Lao Li. When I came out, I saw two quilts neatly folded into tofu cubes and sheets as smooth as a mirror. I couldn't help raising my eyebrows, "Actually, I have wanted to ask for a long time, why do you put the quilts on every time?" Isn't it troublesome to fold them into such a square shape?"

"Trouble? It's quite troublesome." Lao Li nodded. Even if his internal affairs level is at the pacesetter level, it would take a few minutes to make a whole bed of tofu cubes. "But after a long time, I get used to it. It looks comfortable."

"You said you were a soldier before. When you were a soldier, the internal affairs were all of this standard?" Although Kelsey had never seen this type of internal affairs, he still knew what the concept of "internal affairs" was.

"Isn't that so? Folding quilts is just a trivial matter. After our army is established, I will let you know what internal affairs are!" Lao Li laughed. He has already understood more or less bits and pieces. The level of internal affairs of the army is basically nothing. Even the Ursas Central Army, which is known as the world's most powerful army, requires the most basic order in internal affairs. Let alone competing with our revolutionary army, the warlords are ten times better than you .

Therefore, after the establishment of the Eighth Army, Lao Li will definitely not let go of the internal affairs. Strict internal affairs requirements are very conducive to improving the discipline and obedience of the team and improving the mental outlook of the soldiers. We must pay close attention to it!

"If you do this, if you change to a novice, it's impossible to get it done in less than an hour. Isn't this a waste of time?" Kelsey frowned. She didn't quite understand that being so entangled in internal affairs was not only a waste of time What is the other meaning? After all, Terra has no such precedent. Even on Earth, there are still many people who think that strict housekeeping is a waste of time. "If you have this spare time, wouldn't it be good to train more combat skills?"

"That's why you don't understand. You don't need to practice combat skills, but you must fold the quilt well. When you fold the quilt well, you can be regarded as a qualified soldier."

"I really don't understand. Are you planning to defeat the enemy by performing quilt making?"

"Don't understand? Then you have to listen to my old Li. What's the use of making a quilt? You'll be able to see it in a month or two. I'm stupid, and I can't explain it to you. Let's speak with facts! "

"Yes, yes, as long as you can, I will listen to you. I am afraid that you will enforce such perverted internal affairs requirements. Don't force the army to mutiny. Our foundation is unstable, so you have to take it easy."

"If you can't bear to do even such a small thing, and return the mother's mutiny, such an army can be disbanded as soon as possible and go home to farm. It's not embarrassing enough. They are not expected to be soldiers at all!"

"I'll let you finish talking. Anyway, you should pay attention to the scale. Prescribing strong medicine for a serious illness can easily kill the patient directly. I really don't know much about marching and fighting, but the principle of going too far is universal in the world."

"I know, my old Li has led soldiers all his life, I know it well!"

Kelsey shook her head. In fact, she is still not very optimistic about it, but she chose not to argue with Lao Li about verbal disputes after suffering enough, and wait and see if she succeeds. She has mastered the six senses, which is incomparable to a real military officer who has experienced hundreds of battles. The theoretical knowledge is quite rich, but the actual combat experience is a world of difference. Therefore, even if Rhodes Island recruits can do their jobs one by one, she will She seldom raises opinions with Du Bin, who is in charge of recruit training, not to mention that Lao Li's military training method is clearly different from Terra's rules, and she can't speak up. Well, I have to be scolded again.

As for Lao Li's donkey temper, even if the two of them have agreed to get married, Kelsey has no doubt that Ya still has to scream when it's time to scream, but what can I do?I just have to be more patient and get used to it.

"Okay, let's go, if you don't let anyone go, your little lover will demolish the house." Kelsey took out a pair of small leather shoes with a slightly heel and put them on her feet.

"Don't talk nonsense, why did you become Li Yunlong's little lover?" Lao Li hurriedly followed in Kelsey's footsteps, "Even if you agree, she agrees, but our Lao Li himself still doesn't agree."

"Don't call you so innocent, you men are all stinky, she is so tired of you, do you dare to say that you have no thoughts at all?"

"Thinking..."

"Look, what I said, none of you men are honest!"

"I said you're pretty good as a woman, why are you so jealous? We just thought about it for a while, but didn't take any action. Thinking about it is also breaking the law?" Lao Li admitted frankly, and Xiaotian'er he still Keep it a secret, there is really nothing to hide from Kelsey, this woman is not the same as other women, although they are all the same in terms of small belly and chicken intestines, but this woman has a strong desire to control, and secondly, she is educated and sensible. It's to hide from her, the more tempered she is, you can directly confess any small thoughts you have, as long as there are no substantial serious consequences, it will not be a big deal, Lao Li has already eaten her through, now think about it, maybe we It's her temper that Lao Li likes, right?

After all, Li Yunlong is a cheerful person who can't hide anything in his heart, and it is uncomfortable for him to hide it carefully. It is more comfortable to say it directly, one is one, two is two, and it is more comfortable than concealing each other and trying to figure out each other. up.