Dr. Rhode Island is Lao Tzu Li Yunlong

"Little bastard, how dare you?!" Old Li Niu's eyes stared, because he didn't have a gun in his hand, if he had, he would have to shoot her.

"I'm sorry!" Amiya pinched a pitch-black energy ball in her hand and slapped it directly on Lao Li's head. Lao Li only felt a bang in his head, followed by a blackness in front of him, and he didn't know anything.

"Instructor Dubin, please let your E1 action team open the way in front! Lift up Dao Kete, we will withdraw!" Amiya, who used magic to overturn Lao Li, ordered loudly.

Chapter 3 You just drive, I will figure it out

The entire Chernobog was thrown into chaos.

Although the secret facilities in the outermost layer of the core area have not been affected, there is only a group of white-clothed thugs who wandered over for some reason and were eliminated, but anyone with ears can hear the chaos coming from the inner layer of the core area. sound.

This was an organized and premeditated riot. The rioters were well-equipped with light and heavy weapons and well-organized. Except for the general lack of combat literacy, it can be called a long-planned military operation.

However, this has nothing to do with Rhode Island.

They are just a small pharmaceutical company, and if they want to stop the atrocities that are happening in the city, they can't do anything.

In the end, it was just giving away a few heads for nothing, adding three or two meaningless corpses to the riot.

Before the thugs' large army swept over here, the operatives from Rhode Island hurriedly packed the unconscious Lao Li and some important items into the car, and then started the car, slowly drove along the road, and gradually moved away. this secret facility.

"Still take the west exit as scheduled?" asked Dubin, who was driving.

"According to the original plan, I have cut off contact with Mr. Kelsey now. If you change the plan casually, there will be problems in the connection." Amiya sat in the back row, the unconscious Lao Li was on her lap, the little girl Helping Lao Li tidy up some messy hair, trying to smooth Lao Li's frown Angry, but why she was sad and angry, she didn't understand.

"But I'm worried..." Dubin hesitated.

"worry about what?"

"This is a premeditated operation. The integration movement has obviously been planned for a long time. Although the main force has not yet come, they may have blocked all exits of Chernobog."

Amiya gritted her teeth: "Then I can only force it!"

"Break your ass, how can you fight like this?"

"Ah, Swordsman?"

"You little bastard, do you really dare to do it?!" Old Li rubbed his still a little confused head, and sat up on the seat. He said in his heart that he was living more and more and going back. I fainted once, but today it was a good day, and the little girl was knocked out again. It's a shame that the little girl's movie is about the same size as her own bastard. When she saw her, she thought of her own children, and the four children that Lao Zhao entrusted to him. A child, or you have to give her some color to see!

To actually dare to hit Lao Tzu, it's a godsend!

"I'm sorry, Dao Kete, I can't do anything either..." Amiya twisted her fingers uneasily, and she was very guilty and self-blame to this person who was both like a father and a mentor.

"Okay, don't cry for Lao Tzu. It's my fault this time. I apologize to you. You don't want to be a swordsman or a swordsman. It sounds uncomfortable. Let's just call Lao Li." Lao Li raised his hand. Rubbing Amiya's head, just now, in a dream, he saw his good comrades in arms, good brothers, standing in a row, not speaking, just looking at himself and laughing, asking them by himself , How are you doing? No one answered, so I just stretched out my hand and pushed myself hard.

Especially the stunned boy of the monk, who came up with a slap. He didn't stand firm, and he fell on his butt. This fall, he woke up.

This is because the old brothers won't let me, Lao Li, go with them!

Come on, if you don't let us go, we won't go, even in that broken place, it's not uncommon for us, Lao Li!

Lao Li is a donkey, and his temper comes and goes quickly. It doesn't make sense. After such a short time, he also wanted to understand and think thoroughly. Back then, when he climbed the snowy mountains and crossed the grass, Jiang's bald head machine guns and cannons were not needed. He killed himself; in the base area, the little devil did not kill him in several raids; on the Huaihai battlefield, Chu Yunfei lost his life with one cannonball; now, he is facing his own head. The gun didn't kill him either.

What does this mean?This shows that our old Li has a tough life. He can't accept it, and he doesn't dare to accept it. We want to be a guest there and have a drink with our good brothers, but he doesn't want it, he only talks about the time. not.

Since the Lord of Hell doesn't accept us and those good brothers don't want to see us, then our old Li can only continue to live in shame.

"Dao Kete is Doo Kete!" Amiya stubbornly didn't want to change her name. If it was before, she would always be very obedient. She listened to every word from Mr. Kelsey and Doo Kete, but now, Dao Kete is very obedient. Although Kete was still the knife Kete he knew, not only did he lose his memory of the past, no one could remember it, but he seemed to be a different person inside. Amiya couldn't figure out what was going on, she just Wishful thinking, if I changed my name like this, the swordsman I knew before would never come back.

"Okay, it's up to you." Old Li didn't bother to compete with the little girl who was about to cry. He was not stupid. When he woke up, his dazed energy was gone. After thinking about it, he looked around. Just like in those dramas, I borrowed the corpse to bring back the soul, so I borrowed the corpse of this little donkey acquaintance, but unfortunately I don't have a mirror now, to see what I have become, this famous young man from ten miles and eight villages." Bring me a map and I'll take a look at the situation first."

"Here, Swordsman." Amiya handed over a tablet.

"Yo, what is this?" As soon as I was thinking about the mirror, the mirror came. His face was reflected on the flat glass surface. In Lao Zhao's words, it was still the same bear, but he became a lot younger, just like back then. At the base at the time.

"This is a computer, Dao Kete." Amiya explained, thinking that Dao Kete's amnesia was complete enough, and maybe she should thank God for blessings, not letting Dao Kete go back to her babyhood directly.

"What kind of thing, a computer? I know pig brains, dogs brains, sheep brains, what kind of brain is this 'computer'? Don't give me all these clouds, mountains and fog. Where is the map I want?"

"The map is here."

Amiya was very helpless, so she could only reach out to help Lao Li operate the tablet computer and call up the map - he now doubts whether dear Daokete still remembers how to fight, although it was really difficult when he cut people. Bravery, but if this bravery is exchanged for command ability, it will not be worth the loss, and the sacrifices and efforts made to rescue Daokete will be all in vain.

Rhode Island does not lack strong and powerful warriors. What they need is a shrewd and wise field commander. In this regard, even Kelsey, who is omniscient and omnipotent, is not capable of it.

"Can you understand?" Dubin turned her head and asked. She had no trust in the legendary Swordsman Te. Seeing that Lao Li didn't even know the computer, she was even more worried about the future of her team.

"Stop talking nonsense, just drive your car, I'll figure it out!"

Chapter 4 Is that a head or a chamber pot on your neck?

I can't understand the map?

joke!

When we first joined the army and served as guards for the division commander, we would look at the map. In the eyes of others, the map is a map, but in the eyes of our old Li, it is very clear at a glance. Even the division commander praised us: You are really a motherfucker. is a genius!

But it was useless to talk to the little donkey and the others. Looking at the map in his hand, Old Li murmured in his heart.

We Lao Li, a countryman, have never been in the city, and have been fighting for a lifetime, but he has also spent his whole life wandering around in the valleys and valleys. After the battle, he entered the military academy and poured a few pounds of ink into his stomach. He also specialized in island landings and mountain special operations. He competed with his old rival Chu Yunfei across the strait. He really knew how to fight in the city. Haven't studied much.

Moreover, there are some problems with this group of people under him. Including the later group, there are only a dozen people who can fight, and most of them are girls. How can girls go to the battlefield?This should be a man's business, it's just nonsense!

But he can't either.

Listening to the meaning of the group of people, the whole city was rioting, and he also heard the noise of gunshots coming from a distance.

"Is there a cigarette?" When Lao Li was upset, he liked to drink, smoke, and curse his mother. If he didn't fiddle with something, he would feel uncomfortable. Now he can't drink in this situation, so he can only smoke a cigarette.

"Dao Kete, you didn't smoke before."

"Stop talking nonsense, bring it if you have it, or shut up if you don't!"

Amiya pursed her lips pitifully, and didn't know what to say. Even Teacher Kelsey, who spit fragrant mouth every day, didn't have this newly awakened swordsman who could scold people. The little girl was so aggrieved. I didn't dare to provoke Lao Li, a guy who doesn't do anything. Fortunately, there was a male operator in the front passenger seat. He was a smoker. Hearing this, he took out a half box of cigarettes and a lighter from his pocket, and reached out and handed them over. .

Amiya had nothing to do, although she felt that Dao Kete had just woken up, her physical condition was unknown, and she should not smoke, but she felt like a bomb was about to explode from Lao Li, so she could only take the cigarette and hand it to Lao Li.

Lao Li popped out a cigarette, put it in his mouth and lit it skillfully. He sucked half of it in one puff, and then coughed loudly: "What the hell is this cigarette, why is it so choking?"

"Because Swordsman didn't smoke before." Amiya said weakly, "You definitely can't stand the first time you smoke."

"Okay, let's do it this way." Old Li put the remaining half of the cigarette into his mouth. The one that can pull out the pus is a good plaster. Choking is a little bit better than nothing. In the most difficult time of the year, people choked to death. It's not that he hasn't smoked his big cigarette bag. "The girl driving in front, you... What's your name?"

"My name is Doberman."

"Okay, Xiao Du, I think you rushed in from outside. Tell me in detail what's going on in the city now?"

"Little Du?" Dubin frowned, but thinking that Amiya had become a little bastard, she couldn't say anything, she could only admit it, "The organization that caused trouble was called the Integration Movement, and it was originally just an infected people's rights organization... "

"I don't worry about what they do. How many people are there? How are the weapons? Who is the commander?"

"I don't know, we were also attacked suddenly. When they first entered the city, they hadn't started to act. These armed men in white robes seemed to grow out of the floor. Eighty percent of the core area has already fallen."

"Damn it! I don't know if you have a head or a chamber pot on your neck. What's the use of my father!" Old Li also knew that the girl in front of him couldn't be blamed for this, but what did it have to do with him scolding her in a hurry? ?

"You...!" Dubin couldn't take this anger, he stepped on the brakes, jumped up, and was ready to fight with Lao Li. She had long been disgusted by this vulgar man who was full of grins. Before taking action, Ami Ya blows up the doctor so much that there is nothing in the sky, but it turns out that she is a master who scolds her mother if she doesn't agree with her.

"You fucking dare to stare at me, believe it or not I shot you?!" Old Li Niu's eyes were bigger than a dog's, and he didn't feel that he was wrong at all.

"Instructor Dubin, calm down! Calm down!" Amiya hurriedly spoke out to discourage her, and nodded her little head to Dubin, indicating that there is something wrong with Daokete's brain, don't bother with him, "Daokete, don't talk too much. Say it."

"Tsk!" Dubin pouted angrily, turned around to restart the car, and moved on.

"The little girl is not too short-tempered, and dare to slander with Laozi?!" Lao Li stared and scolded, and continued to lower his head to ponder the map. After so much time, he already had this new thing called "computer" in his hand. He was familiar with the touch. With a swipe of his finger, the map wanted to zoom in, zoom out, and zoom out. Except that he didn't know how to do homework on the map, it was much more convenient than the paper map. He turned the whole map over and read it several times, and again After thinking about the bunch of crooked melons, cracked dates, and rubbish guys on hand, I couldn't help but sigh, thinking that we Lao Li had never fought such a suffocating battle in his life, "Stop! Turn around, let's go back!"

"Go back? But Dao Kete, we have to evacuate." Amiya only felt that the doctor was afraid of being slapped stupidly by herself. "The people from the integration movement are coming over soon, and going back now is self-defeating."

"You little bastard knows a shit! Evacuate? You tell me how we should evacuate? These bastards must have set up checkpoints. We don't have heavy firepower. If we push hard, we will die!" He tapped on the computer screen, the little girl's eyebrows were so strange that it made people feel distressed, he didn't want to slap him directly, "You need to use your brain to fight, if you can't identify the target, you just keep your head down and rush forward, listen to me, you're right. , turn around!"

"I can't agree!" Unlike Amiya, Dubin doesn't listen to the swordsman for everything - at least not until she is sure that this strange swordsman is reliable enough.

"That's why you're a bitch. Do you understand your tactics? Let's go in and mess up the situation so we can get out. Do you understand?"

"Dao Kete, at least go to the meeting point first, right?" Amiya asked weakly.

"Meeting point... Are there any of your people in the city?"

"Ah."

"Then why didn't you say it sooner, you little bastard?" Old Li really thought he was going to fight with a dozen people, so he stretched out his hand and grabbed the donkey's ear, "Then go to the meeting point you scheduled first, Wait until everyone is together!"

Chapter 5 Fuck the sons of a bitch

On the way to the meeting point, the cigarettes on Lao Li’s mouth were one after another. Fortunately, he still remembered opening the car window and blowing the smoke ring outside. If he was upset, he still had to take care of the little donkey next to him. Boy, you are still a child.

He was finally able to calm down and think about his own business.

Lao Li is not a person who likes to use his brain. In other words, he doesn't like to use his brain on things other than war. In the matter of war, there are gaps here, there are barriers there, a few guns and boxes of grenades in the regiment How many bullets were fired from a few guns, he didn't need logistical statistics to report, he knew it all in his heart; he had always been confused about things other than wars, and he didn't look down on intellectuals like Lao Zhao, who thought too much about everything. Many, he doesn't like to ponder, so he doesn't understand many things.

He couldn't understand why he was dead and alive again, and he became a swordsman of the little donkey.

He couldn't understand why he got on the pirate ship of this group of people in a daze, and even helped them fight.

According to his old temper, what Rosh Rhode Island wants to point him to fight, that's a dream!Why are we, not relatives, not friends, why should we help you fight?Yes, we Lao Li likes to fight, and no one who knows us doesn't know, but we don't fight every kind of battle. You can't just fool around, I just put your head on your trousers and die with you. It's not such a simple thing, otherwise, the bald-headed little devil Jiang is just fooling around, and Lao Tzu will help them fight?Isn't that fucking bullshit? !

But he finally helped.

There is no other reason. Although our old Li is not highly educated, we put a lot of things on our minds, but we don't understand the troubles, but we at least understand the truth.

What's the point?It is the biggest truth that people in the rivers and lakes show gratitude and repayment. Our political commissar Zhao always said that this is a habit of the rivers and lakes, but Lao Li thinks that sometimes people have to be a little bit of the habit of the rivers and lakes.

Think about it, if a shot is fired at the temple, can a person still live?That's definitely not possible, even if our old Li's head is made of stone, it can't stop the brass bullets, but our old Li is still alive, why?

We have taken someone else's body, and we have borrowed a corpse to bring back the soul. The rural people are cowardly and owe them two border tickets. They have to worry about paying them back all day and night. What's more, what about taking someone's body?It’s true that we, Lao Li, like to take advantage of others, but we have always only taken advantage of the devils, and only taken advantage of the enemy, but there has never been a time when we didn’t pay back what we owed—the equipment of Chu Yunfei’s battalion It was captured by us fighting traitors, not because we owe it to him.

Now that I have taken up someone else's body, how should I pay it back?There's no way to pay it back, and we Lao Li don't know how to pay it back. We can't just shoot ourselves in the forehead, right?

But there is no gun in this hand!

Although Lao Li never thought of continuing to live since before the shooting, but one yard is one yard, we can't pretend that we don't know about taking a body, and we really don't know how to return the body, so Lao Li Looking around, my heart is right, old brothers and old comrades in arms won't let us die, then we won't die, it's better to die than live, but we can't live without heart and soul, at least, this body's family is too small Take good care of others, we are kind people, we can't do it if you pat your butt and leave.

Anyway, those people in white clothes don't look like good people, who are serious people with their heads and faces covered?After fighting for a lifetime, we can see at a glance who is the enemy and who is the friend.

Old Li was wandering around here, when he felt the car shake violently, Dubin stepped on the brake again, opened the door and jumped out: "There is movement ahead, everyone get off the car and prepare to fight!"

"Kao Kete, stay in the car, I'll go check the situation." Amiya ordered and jumped out of the car.

"What are you doing with the little girl's film? You bring me back!" Lao Li brought Amiya back with one hand, and picked up the knife he grabbed, "I'm not dead yet, it's not your turn to be a child. The girl goes to the battlefield, be honest with me!"

Making Old Li Niu's eyes stare, Amiya could only sit in the car aggrievedly and wring her fingers, as company with the medical operators who couldn't fight.

Lao Li carried the knife and cat on his waist, and trotted to keep up with the large army. Dubin, who took the lead, looked back, but did not see Amiya, and immediately frowned: "Where is Amiya? She is a warlock, we need Her spell support."